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Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:7/24/2014
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#252863 - FJ ha been my haven for a while glorious Admin. Thank you for … 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#72 - To be clear I'm not the gif creator i'm afraid. No idea of the… 04/29/2014 on Jedi Mind Tricks 0
#20 - I thought that Cuban things weren't illegal to own after the e… 04/29/2014 on Random Fact Comp 10 0
#7 - Those poor carpets. 04/29/2014 on Modern Warfare 0
#23 - He sure was the *butt* of the joke. 04/29/2014 on birthday cake +6
#11 - Grandparents FW 04/29/2014 on man tries to rob undercover... 0
#16 - I thought he'd shit himself. 04/29/2014 on Stealing Like a Pro +2
#25 - "What? No lube? I'll just have to use the INDUSTRIA…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Jedi Mind Tricks +53
User avatar #65 - duvallwhitey (04/29/2014) [-]
UUURRKA UUURRRKA UUURRRKA
#49 - DrGoggles (04/29/2014) [-]
Made me laugh for almost 5 minutes
User avatar #72 - ninjawizards (04/29/2014) [-]
To be clear I'm not the gif creator i'm afraid. No idea of the source :/
#44 - Marker (04/29/2014) [-]
#35 - quicksilveralicorn (04/29/2014) [-]
#5 - You are right but when you're in that place, you just don't re… 04/26/2014 on Is it this easy ? +1
#1813 - **ninjawizards rolls 0,292,031** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#357 - Yeah I know I get that too. Most of them are just people who n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on War 0
User avatar #359 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
If you join the military and stay for like 5 years you come out having saved up a ton of money because they pay you the whole time you're there and they also pay for your food and everything else, and they will pay you to go to college, and you get a pension later on too.
#479 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
So essentialy they choose a career of middle ages executioner.
#346 - I've alway dreamed of a stupid frends  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on War +13
#426 - lilhanna (04/22/2014) [-]
gets me every time.
#342 - See, Wars make me confused. Because on one hand I am completel…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/21/2014 on War +10
#441 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
a military career appeals to the uneducated or overly brainwashed, the military (and especially the US one) has been lowered from an honorable profession to being a whore, serving the sovereign party at the moment.
#371 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
I think it's just simply because they're braver than us.
User avatar #361 - dedaluminus (04/21/2014) [-]
There are good reasons to go to war. Have we had any of them recently? No. Not at all. All of our legitimate goals could have been accomplished by assassination teams. Quick, clean, and a lot less bloody all around. We haven't had a justified war in quite a while.

But soldiers are separate from the wars they fight. They're men, and now some women, who have said "Yes, this is my country. And I will be the sword and shield of my country." They put their lives on the line for something they believe in or you know the lifelong benefits of having served and should be respected for having that strength of conviction.
#478 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
People that believed in something went to jail for refusing military service, now when being in military is voluntary they don't have any conviction, it's a job or simply joining a gang that assaults people to steal and murder them.
User avatar #494 - dedaluminus (04/22/2014) [-]
I respected the people who refused military service because of their own convictions, too. But not the people who dodged the draft because of cowardice.
User avatar #348 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
Many soldiers join not because they want to go to war, but because they want the benefits that come from joining the military, and it has many benefits.
User avatar #357 - ninjawizards (04/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I know I get that too. Most of them are just people who need a job I guess. It is stability and a 'family' which I get is great as well. Really it's a shame about the whole "killing and fighting" bit of war then huh.
User avatar #359 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
If you join the military and stay for like 5 years you come out having saved up a ton of money because they pay you the whole time you're there and they also pay for your food and everything else, and they will pay you to go to college, and you get a pension later on too.
#479 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
So essentialy they choose a career of middle ages executioner.
#347 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
You just need to learn that soldiers are fucking idiots, fighting wars made up by corrupt motherfuckers that are selling out their own countries. There is no honor in fighting, no honor in dying.
#358 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
you are one of those typical assholes that shit on everybody who is not of use to them but scream for help once they need people
there might come the day when there is a flood, an earthquake or a huge fire in your area and you will happily accept the help of the army

not every soldier is the same, just like not every black person is the same
some people join the military to go kill people and blow up shit other join it to help people and protect their country#

