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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#234 - "Well, it's gonna happen anyways, so let's just allow her…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Ebay 0
User avatar #274 - orkoapprentice (10/12/2013) [-]
How the hell did you go from point A to point Q?
User avatar #302 - ninjaspartan (10/13/2013) [-]
That's what I want to know.
#240 - opkmod (10/12/2013) [-]
well to sound like gramps, you will understand one day
#265 - mbasm (10/12/2013) [-]
It's not about PREVENTING your daughter from having sex, it's about teaching a child about right and wrong. Fuck, I am 20 and I am still learning right from wrong.
User avatar #275 - orkoapprentice (10/12/2013) [-]
But is public shaming the right way to get this message across? I mean, now everyone knows this girl likes One Direction.
#293 - mbasm (10/13/2013) [-]
You sir, have earned a thumb.
#231 - Well, that's the internet. Jump on the biggest bandwagon to pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on Ebay 0
User avatar #233 - theexplodingcheez (10/12/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#224 - You're thinking in terms of raising a young teen, not in terms…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Ebay +1
User avatar #269 - orkoapprentice (10/12/2013) [-]
You can't expect to reason with an unreasonable human being. Good luck finding a teenager that is; they have too many mitigating factors working against them. You try being reasonable when you suddenly have blood coming out of you once a month, or having uncontrollable awkward erections. That shit fucks with your mind.
User avatar #303 - ninjaspartan (10/13/2013) [-]
A). I'm not sure you can compare an awkward boner to a bleeding crotch, but that aside , you're describing women in general. Imagine a household with a thirteen year old brat of a child and her mother who share the same emotionally unstable mindset duking it out from morning till noon for every petty little reason under the sun. Bye, see ya later, call me when dinner's ready.

B). That's my point. You're not trying to sit the child down and reason with them, especially when you're talking about little menstruating nightmare. You're telling them how it is or how it will be if they don't follow your rules--no other ultimatum. They learn everything else by themselves growing up.
User avatar #230 - theexplodingcheez (10/12/2013) [-]
I do agree with that ideology, actually. But sometimes it seems like these punishments become less about seriously disciplining the child and more about looking tough for the internet and rest of the public
User avatar #271 - orkoapprentice (10/12/2013) [-]
It does feel like a desire for society to pat them on the back for showing a teenager who's boss. Sadly, older generations have a tendency to villify the younger generations.
User avatar #231 - ninjaspartan (10/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's the internet. Jump on the biggest bandwagon to prove that you're a part of a popular idea and not of a hivemind. When you are.
User avatar #233 - theexplodingcheez (10/12/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#220 - Well, here's the thing. People who hear about these events bet…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Ebay 0
User avatar #280 - orkoapprentice (10/12/2013) [-]
When you say that teenagers are "ignorant little fucks," don't the parents have some responsibility there? Many parents spend so much time sheltering their children from the horror that is "the real world" that the children have no choice but to be ignorant. In the same vein, they are unappreciative for the same reason; they have little to no concept of money, or how to run a household, because that information is kept from them. All they know is that their parents have been giving them stuff, and then the gift well suddenly runs dry. I suspect that if parents stopped showering their kids with gifts, a lot of the problems associated with gratitude would vanish. As for instability...well, no argument there. However, with all the biochemical changes occurring during the teenage years, it's extremely challenging to be a rational human being. I think if I suddenly started bleeding from my crotch, the concept of remaining a calm and composed human being would go right out the window.
User avatar #304 - ninjaspartan (10/13/2013) [-]
What is it with you and the ragtime references? Yes, women bleed from their crotch, it makes them crazy, we know this. You either knock her out cromagnum style or leave her to fume until she's all out of steam.

And yes, parents have a responsibility to transform their naturally shitty little brat into a decent adult. That goes to say, young teenagers aren't brats because their parents made them into one, they're that way because they just failed at disciplining them strictly. I wouldn't go around saying that my daughter is a shitty little brat because she menstruates monthly, as if to give her and me as a father some kind of excuse for her behavior and my failure to raise her properly. I wouldn't be able to use the same excuse on my son, after all.

