Trying to draw hentai, I can't for some reason.

Very horny.

Horny you say? :|

Yes, how are you?

Oh, I'm good. Just browsin'. c:

I wish I had my model.

Who or what is this model? >_>

I used to have a cute guy model for me.

Yfw.

Actually, no, I think my questions are settled. c:

Would you care to model?

Oh no.. I'm not cute. XD

You have a body, that's good enough. Plus I'm sure you're cute

Problem is... The body isn't good looking. ._.

If you don't want to do you know any that would?

Nope. I don't. >_>

Damn

Sorry. :c

What else do you wanna talk about

Dunno.... Fine wine and cheese?

Um...

...Lolwut.

Oh hai, how you doing?

I am doing good. And you :3

Good, doing stuff and what not ( writing a gender bending dream I had and talking to the girl I love as I draw born and watch star wars while muffins cook)

Porn*

...Sounds like a fun night. XD

So what about you?

Oh, I'm reading random forums and waiting for Bandal to come back on. :P

I love talking to both of you, only if we could all cuddle

That would be something. :3

...If he allows it. :P

He would say the same

ooh really? I would?

am I going to be in the middle?

Yes, that is the plan

Sou desu ka!

but ur girlfriend will kill us untill we die...

I'm not dating her.....I'm in love with her a lot....song remind me that we aren't dating

I see... Well if you love her, you fight! but have you tell her?

Um, in a way yes. Now back to other things

O-Other things?

...

How tall are you?

5-8/9 growing.

Oooohhh...

and you draw porn... but I guess you're not gonna show me ._.

Indeed

I'll allow it.

I win again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOPFGHV1sQ&feature=related



C:

Someday
For now we cuddle

hehehe you never lose a chance...
I'll take that gif >:3!

but tell me at least, what you do ?

Sketching, animating, sculpting, clay-mation, painting.

You are one amazing person

you're very pro then, I'm just a noob :l
but why I can't see it? you don't have deviant art?

Nope, not yet. I like to learn from everyone and you're not a noob.

You are (not) a noob 4.44 thanks XD

I like to learn from others too, but always keeping my own seal, I want a really unique style... I just had a ...hmmm... dry season for months, I'm starting again slowly.

Jim from darker than black

Describe me the best way you could.

eh? sore wa... I don't really know much about you... but let's see, first you're really friendly, I can tell because you're always playing in a pervy way with others around here and also funny... rank 34 !!

You must be really confident, or at least have a entertaining life, based on your statuses... So I bet you're handsome too.

I need to lose a lil weight, but um yea......that was nice. This is the type of shit why I'd treat you to dinner, cuddle with you, make you breakfast

Eeeeeeehhh!!! ah! there you're again with ur jokes XD... bcoz is a joke r-right?

Well I'm going to sleep now! is really late and gotta work tomorow, cya Demon!

Goodnight sweet dreams better hope I don't bite

hehehe I'm the dangerous one here... I just look silly

sweet dreams NInja

Yin* (sounds the same in spanish)

WHYHELLOTHERESWEETASS

HOWAREYOUPERSONWHOLIKESMYASS?

IWANT5000DOLLARSANDIWILLBEHAPPYANDCANWESTPSCREAMING

Roll games

Orly? c:

Gotta go sweet ass, fuck ya later and cum on guys these roll games are a pain in the ass.

No problem, just doing what I do.

Nope, don't remember. Sounds stupid that you did that. I could've blocked you.

I did it because tegheim or some dude did it on my profile and so I rolled a user and I rolled you.

Eh......

I feel hated, but I don't care. What's going on my friend?

My post "My Scary Family" made me feel so unwanted. I never had so many hate before. I lost 7 friends from it, 3 of which were good friends with me.

It's the internet. Don't get too attached. Kinda like the matrix.

I guess you're right. I tend to think the people I talk to here accept me. I also forget that its the internet.

Well people can still accept you. Everybody has a shadow, in their shadows is their follies. It's easier to blindly dislike people.

So I should just ignore the haters?

Hahaha, they are merely people on the internet.. Yes, just ignore them.

That's why you're the coolest bro.
You just know what to say.

