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| Age: | 22 |
| Youtube Channel: | https://www.youtube.com/user/ASG1221 |
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| X-box Gamertag: | Ninety9Balloons |
| PSN: | About99Balloons |
| Date Signed Up: | 6/13/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/10/2016 |
| Location: | Atlanta |
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Ea ruined Command and Conquer and Battlefield is going downhill. Sum 41, Rise Against, and Blink 182 are bomb. I've dressed up as Finn and went to the gym twice. Sword and all.
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| #29 - Rochester NY? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on guy hits bank multiple times | 0 |
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| #23 - Yoooo that JohnnyPunchline guy is my friend's older brother | 01/04/2016 on /roast me's | 0 |
| #252 - I thought the busy house was her parents either being drug dea… | 01/03/2016 on Upper Class | 0 |
| #35 - Two parents both working two jobs? Let's say each parent isn't… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/02/2016 on Upper Class | +4 |
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anon (01/02/2016) [-] "Paula's house is full of people" would imply more than one kid. "dad, you're sick" the reason she dropped out and later asked for a loan. Not poking at you're argument just pointing out things in the comic. I thought the busy house was her parents either being drug dealers or her mom being single and prostituting, which didn't turn out to be the case. And no reference to any siblings, especially with helping her dad, makes me thing there weren't any other kids. And some Eezee loan or whichever it is, isn't going really loan enough money to significantly help pay for medical bills. The comic is kinda a mess with too many missing or implied details. And it's about privilege some how. Like, you don't exactly get to choose what kind of family you're born into. | ||
| #26 - Nah, they've got way to small of bodies, takes away a couple p… | 01/02/2016 on try this | 0 |
| #7 - I've met a few really cool girls on there, but because there i… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/31/2015 on Male v Female Online Dating | +1 |
| #4 - Check out OKC, and look at some of the girls. A lot of them co… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on Male v Female Online Dating | +6 |
| I've met a few really cool girls on there, but because there isn't anything forcing females to actually do any work (Like swiping to match with someone) it seems like they just kinda let their inboxes get flooded. | ||
| #30 - That's some messy as **** hair, not in the good way. It… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on Survey! Dream Girl Answers | 0 |
| Well yeah, duh. I just woke up in that picture. I hadn't done anything to it. But honestly, is hair that important to guys? Didn't know this. it depends on the guy, and on the hair in question. in this case i wouldn't care at all, your hair looks fine to me (as well as natural which is the most important thing). when it comes to hair just keep it natural, don't dye it in weird colors, comb it once in a while and obviously wash it. and a partial answer to your original comment: it's definitely not your face/hair/whatever, because like >>#33 said, it takes a certain type of person to like your characteristics, and that certain type of person might be an introverted average gamer himself, whom is probably afraid to talk to women anyways. btw i just noticed how young you look, maybe the guys around you are afraid to approach you because you look like a minor? how tall are you anyways? because if your <5'5" you might just look too young I'm 19, and yeah. I am a small person. 165cm. If I have to believe Google that is about 5'4' or something, I don't get feet. And yeah I know this. Really just posted this question because in the years I've been spending on internet I see posts talking about "guys wanting a gamer girlfriend" stuff like that and it just never seemed to work like that in real life. Never really expected any of these serious responses. ik kom er net pas achter dat je Nederlands bent, dus ik ga nu door in het Nederlands, praat makkelijker. maar ja, dit is funnyjunk, de mensen hier zijn redelijk serieus als het om onserieuze onderwerpen gaat, en precies het omgekeerde bij serieuzere onderwerpen. maak je btw niet zo heel erg druk, het ligt helemaal niet aan je uiterlijk. mensen van rond de 19 gaan vandaag de dag vaak alleen naar bars/cafés/clubs om iemand te ontmoeten. het is dan ook logisch dat je niemand hebt ontmoet als je daar zelden bent? of niet soms. en btw go to bed het is 01:50 Hello fellow nederlander Ik maak me ook niet super druk meer. Relatieshit komt nog wel. Zie wel wanneer. Nu gewoon lekker m'n leventje lijden. En lig al in bed hoor, en jij dan? Is voor jou ook 1:56. Ook naar bed dus! Oh party all night dus? Dat klinkt als een geweldige manier om je nacht door te brengen. Succes ermee, hoop dat je iig nog een beetje slaap kan krijgen! Goodnight Like all things, it depends on the person. Not everybody cares, but it's best to be prepared just in case. (maybe, I dunno. I personally don't give a crap) | ||
| #28 - Probs your hair [+] (11 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on Survey! Dream Girl Answers | 0 |