Proper discipline can aid in raising a child successfully no matter the situation, including menstruation.
User avatar #223 - theexplodingcheez (10/12/2013) [-]
That's a good point I hadn't thought about. We only get a little window of what is probably an ongoing problem. I still think shooting the laptop was way too over the top when he could have just taken it away, saving them both money
#210 - It's One Direction. No.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2013 on Ebay +7
User avatar #212 - theexplodingcheez (10/12/2013) [-]
I'm not saying I like One Direction. I don't. That wasn't my point.
User avatar #272 - orkoapprentice (10/12/2013) [-]
When you say you don't like One Direction, that's what makes you beautiful.
#202 - Yeah, but that's like, gonna be the whole set up for the final… 10/11/2013 on Vegeta's One Badass Mother... 0
#149 - You know, I'm surprised that more people still don't understan…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Vegeta's One Badass Mother... +1
User avatar #156 - christmouth (10/11/2013) [-]
You mean Kishimoto, Kubo is the Bleach writer.
I haven't read the Firsts backstory, because I dropped Naruto around where Madara is resurrected, but what you say sounds reasonable. It's just that I think that Sasuke is a shitty character, all about muh vengeance, it's like the mangaka wants to have this edgy and cool character, like an antihero, but then fails at it. The deal with that there's no qualms about him trying to kill Sakara also pissed me off, he should have been killed or something more fitting than him just turning good and wanting to be Hokage.
User avatar #202 - ninjaspartan (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that's like, gonna be the whole set up for the final Naruto vs Sasuke fight (if there is one). Whoever becomes Hokage gets to change the world to his beliefs.
#148 - He went from being a whiny little bitch to being a misguided t… 10/11/2013 on Vegeta's One Badass Mother... 0
#56 - loL OMG I CAN'T BREATH I'M DONE WHAT IS HAPPENING SA… 10/11/2013 on my god the puns -1
#116 - >2013 >Liking Bleach 10/11/2013 on She's a pretty good character +8
#44 - I'm 39 and this still happens to me. 10/10/2013 on Scariest moment of my... +2
#51 - Or, you know. She was implying that she just found out. Just a… 10/08/2013 on Just WTF?? +5
#169 - She's meh. Her hairstyle is cool, but not something I'm attrac… 10/08/2013 on Emma Watson vs Miley Cyrus 0
#441 - That's a good question. Let's think about that question for a… 10/07/2013 on bustly girl poblems +1
#432 - Let's be honest with each other here. You loved it.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on bustly girl poblems 0
User avatar #434 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I think I am very confused. Loved what?
#441 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
That's a good question. Let's think about that question for a moment. Let's think about the deep, existential intricacies of what basically encompasses the entirety of our LIFE.

Love? What did I love? Why am I loving? Who made me this way? What is love in the first place?

WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME



NO MORE
#427 - I like how you took me seriously.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2013 on bustly girl poblems 0
User avatar #431 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I like how you took me seriously as well.
User avatar #432 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
Let's be honest with each other here. You loved it.
User avatar #434 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I think I am very confused. Loved what?
#441 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
That's a good question. Let's think about that question for a moment. Let's think about the deep, existential intricacies of what basically encompasses the entirety of our LIFE.

Love? What did I love? Why am I loving? Who made me this way? What is love in the first place?

WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME



NO MORE
#408 - That's like... kind of the point of having something. Because …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/07/2013 on bustly girl poblems 0
User avatar #423 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't like sex, don't find it important. They are useful because being an attractive woman it's way easier to find a job fast.
#427 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
I like how you took me seriously.
User avatar #431 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I like how you took me seriously as well.
User avatar #432 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
Let's be honest with each other here. You loved it.
User avatar #434 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I think I am very confused. Loved what?
#441 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
That's a good question. Let's think about that question for a moment. Let's think about the deep, existential intricacies of what basically encompasses the entirety of our LIFE.

Love? What did I love? Why am I loving? Who made me this way? What is love in the first place?

WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME



NO MORE
#29 - Pst. This particular joke is funnier when someone else gives … 10/07/2013 on Carlos! +1
#395 - Lol, I love how woman can complain about developing nicely whe…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/07/2013 on bustly girl poblems 0
User avatar #400 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
That's the thing, since we know how it is we don't want it and I'm pretty sure that if they were born with it, a lot of them wouldn't want it and if we weren't born with it many would probably wan't it. In other words we never want what we have.
User avatar #408 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
That's like... kind of the point of having something. Because when you have it, you don't really need to want it. Can't want what you have. Or what you don't not have. Not what you do don't have. Just to clarify, do not want what you don't not have to not look silly for wanting what you already don't not have. Unless you don't have it. Then go ahead and want it all you want.

Existential philosophizing aside, I think most women can at least learn to appreciate having bigger breasts rather than smaller ones. They help with what's important in life.

Sex.
User avatar #423 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't like sex, don't find it important. They are useful because being an attractive woman it's way easier to find a job fast.
#427 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
I like how you took me seriously.
User avatar #431 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I like how you took me seriously as well.
User avatar #432 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
Let's be honest with each other here. You loved it.
User avatar #434 - whiteblob (10/07/2013) [-]
I think I am very confused. Loved what?
#441 - ninjaspartan (10/07/2013) [-]
That's a good question. Let's think about that question for a moment. Let's think about the deep, existential intricacies of what basically encompasses the entirety of our LIFE.

Love? What did I love? Why am I loving? Who made me this way? What is love in the first place?

WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DON'T HURT ME

DON'T HURT ME



NO MORE
#61 - 0/10 That's not even what the content is about. 10/06/2013 on Prince Charminga +6
#105 - The manga is even better. (Anime is a shortened version, the r… 10/06/2013 on Soul Eater +3
#226 - More like this joke put a spin on things. 10/06/2013 on this literally made my day 0
#224 - Not bad 10/06/2013 on this literally made my day 0
#107 - Which wouldn't have happened in reality considering how easy i… 10/05/2013 on BURN! 0
#74 - Considering the skills of a lot of actors that are considered … 10/05/2013 on Robert Squirrel Jr 0
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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #6 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
User avatar #3 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
http://www(dot) [url deleted]
User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
User avatar #1 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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