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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:8/27/2014
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#9 - People keep on saying **** like "Hur that's …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on The Dark Crust -2
User avatar #20 - biscuitsunited (07/01/2014) [-]
Hating tumblr has always been a thing.
My hate tumblr team just has a few new peeps
#8 - *hound dog 06/29/2014 on Hot dog 0
#6 - Picture 06/29/2014 on Don Meowconi 0
#7 - Frodo kills Professor Xavier 06/29/2014 on the longbottom truth 0
#58 - He was Mr Rodgers. He had a long running childrens tv show in … 06/29/2014 on Mr. Feel's Neighborhood +3
#39 - Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp 06/20/2014 on pokemon christian version 0
#38 - **ninjawizards rolls 31**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on pokemon christian version 0
User avatar #39 - ninjawizards (06/20/2014) [-]
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp, Magikarp
#46 - I mean why? Why do you not think he fits? :p 06/12/2014 on Here Comes a New Challenger! 0
#10 - Explain?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Here Comes a New Challenger! 0
User avatar #33 - chrisel (06/12/2014) [-]
A lot of people (including me) don't think Pacman is a character that fits in the new Super Smash Bros.
User avatar #46 - ninjawizards (06/12/2014) [-]
I mean why? Why do you not think he fits? :p
#61 - How did Montgomery fare against Rommel? I remember hearing tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on 10 Random Interesting Facts... +2
User avatar #136 - bodasion (06/12/2014) [-]
It was due to supply problems.

Field Marshall Rommel had been begging the Chancellor for additional tank divisions and general rearmament. Now, it helps to understand that FM (Field Marshall) Rommel was not a member of the National Socialist (Nazi) Party. He refused to join for several reasons, but regardless of the actual reasons, he refused to join and that made the Chancellor dislike and distrust him. Chancellor Hitler finally ceased trusting him altogether and thereupon began to refuse resupplying him properly. It was then and only then that FM Rommel began losing battles.

Unfortunately for the Chancellor, had he ignored his jealous advisers and actually paid attention to FM Rommel, FM Rommel would probably have won the Battle of El Alamein against Montgomery and thereby essentially ended all European opposition to the Nazis.
#83 - kristovsky (06/11/2014) [-]
In the end, Montgomery won because of his critical focus on preparation, also the SAS were a big part of victory in north africa.
#4 - Source? :p  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Don't even lift 0
#12 - misrider (06/08/2014) [-]
TV show called Louie. I recommend it if you like Louis CK and are a man.
#60 - Actually yes they do! Many couples who can't have babies on th… 06/08/2014 on Top 5 Pranks 2014 0
#219 - Yeah rugby players are pretty awesome except scrum halfs… 06/05/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#217 - Thank christ. I goddamn hate the whole Celtic/Rangers bollocks…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Preach, sister 0
User avatar #218 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, I'm not much of a sports guy at all, although I have a lot of respect for rugby. They're some real men, rugby players.
User avatar #219 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah rugby players are pretty awesome except scrum halfs . Whereabouts you from? :p
#107 - Ah right cheers. Ps you don't support Scottish football do you?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Preach, sister 0
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Nah, football's not really my thing. Even if it was, people take it way too seriously, so I'd hardly be a diehard fan.
User avatar #217 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Thank christ. I goddamn hate the whole Celtic/Rangers bollocks. You a rugby guy then?
User avatar #218 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, I'm not much of a sports guy at all, although I have a lot of respect for rugby. They're some real men, rugby players.
User avatar #219 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah rugby players are pretty awesome except scrum halfs . Whereabouts you from? :p
#59 - i'm sorry honey I shouldn't have shouted.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister +1
User avatar #93 - TheHutchie (06/04/2014) [-]
He authored a dictionary; several people have throughout history. I can't remember his name unfortunately.
#107 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Ah right cheers. Ps you don't support Scottish football do you?
