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#35 - I am also Scottish. Who is that man? 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#32 - I am the Scotland also. That man is of the who? 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#23 - Scotland. Yes. Where Scotland. I am.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Preach, sister 0
#26 - TheHutchie (06/04/2014) [-]
Incidentally, the man in this image hated Scotland
#59 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
i'm sorry honey I shouldn't have shouted.
User avatar #93 - TheHutchie (06/04/2014) [-]
He authored a dictionary; several people have throughout history. I can't remember his name unfortunately.
#107 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Ah right cheers. Ps you don't support Scottish football do you?
User avatar #195 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Nah, football's not really my thing. Even if it was, people take it way too seriously, so I'd hardly be a diehard fan.
User avatar #217 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Thank christ. I goddamn hate the whole Celtic/Rangers bollocks. You a rugby guy then?
User avatar #218 - TheHutchie (06/05/2014) [-]
Truth be told, I'm not much of a sports guy at all, although I have a lot of respect for rugby. They're some real men, rugby players.
User avatar #219 - ninjawizards (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah rugby players are pretty awesome except scrum halfs . Whereabouts you from? :p
User avatar #50 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
So a man walks into a bar. The bar says "NAME OF THE GUY"
User avatar #41 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
"Another reason I don't like the Indians, is that they are racist." - Anakin Dickjuker. Who's that guy called?
User avatar #35 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
I am also Scottish. Who is that man?
User avatar #32 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
I am the Scotland also. That man is of the who?
#68 - Sponge  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... 0
#72 - theugandanhero (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - guiguito (06/04/2014) [-]
Now you're trying too hard, good luck on the sleep thingy tho, i know it sucks, i know.
#40 - I actually agree with you here. Animal farm felt like an anti … 06/04/2014 on George Orwell's 1949 0
#44 - I feel like a massive pussy but I struggled to sleep that nigh…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... +5
#140 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/04/2014) [-]
i slept better than i ever have
#132 - anothergun (06/04/2014) [-]
Know that feel bro.
User avatar #66 - guiguito (06/04/2014) [-]
That's kinda random and unrelated.
#68 - ninjawizards (06/04/2014) [-]
Sponge
#72 - theugandanhero (06/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - guiguito (06/04/2014) [-]
Now you're trying too hard, good luck on the sleep thingy tho, i know it sucks, i know.
User avatar #64 - lordxdanswich (06/04/2014) [-]
Actually no funnily enough, I thought I would but no. The screaming did make me feel a little queasy though, But for some fucking reason I couldn't stop rewinding the skull crushing part of the fight.
User avatar #62 - thegrayfox (06/04/2014) [-]
The gore didn't really bother me at all. I've seen way worse things on the internet.
Thing is, I really liked Oberyn, he didn't deserve such a death.
User avatar #46 - phuckyoucomeagain (06/04/2014) [-]
yup same here I mean I'veseensomeshit.jpg but something about eye gouging always messes with me. Just like the 28 weeks later scene fucked me up when I saw it, though that was at about age 13
User avatar #59 - johnmacronstone (06/04/2014) [-]
I will never unhear that scream. The gore, sure. But that scream....
#60 - phuckyoucomeagain (06/04/2014) [-]
Cannot unhear!
#568 - Sorry what is this a reference to?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Which Button? +1
User avatar #583 - neverforgetthedick (05/31/2014) [-]
Shadowcat in X-men: Days of Future Past
User avatar #578 - accountforstripey (05/31/2014) [-]
#71 - I may be wrong (probably wrong) but isn't the staff of Loki ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on The Avengers +9
User avatar #76 - jaegarbombastic (05/29/2014) [-]
Well it kind of wormed itself into their indifference for one another.

He found them so petty because they were arguing at all he was a man of direct action after all.
#62 - Cheers but the game doesn't work for me? I click play, select …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Cyborg Feels 0
#70 - frenzyhero (05/25/2014) [-]
you would be redirected to the forum. The tuts are for getting used to the game, and for advanced mechanics. Since most people that play it have been doing so for a long time now, there's not going to be any crash courses there XD.

