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#63 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Minecraft Diamonds 0
User avatar #71 - martbeast (04/13/2013) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #81 - toughactintinactin (04/13/2013) [-]
I posted a recreation of what he did down below for those who are wondering
#112 - Another officer falls before the might of Wu! 03/03/2013 on real gamers 0
#248 - this will be last post cause im bored of butting heads with yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Magic +1
User avatar #249 - bitchesloveleavess (03/03/2013) [-]
Okay, now it's just nonsense. You're all over the place man. I wish you the best of luck in all of your endeavors. May happiness slap you in the face and your tears be that of joy.
#224 - once again not letting me reply to most recent comment so its …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic +1
#230 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You can't use tired as an excuse. It's 4am here, I live in hawaii. I just spent like 3 hours arguing on FJ, FML right? haha

Sweet dreams you persistent SOB ;-P
User avatar #228 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat
Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.
Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits
Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits

Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Based on a chart by A.D. Andrews, Fit Food for Men, (Chicago: American Hygiene Society, 1970)
User avatar #227 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws

Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores

Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly
Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
User avatar #226 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Our bodies AREN'T better built for meat, where are you getting all this from? Yes, we will be the death of ourselves, but why would anyone want to speed that along?

http://www.celestialhealing.net/physicalveg3.htm
Although some historians and anthropologists say that man is historically omnivorous, our anatomical equipment teeth, jaws, and digestive system favors a fleshless diet. The American Dietetic Association notes that "most of mankind for most of human history has lived on vegetarian or near-vegetarian diets."

And much of the world still lives that way. Even on most industrialized countries, the love affair with meat is less than a hundred years old. It started with the refrigerator car and the twentieth-century consumer society. But even with the twentieth century, man's body hasn't adapted to eating meat. The prominent Swedish scientist Karl von Linne states, "Man's structure, external and internal, compared with that of the other animals, shows that fruit and succulent vegetables constitute his natural food." The chart below compares the anatomy of man with that of carnivorous and herbivorous animals.

When you look at the comparison between herbivores and humans, we compare much more closely to herbivores than meat eating animals. Humans are clearly not designed to digest and ingest meat.
#1643 - you calling me a fag, fag ? 03/02/2013 on dylanweber's profile 0
#218 - cant reply to those last two comments so ill do it here. The …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Magic +1
User avatar #221 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
That's exactly the attitude that fucks the world over. Do you think any single movement started with a billion people? Do you think charities are started by a billion people? ONE person starts these things. One person inspires billions. Besides, a lot of countries are at least half vegetarians. They refer to our excess protein diet as the westerner diet, we eat a staggering amount of protein compared to any other country. Other countries don't have the problems USA does.
#208 - Im just saying your way of doing things is counter productive …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic +1
User avatar #211 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You're right, producing mass quantities of animals equals mass suffering and excess of meat at the cheapest possible prices. It's called greed, thank you for proving my point. Goodnight.
#198 - how do you think cavemen killed their prey.. as we are derived…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic +2
User avatar #200 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You are so thick headed, I can't get it through your skull. THERE IS NOTHING WRING WITH EATING MEAT. Let an animal live a natural life, give it a respectful, clean death. Use every part of the animal. The end. I don't know how else to tell you how meat farming ISSSSS polluting the earth, ISSSS ruining the environment. I give up on you, you're like talking to a brick wall. You can't stick with the subject.
User avatar #248 - ninjaspawn (03/03/2013) [-]
this will be last post cause im bored of butting heads with you, but it was fun whilst it lasted. i feel better if i actually get the recommended amount of sleep. You seem to want to argue a whole lot but why argue why cant we have peace . Make love not war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B12 the best source of B12 is animal meat which bacteria present in our body are ready to break down the animals that we consume .. our bodies are designed to eat both meat and plants. It states that most vegetarians have to take supplements to make up for the lack of various nutrients lost by not eating meat.

you make a good argument for why meat eaters are the more superior killers and will dominate this earth muhaha. You make it sound like herbivores are weak whilst carnivores are strong and will most easily dominate over herbivores. personally im an omnivore, so ill eat salad or meat or whatever my body needs to stay healthy.
User avatar #249 - bitchesloveleavess (03/03/2013) [-]
Okay, now it's just nonsense. You're all over the place man. I wish you the best of luck in all of your endeavors. May happiness slap you in the face and your tears be that of joy.
User avatar #224 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
once again not letting me reply to most recent comment so its here. hey dont get me wrong im a very positive guy and ill do what i can to help the world as best i can, but im also aware that my impact is very insignificant. in the end men will be the end of itself its just how it will happen, war, a technological advancement gone wrong, devoid of planets natural resources. i understand there are a lot of vegetaries/vegans but if everyone becomes them then well probably kill all the plants with our consumption rates also are bodies are built for meat and it provides certain nutrients that are hard to acquire through other means if you were vegetarian youde have to supplement the stuff that you weren't getting from meat and it causes all other problems. ohh every country has its problems. protein is important for cell repair muscle growth and a bunch of other functions.

