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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: Call of Duty,Ghost Recon, MAG, Dead Space, Borderlands
PS3 Gamertag: Gazman_333
Interests: Music, Guitar, Airsofting, Comic Books, Fight Club, Blowing Shit Up
Date Signed Up:9/11/2011
Last Login:5/25/2013
Location:Amurica
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#45 - I support it because we as Americans have the right to love wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Facebook (2) 0
#47 - N. Korean citizen (03/28/2013) [-]
But my point is it does not DIRECTLY affect me so I don't care. Whether 2 men can marry or not does not impact my life at all. It doesn't matter to me. I'd rather think about my freedom and rights rather than there's. I wont concern myself with them. They aren't me. I'm not gay. It doesn't matter to me.

If it's legalized: oh.
If it isn't legalized: oh.
User avatar #50 - ninjastarthrow (03/28/2013) [-]
Huh, you have the same opinion I do about the legalization of Pot. I agree with you but there is no need to get bent out of shape on Funnyjunk. There is no reason to thumb me down, I wasn't trashing you. I respect your opinion.
#40 - This feels like Kony 2012. Yeah sure it's easy to say "I …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Facebook (2) +17
User avatar #138 - thewildcat (03/28/2013) [-]
My cousin is gay, I do it, and everyone else does it to show that those people are not alone. I don't expect anyone to see it, I expect those to know me that I stand by and support same-sex marriage. I do it so that my gay friends know that I am there with them, even though I'm not the one trying to get married.

I've signed state and federal petitions in support of same-sex marriage. It's like the NFL wearing pink in October. Sure, wearing pink doesn't do anything, but it lets people know that they support Breast Cancer awareness and hopefully get people to donate t the cancer research.
#54 - My friend spoiled it for me. I still watched it and was still shocked. 03/27/2013 on Title +1
#76 - That person called Goku Gugo. I am confused. 03/25/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! 0
#38 - That doesn't make it any less painful. 03/25/2013 on good point 0
#66 - I like to paintball....not sure if that is considered a sport … 03/25/2013 on Going to south america.... 0
#33 - I remember that post where women say that baring a child is ha…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/25/2013 on good point +7
User avatar #90 - xjessicaxrabbitx (03/25/2013) [-]
As much as I like that joke, it's been overplayed. When you get kicked in the balls nothing good comes of it (unless you derive sexual pleasure from the act), but childbirth produces a child. Most people love their children and would want another.

As for which is worse, no one will ever know. A woman can never be kicked in the balls and a man can never experience childbirth. Even intersex cannot experience both. It's just not comparable, but it's safe to say both are extremely painful.
User avatar #49 - alreadyexiststho (03/25/2013) [-]
There is a hormone in women that makes the memory of the pain of childbirth drastically decline overtime, therefore making it more likely that they'll want another child. Also, many times the pain is irrelevant. Some women think having another child is worth going through it all again.

Look at it this way. When you get hit in the balls, it hurts. But childbirth is, quite literally, a large hard object tearing its way through your lower body and out of your genitals, many times tearing the genitals in the process. Its like something out of a fucking syfy movie.
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#40 - sprog (03/25/2013) [-]
it's instinct sort of, to forget that childbirth hurts because otherwise you'd never have another child. Evolution, nature, what have you.
#63 - hillbillypowpow (03/25/2013) [-]
Women have hormones specifically for dulling the memory of pain during childbirth to not discourage them from having more.
#66 - hillbillypowpow (03/25/2013) [-]
And I just realized the person below me already said that.
#37 - N. Korean citizen (03/25/2013) [-]
You're much more likely to die during child birth than to die by getting kicked in the balls.