The options will show you the game's controls, it's fully customizable.

fenglee.com/ And if you're being dropped off here when you click start, I have no idea why it happens, it seems random for most people. It usually only happens once or twice for me.
#18 - Aight cool thanks for the tip.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Cyborg Feels +2
User avatar #19 - ihearcolors (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah no problem!
#16 - Ah fair enough. Is AoT worth watching btw? :p  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Cyborg Feels +3
User avatar #17 - ihearcolors (05/25/2014) [-]
Yes I would recommend that you watch it but it is pretty graphic just to warn you ahead of time.
#23 - frenzyhero (05/25/2014) [-]
Isn't Blood C or Deadman Wonderland, or Elfen Lied, more so though?

anyway
ninjawizards
the unofficial official attack on titan game
welcome to the club
www.fenglee.com/game/aog/
User avatar #62 - ninjawizards (05/25/2014) [-]
Cheers but the game doesn't work for me? I click play, select the tutorial then I'm re-directed to (I assume) the creators blog?
#70 - frenzyhero (05/25/2014) [-]
you would be redirected to the forum. The tuts are for getting used to the game, and for advanced mechanics. Since most people that play it have been doing so for a long time now, there's not going to be any crash courses there XD.

The options will show you the game's controls, it's fully customizable.

fenglee.com/ And if you're being dropped off here when you click start, I have no idea why it happens, it seems random for most people. It usually only happens once or twice for me.
User avatar #61 - broswagonist (05/25/2014) [-]
There are quite a few anime that are more graphic, but it doesn't make AoT any less graphic than it already is.
User avatar #18 - ninjawizards (05/25/2014) [-]
Aight cool thanks for the tip.
User avatar #19 - ihearcolors (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah no problem!
#14 - Probably a stupid question but is that from a Teen Titan film …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Cyborg Feels +2
User avatar #15 - ihearcolors (05/25/2014) [-]
No its the teen titan characters but with an attack on titan theme so a fictional crossover basically
User avatar #16 - ninjawizards (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah fair enough. Is AoT worth watching btw? :p
User avatar #17 - ihearcolors (05/25/2014) [-]
Yes I would recommend that you watch it but it is pretty graphic just to warn you ahead of time.
#23 - frenzyhero (05/25/2014) [-]
Isn't Blood C or Deadman Wonderland, or Elfen Lied, more so though?

anyway
ninjawizards
the unofficial official attack on titan game
welcome to the club
www.fenglee.com/game/aog/
User avatar #62 - ninjawizards (05/25/2014) [-]
Cheers but the game doesn't work for me? I click play, select the tutorial then I'm re-directed to (I assume) the creators blog?
#70 - frenzyhero (05/25/2014) [-]
you would be redirected to the forum. The tuts are for getting used to the game, and for advanced mechanics. Since most people that play it have been doing so for a long time now, there's not going to be any crash courses there XD.

The options will show you the game's controls, it's fully customizable.

fenglee.com/ And if you're being dropped off here when you click start, I have no idea why it happens, it seems random for most people. It usually only happens once or twice for me.
User avatar #61 - broswagonist (05/25/2014) [-]
There are quite a few anime that are more graphic, but it doesn't make AoT any less graphic than it already is.
User avatar #18 - ninjawizards (05/25/2014) [-]
Aight cool thanks for the tip.
User avatar #19 - ihearcolors (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah no problem!
#106 - Ah ok thanks. Good comp ^^ 05/22/2014 on Deadpool 0
#88 - Um I don't understand why Wade Wilson is a reference to deathstroke?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Deadpool 0
User avatar #93 - comicsource (05/22/2014) [-]
Deathstrokes real name is Slade Wilson. I apologize for not putting that in there, I forgot not everyone knows Deathstrokess real name.
#170 - endospore (05/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #129 - lyiat (05/23/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to know him better as Slade than Deathstroke. Because TV.
User avatar #106 - ninjawizards (05/22/2014) [-]
Ah ok thanks. Good comp ^^
#28 - This show was good. *DISAGREEMENT* 05/21/2014 on Friends +5
#66 - Apparently that maneuver is an actual technique used in fencin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Every. Lightsaber. Duel. Ever. +2
User avatar #94 - commontroll (05/20/2014) [-]
I just looked at the post of it. It's possible that it's a variation of a foil parry, but I still don't buy it as they are not making contact or even keeping their blades in front of them. Plus, I don't believe Tumblr posts stating things as fact at all, though I will admit that foil was not my style nor one I studied much, still don't but it though.
User avatar #93 - commontroll (05/20/2014) [-]
No. That's not at all anything people do in fencing. Possibly Medieval martial arts, but not fencing. Fencing is all about trying to quickly get the pointy end to the target. For example, I did sabre fencing, and the matches are over in a second for the most part and whoever has "right of way" wins the point. As such there are no flourishes and fancy moves. Foil is fairly similar but has more parrying, and epee has the most parrying as both fighters can get points in a single round and you get a point for any and all contact no matter where.

