It can take anywhere from 4-20 hours

Hmmm dayum.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

Depends on how long you take

How long did it take you? xD

It can take anywhere from 4-20 hours

Hmmm dayum.

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

You don't even get a boner from the scenes, and you can't fap to it

How long is the game, like for each run if you had to guess.

Depends on how long you take

How long did it take you? xD

It can take anywhere from 4-20 hours

Hmmm dayum.

>Implying that's not what everyone's in it for

twas a good one mate, how bout yours?

Was good, feels really good to come back here. Always brightens my mood.

Glad you had a good one.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

Do you want this girl or don't you?

That's just it, I want what's best for her....

I feel she needs someone... that's part of the reason why I want her.

But I feel she needs someone better then me. She is basically the best girl in the school.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

WHY THANKSSssssss my..... mate....

su- wait a second

Then talk to her. Talk to her whenever you have a chance. If there's a class that you're both doing well in, and you have a test coming up, try and organize a study date. I dunno. It's just a suggestion. But, about your nice-guy ness.... That's a HUGE advantage. Girls are more likely to open up to nice guys than not nice guys.

Yeah I know, but my god... My school is filled with so many great people.

And most of them are... very socialable... actually all of them.

I'm one of the only not so socialable people who is well regarded in the school.

Do you want this girl or don't you?

That's just it, I want what's best for her....

I feel she needs someone... that's part of the reason why I want her.

But I feel she needs someone better then me. She is basically the best girl in the school.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

Until then, you have your chance. You just need 20 seconds of courage. Stop short-changing yourself.

I just feel like I need to get to know her better.... I'm not terribly good in the social sense.

But I got something running for me, I'm for some reason known by a lot of people and everyone just sees me as a quiet nice (and dare I say humorous) guy.

Just gotta work on talking to new people. God I regret some of my earlier life decisions...

Then talk to her. Talk to her whenever you have a chance. If there's a class that you're both doing well in, and you have a test coming up, try and organize a study date. I dunno. It's just a suggestion. But, about your nice-guy ness.... That's a HUGE advantage. Girls are more likely to open up to nice guys than not nice guys.

Yeah I know, but my god... My school is filled with so many great people.

And most of them are... very socialable... actually all of them.

I'm one of the only not so socialable people who is well regarded in the school.

Do you want this girl or don't you?

That's just it, I want what's best for her....

I feel she needs someone... that's part of the reason why I want her.

But I feel she needs someone better then me. She is basically the best girl in the school.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

Remember that old sports cliche:
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." If you don't go for her, you'll never get her. You walk up, look her in the eye, and say to her "I really like you. Will you go out with me?"
If she says yes, then congratulations, you got yourself a girlfriend with the girl of your dreams.
If not, then it's her loss. She doesn't know what she's missing.

Yeah, I made that decision a few months back... but...

I need to work for it before just blindly asking her out. It's not like I've really spoken with her much. But I guess I'm running out of time... so it's the "when" that concerns me.

One day, I'll get there.

But yeah, thanks for the advice... I just... want what's best for her and not me. If someone better comes along, I won't have any issues with it.

Until then, you have your chance. You just need 20 seconds of courage. Stop short-changing yourself.

I just feel like I need to get to know her better.... I'm not terribly good in the social sense.

But I got something running for me, I'm for some reason known by a lot of people and everyone just sees me as a quiet nice (and dare I say humorous) guy.

Just gotta work on talking to new people. God I regret some of my earlier life decisions...

Then talk to her. Talk to her whenever you have a chance. If there's a class that you're both doing well in, and you have a test coming up, try and organize a study date. I dunno. It's just a suggestion. But, about your nice-guy ness.... That's a HUGE advantage. Girls are more likely to open up to nice guys than not nice guys.

Yeah I know, but my god... My school is filled with so many great people.

And most of them are... very socialable... actually all of them.

I'm one of the only not so socialable people who is well regarded in the school.

Do you want this girl or don't you?

That's just it, I want what's best for her....

I feel she needs someone... that's part of the reason why I want her.

But I feel she needs someone better then me. She is basically the best girl in the school.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

Why not?

Many reasons, some of my own accord.

Part of me wants to go for her, part of me thinks I'm not good enough for her.

And it's the latter that is most correct.

Remember that old sports cliche:
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." If you don't go for her, you'll never get her. You walk up, look her in the eye, and say to her "I really like you. Will you go out with me?"
If she says yes, then congratulations, you got yourself a girlfriend with the girl of your dreams.
If not, then it's her loss. She doesn't know what she's missing.

Yeah, I made that decision a few months back... but...

I need to work for it before just blindly asking her out. It's not like I've really spoken with her much. But I guess I'm running out of time... so it's the "when" that concerns me.

One day, I'll get there.

But yeah, thanks for the advice... I just... want what's best for her and not me. If someone better comes along, I won't have any issues with it.

Until then, you have your chance. You just need 20 seconds of courage. Stop short-changing yourself.

