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#269 - Oh totally girlfriend, that game was like, so four years ago, … 12/18/2013 on so proud 0
#287 - I enjoyed playing with nerf guns as a kid, just so you know. … 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
#285 - Excuse me, I meant *second to the last level. I… 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
#284 - Anyone with enough bias can pick apart something that they don…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
User avatar #286 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
I got to the last level, the one full with snow. And I actually got to a couple of firefights in there. I just didn't care, I quit. No, I never cared about the story of Halo. I sort of cared in the first one, definitely didn't care in two or three. I actually kind of sort of cared in 4, but not by much.

I don't know if I already said this to you, but I absolutely adored the scarab fights. There are like 4 of them however. And they're surrounded by 8 hours of boring, dull, firefights in lifeless linear environments with weapons that feel like nerf guns against enemies that are no fun. To me the scarab fights are the only parts of the game when it comes alive, where it actually is a Halo game. I've praised them to no end, but the chore to get to them is too much. Even if I replayed all of them this instant, I'd get like 1 hour of content and there'd still be 9 hours I don't care for.
User avatar #287 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
I enjoyed playing with nerf guns as a kid, just so you know.

But at any rate, to each his own, I suppose. Can't please everybody.



... But dude. You got that far and you just quit. It just boggles my mind. Didn't even bother to beat the game, I mean come on. To quit right before you finish, that's just disheartening to hear. Seriously.
#282 - Most if not all of the Brutes had shields, they were even toug…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
User avatar #283 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
I've actually written (when I worked for a magazine) 3 entire pages on why I felt Halo 3 was a completely subpar, mediocre at best game. Including talks about regenerating health, collectibles, the way the flood works and more. Funnyjunk has a character limit, so obviously I'm just gonna bring some of the points. I sitll maintaing Brutes have never been fun to fight, whilst grunts, jackals and hunters definitely are and Elites are what gave the Plasma/Bullet dichotomy it's meaning in the game that brutes took a way making half the arsenal useless. But whatevs, it's been 6 years and I still haven't finished that game 'cause it just bores me so much.
User avatar #285 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
Excuse me, I meant *second to the last level.


I think.


I dunno, it's been a while since I played it.
#284 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
Anyone with enough bias can pick apart something that they don't like and elaborate on it. If you thought Brutes were no fun to fight, then I suppose it's no surprise you wouldn't have liked 3 as much. But to say you haven't even beaten the game? Not even to see how the story ends? Or even for completions sake? And for petes sake, you might even find something else you liked about it by finishing it, I can't tell you how much I hear that if there's one thing people liked at all about 3 its the Scarab fights. Unfortunately its at the end on the last level, so to someone who doesn't want to invest the time or energy into a game series he supposedly loves to the point he quits halfway, it's too bad but you'll probably never experience it.
User avatar #286 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
I got to the last level, the one full with snow. And I actually got to a couple of firefights in there. I just didn't care, I quit. No, I never cared about the story of Halo. I sort of cared in the first one, definitely didn't care in two or three. I actually kind of sort of cared in 4, but not by much.

I don't know if I already said this to you, but I absolutely adored the scarab fights. There are like 4 of them however. And they're surrounded by 8 hours of boring, dull, firefights in lifeless linear environments with weapons that feel like nerf guns against enemies that are no fun. To me the scarab fights are the only parts of the game when it comes alive, where it actually is a Halo game. I've praised them to no end, but the chore to get to them is too much. Even if I replayed all of them this instant, I'd get like 1 hour of content and there'd still be 9 hours I don't care for.
User avatar #287 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
I enjoyed playing with nerf guns as a kid, just so you know.

But at any rate, to each his own, I suppose. Can't please everybody.



... But dude. You got that far and you just quit. It just boggles my mind. Didn't even bother to beat the game, I mean come on. To quit right before you finish, that's just disheartening to hear. Seriously.
#202 - I think the problem was it was directed at the wrong fanbase. … 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline 0
#189 - That's an understatement. 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -2
#185 - We don't speak of it. But yeah, at the very least, …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline 0
#190 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/16/2013) [-]
What? Halo Wars is a great game if you're into RTS. But everybody has their cup of tea.
User avatar #214 - huntergriff (12/16/2013) [-]
I...feel like this one should have been on PC as well as xbox.
User avatar #202 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
I think the problem was it was directed at the wrong fanbase. Not too many Halo fans are into RTS as well as shooters, and to see a Halo game made into something not shooter-ish makes it completely unplayable for them and is a nightmare for most die hard fans of the lore. Also it was the first Halo game not made by Bungie, so it was easy to overlook as a hiccup in the series. Not saying it was a bad game for what it was, its just that what it is was widely dislikeable. Same goes for the new Halo: Spartan Assault game. There's already trash talk about the game because it's not a FPS. Very few die hard fans are going to like let alone even appreciate it.
User avatar #188 - twi (12/16/2013) [-]
and that soundtrack holy shit
#189 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
That's an understatement.
#183 - Go back to playing COD, kid.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline -1
User avatar #264 - thebestpieever (12/16/2013) [-]
I haven't liked Call of Duty since Call of Duty 4 and I didn't like 3. I like Halo more than COD.
#179 - You're not the only one. I mean, unless you cou…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Actuate Fallout Timeline 0
User avatar #182 - twi (12/16/2013) [-]
I forgot that one exists
User avatar #185 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
We don't speak of it.

But yeah, at the very least, I think we can all agree that as a whole, the Halo franchise is probably among the best modern shooter franchises out today, even the least favorable ones. I know I'd play Halo 4 over COD Ghosts any day.
#190 - bitchpleaseshutup (12/16/2013) [-]
What? Halo Wars is a great game if you're into RTS. But everybody has their cup of tea.
User avatar #214 - huntergriff (12/16/2013) [-]
I...feel like this one should have been on PC as well as xbox.
User avatar #202 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
I think the problem was it was directed at the wrong fanbase. Not too many Halo fans are into RTS as well as shooters, and to see a Halo game made into something not shooter-ish makes it completely unplayable for them and is a nightmare for most die hard fans of the lore. Also it was the first Halo game not made by Bungie, so it was easy to overlook as a hiccup in the series. Not saying it was a bad game for what it was, its just that what it is was widely dislikeable. Same goes for the new Halo: Spartan Assault game. There's already trash talk about the game because it's not a FPS. Very few die hard fans are going to like let alone even appreciate it.
User avatar #188 - twi (12/16/2013) [-]
and that soundtrack holy shit
#189 - ninjaspartan (12/16/2013) [-]
That's an understatement.

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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
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User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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