It can happen, but it's less likely.
User avatar #38 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
That doesn't make it any less painful.
#153 - Four years later I see her on the news in court for having sex… 03/25/2013 on Fuck are you looking at? +1
#150 - Yeah well we think that 9/11 was one of the worse things to ha… 03/25/2013 on Fuck are you looking at? +1
#143 - Damn it, Family Guy could have ended when it was good and then… 03/25/2013 on Fuck are you looking at? +3
#138 - >Be 8 >Teacher from next classroom comes in and tell…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Fuck are you looking at? +4
User avatar #148 - corundum (03/25/2013) [-]
Your teacher's dumb.
User avatar #153 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
Four years later I see her on the news in court for having sex with a minor. (I guess she transferred to the middle school and had sex with a fifteen year old boy after school.) I laughed. Thinking back though she was kinda hot and young but still. I think she had problems.
#44 - Picture 03/25/2013 on Title 0
#42 - Oh calm down, just because he spoiled it does that mean you're…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #51 - allcontent (03/27/2013) [-]
THAT RUINS THE WHOLE SHIT MAN.
User avatar #54 - ninjastarthrow (03/27/2013) [-]
My friend spoiled it for me. I still watched it and was still shocked.
#100 - There is a lot Samus posts today. 03/25/2013 on Whatever happened to these ? +2
#116 - It was a Corvette. Looks like a ZR1 (Not just basing that on t… 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany 0
#115 - "Into American." You mean Imperial? It's not hard to… 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany +1
#114 - The Corvette ZR1 is definitely my dream car. 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany 0
#71 - Futurama rules. 03/25/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! 0
#69 - I don't even like American Dad. 03/25/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! 0
#51 - Bob's Burgers, Archer, South Park and The Simpsons. Sometimes … 03/24/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! 0
#49 - I dunno but I hate The Cleveland Show. Fox is crazy about the…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! 0
User avatar #61 - bobbybeats (03/25/2013) [-]
I agree, the cleveland show sucks. At least american dad and bob's burger's are funny as all hell.
User avatar #69 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't even like American Dad.
#50 - thechurchchurch (03/24/2013) [-]
I only watch South Park and Bobs Burgers now, those are the only two that can actually make me laugh nowadays.
User avatar #59 - wtf man (03/25/2013) [-]
no futurama?
User avatar #71 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
Futurama rules.
User avatar #51 - ninjastarthrow (03/24/2013) [-]
Bob's Burgers, Archer, South Park and The Simpsons. Sometimes Family Guy if it's an older episode, their new episodes are terrible.
#47 - Gugo?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! +2
User avatar #75 - gugo (03/25/2013) [-]
What is it about me?
User avatar #76 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
That person called Goku Gugo. I am confused.
#45 - Are you talking about Adult Swim? Did they cancel King of the …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Goku, I'll tell ya Hwat! 0
#48 - thechurchchurch (03/24/2013) [-]
They only air reruns on adult swim,i was talking about FOX. When it was announced that king of the hill was ending,like a week later it was revealed that the cleveland show was taking up its timeslot. Add that with the fact they created a surplus of episodes that never got to air,and its pretty suspicious.
User avatar #49 - ninjastarthrow (03/24/2013) [-]
I dunno but I hate The Cleveland Show. Fox is crazy about their animated sitcoms. All of them pretty much rip off The Simpsons.
User avatar #61 - bobbybeats (03/25/2013) [-]
I agree, the cleveland show sucks. At least american dad and bob's burger's are funny as all hell.
User avatar #69 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
I don't even like American Dad.
#50 - thechurchchurch (03/24/2013) [-]
I only watch South Park and Bobs Burgers now, those are the only two that can actually make me laugh nowadays.
User avatar #59 - wtf man (03/25/2013) [-]
no futurama?
User avatar #71 - ninjastarthrow (03/25/2013) [-]
Futurama rules.
User avatar #51 - ninjastarthrow (03/24/2013) [-]
Bob's Burgers, Archer, South Park and The Simpsons. Sometimes Family Guy if it's an older episode, their new episodes are terrible.
#53 - I missed class and the cops were called because someone allege… 03/24/2013 on Class 0
#42 - Picture 03/24/2013 on This man is innocent. 0
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User avatar #20 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
So......Can i see your eyes and hair? :D
#21 to #20 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I suppose.
User avatar #22 to #21 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
OooOoOOoooo :3
You is cute.
User avatar #23 to #22 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
:) Why thank you.
User avatar #24 to #23 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
No problem. :)
will you be my friend?
User avatar #25 to #24 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #26 to #25 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Yay ^^
User avatar #27 to #26 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
May I see a picture of you?
User avatar #28 to #27 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm not attractive...:c Sorry