sorry if my arguments are structure very well or make no sense but im tired and its like 1 am here and im going to sleep. Night my friend
#230 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You can't use tired as an excuse. It's 4am here, I live in hawaii. I just spent like 3 hours arguing on FJ, FML right? haha

Sweet dreams you persistent SOB ;-P
User avatar #228 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat
Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.
Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits
Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits

Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Based on a chart by A.D. Andrews, Fit Food for Men, (Chicago: American Hygiene Society, 1970)
User avatar #227 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws

Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores

Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly
Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
User avatar #226 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Our bodies AREN'T better built for meat, where are you getting all this from? Yes, we will be the death of ourselves, but why would anyone want to speed that along?

http://www.celestialhealing.net/physicalveg3.htm
Although some historians and anthropologists say that man is historically omnivorous, our anatomical equipment teeth, jaws, and digestive system favors a fleshless diet. The American Dietetic Association notes that "most of mankind for most of human history has lived on vegetarian or near-vegetarian diets."

And much of the world still lives that way. Even on most industrialized countries, the love affair with meat is less than a hundred years old. It started with the refrigerator car and the twentieth-century consumer society. But even with the twentieth century, man's body hasn't adapted to eating meat. The prominent Swedish scientist Karl von Linne states, "Man's structure, external and internal, compared with that of the other animals, shows that fruit and succulent vegetables constitute his natural food." The chart below compares the anatomy of man with that of carnivorous and herbivorous animals.

When you look at the comparison between herbivores and humans, we compare much more closely to herbivores than meat eating animals. Humans are clearly not designed to digest and ingest meat.
User avatar #218 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
cant reply to those last two comments so ill do it here. The world he talks of cannot exist my friend.. one man cannot make a dfference in this corrupt world of ours. the people will never be in control, men will never be uncruel or not greedy. its in our nature our dna these faults are deep within us.

I never said that it wasnt bad to slaughter animals but in order to make a living we must consume meat at a larger rate that the mass producers can keep up with so animals die in a slightly flawed humane way, meat is meat dont overthink it.
User avatar #221 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
That's exactly the attitude that fucks the world over. Do you think any single movement started with a billion people? Do you think charities are started by a billion people? ONE person starts these things. One person inspires billions. Besides, a lot of countries are at least half vegetarians. They refer to our excess protein diet as the westerner diet, we eat a staggering amount of protein compared to any other country. Other countries don't have the problems USA does.
User avatar #208 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
Im just saying your way of doing things is counter productive we simply cant give attention to each animal it would slow production down way too much to provide any kind of produce, in simpler times each man would hunt for his own food but now the corporations must provide for the population which puts alot of pressure on them to come up with such an amount of meat. Im not changing the subject I am simply giving you different views and other things to think about it. I know where your coming from but animals are only a part of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLBE5QAYXp8 .
User avatar #211 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You're right, producing mass quantities of animals equals mass suffering and excess of meat at the cheapest possible prices. It's called greed, thank you for proving my point. Goodnight.
#191 - they are just animals... if this was people then sure ive care… 03/02/2013 on Magic +2
#190 - you look into to much.. its all about the food chain which cu…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Magic +2
User avatar #192 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
It's so american to think you're ENTITLED to meat and however much you want. Meat was once regarded as a luxury, animals were only killed for ceremonies. Every part of the animal was used and they were raised and killed with respect. Now we have millions of animals being bred in ass quantities (which is wreaking absolutely havoc on the environment, it takes 13 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of meat) and for obese americans to consume at buffets until they have to loosen their belts. At the end of the night all that meat is thrown away. 50 years down the road, americans are burdened with the healthcare for all these obese people with heart disease and a hoard of other medical problems associated with eating too much fat and protein. Mean while, people are dying of starvation in 3rd world countries. But by god, THAT IS YOUR RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN! This is 'murica. Everyone else should suffer for your selfish luxuries, and you demand it and you FLAUNT it and then you mock them.
User avatar #198 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
how do you think cavemen killed their prey.. as we are derived from them its no different we kill to fill ourselves just as the cavemen and our predecessors once did.I like it how you assume im american where youre in fact wrong.. im from australia. another thing you worry too much about hows the slaughtering of animals will be the death of us when you should be more worried about pollution and our ozone thats more of a concern because its killing our planet more than slaughtering animals.
User avatar #200 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You are so thick headed, I can't get it through your skull. THERE IS NOTHING WRING WITH EATING MEAT. Let an animal live a natural life, give it a respectful, clean death. Use every part of the animal. The end. I don't know how else to tell you how meat farming ISSSSS polluting the earth, ISSSS ruining the environment. I give up on you, you're like talking to a brick wall. You can't stick with the subject.
User avatar #248 - ninjaspawn (03/03/2013) [-]
this will be last post cause im bored of butting heads with you, but it was fun whilst it lasted. i feel better if i actually get the recommended amount of sleep. You seem to want to argue a whole lot but why argue why cant we have peace . Make love not war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B12 the best source of B12 is animal meat which bacteria present in our body are ready to break down the animals that we consume .. our bodies are designed to eat both meat and plants. It states that most vegetarians have to take supplements to make up for the lack of various nutrients lost by not eating meat.