None of these allow for things similar to what's seen in that fight, and it was just Lucas trying to make a cool bit that was really just stupid. You would never do that that close while not going for an attack, as all I can see those being is a deflection followed by a counter attack almost immediately.

Certainly nothing you see in fencing as the only two styles that bother with blocking are stabbing styles and you would never need to deflect so dramatically.

TL;DR: the guy who said that was bullshitting.
#205 - I see. Young woman sees dad dying, then copies him when older?…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
User avatar #237 - mizory (05/12/2014) [-]
Life's too short

So they're all like "fuck it"
#196 - Wait so the old woman is who?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
User avatar #200 - mizory (05/11/2014) [-]
The lady previously
User avatar #205 - ninjawizards (05/11/2014) [-]
I see. Young woman sees dad dying, then copies him when older? I think I'm missing something
User avatar #237 - mizory (05/12/2014) [-]
Life's too short

So they're all like "fuck it"
#189 - Sorry I don't understand the relevance of the last two panels?…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Decisions 0
#191 - bobducky (05/11/2014) [-]
The next kid chronologically? Maybe a daughter or granddaughter of old lady?
#199 - mizory has deleted their comment.
User avatar #196 - ninjawizards (05/11/2014) [-]
Wait so the old woman is who?
User avatar #200 - mizory (05/11/2014) [-]
The lady previously
User avatar #205 - ninjawizards (05/11/2014) [-]
I see. Young woman sees dad dying, then copies him when older? I think I'm missing something
User avatar #237 - mizory (05/12/2014) [-]
Life's too short

So they're all like "fuck it"
#14 - Google "Watch *film title* putlocker". It has most f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Fun with Star wars -1
User avatar #22 - wedgehead (05/10/2014) [-]
Google. "Star Wars stream". For real.....
#4 - Have you seen it? It's a great wee film, not Hot Fuzz or anyth…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on perfect +1
User avatar #7 - thelauinator (05/10/2014) [-]
no I haven't, I'm really excited though. Run Fat Boy, Run, was also great.
#38 - Agh I always forget that fucking C. FUCKING CONSTANTS WHY DON'… 05/10/2014 on You shall stop passing 0
#18 - I think he's said something like "Like whatever fucking m… 05/04/2014 on My Hero 0
#253016 - FUCKING CLASSICAL YAAAAAAS. BEATHOVEN IN DA HOUSE  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #253045 - roxasftw (04/30/2014) [-]
WE NEED At least SOME FUR ELISE!!!
#252958 - CLASSICAL YOU FUCKER. MOOOONLIGHT SOOOOONATA YOU BITCH  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
User avatar #252980 - roxasftw (04/30/2014) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE MOONLIGHT SONATA!
User avatar #253016 - ninjawizards (04/30/2014) [-]
FUCKING CLASSICAL YAAAAAAS. BEATHOVEN IN DA HOUSE
User avatar #253045 - roxasftw (04/30/2014) [-]
WE NEED At least SOME FUR ELISE!!!
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#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
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Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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