Thanks, but I'm only 14. Gotta long way till I understand anything.

Ok, but you helped me out in my moment.
That's good enough

Like would you fuck a horse for 10 million dollars. No one would know and you never get taxed. But you gotta take it from a horse.

Well, if I'm being fucked by a horse, then fuck yeah. XD



I'd do it for $10. XD

OK so that's basically the game. But after you finish answering you ask me a question.
So ask me one.

Okay... hmmm....




Being sexed on a hotel balcony? :P

Yes. Add specifics.

Would you rather, be bukkaked by a bunch of wolves that will tear you to shreds if you resist or a bunch of old men.
If you choose the old men you get the ability to fly afterwards.

Uhhhh... I'll let the wolves kill me first. XD



This is why I don't like doing these things, I suck. :|

How about you just ask? XD

Would you rather get gang banged by 10 of your clones for 10 hours straight. Or get your mom pregnant.

Oh god, clones. Gimme the clones. ._.

Would you want a constant erection or derpy eyes.

If the erection doesn't give me a blood clot, then that. You can hide an erection. XD

Would you want queen to be revived or he Beatles?

Queen. Don't like any Beatles songs, but I like the song Stone Cold Crazy.

Drink a glass full of your own semen everyday or get it pumped up your ass.

...Both? >_>

If you had to be in any horror movie which one and why?

The Shining. No one dies except for Jack. XD

Black guy died.

See uncle dolans face then get beaten or blow your ex's in an embarrassing suit.

Wait... wut. ._.

Um forget that.
Have Jeff the killer star at you from out the window every night or have Nosferatu turn on/off every light when you want.

Gimme Mr. Dracula.

And not a single word was said that day

Then everyone would leave FJ. :|

Gotcha to speak fucker.

So how was your day?

Bored, horny, and bored. :|

Hmm

Yup, ending it with my 2nd, and last, bottle of Smirnoff ice. XD

Wow.....I haven't the slightest clue but all my furry porn is gone.

And for some reason, I'm not drunk. >:U


Oh well, last alcoholic beverage for me. XD

Here you go:
www.funnyjunk.com/user/akittywithaguitar/upictures/

Post a new comment on my profile, I've reached comment Max. Hey also let's ask each other stuff, like would you...

Sorry, battery ran out.

For some reason I wanna fuck you.

I'm waiting. :|

NO U!

Hi

Brother gone for week, room to self, late at night, alone, no threat of anyone coming in.


WHAT DO?

Something

Awesome! I love something! :D

Good. Now go and do something

Eh, I'm gonna leave it another hour or so, let everyone else be tucked up in bed first. :Y

Then masturbate furiously

Yes, that is what I will be doing. C:

Okay then, don't kill yourself doing so. It has happened

Oh I'll be fine, don't worry about me. xD

I'm sure you are

What're you doin? C:

Came back from a bike ride, cooking dinner, drawing

Sounds cool :3

Indeed, twas was a productive day

..I saw a movie. :Y

Which movie

Sorry, I went AFK.
21 jump street :3

How was it?

It was funny :D

Oh tis was good

Oh good, I'm glad you liked it. :D

How're you, what're you up to?
I think I'm about to pop off to bed soon myself.

Here is a picture of my foot... just because.

........um.....Not much, just finished a drawing and my bike ride. Gonna go to bed, wake up anddo my jog.

Why is what I had for breakfast important?

lol, you funny gui

No u are a fanny gui

I don't consider myself a funny guy,
but I am really good at posting related pictures

I'm sure you have potential

You too, I have been seeing alot of your funny comments around fj lately :D

Why thank you good sir, I've been studying so I haven really got a good amount of thumbs but as soon as spring break hits and summer, bam!

Sax man or rick roll? Don't feel like finding out.

It was Rick Roll.

Tis be true, I'd love to talk but I'm so tired. *kiss* talk to ya later cutie

Lol, see ya.

So what's up?

Penis. Thats what.








Not much. c:

Cool.... sooooo how bout that gay porn

Yeah... No straightfag survived. :|

Like pasta, its straight till it gets hot

Its quite the opposite for penises. :|