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Date Signed Up:6/24/2013
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#533 - **nikolaier used "*roll 3, 1-20*"** **nikolaier rolls 20** …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +2
User avatar #580 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you crit for 23 damage.
"You charge for the monster, screaming with your sword at the ready, suddenly the wizard in your group casts an enlargement spell, increasing the sword by one size, you can still carry it, but it drags along the ground while you run at top speed. You bring your sword up to meet the enemy and in one giant swipe, you tear through the enemy's body like it was paper, the force of the swing makes you do a full spin and the sword returns to its normal size. All enemies within 6 spaces are frozen in fear for one round."
User avatar #589 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 08**
I roll for bluff
"Join us now or we will hunt you down like cats hunt light crystals!"
User avatar #608 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
"Your bluff fails, but it's evident the enemies are too weak to be of any use to you, or even to be of any concern. Your group wipes them out completely. "
User avatar #619 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
"Well folks, lets at least give these guys a proper grave."
User avatar #637 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls 06**
**redstonealchemist rolls 12** it takes this long to either bury them or cremate them. roll for knowledge religion
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#68 - we found the vegan, good job sobir 12/13/2014 on Star Trek +2
#70 - Picture 12/13/2014 on time to oil up 0
#7 - I don't know what he did to you, can you or one of your family… 12/12/2014 on Centaurs and Personal Hygiene +1
#25 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Shocking Footage of ISIS... 0
#19 - Picture 12/12/2014 on fish 0
#59 - Star Citizen seems interesting. Thanks for the tip, i'l watch … 12/12/2014 on GTA V 0
#23 - A scene from the German movie which has an English trans…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Exorcist +1
User avatar #29 - savageoro (12/13/2014) [-]
The book sries is awesome too
#33 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Empty Space +1
#19 - And hop, hop.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Exorcist +2
#22 - rollfourexplain (12/12/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,809**

What... What is that?
User avatar #23 - nikolaier (12/12/2014) [-]
A scene from the German movie which has an English translation available Felidae which is based on the book Felidae which is also from Germany.
Here is a link if you want to watch it www.veoh.com/watch/v14787403pXg86y6x?h1=Felidae+ (English+Dub)
Its quite good, but also somewhat morbid. Also, it took longer than normal for the movie to receive an appropriate rating because every cartoon was seen as child friendly when it was released.
User avatar #29 - savageoro (12/13/2014) [-]
The book sries is awesome too
#77 - nah, you have to burn the wound to close it, if it stay open t… 12/12/2014 on how to get 9000 thumbs in... 0
#6 - i once saw a skilled widowmaker engie 8 people dead within…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Weapon Creator 0
#11 - aejann (12/11/2014) [-]
*googles Widowmaker stats*

Fires 10 pellets per shot, with base damage of 6 per pellet with a ramp-up/fall off deviation of 3 damage. Firing rate of one shot every 0.625 seconds.

That means, at point blank range, the Widowmaker deals 133-150 damage per second.

If you see a Widowmaker, run.
#4 - me and my friend actually had the idea for such a medigun when…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Weapon Creator 0
#5 - aejann (12/11/2014) [-]
Well, my gun would provide the Engie with 10 metal per second, which is the overall rate of an empty Level 2 Dispenser. As for the UberCharge, I think it's fair to let the Engie build whatever he wants for 8 seconds. Or murder everything with the Widowmaker/Short Circuit...

Yeah, Medics with my gun would need to be classified as Dispensers, so the Short Circuit couldn't be abused. As for the Widowmaker, a player with good aim can already have infinite shots with it, so that's not much of a problem.
User avatar #6 - nikolaier (12/11/2014) [-]
i once saw a skilled widowmaker engie
8 people dead within 13 shots and the weapon doesnt need to reload
that things scary mate
#11 - aejann (12/11/2014) [-]
*googles Widowmaker stats*

Fires 10 pellets per shot, with base damage of 6 per pellet with a ramp-up/fall off deviation of 3 damage. Firing rate of one shot every 0.625 seconds.

That means, at point blank range, the Widowmaker deals 133-150 damage per second.

If you see a Widowmaker, run.
#5 - you glorius asshole 12/11/2014 on Serious Problems 0
#6 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Oops, I did it again. +1
#13 - i actually remember your name you where that guy with the …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Carlos plays the knife game +2
User avatar #19 - roooledoulf (12/11/2014) [-]
actually longer than that

This was about 3-4 years ago
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#13 - Picture 12/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#25 - this was more depressing than what i expected 12/11/2014 on Ultimate Feels +1
#15 - and when he dies he realizes, he is the only person in heaven 12/11/2014 on WinRar +1
#23 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Phanact or Joshlol? Omegle... +2
#24 - willys (12/11/2014) [-]
Well she logged in once 5 years ago and never came back.

Must be a faggot.
#34 - alecmason (12/11/2014) [-]
The one that escaped..... Why can't I escape?
#14 - you're a special case 12/11/2014 on The UK right now +1
#12 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Hogwart's First Black Witch +3
#20 - Revolver Ocelot  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on OK +7
#21 - superblade (12/11/2014) [-]
He look it my content
User avatar #29 - popkornking (12/11/2014) [-]
>Posting that on a non-revolver ocelot account
vikingofdissaproval.jpg
#23 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
Your repost*
#3 - I have seen the comic this originated from.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on On the Third Day he Rose... 0
#4 - cactaur (12/11/2014) [-]
#38 - A warm and hairy embrace in a cold night? 12/10/2014 on Don't fuck with the IRS 0
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#5 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
User avatar #6 to #5 - nikolaier (12/05/2014) [-]
Damn, its almost like the original, great job.
#7 to #6 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
User avatar #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I recommend you start with an easier system. www.d20pfsrd.com/ has everything you need for pathfinder.
for character sheets I use www.myth-weavers.com/
and to play online, use www.roll20.net/

I'm available for questions whenever you like
User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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