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Gender: male
Age: 19
X-box Gamertag: fuck Xbox
Date Signed Up:9/04/2011
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:NC
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Content Ranking:#3587
Comment Ranking:#1399
Highest Content Rank:#3230
Highest Comment Rank:#198
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Content Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 69.39% (694/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:14
Content Views:255998
Times Content Favorited:267 times
Total Comments Made:4010
FJ Points:17734
Favorite Tags: be (2) | dont (2)
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#43 - porn of anything. 04/05/2013 on Clementine +2
#32 - They need feminism because they are already strong or need to … 04/05/2013 on I loled 0
#100 - ...no 04/05/2013 on just sayin... +2
#24 - yes. 04/05/2013 on Family Guy 0
#179 - why are people posting these now, just download the app or go … 04/05/2013 on Well duh +1
#440 - If this is a hard question for you, I've got some news... 04/05/2013 on Rather +2
#39988 - - If you are talking about like eHarmony then thats cool, but … 04/05/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#39917 - I hate how people think they are smart or think that only smar… 04/05/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#39914 - I hate pewdiepie and his fans... this was pretty funn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#39925 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
jealous idiot. he writes good jokes and delivers them well. he's funny and entertaining unlike you.
#39928 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
Pewdie faggot.
#4 - This picture is so old he's probably dead. 04/05/2013 on at least im not a.. 0
#4 - I have the power to rape you bitch. 04/05/2013 on Boobs! 0
#12 - Why are you taking quantitative chemistry as a freshman?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Can't Have Dirty Garbage 0
User avatar #20 - allamericandude (04/05/2013) [-]
Because aerospace engineering.
#16 - it was an april fools joke, you must not have watched the whole video.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Happy Birthday Tardar Sauce... +2
#17 - itsmesnitches (04/05/2013) [-]
Okay I thought it was pretty convenient that Grumpy Cat died 3 days before her bday and on Arpil Fools day. Thanks for the help, im gonna go back and watch it again
#47 - Greensboro master race reporting in. 04/05/2013 on CSI logic 0
#27 - Except under a floor on an airplane there are wires and pipes … 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... +3
#18 - I fapped in a classroom full of kids. get on my level.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2013 on i am a stealthy fapper +2
User avatar #24 - billybobjoeii (04/09/2013) [-]
Bro get this:

>Be 7th grade
>Be a horny mother fucker
>Find a pair of shorts and cut a hole in the right pocket
>thiswillworkperfectly.mp4
>Go to school wearing special pants
>No one hot in any classes for most of the day
>English
>Sit in the back against the right wall
>Blonde bitch sitting up and left of me, perfect sideboob view and occasional ass
>itsfappingtime.jpg

I proceed to fap this way for weeks. Never got caught. Never quite knew what to do with the semen though... just let it dry there awkwardly.
User avatar #22 - anoyingmos (04/03/2013) [-]
Been there, done that. sadly i'll never be able to teach again.
User avatar #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/03/2013) [-]
I used to do it in my classroom once a day.
User avatar #19 - lexarcommander (04/03/2013) [-]
Bro, I'll match you on that one. Pulled it off sitting at my desk in eighth grade. Sitting right next to the teacher's daughter.
#17 - If you complain about the friendzone you are a bitch. 04/03/2013 on women logic +1
#11 - obviously the next season.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Mid April 2 -19
User avatar #29 - bigblacknegro (04/03/2013) [-]
stop fucking around. this is srs
User avatar #37 - oddygnak (04/03/2013) [-]
looks like that bit in the Aang statue when she challenged Amon then got ambushed and they scared the shit out of her. can't be sure though, looks kinda like that face-stealer dude from the spirit world, another comment below said in book 2 she goes to the spirit world a lot so its a possibility
#30 - marstan (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - soarinxdashie (04/03/2013) [-]
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GIF FROM, WHAT VID YOU SLUT.
#9 - big bang theory.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Mid April 2 -17
User avatar #10 - soarinxdashie (04/03/2013) [-]
NO, I MEAN SAUCE... I WANT TO KNOW THIS... I KNOW IT'S KORRA BUT WHERE IS THAT VID FROM?
User avatar #11 - ninjalazor (04/03/2013) [-]
obviously the next season.
User avatar #29 - bigblacknegro (04/03/2013) [-]
stop fucking around. this is srs
User avatar #37 - oddygnak (04/03/2013) [-]
looks like that bit in the Aang statue when she challenged Amon then got ambushed and they scared the shit out of her. can't be sure though, looks kinda like that face-stealer dude from the spirit world, another comment below said in book 2 she goes to the spirit world a lot so its a possibility
#30 - marstan (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - soarinxdashie (04/03/2013) [-]
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GIF FROM, WHAT VID YOU SLUT.
#14 - do you guys live in russia or something? 04/03/2013 on Huh, well that's weird 0
#36 - why would the waves be crashing like that right next to the coast?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2013 on 1 pic +1
User avatar #84 - catdownstairz (04/03/2013) [-]
It happened in a big storm
#53 - tealkangaroo has deleted their comment.
#48 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2013) [-]
maybe because there's a 150 ton ship barelling toward it?
#86 - N. Korean citizen (04/03/2013) [-]
150.
you just called a fucking oil tanker
150 tons.
typical oil tankers are like
75,000 tons, get it rite faget
User avatar #45 - andrewjla (04/03/2013) [-]
it's in Australia...
#79 - talk in spanish.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on Link 0
User avatar #80 - heraske (04/03/2013) [-]
br br br? br? br? Hablar?












#15 - look at the fucking date 04/01/2013 on Oh, IKEA 0
#32 - do you eat it with a spoon?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Yummy 0
#132 - namesnshit (04/17/2013) [-]
a spoon or a pair of chopsticks
#37 - N. Korean citizen (04/01/2013) [-]
well yeah... We do.
User avatar #39 - kerryman (04/01/2013) [-]
i eat my rice with honey,
I've done it all my life,
it makes the rice taste funny,
but it keeps it on the knife...... :)
#17 - I don't understand how his bone came out of his skin by landin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on SEE YOU IN HELL 0
User avatar #29 - xIArcticIx (04/01/2013) [-]
He had an injury a little bit ago. Im guessing it didn't fully heal around the area and when he landed his shin bone just broke under pressure. He had good spirit about it too. He said he'll be fine just finish this game.
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User avatar #30 - seaofdragonairs (04/16/2013) [-]
I agree with anon, you're avatar is awesome.
User avatar #32 to #31 - ninjalazor (04/18/2013) [-]
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8258893/index.html
#29 - N. Korean citizen (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to be random, but I saw your dinosaur avatar and I had to tell you how awesome it is.
User avatar #24 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** (08/23/2012) [-]
You sir are a legend
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