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ninjawizards

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Date Signed Up:10/24/2009
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#18 - Ok I'm a complete and utter ignorant idiot when it comes to dd…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Dungeons & Dragons Lost Woods 0
#21 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/13/2014) [-]
Basically, it's kinda like an mmo, except one person (The Dungeon Master) is the game. They tell the story, they say what happens, what you fight, who you talk to...everything. The players go along with it and solve puzzles, work together (well, not always, you can also betray your allies), get loot, and experience. The rules vary from version to version but in the one I'm learning (4e) you basically roll a 20 sided dice (d20) for almost anything and then add things that change the outcome.

Say if I wanted to jump off of a tree and body slam a child, I would roll a d20 and add in my athletics skill (there are skills for perception, insight, endurance, and heaps more), the DM chooses how difficult the task is. If that hits, it would go to a damage roll, which depends on the attack/power
ie. Say it's a difficulty level of 15 (the players wouldn't know the exact number), and I have an 18 total, my character would successfully jump off of the side of the tree and smash down on the kid, in which the DM would narrate. Then I would roll (say my bodyslam does 1d8 damage) one 8 sided dice, and that is the damage she takes.
I'm sure I haven't gotten all of the modifiers correct but that is the basic principle.

Basically it's like a game that is limitless and can be awesome and hilarious at times if you play with cool people. If you want to read a bit more into the rules, I'd suggest having a look at the player's handbook 1 for 4e (it's a simpler version) and if you get the basic concept, find which version sounds right for you (most people enjoy 3.5). It truly is a fun game to just chill with friends and play.
(Pic is my favourite DnD story)
User avatar #32 - ninjawizards (01/14/2014) [-]
Wow ok thanks that's great. I wonder how did you get started? Are there advertised clubs or just a group of friends?
User avatar #33 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/14/2014) [-]
It was pretty hard to find things around where I lived, like comic book shops and stuff so I just put the idea forward to some friends and they said they'll have a go then I got the red box. If it's absolutely impossible to find people to play with, you could go on www.roll20.net and talk to some people on it. You can play campaigns online with it and join people on the internet, rather than tabletop local.
User avatar #34 - ninjawizards (01/14/2014) [-]
Cool thanks man that's great.
User avatar #22 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/13/2014) [-]
You can use checks for everything; perception for skulking enemies, thievery for lock picking, religious to call on knowledge of the gods, bluff to lie to people, intimidate to scare people, and many more. Basically you choose what you want to do, the dm says what type to roll and you see if it works, then you go from there.
#40 - And my axe! 01/07/2014 on faith in humanity +14
#33 - I dunno in the film they kinda rushed through that part of dia… 12/19/2013 on The Avengers +2
#7 - Right here's the thing. If that was a guy and a girl constantl… 12/18/2013 on HA! GAAAAAAAAY 0
#7 - That is Martin Freeman at the door. The Hobbit has just walked… 12/15/2013 on f**king whore. -1
#30 - I am sad because I genuinely want to know the sauce for this gif. 12/14/2013 on Sasha Feels 0
#15 - I've been here a long time and ******* dammit I've had … 12/12/2013 on Damn... +125
#71 - Comment deleted 12/10/2013 on if you are bored today 0
#7 - Cowboy Bebop. I finished that last week and every now and then… 12/08/2013 on Respect for the classics? +1
#58 - -I masturbate to questionable material -I don't particular… 12/07/2013 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! 0
#14 - But there's no caption telling what to think about this post..… 12/07/2013 on stop harming mermaids +2
#10 - Yeah I'm not saying I don't like going out with some friends b…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Welcome to my Night Life +1
User avatar #13 - hashtronaut (12/06/2013) [-]
meh. it's not letting me actually add the video, so.. yeah.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPsHW4SebPs‎
#12 - hashtronaut Comment deleted by ninjawizards
User avatar #11 - hashtronaut (12/06/2013) [-]
you should probably click that play button.

trust me, i'm not a doctor but I played one on TV.
#7 - You know how people look at pictures of people's life like thi…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Welcome to my Night Life +1
User avatar #8 - hashtronaut (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey, I love a buzz... I just don't love overpriced watered down drinks, music i dont like louder than I want it, and a clusterfuck of sweaty strangers. And..well, that's all a club is. Plus, i'm 25... clubs lost their appeal once fake id's did lol.

But yeah, I take care of my gramps out in rural kansas so.. these are my nights lol. make a lil music too which helps pass the time.
User avatar #10 - ninjawizards (12/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm not saying I don't like going out with some friends but I just don't really enjoy clubs tbh. #unistudentproblems
User avatar #13 - hashtronaut (12/06/2013) [-]
meh. it's not letting me actually add the video, so.. yeah.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPsHW4SebPs‎
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User avatar #11 - hashtronaut (12/06/2013) [-]
you should probably click that play button.

trust me, i'm not a doctor but I played one on TV.
User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (12/05/2013) [-]
edit: fuck 25. 24 until april. let's not make this process any faster than it needs to be lol
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#12 - Watched that film just now. That ******* Totoro is just… 12/04/2013 on Meanwhile, at a bus stop in... 0
#13 - I loved both, an unreal amount. They are my favourite books ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on "cas-get-into-my-ass" +3
#59 - bigmanblue (12/02/2013) [-]
i agree with you on the 1st book but i couldnt stand the second
the auther seemed like he wanted every second of the characters life to be busy so much so that he couldnt fit it in the book so there are a number of sections where events which in other books would be major in this are glossed over in half a paragraph
the love interest was intruiging and interesting in the first book and in this just came off as a bit of a selfish uncaring bitch
not to mention the character himslef comes off as depressing and pathetic on many occasions to me
then there is the mercenary culture, im fine with a culture where mercs are respected, im fine with a culture where sex is everyday and even teachers can bang students with nary a worry (in terms of what i can believe not in principle), im fine with a culture where women are seen as superior to me
what im not okay with is a culture which believes men have nothing to do with making a child, that women just randomly get pregnant and where men are seen as nothing more then a birth defect with no purpose that fucking blew it for me
the author tried to make an outlandish culture and just made a completly unbelievable mess

basicaly he took a great idea and an amazing first book and turned it into a pile of garbage and twaddle which was constantly trying to say look at me im really full of events and this guy has so many things happen to him and just comes acrose as cluttered crap

