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Date Signed Up:9/04/2010
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Gimmie a straw and a paper clip and spawn me into a room with an elite military force, and I'll show you how I prepare a meal.

That meant nothing in particular, but hi! I'm new here. I'm gonna need a guide, so put on your helmet. I got a pair for the both of us.

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#106 - ****** do you know what a rainbow is? Do you see … 12/12/2014 on wat 0
#100 - Shade of a person: -White (pale, stark) -Tan (mul…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on wat 0
#102 - stutz (12/12/2014) [-]
I see you've never seen the blue colored people, Racist

Shading of a car can be many spectrum's yes

My cock can't be the shade of small, thats silly, and if nigger dick is the color black, yeah, i can agree

And if you go in outer space the vast emptiness is the shade nothing, ok man, its just easier to say its the color black because if white is a color, something you cant make by adding all color's to, ive tried. Its fucking brown. Then black is a color too
#106 - ninjaspartan (12/12/2014) [-]
Nigger do you know what a rainbow is? Do you see black, white, or brown in a rainbow? Nope. And there are no rainbows in space, last time I checked.

And yes, I've seen a blue person before. They make catchy music. Trying to think of a racist term for them, they're kinda new.
#178 - Ya get between three to seven years depending on the level of … 12/05/2014 on If only his master took... +3
#83 - Ninja scroll 12/02/2014 on no words, so beautiful +1
#6 - Today I learned that dubstep is actually a culinary tool for p… 11/24/2014 on This is so evil -1
#104 - Picture 11/12/2014 on One Direction 0
#27 - This ****** roll. 11/12/2014 on Good Luck in Your New Job! -1
#147 - Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo. 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#142 - Giving up without even considering a counter argument? Must no…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#143 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah, part of the reason is that it's 2 in the morning and I have college tomorrow at 8, but I have to wake up at 7 to get ready and depart on a half-hour trip.

Sometimes you've gotta count your losses and evaluate the consequences of winning vs losing. Losing here would cost me an argument and benefit my academic performance tomorrow by getting another hour of sleep.

#147 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo.
#139 - I personally find it more interesting how you abruptly deraile…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) +1
#141 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, I lost that argument.
And I was complimenting the execution of it.

So instead of acting butthurt, I just focused on the positives.
#142 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Giving up without even considering a counter argument? Must not have meant what you said at all. As avid debater, I know I could have solidified and executed my points 10x better than I had before I posted it; it was honestly a half-assed contradiction. I don't consider people who want to debate a subject butt-hurt unless they argue "nu-uh" all day long. But its the thought that counts, I suppose, so thanks for the consideration.

Also you really need to expand your reaction pic folder.
#143 - nimithecat (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah, part of the reason is that it's 2 in the morning and I have college tomorrow at 8, but I have to wake up at 7 to get ready and depart on a half-hour trip.

Sometimes you've gotta count your losses and evaluate the consequences of winning vs losing. Losing here would cost me an argument and benefit my academic performance tomorrow by getting another hour of sleep.

#147 - ninjaspartan (11/05/2014) [-]
Damn, son, what are you doing up? You crazy. Go to sleep, foo.

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#10 to #9 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
... Hello there.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
so why are people thumbing you down mindlessly?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
<_<

... This is a trick question, isn't it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
a bunch of people are thumbing you down on that one cosplay post
#14 to #13 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes they are. And you've read it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - TheShadowHog (06/23/2012) [-]
yeah are they idiots or something?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, and yes, they are idiots. Or twelve year olds who just hit puberty. Or both. Probably both.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ninjaspartan (06/23/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm gonna say you were the anon that agreed with me. Yeah, there's no better way to troll than by playing devils advocate. People get agitated so easily. XD Not that that wasn't my exact opinion. TITS MAN. TITS.
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User avatar #6 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
Just search dokura gif in google and click the first link
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
aight, k, thx bro ^_^
User avatar #3 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
http://www(dot) [url deleted]
User avatar #4 to #3 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
Wtf?! Dammit FJ.
User avatar #1 - xwilly (01/07/2012) [-]
[url deleted] - Dont ask me how i found this...
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninjaspartan (01/07/2012) [-]
-.-

Damn. Url's gone the moment you posted. Try again?
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