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Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
Last Login:9/21/2014
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#95 - I ******* hate obese people who make excuses and … 08/14/2014 on Comedic Genius -1
#25 - I don't really know why but I have an irrational hatred for Ru…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Facts about Russia +3
#46 - 4chan refugee (08/13/2014) [-]
Everyone hates Russia...
They were influenced by a great span of different cultures, but respect none of them. They think they are the toughest people in the world, when in fact all they do is throw people at their problems till they are either all dead or the problem is fixed.
User avatar #30 - guu (08/13/2014) [-]
I feel the same for Russia, Afghanistan, Africa, South America, N. Korea, and China.
#14 - I do not understand the joke whatsoever  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Card tricks 0
#18 - 4chan refugee (08/13/2014) [-]
look up "the aristocrats joke"
User avatar #16 - newprinny (08/13/2014) [-]
You don't, dood. The joke is pretty much that there is no joke, only an extremely dirty build up.
User avatar #22 - tolikbro (08/13/2014) [-]
The joke is that even though the family is incestuous and dirty, they call themselves "the aristocrats" implying grace and sophistication
#23 - newprinny (08/13/2014) [-]
I saw a bunch of people just saying that there wasn't really a joke, so I just rolled with that, dood.
User avatar #24 - tolikbro (08/13/2014) [-]
Carry on, dood
#53 - They stink like **** . 08/10/2014 on Something clever 0
#19 - I actually think as a split push top laner she'd be ok with th… 08/08/2014 on valor didn't see that coming 0
#42 - This was nominated for an oscar :p 08/07/2014 on Not mine +6
#10 - I'm not sure I believe you... 08/06/2014 on Fatty catty -1
#42 - **** . Out-thought by a ******* tree. 08/05/2014 on Crossover needed! +13
#39 - Say "I am groot" if you love dong  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Crossover needed! +4
User avatar #40 - groot (08/05/2014) [-]
We are Groot
User avatar #42 - ninjawizards (08/05/2014) [-]
Fuck. Out-thought by a fucking tree.
#37 - What did he mean by we are groot by the way?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Crossover needed! +4
#45 - 4chan refugee (08/06/2014) [-]
When he was saving all of them, it was his way of saying that all of them were his friends, and were just as important to him as his own self. To say I am Groot is to focus on him. To say We are Groot is to say he'll live on in the hearts and memories of his friends.
User avatar #43 - demigodofmadness (08/05/2014) [-]
Only rocket knows, but we can assume it was something heartfelt simply because of the context. It was also pretty significant because it's the only time his vocabulary has changed.
User avatar #38 - groot (08/05/2014) [-]
I am Groot.
User avatar #39 - ninjawizards (08/05/2014) [-]
Say "I am groot" if you love dong
User avatar #40 - groot (08/05/2014) [-]
We are Groot
User avatar #42 - ninjawizards (08/05/2014) [-]
Fuck. Out-thought by a fucking tree.
#17 - I didn't say I didn't believe it. :p Just what peeps thought. 08/04/2014 on This Week In Science |... 0
#9 - Us I understand it, a man invented an engine that works by acc…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on This Week In Science |... +1
User avatar #13 - metalmind (08/04/2014) [-]
Actually there are good explanations how it can work.
Just google it, I'm too lazy to explain.
User avatar #17 - ninjawizards (08/04/2014) [-]
I didn't say I didn't believe it. :p Just what peeps thought.
#97 - Thanks man. Sourcerer strikes again. 08/04/2014 on Gay master race. +1
#15 - Could someone please educate me on Kahn? As far as I could see…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I Believe In Heroes +1
User avatar #34 - charredenay (07/31/2014) [-]
This is one of the few reasons I dislike the Star-Trek reboot, because the only way you know that Kahn is evil is if you watched the original movies. I mean, yes, older Spock tells the new Spock what's what but it's barely mentioned at all in the reboot.