I just feel like I need to get to know her better.... I'm not terribly good in the social sense.

But I got something running for me, I'm for some reason known by a lot of people and everyone just sees me as a quiet nice (and dare I say humorous) guy.

Just gotta work on talking to new people. God I regret some of my earlier life decisions...

Then talk to her. Talk to her whenever you have a chance. If there's a class that you're both doing well in, and you have a test coming up, try and organize a study date. I dunno. It's just a suggestion. But, about your nice-guy ness.... That's a HUGE advantage. Girls are more likely to open up to nice guys than not nice guys.

Yeah I know, but my god... My school is filled with so many great people.

And most of them are... very socialable... actually all of them.

I'm one of the only not so socialable people who is well regarded in the school.

Do you want this girl or don't you?

That's just it, I want what's best for her....

I feel she needs someone... that's part of the reason why I want her.

But I feel she needs someone better then me. She is basically the best girl in the school.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

tell gnome what will never be?

A certain relationship that I pursue, with a special someone.

*hugs* tell elbryso what's wrong...

Eh... I've just been thinking a lot lately...

A certain relationship I pursue... is .... well not likely to come to fruition.

Why not?

Many reasons, some of my own accord.

Part of me wants to go for her, part of me thinks I'm not good enough for her.

And it's the latter that is most correct.

Remember that old sports cliche:
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." If you don't go for her, you'll never get her. You walk up, look her in the eye, and say to her "I really like you. Will you go out with me?"
If she says yes, then congratulations, you got yourself a girlfriend with the girl of your dreams.
If not, then it's her loss. She doesn't know what she's missing.

Yeah, I made that decision a few months back... but...

I need to work for it before just blindly asking her out. It's not like I've really spoken with her much. But I guess I'm running out of time... so it's the "when" that concerns me.

One day, I'll get there.

But yeah, thanks for the advice... I just... want what's best for her and not me. If someone better comes along, I won't have any issues with it.

Until then, you have your chance. You just need 20 seconds of courage. Stop short-changing yourself.

I just feel like I need to get to know her better.... I'm not terribly good in the social sense.

But I got something running for me, I'm for some reason known by a lot of people and everyone just sees me as a quiet nice (and dare I say humorous) guy.

Just gotta work on talking to new people. God I regret some of my earlier life decisions...

Then talk to her. Talk to her whenever you have a chance. If there's a class that you're both doing well in, and you have a test coming up, try and organize a study date. I dunno. It's just a suggestion. But, about your nice-guy ness.... That's a HUGE advantage. Girls are more likely to open up to nice guys than not nice guys.

Yeah I know, but my god... My school is filled with so many great people.

And most of them are... very socialable... actually all of them.

I'm one of the only not so socialable people who is well regarded in the school.

Do you want this girl or don't you?

That's just it, I want what's best for her....

I feel she needs someone... that's part of the reason why I want her.

But I feel she needs someone better then me. She is basically the best girl in the school.

And how do you know that she doesn't secretly have feelings for you?

I actually do... trust me. I'm far from the top of anyone's list. (not saying I'm like horribly unattractive or anything, it's just my lack of communication)

On a side note, you really remind me of myself.
A lot of people don't take this much time to help someone on the threads.

I may not talk that much on the thread, but when I did... it was sorta like this. Thanks for that. Now I have more reason to come back.

Just promise me one thing, when you come back: You will have tried to ask her out. I KNOW you're a good guy. I KNOW that you can provide. I KNOW that she'll be honored to go out with you. I KNOW.

Well shit son, I was gonna come back in like a few days....

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME D:

It's plenty enough time. Look at it like this: I feel the same way you do. There's this girl I sorta like, but don't know if I can provide for her. How about this, You ask out your crush, I ask out mine. We have until you come back, let's just say... 3 days. If you can muster up the courage... so am I.

Well then I would be a disappointment to you.

I also have to speak to a friend before doing this, and he was on vacation... he should be back around Sunday.

... Well, regardless, you helped me muster up the courage to ask too.

I'm glad something good came out of my indecisiveness.

With a 12-inch strap-on.

Without any lube.

With a razor going down the shaft

That extends 16 inchs outwards.

And got dipped in tobasco sauce and lemon juice.

And catches on fire once the razor shoots out.

And there's a miniature shark attached to it that can survive without having to go in water

With a lazer attached to its head.

That shoots out more miniature sharks.

With more lazers that shoot out AIDS

That stands for "Awesomely Insidious Diabolical SuperNinjas"

And the ninjas are on fire.

And the mini-shark is british.

That speaks with an Australian accent.

And wears badass horns

And breaths electricity.

That makes any girl it touches 3-months pregnant.

And creates octuplets.

That are also AIDS-lazer-wielding sharks.

In which they can multiply with each other and produce more.

tell gnome what happened

It's not what has happened, it's what will never be...

tell gnome what will never be?

A certain relationship that I pursue, with a special someone.