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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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User avatar #389 - doctorflabbergast (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for ignoring my first point, and giving me nothing in return but a dietary snippet.

What goes on in your brain is influenced by the environment. What happens in your environment causes your body to react. Your brain is part of your body. Your brain reacts and sends signals to the rest of your body, your body also sends signals back to your brain. They both react biologically to outside stimulants. Psychology is a part of biology. What goes on in your brain is caused by biological processes. It's not some magic mist from an ethereal plane that envelopes you and makes you think . It's your biology and what stimulates it, as well as it's genetic makeup, that causes your psychology.

People get gratification and pleasure from such things, which generates dopamine and seratonin and the other pleasure chemicals. That's why they do that stuff. They're "psyche" is controlled by their biological demands and influences, alongside outside stimuli. Someones's mind and their body are not two completely seperate entities, they are both part of the same thing and are controlled by the biological processes. They are both biological in nature.

Go on then. Go argue there. Show us all your prowess. Hell, give some reputed, unbiased sources that back you up, too. You're arguing with me right now, you should be comfortable arguing with people far more qualified than myself. And was that final line intended as an insult towards me?
#373 - Sure, but just because there is a cause/effect relationship be…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Yeah right 0
User avatar #384 - doctorflabbergast (08/12/2013) [-]
By dispositioned I don't mean "I feel like I want to be a gay baby now" nothing like that. Dispositioned in the biological sense. Psychological is caused by biology. It's proven. Psychology is a study of the biological effects on the human brain and how it causes people to act, think, feel, etc. Everything related to the body is caused by biological effects, or an outside stimulus invoking a biological effect inside the body. There doesn't have to be a "love gene" to be dispositioned towards a certain gender. There isn't a gene, as far as I am aware, that makes me prefer pizza over celery. More than one variant causes people to be pre-declined to one thing over the other.

As for dog fucking, I don't know. Perhaps it's a mutation? Perhaps it's a psychological effect from childhood? (again, psychology is directly related to biology)
I am not an expert on beatiality, so I can't say one way or the other.

In any case, if you really want to argue this topic, go to Nation States. The arguments would go on for hundreds of pages. The older memebers there really know what they are talking about.
User avatar #387 - ninjaspartan (08/12/2013) [-]
I know what you meant, and I said that dispositioning could only be psychological. Everything biological is already pre-dispositioned, and like I repeatedly say, there is no "love gene" to disposition attraction. You can still eat celery and maybe even enjoy it. Put peanut butter on it, tastes great that way. Plus its neutral calories.

But of course there doesn't have to be a "love gene" for there to be disposition. It's just disposition in the brain. You can't say that psychological phenomena and biological phenomena are directly related by a cause/effect relationship, that's not scientifically correct. What goes on in my brain is a cause of my environment, not what's inside my body. If I was blind and deaf, that would cause me to be dumb as well. I dunno about what goes on inside a retards head, but most mental cases don't ever seem to show any outward sexual attraction to anything.

Well let me answer for you. It's a psychological phenomenon. The same way people can be sexually attracted to the same gender, there are those attracted to both genders and those attracted to animals. Then there are just sex fanatics, and they get off to every hole/phallic shaped object they find. It's not biological except for the reaction, which is caused by the psyche, not created by.

I would argue atop there since I certainly know what I'm talking about, but I'm not into arguing with countless different people. I'd rather stick here and educate the less than knowledgeable. :/
User avatar #389 - doctorflabbergast (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for ignoring my first point, and giving me nothing in return but a dietary snippet.

What goes on in your brain is influenced by the environment. What happens in your environment causes your body to react. Your brain is part of your body. Your brain reacts and sends signals to the rest of your body, your body also sends signals back to your brain. They both react biologically to outside stimulants. Psychology is a part of biology. What goes on in your brain is caused by biological processes. It's not some magic mist from an ethereal plane that envelopes you and makes you think . It's your biology and what stimulates it, as well as it's genetic makeup, that causes your psychology.

People get gratification and pleasure from such things, which generates dopamine and seratonin and the other pleasure chemicals. That's why they do that stuff. They're "psyche" is controlled by their biological demands and influences, alongside outside stimuli. Someones's mind and their body are not two completely seperate entities, they are both part of the same thing and are controlled by the biological processes. They are both biological in nature.

Go on then. Go argue there. Show us all your prowess. Hell, give some reputed, unbiased sources that back you up, too. You're arguing with me right now, you should be comfortable arguing with people far more qualified than myself. And was that final line intended as an insult towards me?
#310 - I'm not saying that people being gay choose it, but I hate it …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Yeah right +2
User avatar #353 - doctorflabbergast (08/12/2013) [-]
Love is psychological, but psychological effects are caused by biological reactions to outside stimuli, or genetic makeup/pre-disposition. We experience love because our hormones jump into gear when we reach reproductive age and we find another person attractive and appealing due to subtle contours of their face, the way they treat us, how they would improve our lives and our standard of living, or our chance of survival. Love is just another way for us to keep close with others of our own species so that we may increase our chances of survival or through reproductive means.

As for gay people like myself, I believe we are extremely dispositioned to one sexuality or another by birth. Either through genetics, or biological changes in the womb. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if homosexuality was perhaps a mutation of sorts. Or maybe even something such as a natural population control?

