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nikolaier

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Date Signed Up:6/24/2013
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1323
Highest Content Rank:#5755
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Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 305 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Total Comments Made:3462
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#30 - **nikolaier rolls 332,352,844** my hope is to be a guy who w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on I've joined the club 0
User avatar #101 - maxismahname (12/04/2014) [-]
You're not gonna get quints if you roll 9
#25 - i was just there a minute ago, dammit  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on profile pics +8
#142 - doubting (12/04/2014) [-]
Goddammit, this music has become pavlovian to me at this point, if I made it my ringtone I'd frost the cake every time my mom called
#3 - A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father. …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Here a touching story +395
User avatar #81 - nikolaier (12/04/2014) [-]
Id like to take a moment to thank applescryatnight for creating this story.
As well as getting this comment into the top 6 comments this day.
#82 - applescryatnight (12/04/2014) [-]
<3 thanks for remembering me
User avatar #80 - vishnarg (12/04/2014) [-]
This needs to go in the running for comment of the year.
#65 - kikx (12/04/2014) [-]
Beautiful
#56 - blackmanrollipolli (12/04/2014) [-]
my grandpa does nothing but tell jokes, the home depot employees know him and actually attempt to elude him when he goes in because he'll tell them 50 jokes.
User avatar #37 - akhar (12/04/2014) [-]
Whenever I see silly stories like this I pretend they're really touching and my body is like "k." and I get goosebumps and my eyes start to water.
User avatar #25 - dasbrot (12/04/2014) [-]
I would like to see a comic version of this plz.
User avatar #24 - subaqueousreach (12/04/2014) [-]
I like your comment, but "tears streaming down his eyes" is bugging the shit out of me.

It's either "from his eyes" or "down his cheeks". What you've created is some sort of twisted amalgamation of the two and frankly it disgusts me.
#52 - tranminh (12/04/2014) [-]
dat imagery
User avatar #35 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/04/2014) [-]
Reminds me of *unzips dick*.
User avatar #55 - gohex (12/04/2014) [-]
This crippled me with laughter. too good.
#6 - Picture 12/03/2014 on What does the... 0
#43 - il buy 4 mrskeletonman  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on SJWhat now? +2
#57 - mrskeletonman (12/03/2014) [-]
I, mrskeletonman, am not for sale you know.
#8 - Comment deleted 12/03/2014 on Tumblr 0
#12 - Picture 12/03/2014 on The beard of the year +8
#15 - just wait for legacy of the void release  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on It wins 0
User avatar #16 - drsmall (12/03/2014) [-]
Just hope the game isn't dead by the time it's out :/
#13 - this is the advertisement i had before the video 12/03/2014 on cakephone 0
#26 - you will forget it and then years after that remember it durin… 12/03/2014 on When you wake up the next day +1
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Poor Wooper +11
#39 - wutda (12/04/2014) [-]
#18 - marshallbowdrie (12/03/2014) [-]
fukinsaved.jpg
#19 - one of the best villain song i know  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on damm you HEUGH! +25
User avatar #138 - captainyoshi (12/04/2014) [-]
Keith Davids singing voice is a gem
#35 - I'm too lazy to get my old desktop background back 12/03/2014 on Desktop background 0
#66 - **nikolaier rolled image ** I didn't expect you to respond, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Why I created a username +2
#67 - drewilking (12/03/2014) [-]
im not a dick
#21 - her eyes moved 9/10 12/03/2014 on Owl are kinda scary 0
#20 - yfw 12/03/2014 on Three pics, thats it. +3
#101 - Picture 12/03/2014 on You like this? I like this 0
#80 - this is not 12/03/2014 on The perfect plan +13
#181 - thats surprisingly great 12/03/2014 on What's the name of the song? 0
#56 - show us what they are  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Why I created a username +1
#66 - nikolaier (12/03/2014) [-]
**nikolaier rolled image** I didn't expect you to respond, thanks.
#67 - drewilking (12/03/2014) [-]
im not a dick
#143 - this has been on my wishlist for about a year now 12/03/2014 on What would really break the... 0
#4 - i just found this 12/02/2014 on star balls +3
#128 - i found a book that will help every father 12/02/2014 on Useful websites 0
#376 - i love the comment section and its weak stomach  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on PONY CUM JAR PROJECT 0
#394 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
now picture yourself smelling boiled cum, drinking it, gulping it all down as it bubbles in the back of your throat.
#36 - but shes a really bad cook 12/01/2014 on NEW CHAPTER ALERT 0

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#5 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
[insert staples button] &quot;That was Easy&quot;
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
User avatar #6 to #5 - nikolaier ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Damn, its almost like the original, great job.
#7 to #6 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
User avatar #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I recommend you start with an easier system. www.d20pfsrd.com/ has everything you need for pathfinder.
for character sheets I use www.myth-weavers.com/
and to play online, use www.roll20.net/

I'm available for questions whenever you like
User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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