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Video Games Played: Anything really
X-box Gamertag: Ninja Badger5
Interests: Music, art, gaming
Date Signed Up:1/27/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#47 - The teacher understands how bear traps work...right? … 05/25/2013 on How? +35
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on shivering isles +1
User avatar #5 - freindtoall (05/25/2013) [-]
whats up
#19 - I don't do the killing... I just pick up the pieces. 05/25/2013 on Birthday +7
#12 - I was honestly going to make that comparison for making us int…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Birthday +2
User avatar #48 - bulbakip (05/25/2013) [-]
When I'm eating bread I think about how I'm eating one of the oldest foods ever.

It's a communion with the ancestors to me.

But it's also just bread.
User avatar #49 - bulbakip (05/25/2013) [-]
Connection* that is a better word. connecting with my ancestors.
#8 - Well I suppose it is somewhat a matter of perspective. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Birthday +18
#13 - N. Korean citizen (05/25/2013) [-]
Or we just rot.
User avatar #11 - djequalizee (05/25/2013) [-]
Does he make them into delicious human bread?
User avatar #12 - ninjabadger (05/25/2013) [-]
I was honestly going to make that comparison for making us into something better, but abstained from doing so.

I somewhat regret that decision.
User avatar #48 - bulbakip (05/25/2013) [-]
When I'm eating bread I think about how I'm eating one of the oldest foods ever.

It's a communion with the ancestors to me.

But it's also just bread.
User avatar #49 - bulbakip (05/25/2013) [-]
Connection* that is a better word. connecting with my ancestors.
User avatar #10 - stargatesturge (05/24/2013) [-]
People eat grains in mass.

...

Soul bread sounds delicious.
#6 - Send in the Corgis.....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Call of duty ghost DLC 0
#7 - chewieisthebest (05/24/2013) [-]
i would never have the guts to send a dog to there death :"(
#48 - Why is it so bad.... holy crap. 05/24/2013 on Poison Ivy 0
#4 - What if the enemies (whoever they are) strap C4 to them.... …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Call of duty ghost DLC 0
#5 - chewieisthebest (05/24/2013) [-]
nuuuu not the dogs!
#6 - ninjabadger (05/24/2013) [-]
Send in the Corgis.....


#7 - chewieisthebest (05/24/2013) [-]
i would never have the guts to send a dog to there death :"(
#6 - Do you want to know why we associate the scythe with death?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Birthday +13
#31 - N. Korean citizen (05/25/2013) [-]
Reaping = harvesting

Harvesting souls.
User avatar #27 - wafflecopper (05/25/2013) [-]
I thought it had something to do with father time, aka saturn who had a scythe in Roman myth, and then later the black plague had some influence
User avatar #16 - kaitheguy (05/25/2013) [-]
because scythes are sharp and can cause death. duh








it's a joke. please don't kill me, i have a family
#19 - ninjabadger (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't do the killing... I just pick up the pieces.
User avatar #7 - stargatesturge (05/24/2013) [-]
I always assumed it was something along the lines of him reaping souls, being the Grim Reaper and all. Not sure about the real reason. :/
#8 - ninjabadger (05/24/2013) [-]
Well I suppose it is somewhat a matter of perspective.

Basically, we are like the grains that have been sown into the living world and grow everyday.

When we are fully grown, we are "harvested" for some purpose we can't hope to imagine. Will we become greater than we already are? Will we be piled into some heavenly afterlife? Or will we simply cease, as would a harvested grain?

That kind of insinuates that Death is God... as he gives us life and then takes us when we are ready. Perhaps he is.

TL: DR Death is the harvester of human grain (souls).
#13 - N. Korean citizen (05/25/2013) [-]
Or we just rot.
User avatar #11 - djequalizee (05/25/2013) [-]
Does he make them into delicious human bread?
User avatar #12 - ninjabadger (05/25/2013) [-]
I was honestly going to make that comparison for making us into something better, but abstained from doing so.