#23 - iherdcows (07/31/2014) [-]
i'm not sure if i'm right on this, but Kahn wanted to kill all species he felt were inferior. Pretty much genocide. Space Hitler.
#46 - killmoves (07/31/2014) [-]
#13 - Small story time because I am small faggot. >Be 17 and … 07/22/2014 on drinking is fun +1
#34 - The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
#31 - Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#29 - Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#24 - Yeah I figured I just thought it was cool that they actually p…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #25 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
I can only assume it began as sexual curiosity. Which begs the question: How much knowledge about other animals are we missing out on by socially repressing bronies and furries?
User avatar #29 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or molesting monkeys? THE POTENTIAL....
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#27 - 4chan refugee (07/16/2014) [-]
We will never find out that horses turn into unicorns if you tickle their prostrate every 10 seconds for 4 hours
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll betcha that's how we started getting milk from cows.
#22 - I read somewhere that the actual stimuli that provokes the gra…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Locust 0
User avatar #23 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes, because rubbing their legs makes them think there's other grasshoppers/locusts around them that are doing the leg-rubbing.
User avatar #24 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured I just thought it was cool that they actually pinned down the specific physiological reason for it. Do you think they rubbed loads of grasshoppers all over to find out...?
User avatar #25 - jokeface (07/16/2014) [-]
I can only assume it began as sexual curiosity. Which begs the question: How much knowledge about other animals are we missing out on by socially repressing bronies and furries?
User avatar #29 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Think what we could discover if we started feeling up frogs or molesting monkeys? THE POTENTIAL....
User avatar #30 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
And then aliens will never want to visit us ever
User avatar #31 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
Ooooh If we felt Aliens up we'd working in whole new worlds of exploration. Alien Ass:The Final Front rear
User avatar #35 - blokrokker (07/16/2014) [-]
This thread went from grasshoppers turning into locusts to molesting aliens. I love the internet.
User avatar #32 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (07/16/2014) [-]
Sounds like the title of a corny 70s space porn
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (07/16/2014) [-]
The best sort of porn. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowslit of the Ring
#27 - 4chan refugee (07/16/2014) [-]
We will never find out that horses turn into unicorns if you tickle their prostrate every 10 seconds for 4 hours
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2014) [-]
I'll betcha that's how we started getting milk from cows.
#55 - Read two comments down 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +1
#51 - Yeah I dunno why i wrote that really. Fatigue and second hand …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +1
#53 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
My point was; Swedes are now pussies, maybe we've always been?
#43 - Proud to let Nazis into Norway through the backdoor. There's a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on You won't understand until... +8
User avatar #54 - mutzaki (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, because protecting your nation by remaining neutral, while hiding away jews and helping out in different ways, is such a terrible thing to do. And, no, the reason why mainly Denmark and Finland think we're cunts is probably because of jealousy and continued blind anger that's inherited from parents. In reality, though, when putting aside all the pettiness, we're very close nations and help each other out.
User avatar #55 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Read two comments down
#45 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
Lol, sorry i wasnt alive back then, but i surely wouldnt let a nazi walk through.
User avatar #51 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno why i wrote that really. Fatigue and second hand heard things. Sorry man.
#53 - robdabob (07/11/2014) [-]
My point was; Swedes are now pussies, maybe we've always been?
#23 - Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks 07/11/2014 on ninjawizards's profile 0
#7 - AND LOOK I'M POINTING OUT SOMETHING ELSE IN THE PHOTO THAT WE …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Splashing +72
#14 - rakoom (07/10/2014) [-]
LOOK I'M USING A REACTION-IMAGE TO CONVEY MY EMOTIONS WHEN I FEEL LIKE NOT SAYING SHIT

Seriously, we're just the other side of the same damn coin.
#17 - buymemilk (07/10/2014) [-]
#19 - rakoom (07/10/2014) [-]
The irony
#20 - buymemilk (07/10/2014) [-]
I was aware of the irony as I posted I'm also really pissed off about how I didn't spot that poor crop job before I posted it.
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#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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