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#16 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Fucking maths. +95
#17 - ninjabeaver (12/08/2012) [-]
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#316 - djequalizee (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #192 - condormcninja (12/08/2012) [-]
That's what I thought the joke was until I noticed how Jack comes from nowhere.
#191 - dollydagger (12/08/2012) [-]
#51 - jamhamington (12/08/2012) [-]
yeah, it says how many does jack have, tani has 23 but jack's not even been mentioned, so jack could have none or 324923425 for all we know...
#48 - thisisestonia (12/08/2012) [-]
#38 - doodthedud (12/08/2012) [-]
this was my first thought too. thumbs!
User avatar #34 - theoriginalzombie (12/08/2012) [-]
The question is asking how many stickers Jack has, not Tani
#30 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [-]
Jack ain't got no fuckin' stickers. Because Jack's a nigger.
User avatar #140 - ninjabeaver (12/08/2012) [-]
My sides
#15 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Fucking maths. +170
#52 - swordhoard (12/08/2012) [-]
does the use of 'him' grammatically imply that Tani is a man?
#16 - ninjabeaver (12/08/2012) [-]
#17 - ninjabeaver (12/08/2012) [-]
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#316 - djequalizee (12/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #192 - condormcninja (12/08/2012) [-]
That's what I thought the joke was until I noticed how Jack comes from nowhere.
#191 - dollydagger (12/08/2012) [-]
#51 - jamhamington (12/08/2012) [-]
yeah, it says how many does jack have, tani has 23 but jack's not even been mentioned, so jack could have none or 324923425 for all we know...
#48 - thisisestonia (12/08/2012) [-]
#38 - doodthedud (12/08/2012) [-]
this was my first thought too. thumbs!
User avatar #34 - theoriginalzombie (12/08/2012) [-]
The question is asking how many stickers Jack has, not Tani
#30 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2012) [-]
Jack ain't got no fuckin' stickers. Because Jack's a nigger.
User avatar #140 - ninjabeaver (12/08/2012) [-]
My sides
#42 - I'm sorry, but Norway and Sweden honestly look like limp penises.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on coolest europe map +23
#70 - bossdelainternet (12/08/2012) [-]
SatW
#44 - graphenz (12/08/2012) [-]
yeah I live in Denmark (you see that small landmass near the penis nose thingy). Maybe that's the reason it only snows in the winter and after it's snowed in Norway and Sweden, ya know when the land i hard and... ya get the point :P
#25 - mfw wendy's section 12/07/2012 on Humanity... part 2 +1
#16 - at least give cReddit.... 12/07/2012 on so we had to make a chair... +9
#34 - That game looks insanely fun. 12/07/2012 on japan never fails to amaze me 0
#22 - Holy shit. My cells are dividing so fucking rapidly right now. 12/07/2012 on Girl's Fart? 0
#21 - That looks like a diamond shaft.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2012 on the penis diamond +10
#30 - justtocomment (12/07/2012) [-]
Here. Save that for next time.
User avatar #25 - DingoJ (12/07/2012) [-]
made a brilliant joke and didnt put a carlos picture in front of it, we have a hero here
#23 - GIRforpresident (12/07/2012) [-]
what? thats absurd
#174 - Fucking feasible region..... 12/05/2012 on Kids say the darndest... 0
#12 - May god have mercy on your soul. 12/05/2012 on MFW I have to get up for... +2
#58 - You were a god at the Where's Waldo books as a child. 12/05/2012 on Leave me alone +10
#80 - I'm going to hell for how hard i am laughing right now. 12/04/2012 on Worth the read +5
#576 - I'm American, and i totally agree with this.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on American Stereotypes -2
#608 - Vanquix (11/29/2012) [-]
Other countries do exactly the same thing. Dont get me wrong, its still funny. just as long as people know we're not the only ones :)
#189 - I never asked for this feel... 11/29/2012 on dem pokemon feels 0
#53 - Zed's Dead baby. 11/18/2012 on Bad Motherfucker 0
#146 - What the fuck is going on down here.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on It's Danny +1
User avatar #147 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, I see a Balloonicorn so I would say drugs.
#81 - Mfw my name is Danny  [+] (21 new replies) 11/12/2012 on It's Danny +15
User avatar #84 - falloutplayer (11/12/2012) [-]
so is mine...
User avatar #88 - lolwatthe (11/12/2012) [-]
Gonna be a shit ton of Danny's replying to that comment aren't there?
User avatar #93 - falloutplayer (11/12/2012) [-]
yes...
User avatar #96 - lolwatthe (11/12/2012) [-]
Then we will mutate into Danni and on, that or this will be forgotten.
User avatar #99 - falloutplayer (11/12/2012) [-]
and eventually evolve into daniqua.
User avatar #102 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Shani-qua
User avatar #103 - falloutplayer (11/13/2012) [-]
tyrone
User avatar #104 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Jerome
User avatar #106 - falloutplayer (11/13/2012) [-]
tryone biggums
User avatar #107 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Stuart Little
User avatar #108 - falloutplayer (11/13/2012) [-]
Robin Williams
User avatar #109 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
David Tennant
User avatar #111 - falloutplayer (11/13/2012) [-]
Rob Schneider
User avatar #113 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Daniel, and the circle has closed.
User avatar #114 - falloutplayer (11/13/2012) [-]
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
User avatar #115 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Be quiet up there and stop shouting!
User avatar #116 - falloutplayer (11/13/2012) [-]
ENJOY THE PARTY DOWN HERE
User avatar #118 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Two floor apartment with no basement suite, your party is currently going on above me not below!
User avatar #152 - falloutplayer (11/15/2012) [-]
IT'S IN THE LOBBY
User avatar #146 - ninjabeaver (11/13/2012) [-]
What the fuck is going on down here.
User avatar #147 - lolwatthe (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, I see a Balloonicorn so I would say drugs.
#121 - Rollercoaster tycoon 2 11/11/2012 on "I want to go home >:(" +3
#107 - Ok OP now we all know you were browsing NSFW yesterday don't b… 11/10/2012 on That pirate... +3
#229 - Personally i prefer the taste of Pepsi anyways. But that is ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on good guy pepsi +8
User avatar #241 - nevrit (11/10/2012) [-]
They could also have a huge lawsuit pending due to obtaining said secret recipe. It was better legally to go with the fbi route.
#213 - Just get a new power supply and graphics card with your Christ… 11/09/2012 on GTA V Juice for you guys 0
#233 - I don't think we should have any posts about either games pers… 11/09/2012 on Everyone busy gaming 0
#21 - Three sexual posts in a row. Looks like the 12 year olds are o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2012 on daddy -24
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#22 - N. Korean citizen Comment deleted by ninjabeaver
#175 - Before he voted 11/08/2012 on Hahaha. +2
#726 - Well now think about this. Inb4 stonerfag. Not only i…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2012 on It begins.. +1
#744 - archoninterface (11/08/2012) [-]
I just really want to see how this State amendment will conflict with federal law as federal law supercedes state law. It'll be interesting but if it works out then the federal law is gone and then total freedom of the states to legalize it or not.
User avatar #734 - colonelbyers (11/08/2012) [-]
Right you are, stonerfags are all "420 blaze it!" But I've always been for legalizing mainly for the fact America can turn a ridiculous profit out of it. Plus the cut down on a petty crime which is considered a felony
#736 - nocandy (11/08/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say ridiculous relatively speaking. Be it tens of millions, maybe even hundreds of millions, it won't drop the deficit by more than 1 or 2%. and that's a very optimistic and generous estimate.
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