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Nah, football's not really my thing. Even if it was, people take it way too seriously, so I'd hardly be a diehard fan.
User avatar #217 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Thank christ. I goddamn hate the whole Celtic/Rangers bollocks. You a rugby guy then?
User avatar #218 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, I'm not much of a sports guy at all, although I have a lot of respect for rugby. They're some real men, rugby players.
User avatar #219 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah rugby players are pretty awesome except scrum halfs . Whereabouts you from? :p
#50 - So a man walks into a bar. The bar says "NAME OF THE GUY" 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#41 - "Another reason I don't like the Indians, is that they ar… 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#35 - I am also Scottish. Who is that man? 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#32 - I am the Scotland also. That man is of the who? 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#23 - Scotland. Yes. Where Scotland. I am.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#26 - TheHutchie (06/04/2014) [-]
Incidentally, the man in this image hated Scotland
#59 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
i'm sorry honey I shouldn't have shouted.
User avatar #93 - TheHutchie (06/04/2014) [-]
He authored a dictionary; several people have throughout history. I can't remember his name unfortunately.
#107 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Ah right cheers. Ps you don't support Scottish football do you?
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Nah, football's not really my thing. Even if it was, people take it way too seriously, so I'd hardly be a diehard fan.
User avatar #217 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Thank christ. I goddamn hate the whole Celtic/Rangers bollocks. You a rugby guy then?
User avatar #218 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, I'm not much of a sports guy at all, although I have a lot of respect for rugby. They're some real men, rugby players.
User avatar #219 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah rugby players are pretty awesome except scrum halfs . Whereabouts you from? :p
User avatar #50 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
So a man walks into a bar. The bar says "NAME OF THE GUY"
User avatar #41 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
"Another reason I don't like the Indians, is that they are racist." - Anakin Dickjuker. Who's that guy called?
User avatar #35 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
I am also Scottish. Who is that man?
User avatar #32 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
I am the Scotland also. That man is of the who?
#68 - Sponge  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... 0
#72 - theugandanhero (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - guiguito (06/04/2014) [-]
Now you're trying too hard, good luck on the sleep thingy tho, i know it sucks, i know.
#40 - I actually agree with you here. Animal farm felt like an anti … 06/04/2014 on George Orwell's 1949 0
#44 - I feel like a massive pussy but I struggled to sleep that nigh…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... +5
#140 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/04/2014) [-]
i slept better than i ever have
#132 - anothergun (06/04/2014) [-]
Know that feel bro.
User avatar #66 - guiguito (06/04/2014) [-]
That's kinda random and unrelated.
#68 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
Sponge
#72 - theugandanhero (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - guiguito (06/04/2014) [-]
Now you're trying too hard, good luck on the sleep thingy tho, i know it sucks, i know.
User avatar #64 - lordxdanswich (06/04/2014) [-]
Actually no funnily enough, I thought I would but no. The screaming did make me feel a little queasy though, But for some fucking reason I couldn't stop rewinding the skull crushing part of the fight.
User avatar #62 - thegrayfox (06/04/2014) [-]
The gore didn't really bother me at all. I've seen way worse things on the internet.
Thing is, I really liked Oberyn, he didn't deserve such a death.
User avatar #46 - phuckyoucomeagain (06/04/2014) [-]
yup same here I mean I'veseensomeshit.jpg but something about eye gouging always messes with me. Just like the 28 weeks later scene fucked me up when I saw it, though that was at about age 13
User avatar #59 - johnmacronstone (06/04/2014) [-]
I will never unhear that scream. The gore, sure. But that scream....
#60 - phuckyoucomeagain (06/04/2014) [-]
Cannot unhear!
#568 - Sorry what is this a reference to?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Which Button? +1
User avatar #583 - neverforgetthedick (05/31/2014) [-]
Shadowcat in X-men: Days of Future Past
User avatar #578 - accountforstripey (05/31/2014) [-]
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#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards ONLINE (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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