I somewhat regret that decision.
User avatar #48 - bulbakip (05/25/2013) [-]
When I'm eating bread I think about how I'm eating one of the oldest foods ever.

It's a communion with the ancestors to me.

But it's also just bread.
User avatar #49 - bulbakip (05/25/2013) [-]
Connection* that is a better word. connecting with my ancestors.
User avatar #10 - stargatesturge (05/24/2013) [-]
People eat grains in mass.

...

Soul bread sounds delicious.
#51 - Picture 05/24/2013 on He Cunt See 0
#10 - Worth it 05/24/2013 on Fairy tail +6
#7 - Poor guy tried his best... 05/24/2013 on AYE, AYE GIRL, LEMME HOLLA +8
#10 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Like a Boss +1
#8 - You don't get anywhere if you give up. 05/24/2013 on Fallen +1
#50 - IF they convert. I'm quite certain most people who … 05/24/2013 on This guy is legit , awesome 0
#6 - Oh yeah? 05/24/2013 on America +3
#119 - Oh... how quickly they grow... 05/24/2013 on Death +3
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on I want my best bud back... +1
#30 - strooz (05/24/2013) [-]
#27 - I laughed way too hard at the WiiU part 05/24/2013 on Outcome on the new console... 0
#51 - Most Compassionate.... Those results seem pretty legit to me. 05/24/2013 on Fucking Greece +1
#18 - <-- Pope Francis No one can be perfect, but we can… 05/23/2013 on coexistence is possible part 2 +25
#90 - I forgot what this was called, thank you so much. 05/23/2013 on Try This +2
#65 - Loving the sarcasm.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Couldn't Have Said It Any... +7
#170 - salmonofdoubt (05/23/2013) [-]
#92 - Love how you had to add that it means you won. Glad y… 05/22/2013 on Me again! (That kid with... +1
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#147 - thacoletrain (01/29/2013) [-]
I see you're enjoying LoL
#148 to #147 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
You were the one who recommended Malzahar were you not?

Actually...you got me into the game if I recall?
#149 to #148 - thacoletrain (01/29/2013) [-]
I think i did

I thought you went around to people asking them if the game was good
And i recall you playing on a different server than EU west?
#150 to #149 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Yup... sadly.

Came a long way from there... enjoying it still. Never really played malz much since he was very mana hungry. Decided to make my main mid Ziggs or Lux with Kass as my pocket anti-ap.

I'm assuming you saw my post then.
#151 to #150 - thacoletrain (01/29/2013) [-]
Yes
But Malz isn't that mana hungry
You just don't need to poke as often as you'd want to
I don't bother poking until the enemy pokes back

My steady Anti-AP is the fun Talon
#152 to #151 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Another thanks for the help back then btw

Talon is probably my next champ to buy. I already have a set of champs that I love for each lane... all except mid with skins. Just waiting for a good sale to get my mid skin and I'll be set.

Damn shame that you play in EU W...
#153 to #152 - thacoletrain (01/29/2013) [-]
Well i didn't exactly feel like switching servers for lags and people
So i found people on EU west and had fun there
#154 to #153 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
I wouldn't ask a friend to switch for me. Sorry for that.   
   
Was nice chatting with you again, I gotta go do some work now.   
   
Take care.
I wouldn't ask a friend to switch for me. Sorry for that.

Was nice chatting with you again, I gotta go do some work now.

Take care.
#155 to #154 - thacoletrain (01/29/2013) [-]
I have to go sleep anyway

Goodnight and have fun
User avatar #146 - ricktrolled ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceoftruth

huh it doesn't work on update comments for some reason, anyway I just wanted you to know the thread is still running it just got fucked up for a bit
#133 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
I really wanted to talk to you again! ^^
I really wanted to talk to you again! ^^
#134 to #133 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Well I can start a conversation...but it may be put on hiatus shortly. Excuse me if I do leave without saying so...

I'm in a premade League match, waiting for my friend to start.