you make a good argument for why meat eaters are the more superior killers and will dominate this earth muhaha. You make it sound like herbivores are weak whilst carnivores are strong and will most easily dominate over herbivores. personally im an omnivore, so ill eat salad or meat or whatever my body needs to stay healthy.
User avatar #249 - bitchesloveleavess (03/03/2013) [-]
Okay, now it's just nonsense. You're all over the place man. I wish you the best of luck in all of your endeavors. May happiness slap you in the face and your tears be that of joy.
User avatar #224 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
once again not letting me reply to most recent comment so its here. hey dont get me wrong im a very positive guy and ill do what i can to help the world as best i can, but im also aware that my impact is very insignificant. in the end men will be the end of itself its just how it will happen, war, a technological advancement gone wrong, devoid of planets natural resources. i understand there are a lot of vegetaries/vegans but if everyone becomes them then well probably kill all the plants with our consumption rates also are bodies are built for meat and it provides certain nutrients that are hard to acquire through other means if you were vegetarian youde have to supplement the stuff that you weren't getting from meat and it causes all other problems. ohh every country has its problems. protein is important for cell repair muscle growth and a bunch of other functions.

sorry if my arguments are structure very well or make no sense but im tired and its like 1 am here and im going to sleep. Night my friend
#230 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You can't use tired as an excuse. It's 4am here, I live in hawaii. I just spent like 3 hours arguing on FJ, FML right? haha

Sweet dreams you persistent SOB ;-P
User avatar #228 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat
Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.
Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits
Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits

Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains
Based on a chart by A.D. Andrews, Fit Food for Men, (Chicago: American Hygiene Society, 1970)
User avatar #227 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws

Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores

Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly
Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
User avatar #226 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
Our bodies AREN'T better built for meat, where are you getting all this from? Yes, we will be the death of ourselves, but why would anyone want to speed that along?

http://www.celestialhealing.net/physicalveg3.htm
Although some historians and anthropologists say that man is historically omnivorous, our anatomical equipment teeth, jaws, and digestive system favors a fleshless diet. The American Dietetic Association notes that "most of mankind for most of human history has lived on vegetarian or near-vegetarian diets."

And much of the world still lives that way. Even on most industrialized countries, the love affair with meat is less than a hundred years old. It started with the refrigerator car and the twentieth-century consumer society. But even with the twentieth century, man's body hasn't adapted to eating meat. The prominent Swedish scientist Karl von Linne states, "Man's structure, external and internal, compared with that of the other animals, shows that fruit and succulent vegetables constitute his natural food." The chart below compares the anatomy of man with that of carnivorous and herbivorous animals.

When you look at the comparison between herbivores and humans, we compare much more closely to herbivores than meat eating animals. Humans are clearly not designed to digest and ingest meat.
User avatar #218 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
cant reply to those last two comments so ill do it here. The world he talks of cannot exist my friend.. one man cannot make a dfference in this corrupt world of ours. the people will never be in control, men will never be uncruel or not greedy. its in our nature our dna these faults are deep within us.

I never said that it wasnt bad to slaughter animals but in order to make a living we must consume meat at a larger rate that the mass producers can keep up with so animals die in a slightly flawed humane way, meat is meat dont overthink it.
User avatar #221 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
That's exactly the attitude that fucks the world over. Do you think any single movement started with a billion people? Do you think charities are started by a billion people? ONE person starts these things. One person inspires billions. Besides, a lot of countries are at least half vegetarians. They refer to our excess protein diet as the westerner diet, we eat a staggering amount of protein compared to any other country. Other countries don't have the problems USA does.
User avatar #208 - ninjaspawn (03/02/2013) [-]
Im just saying your way of doing things is counter productive we simply cant give attention to each animal it would slow production down way too much to provide any kind of produce, in simpler times each man would hunt for his own food but now the corporations must provide for the population which puts alot of pressure on them to come up with such an amount of meat. Im not changing the subject I am simply giving you different views and other things to think about it. I know where your coming from but animals are only a part of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLBE5QAYXp8 .
User avatar #211 - bitchesloveleavess (03/02/2013) [-]
You're right, producing mass quantities of animals equals mass suffering and excess of meat at the cheapest possible prices. It's called greed, thank you for proving my point. Goodnight.
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