| That's some messy as fuck hair, not in the good way. It's crazy cat lady hair, at least from what I can see in the pic Well yeah, duh. I just woke up in that picture. I hadn't done anything to it. But honestly, is hair that important to guys? Didn't know this. it depends on the guy, and on the hair in question. in this case i wouldn't care at all, your hair looks fine to me (as well as natural which is the most important thing). when it comes to hair just keep it natural, don't dye it in weird colors, comb it once in a while and obviously wash it. and a partial answer to your original comment: it's definitely not your face/hair/whatever, because like >>#33 said, it takes a certain type of person to like your characteristics, and that certain type of person might be an introverted average gamer himself, whom is probably afraid to talk to women anyways. btw i just noticed how young you look, maybe the guys around you are afraid to approach you because you look like a minor? how tall are you anyways? because if your <5'5" you might just look too young I'm 19, and yeah. I am a small person. 165cm. If I have to believe Google that is about 5'4' or something, I don't get feet. And yeah I know this. Really just posted this question because in the years I've been spending on internet I see posts talking about "guys wanting a gamer girlfriend" stuff like that and it just never seemed to work like that in real life. Never really expected any of these serious responses. ik kom er net pas achter dat je Nederlands bent, dus ik ga nu door in het Nederlands, praat makkelijker. maar ja, dit is funnyjunk, de mensen hier zijn redelijk serieus als het om onserieuze onderwerpen gaat, en precies het omgekeerde bij serieuzere onderwerpen. maak je btw niet zo heel erg druk, het ligt helemaal niet aan je uiterlijk. mensen van rond de 19 gaan vandaag de dag vaak alleen naar bars/cafés/clubs om iemand te ontmoeten. het is dan ook logisch dat je niemand hebt ontmoet als je daar zelden bent? of niet soms. en btw go to bed het is 01:50 Hello fellow nederlander Ik maak me ook niet super druk meer. Relatieshit komt nog wel. Zie wel wanneer. Nu gewoon lekker m'n leventje lijden. En lig al in bed hoor, en jij dan? Is voor jou ook 1:56. Ook naar bed dus! Oh party all night dus? Dat klinkt als een geweldige manier om je nacht door te brengen. Succes ermee, hoop dat je iig nog een beetje slaap kan krijgen! Goodnight Like all things, it depends on the person. Not everybody cares, but it's best to be prepared just in case. (maybe, I dunno. I personally don't give a crap) | ||
| #24 - I was gonna ask, how's your face? [+] (14 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on Survey! Dream Girl Answers | 0 |
| That's some messy as fuck hair, not in the good way. It's crazy cat lady hair, at least from what I can see in the pic Well yeah, duh. I just woke up in that picture. I hadn't done anything to it. But honestly, is hair that important to guys? Didn't know this. it depends on the guy, and on the hair in question. in this case i wouldn't care at all, your hair looks fine to me (as well as natural which is the most important thing). when it comes to hair just keep it natural, don't dye it in weird colors, comb it once in a while and obviously wash it. and a partial answer to your original comment: it's definitely not your face/hair/whatever, because like >>#33 said, it takes a certain type of person to like your characteristics, and that certain type of person might be an introverted average gamer himself, whom is probably afraid to talk to women anyways. btw i just noticed how young you look, maybe the guys around you are afraid to approach you because you look like a minor? how tall are you anyways? because if your <5'5" you might just look too young I'm 19, and yeah. I am a small person. 165cm. If I have to believe Google that is about 5'4' or something, I don't get feet. And yeah I know this. Really just posted this question because in the years I've been spending on internet I see posts talking about "guys wanting a gamer girlfriend" stuff like that and it just never seemed to work like that in real life. Never really expected any of these serious responses. ik kom er net pas achter dat je Nederlands bent, dus ik ga nu door in het Nederlands, praat makkelijker. maar ja, dit is funnyjunk, de mensen hier zijn redelijk serieus als het om onserieuze onderwerpen gaat, en precies het omgekeerde bij serieuzere onderwerpen. maak je btw niet zo heel erg druk, het ligt helemaal niet aan je uiterlijk. mensen van rond de 19 gaan vandaag de dag vaak alleen naar bars/cafés/clubs om iemand te ontmoeten. het is dan ook logisch dat je niemand hebt ontmoet als je daar zelden bent? of niet soms. en btw go to bed het is 01:50 Hello fellow nederlander Ik maak me ook niet super druk meer. Relatieshit komt nog wel. Zie wel wanneer. Nu gewoon lekker m'n leventje lijden. En lig al in bed hoor, en jij dan? Is voor jou ook 1:56. Ook naar bed dus! Oh party all night dus? Dat klinkt als een geweldige manier om je nacht door te brengen. Succes ermee, hoop dat je iig nog een beetje slaap kan krijgen! Goodnight Like all things, it depends on the person. Not everybody cares, but it's best to be prepared just in case. (maybe, I dunno. I personally don't give a crap) | ||