So what is up?
User avatar #135 to #134 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
Not much, pretty happy today.
I swam 5km in 3 hours today!
User avatar #136 to #135 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Aha!~

Nice! I wish I was at such a level of fitness. (don't take it like I'm some unfit person)

Yeah I'm really enjoying my break so far, really needed it to relieve my stress.
#137 to #136 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
Sleep!   
Relieving stress is easy when you're well rested!   
And if that's not the case, I can talk with you for hours!
Sleep!
Relieving stress is easy when you're well rested!
And if that's not the case, I can talk with you for hours!
#138 to #137 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Yeah I honestly have the worst sleeping habits. Always go to bed at like 12... then get up at 6.

I have a question for you, if you don't mind.

Why is it you decided to be so generous with these giveaways, besides being an awesome/generous/(continuous assortment of complimentary adjectives) person.
#139 to #138 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
It's really hard to explain.
I don't really understand why I like to do these things.
I like giving to people because regardless of who they are, people who are aloof to me or people who are my friends, they're all so joyous when they get presents.
I guess I find joy out of other people's joy?
I'm still not really sure.
User avatar #140 to #139 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Ah sorry, long game.

I do feel the same way, prefer to make others happy over myself. Brings some satisfaction.

Sadly I do not have the means to do what you do... easily at least.

But its quite nice what you do, so thanks... on behalf of everyone.
#141 to #140 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
No problem!
No problem!
User avatar #142 to #141 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Well I just got some food delivered. So I will attend to that.

I feel as if this conversation has ... run dry. Unless there is something else you wish to speak of.
#143 to #142 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
I'll come back if there are things I can talk about with you!   
Don't hesitate to come to my profile and talk with me if you feel like it!
I'll come back if there are things I can talk about with you!
Don't hesitate to come to my profile and talk with me if you feel like it!
#144 to #143 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Will do. Take care.
User avatar #145 to #144 - newant (12/23/2012) [-]
Likewise!
#130 to #129 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Aha, was gonna message you.   
   
Just a quick question. Were you one of those people who only kept people added that they frequently spoke to?   
   
If so, I understand.   
   
I just remember we used to, if memory serves, be friends. Not sure why I just realized we weren't anymore.   
   
But yeah, I can understand if you don't want to. Not like I'm anybody special.   
   
Sorry for the suddenness of this...
Aha, was gonna message you.

Just a quick question. Were you one of those people who only kept people added that they frequently spoke to?

If so, I understand.

I just remember we used to, if memory serves, be friends. Not sure why I just realized we weren't anymore.

But yeah, I can understand if you don't want to. Not like I'm anybody special.

Sorry for the suddenness of this...
#131 to #130 - GodzillaFTW (12/20/2012) [-]
I wish that were true, only 2 of them talk to me.

Huh interesting, nah it's fine.
#132 to #131 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Well that was easy.

Thanks.
#122 - newant (12/19/2012) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #123 to #122 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, I was going to ask.

Why is it you added me?
#124 to #123 - newant (12/19/2012) [-]
Given that work has been taking a toll on my leisure time, I really lost my touch with everyone on the thread.   
Given that so many others don't know me again, it's time for me to go through the course of finding good friends to care for here.
Given that work has been taking a toll on my leisure time, I really lost my touch with everyone on the thread.
Given that so many others don't know me again, it's time for me to go through the course of finding good friends to care for here.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Well I've been forgotten by a few good friends due to my absence.

I'm just a little surprised you chose me (over some other choices).

Not like I'm one of the special thread goers.
#126 to #125 - newant (12/19/2012) [-]
In my eyes, everyone is special in their own way.
Even though my time gaps between visits to FJ are large, I like to meet people on here.
I've seen your older posts and looked over how compassionate you are, so I wanted to talk with you.
#127 to #126 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Aww... thanks...

I feel like a dick, but perhaps we can talk another day?

I have to go. Very sorry.
User avatar #128 to #127 - newant (12/19/2012) [-]
It's alright man, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Sorry I was gone for 15 minutes, I went to eat garlic bread and broccoli soup!
#119 - ninjabadger ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
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