TLDR unlikeable characters
unbelievable cultures
far to many events and happenings which are either glossed over or outstay their welcome (you could cut 70% of the book and you would lose absolutly nothing of any note)

you want a good series
read the "wheel of time" or the "malazan book of the fallen"
those two far outclass this in every way
#76 - Neither do we. Neither do we. 11/25/2013 on Right in the childhood. 0
#31 - Picture 11/25/2013 on Michele Bachman is a genius… 0
#14 - Every time we have any form of pie in the house my Dad always …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Right in the childhood. 0
User avatar #29 - agreatusername (11/25/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #76 - ninjawizards (11/25/2013) [-]
Neither do we. Neither do we.
#1 - S'cuse me mortals. Cease your petty fisticuffs. I wish to eat … 11/23/2013 on The Greatest Super hero +91
#10 - We all saw what you did that poor erethilful. He's limping now.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Or burger king? mabye wendys? +1
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#11 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
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I do not forgive, but I do forget.

Sucks for that guy.
#8 - All hail our lord and saviour. moggycore. Or was it subadanus?  [+] (13 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Or burger king? mabye wendys? +5
#12 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I will save you all from the rapture, my citizens
User avatar #48 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
i request sauce!
User avatar #57 - wazzurp (11/22/2013) [-]
It's a vine. Check youtube if you want to
#50 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
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Don't know the original sauce tho
User avatar #53 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
that's a way to say "i don't know"
#9 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
Alright, what did I do this time.
#13 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
don't be in my area
#14 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
remove yourself from my space

that feel when no breaking bad reaction images
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#16 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I am the threat
The watchfull protector of Albuquerque; Danger-Man
User avatar #10 - ninjawizards (11/22/2013) [-]
We all saw what you did that poor erethilful. He's limping now.
#15 - erethilful (11/22/2013) [-]
#11 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
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I do not forgive, but I do forget.

Sucks for that guy.
#6 - moggycore  [+] (21 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Or burger king? mabye wendys? +12
#7 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
You summoned me?
word is born
User avatar #37 - thenewklassklown (11/22/2013) [-]
i summon you tho
#39 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
Did you really have to summon tho?
User avatar #41 - thenewklassklown (11/22/2013) [-]
yes i had to summon tho
#42 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't even care tho
I wish you summoned me
User avatar #43 - thenewklassklown (11/22/2013) [-]
you should care tho
how can i summon what has already been summoned?
#49 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
just whisper my name and I'll be there for you
tho
User avatar #8 - ninjawizards (11/22/2013) [-]
All hail our lord and saviour. moggycore. Or was it subadanus?
#12 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I will save you all from the rapture, my citizens
User avatar #48 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
i request sauce!
User avatar #57 - wazzurp (11/22/2013) [-]
It's a vine. Check youtube if you want to
#50 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
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Don't know the original sauce tho
User avatar #53 - derpypotato (11/22/2013) [-]
that's a way to say "i don't know"
#9 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
Alright, what did I do this time.
#13 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
don't be in my area
#14 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
remove yourself from my space

that feel when no breaking bad reaction images
#24 - ezlyryb (11/22/2013) [-]
#16 - moggycore (11/22/2013) [-]
I am the threat
The watchfull protector of Albuquerque; Danger-Man
User avatar #10 - ninjawizards (11/22/2013) [-]
We all saw what you did that poor erethilful. He's limping now.
#15 - erethilful (11/22/2013) [-]
#11 - subadanus (11/22/2013) [-]
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I do not forgive, but I do forget.

Sucks for that guy.
#11 - Second last panel. 4 donkey dicks. My brain, ladies and gentlemen.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Burro Show +152
User avatar #140 - wtfduud (11/21/2013) [-]
Comments>Content
#87 - darkace (11/20/2013) [-]
Shit that is all I can see now.
#22 - thrashtildeath (11/20/2013) [-]
This is what I seen as well.
#5 - This is good stuff man. Nice job  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Internet Gold - P2 +6
#6 - leingen (11/16/2013) [-]

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#24 - Ken M (09/23/2014) [-]
keep posting that ******* bitch's paint pic, you are a hero
#22 - sasha (07/10/2014) [-]
i just realized by looking at your comment you were using the picture i drew for you as a profile picture
i hope you enjoy it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjawizards (07/11/2014) [-]
Hahaha it's awesome! I love it thanks
User avatar #21 - MrMouz (11/22/2013) [-]
Unicorn Wizard  -  NSP
Listening to this and seeing your name was just too good.
User avatar #20 - PolarFroster (06/26/2012) [-]
Furry poke :D
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#6 - Jewish Ninja (04/27/2011) [-]
Whilst that may be, who sang 'the cheeky girls' today in english? My masculinity remains intact.
User avatar #5 - Jewish Ninja (03/31/2011) [-]
Basshobo ftw :P
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User avatar #2 - iwasherenotyou ONLINE (10/27/2009) [-]
it was uploaded both at the same time so your comment was pointless
User avatar #3 to #2 - ninjawizards (10/29/2009) [-]
well screw you captain knobcheese
User avatar #1 - Jewish Ninja (10/27/2009) [-]
Fonz song! :D
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