now go and be ashamed of yourself you fascist faggot!
#345 - icametocomment (04/21/2014) [-]
We must be stupid together then, since that's my view as well.
#346 - ninjawizards (04/21/2014) [-]
I've alway dreamed of a stupid frends
#426 - lilhanna (04/22/2014) [-]
gets me every time.
#3 - What the hell is going on. I've seen like 5 comment today whic…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on What is this? +6
User avatar #29 - perform (04/21/2014) [-]
You're right. FunnyJunk shouldn't be funnying. What the fuck is going on?
#19 - I believe this was the very same Roman Emperor who used to loc… 04/08/2014 on Hahahaha....oh 0
#25 - lvl up noob. just kidding, fair enough :L 04/01/2014 on yup 0
#23 - I'm actually at uni at Heriot Watt :p You go to Edinburgh?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on yup 0
User avatar #24 - samthediv (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm actually still in s5.
User avatar #25 - ninjawizards (04/01/2014) [-]
lvl up noob. just kidding, fair enough :L
#81 - Ah well it's interesting anyways, thanks for the education bro. 03/26/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 3: The... 0
#62 - Thanks man cool stuff. How'd you find all this out? The books …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 3: The... 0
User avatar #63 - mynameisgeorge (03/26/2014) [-]
Some of it is in game, but additional information is on www.imperial-library.info/‎
and summaries on /tg/.

A lot of it is controversial because the guy that wrote a lot of the lore, Michael Kirkbride, doesn't work for Bethesda anymore but he wrote a lot of additional lore without them.

Stuff like Altmer and Imperials making moon colonies by flying on giant moths and Pelinal Whitestrake being a robot from the future that got sent back in time and went crazy
User avatar #81 - ninjawizards (03/26/2014) [-]
Ah well it's interesting anyways, thanks for the education bro.
#57 - I'd also like to know about the throat of the world if poss.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 3: The... 0
User avatar #61 - mynameisgeorge (03/26/2014) [-]
Not much else to say. The tower's name is "Snow Throat" and in the Dragonborn prophecy it is said to be "sundered, kingless, and bleeding"

Also, it says the summit is only half there, possibly referring to the time wound on top of the mountain
User avatar #62 - ninjawizards (03/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man cool stuff. How'd you find all this out? The books in the game?
User avatar #63 - mynameisgeorge (03/26/2014) [-]
Some of it is in game, but additional information is on www.imperial-library.info/‎
and summaries on /tg/.

A lot of it is controversial because the guy that wrote a lot of the lore, Michael Kirkbride, doesn't work for Bethesda anymore but he wrote a lot of additional lore without them.

Stuff like Altmer and Imperials making moon colonies by flying on giant moths and Pelinal Whitestrake being a robot from the future that got sent back in time and went crazy
User avatar #81 - ninjawizards (03/26/2014) [-]
Ah well it's interesting anyways, thanks for the education bro.
#114 - Ignorant wizard here. Who is "she"?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on What really was on the phone 0
#195 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
Aphrodite
#131 - captnnorway (03/24/2014) [-]
Some chick that had an interview about Crimea. Someone made a anime version of her and it all went to hell from there
#195 - [spoiler] not...doge? D: [/spoiler] 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? 0
#189 - You're one of mine... I hope dragongod senpai notices me  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #191 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
Well alright then... I wonder what's for lunch today
User avatar #195 - ninjawizards (03/23/2014) [-]
[spoiler] not...doge? D: [/spoiler]
#157 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #162 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
^That's one of my favorite comics
User avatar #189 - ninjawizards (03/23/2014) [-]
You're one of mine... I hope dragongod senpai notices me
User avatar #191 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
Well alright then... I wonder what's for lunch today
User avatar #195 - ninjawizards (03/23/2014) [-]
[spoiler] not...doge? D: [/spoiler]
#151 - you're OP. Well done me.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #155 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
*pats you on the back*
Splendid job sir.
#157 - ninjawizards (03/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #162 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
^That's one of my favorite comics
User avatar #189 - ninjawizards (03/23/2014) [-]
You're one of mine... I hope dragongod senpai notices me
User avatar #191 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
Well alright then... I wonder what's for lunch today
User avatar #195 - ninjawizards (03/23/2014) [-]
[spoiler] not...doge? D: [/spoiler]
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#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
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Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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