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#50 - I heard Mario was going to be in the new Super Smash Bros.! Is… 06/12/2013 on The Villagers Final Smash +9
#268 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Sony Won 0
#5 - Im gonna use this alot  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Happy internet time +74
#20 - Metallicock (06/11/2013) [-]
Here take this one so it actually looks like a person
(and this one is higher quality)
#23 - dookaargetman (06/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, have a completely irrelevant image.
#16 - ningyoaijin (06/11/2013) [-]
#8 - payseht (06/11/2013) [-]
as I used this since I first came across it
#6 - Metallicock Comment deleted by ninetyninepercent
#5 - Picture 06/11/2013 on WTF +24
#311 - Walking through Ukraine and i see this **** . wut. 05/27/2013 on New Addiction +5
#158 - Comment deleted 03/22/2013 on Best Father Ever -2
#153 - Yes, but it never said if the kid was intelligent or not. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Best Father Ever -2
User avatar #154 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
Ok, this is like talking to a brick wall...

I mean damn....
#158 - ninetyninepercent has deleted their comment.
#149 - Hes a little kid.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Best Father Ever -2
User avatar #151 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
And he should be smart enough to realize the gun is not real.

Have you never had toy guns before...?
User avatar #153 - ninetyninepercent (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes, but it never said if the kid was intelligent or not.

just that he was a little boy who liked zombies and sweets.
User avatar #154 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
Ok, this is like talking to a brick wall...

I mean damn....
#158 - ninetyninepercent has deleted their comment.
#146 - If he thought it was a real zombie apocalypse survival kit.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Best Father Ever -2
User avatar #147 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
With an orange plastic gun.........?
User avatar #149 - ninetyninepercent (03/22/2013) [-]
Hes a little kid.
User avatar #151 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
And he should be smart enough to realize the gun is not real.

Have you never had toy guns before...?
User avatar #153 - ninetyninepercent (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes, but it never said if the kid was intelligent or not.

just that he was a little boy who liked zombies and sweets.
User avatar #154 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
Ok, this is like talking to a brick wall...

I mean damn....
#158 - ninetyninepercent has deleted their comment.
#141 - And then he saves it for the real zombie apocalypse and all he…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Best Father Ever +1
User avatar #144 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
You honestly think a kid would save that shit for that long?

Dude... I wouldn't last a week without breaking at least 3 of those things.
User avatar #146 - ninetyninepercent (03/22/2013) [-]
If he thought it was a real zombie apocalypse survival kit.
User avatar #147 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
With an orange plastic gun.........?
User avatar #149 - ninetyninepercent (03/22/2013) [-]
Hes a little kid.
User avatar #151 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
And he should be smart enough to realize the gun is not real.

Have you never had toy guns before...?
User avatar #153 - ninetyninepercent (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes, but it never said if the kid was intelligent or not.

just that he was a little boy who liked zombies and sweets.
User avatar #154 - oottovann (03/22/2013) [-]
Ok, this is like talking to a brick wall...

I mean damn....
#158 - ninetyninepercent has deleted their comment.
#9 - Sorry :o It looks nothing like that in my gif folder 03/21/2013 on Fucking love Jennifer... +1
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Fucking love Jennifer... -8
#8 - captnpl (03/21/2013) [-]
Thanks. That's much clearer and easier to read.
User avatar #9 - ninetyninepercent (03/21/2013) [-]
Sorry :o

It looks nothing like that in my gif folder
#7 - Why would Jesus and disciples be eating bread,wine and … 03/19/2013 on Srssly 0
#155 - Picture 03/18/2013 on Well, thats unexpected +5
#6 - Even the water is sad... 03/15/2013 on The truth 0
#16 - I'm in wrestling too **** nut :l 02/27/2013 on Awesome Wrestling Move 0
#7 - Its called the "Flying squirrel" Its banned from eve…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Awesome Wrestling Move +14
User avatar #15 - TRINDADE (02/27/2013) [-]
so, do every westling move has an awesome name like that,
or is it just the DING DONG BANNU ones?
#11 - awesummannnn (02/27/2013) [-]
im in wrestling and have ben wrestling for 10 years your a 100% wrong dont make shit up to sound cool on the internet this is greco roman wrestling and any kind of upper body throw is legal as long as it doesnt involve the legs
User avatar #16 - ninetyninepercent (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm in wrestling too fuck nut :l
#13 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
I've also been wrestling for about 12 years... Except I am above the age of 12...

This is actually highly illegal. Granted, even if the move wasn't specifically banned (Which ninetyninepercent was right, it is called the "flying squirrel,") it would definitely get called for being potentially dangerous.

I know this, because I can personally do this move, and it's fun as fuck. Back in high school I got away with doing it, because some refs didn't know what to do when I did it. It landed me quite a few wins, just because of shock value and nobody knowing how to really counter it.

TL;DR The "Flying suirrel" is illegal for multiple reasons, but it is fun as fuck.
#8 - freeyourmind (02/27/2013) [-]
no more olympics for wrestling :(
User avatar #10 - tannerninja (02/27/2013) [-]
I know this is true, but it seems crazy to me. One of the sports that has been there since the beginning or almost from then is being stopped...
#12 - freeyourmind (02/27/2013) [-]
well at least we have speed walking now :)
#34 - But does it have... An MP3 player?!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on zero fucks given +147
User avatar #44 - Marker (01/26/2013) [-]
Gary Coleman is dead.
#219 - OH **** 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... +1
#83 - Picture 01/06/2013 on Lube +1
#12 - I never cry easily.. But this game made me cry like a bitch. :l  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on I'm onto you, sucka +2
User avatar #24 - niachi (01/05/2013) [-]
I dont know how, and i dont know why, but i didnt cry.
#305 - Comment deleted 09/24/2012 on Epic Roll 0
#48 - Comment deleted 09/18/2012 on Topato Chips 0
#86 - Comment deleted 08/29/2012 on Don't trip 0
#41 - I was literally have been laughing at this for 5 minutes strai… 08/29/2012 on Costume Want +12
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User avatar #2 - thankyouverymuch (11/11/2013) [-]
I like that you tried out doing the compliment content! Keep it up!
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