All of this emotional talk is true enough, but it is all caused by underlying biological effects. It just sounds prettier when you don't bring out the cold, metallic truth.
User avatar #373 - ninjaspartan (08/12/2013) [-]
Sure, but just because there is a cause/effect relationship between them, doesn't mean they're the same thing or related in any other way. It doesn't make sense that you're extremely dispositioned by birth, that's like saying that a baby boy wants to be a girl at birth. There was a mass response about the queens baby that way, you know. As if the kid even knew what genetic sex was. If there's any disposition, it happens at first awareness of sexuality, or perhaps even gender. But definitely not as early as birth. That's basically saying that love isn't psychological at all but biological, and like I said, there's no "love gene"

I hate to bring up the dog-fucking argument, but put in a different way it's correct. Lots of people are into bestiality, correct? Why in the world are they attracted to dogs and such if attraction is supposed to be biological, then? That doesn't make sense, people need to follow their molecular code behaviorally and stay solely attracted to their own species, that's what's been determined. Well, if it was biological in any way, no one would enjoy bestiality. Same way dogs can't get a female human pregnant. It's not meant to be. Yet humans still get off to it!

Homosexuality is the same way. Their psyche is the only thing that has been set related to attraction. Otherwise our body would reject the phenomenon and naturally condition the human body back to it's proper genetic code.
User avatar #384 - doctorflabbergast (08/12/2013) [-]
By dispositioned I don't mean "I feel like I want to be a gay baby now" nothing like that. Dispositioned in the biological sense. Psychological is caused by biology. It's proven. Psychology is a study of the biological effects on the human brain and how it causes people to act, think, feel, etc. Everything related to the body is caused by biological effects, or an outside stimulus invoking a biological effect inside the body. There doesn't have to be a "love gene" to be dispositioned towards a certain gender. There isn't a gene, as far as I am aware, that makes me prefer pizza over celery. More than one variant causes people to be pre-declined to one thing over the other.

As for dog fucking, I don't know. Perhaps it's a mutation? Perhaps it's a psychological effect from childhood? (again, psychology is directly related to biology)
I am not an expert on beatiality, so I can't say one way or the other.

In any case, if you really want to argue this topic, go to Nation States. The arguments would go on for hundreds of pages. The older memebers there really know what they are talking about.
User avatar #387 - ninjaspartan (08/12/2013) [-]
I know what you meant, and I said that dispositioning could only be psychological. Everything biological is already pre-dispositioned, and like I repeatedly say, there is no "love gene" to disposition attraction. You can still eat celery and maybe even enjoy it. Put peanut butter on it, tastes great that way. Plus its neutral calories.

But of course there doesn't have to be a "love gene" for there to be disposition. It's just disposition in the brain. You can't say that psychological phenomena and biological phenomena are directly related by a cause/effect relationship, that's not scientifically correct. What goes on in my brain is a cause of my environment, not what's inside my body. If I was blind and deaf, that would cause me to be dumb as well. I dunno about what goes on inside a retards head, but most mental cases don't ever seem to show any outward sexual attraction to anything.

Well let me answer for you. It's a psychological phenomenon. The same way people can be sexually attracted to the same gender, there are those attracted to both genders and those attracted to animals. Then there are just sex fanatics, and they get off to every hole/phallic shaped object they find. It's not biological except for the reaction, which is caused by the psyche, not created by.

I would argue atop there since I certainly know what I'm talking about, but I'm not into arguing with countless different people. I'd rather stick here and educate the less than knowledgeable. :/
User avatar #389 - doctorflabbergast (08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for ignoring my first point, and giving me nothing in return but a dietary snippet.

What goes on in your brain is influenced by the environment. What happens in your environment causes your body to react. Your brain is part of your body. Your brain reacts and sends signals to the rest of your body, your body also sends signals back to your brain. They both react biologically to outside stimulants. Psychology is a part of biology. What goes on in your brain is caused by biological processes. It's not some magic mist from an ethereal plane that envelopes you and makes you think . It's your biology and what stimulates it, as well as it's genetic makeup, that causes your psychology.

People get gratification and pleasure from such things, which generates dopamine and seratonin and the other pleasure chemicals. That's why they do that stuff. They're "psyche" is controlled by their biological demands and influences, alongside outside stimuli. Someones's mind and their body are not two completely seperate entities, they are both part of the same thing and are controlled by the biological processes. They are both biological in nature.

Go on then. Go argue there. Show us all your prowess. Hell, give some reputed, unbiased sources that back you up, too. You're arguing with me right now, you should be comfortable arguing with people far more qualified than myself. And was that final line intended as an insult towards me?
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what are you? 1 year old?
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the game?
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#103 - infedel (08/08/2013) [-]
fuck yeah, kamina
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User avatar #84 - zombieindenial (08/07/2013) [-]
sauce?
#87 - ninjaspartan (08/08/2013) [-]


Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann
#103 - infedel (08/08/2013) [-]
fuck yeah, kamina
#79 - How do you know you're not asian?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Objection! 0
#81 - zombieindenial (08/07/2013) [-]
i dont know what to believe anymore
#82 - ninjaspartan (08/07/2013) [-]
Believe in the me that believes in you.
User avatar #84 - zombieindenial (08/07/2013) [-]
sauce?
#87 - ninjaspartan (08/08/2013) [-]


Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann
#103 - infedel (08/08/2013) [-]
fuck yeah, kamina
#76 - Ohhhh. You're asian, aren't you? ... Whoops.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Objection! +1
#77 - zombieindenial (08/07/2013) [-]
No your not the brightest are you?
#79 - ninjaspartan (08/07/2013) [-]
How do you know you're not asian?
#81 - zombieindenial (08/07/2013) [-]
i dont know what to believe anymore
#82 - ninjaspartan (08/07/2013) [-]
Believe in the me that believes in you.
User avatar #84 - zombieindenial (08/07/2013) [-]
sauce?
#87 - ninjaspartan (08/08/2013) [-]


Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann
#103 - infedel (08/08/2013) [-]
fuck yeah, kamina
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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
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[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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