If you have a skype, you might see me on cam.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Hey I didn't think I was attractive either.
User avatar #30 to #29 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, but fj members tell me it, irl people tell me it, my family has told me it...
So...
User avatar #31 to #30 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
:l Oh.
User avatar #32 to #31 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
so if youre desperate to see me......
my skype is amissingmouse
User avatar #33 to #32 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I feel like a dick now.


I don't judge people.
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
It's fine. I mean, if you wanna see me, I'll only show myself on skype.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh. I don't have a cam.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
You don't need a cam for skype. :3
User avatar #37 to #36 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Oh. I'll get one. :P
User avatar #39 to #37 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I gtg. add me later :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
:) ok..
User avatar #14 - candidvres **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [-]
Hello darkness my old friend
User avatar #15 to #14 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
You like Watchmen too eh? I love it. I own the novel, the movie, the Before Watchmen comics. I'm a huge fan.
User avatar #16 to #15 - candidvres **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [-]
Indeed! I have just started reading through the graphic novel, I don't think I can handle it with my current small depression though, so I had to stop lol.. Either way, it's a good film indeed! It shows the different paths of nihilism and interesting concepts about God and such..

Before Watchmen? Those I have not heard of yet, are they about like, the Minutemen?
User avatar #17 to #16 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
It's about what the Watchmen did before the novel. They have a series for all of them. Minutemen, Rorschach, Nite Owl, Silk Specter, Dr. Manhattan, and Ozymandias. They're really cool.
User avatar #18 to #17 - candidvres **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [-]
Sounds like something I ought to purchase then! I would much enjoy that thank you for informing me dear friend. Haha
User avatar #19 to #18 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
No problem sir.
#10 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** (01/31/2012) [-]
you have killed my army but i still stand!
#12 to #11 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
#11 to #11 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
I admire your courage, valor and sacrifice...this war has brought us nothing but pain and suffering. My armies may have vanquished you in battle (come on theyre greek hopilites theyre awesome) but i still feel the need to make a truce with you, together our armies will rule the land together and no one will be able to stop our might. Do you accept?
#13 to #12 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** (01/31/2012) [-]
this land belongs to the romans! living or not! there will be no truce! arise de dout ro slumber vur svent ihk dout daar!
User avatar #6 - violettheory (12/19/2011) [-]
Aw, shit! I am your secret santa too. Why do you have so many?
User avatar #8 to #8 - violettheory (12/19/2011) [-]
Damnit, you're kind of an asshole. I hope that you have a shitty christmas :(
#5 - AnAwesomeAardvark (12/19/2011) [-]
Rolled you ^-^
User avatar #4 - hfholman (12/18/2011) [-]
Secret Santa :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2h3_aH3vo&list=FLscJi2F8r5tinRgN3AXVj9A&ind ex=11&feature=plpp_video

Enjoy this video!
#3 - thesantaclaus (12/18/2011) [-]
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND OTHER HOLIDAYS
go out and watch saints row the third nonsenseical moments with uberhaxornova

HO HO HO HO HO HO
User avatar #9 to #4 - ninjastarthrow ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
id rather not, i hate saints row
#2 - Jizzy (12/18/2011) [-]
Hey i was your Secret Santa :) so im thumbing all your comments and post up :) have a good xmas my friend.
#1 - steedan (10/13/2011) [-]
You're a fuckin cunt. gtfo of here with your kitten kicking gifs fuckin loser.
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