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nikolaier

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Date Signed Up:6/24/2013
Last Login:5/23/2015
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#353 - i want to see user roll roll user roll  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Best Pokeroll so far +1
User avatar #357 - boomerpyro (12/14/2014) [-]
i wasn't making a tongue twister, there is an user called user and an user called roll
User avatar #369 - brcstar (12/14/2014) [-]
I know User is active, but is roll?
#370 - rollfourexplain (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 4*

Roll is certainly active. I sometimes sommon him when my rolls don't work.
Like right now.
#16 - I have something that might interest you. 12/13/2014 on get fuckin juked +1
#11 - **** doesn't grow on threes. Wait, it does. How com… 12/13/2014 on It's already too late! +3
#202 - **nikolaier used "*roll 6, LOL*"** **nikolaier rolls Sona**… 12/13/2014 on even more roll types 0
#30 - hes a side character, not the guy the movie is focused on 12/13/2014 on Winner of the Darwin Award 0
#14 - The only movie about a black guy with superpowers I know is Hancock.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Winner of the Darwin Award +5
#22 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/13/2014) [-]
I am so disappointed in you....
User avatar #30 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
hes a side character, not the guy the movie is focused on
User avatar #19 - derpthefifth (12/13/2014) [-]
Also, meteor man motherfucker... Oh and static shock kinda maybe counts? Although idont think he ever got a movie. Also black green lantern?
#38 - Picture 12/13/2014 on NSFW - GORE 0
#12 - I just found out there is a movie called "A Fire in The Sky"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Hugleikur Dagson 0
User avatar #20 - slothboner (12/13/2014) [-]
I just found out you are a fucking faggot who gargles on your moms gooch hairs every night. You fucking cunt.
#23 - impaledsandwich (12/13/2014) [-]
#208 - With the classes Pokemon trainer, breeder, coordinator, ranger…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on what if you could make an RPG? +2
#309 - gerfox (12/13/2014) [-]
Rocket goon, or some other affiliation, shouldn't be a class tho - but rather a choice. Like Stormcloak/Empire in Skyrim
#285 - apurpleliger (12/13/2014) [-]
I don't know how much I'd like classes to factor into a Pokemon game. I wouldn't want to be limited to following the class's design, like in some RPG's. If the classes just give boosts, that'd be okay. Like a Breeder could get a default +10 to all IV's when breeding, or if a Pokemon Collector got a catch rate boost. That would be cool.
#665 - Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person. 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +2
#651 - I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#644 - **nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"** **nikolaier rolls 09**  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#619 - "Well folks, lets at least give these guys a proper grave."  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #637 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls 06**
**redstonealchemist rolls 12** it takes this long to either bury them or cremate them. roll for knowledge religion
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#82 - This reminds me, I should play more Warframe.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Pregnant Ferret 0
User avatar #87 - princeofbrokensoul (12/13/2014) [-]
darvos back made me so happy
#589 - **nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"** **nikolaier rolls 08** …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +1
User avatar #608 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
"Your bluff fails, but it's evident the enemies are too weak to be of any use to you, or even to be of any concern. Your group wipes them out completely. "
User avatar #619 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
"Well folks, lets at least give these guys a proper grave."
User avatar #637 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls 06**
**redstonealchemist rolls 12** it takes this long to either bury them or cremate them. roll for knowledge religion
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#24 - Picture 12/13/2014 on The pirate bay +22
#197 - I'd create an SFM movie that's actually movie length. 12/13/2014 on what if you could make an RPG? 0
#196 - Meh, didn't interest me nearly as long as CoC  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on what if you could make an RPG? +10
User avatar #345 - demented (12/13/2014) [-]
TiTS feels more spread out in it's gameplay you can't just hope from scene to scene as fast and you know what I'm okay with that because I'm really digging these scenes so far. I'd say let it get fleshed out a bit more and I'll really love it like CoC.
I'm a backer
User avatar #418 - animationhac (12/13/2014) [-]
TITS doesn't interest me as much as CoC because fantasy is more captivating than scifi. I think a lot of the player base is the same way though.
User avatar #443 - demented (12/13/2014) [-]
yeah I feel ya
#533 - **nikolaier used "*roll 3, 1-20*"** **nikolaier rolls 20** …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 +2
User avatar #580 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you crit for 23 damage.
"You charge for the monster, screaming with your sword at the ready, suddenly the wizard in your group casts an enlargement spell, increasing the sword by one size, you can still carry it, but it drags along the ground while you run at top speed. You bring your sword up to meet the enemy and in one giant swipe, you tear through the enemy's body like it was paper, the force of the swing makes you do a full spin and the sword returns to its normal size. All enemies within 6 spaces are frozen in fear for one round."
User avatar #589 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 08**
I roll for bluff
"Join us now or we will hunt you down like cats hunt light crystals!"
User avatar #608 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
"Your bluff fails, but it's evident the enemies are too weak to be of any use to you, or even to be of any concern. Your group wipes them out completely. "
User avatar #619 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
"Well folks, lets at least give these guys a proper grave."
User avatar #637 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
**redstonealchemist used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
**redstonealchemist rolls 06**
**redstonealchemist rolls 12** it takes this long to either bury them or cremate them. roll for knowledge religion
User avatar #644 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
**nikolaier used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**nikolaier rolls 09**
User avatar #648 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
you can tell that they don't really care about ceremony, but you don't know how they dispose of their dead
User avatar #651 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
I decide to bury them and lay a seed of a native fruit into their mouth so no matter how good or bad they where in life, they will be good in death.
User avatar #658 - redstonealchemist (12/13/2014) [-]
You won The Game. or lost, whatever.
User avatar #665 - nikolaier (12/13/2014) [-]
Thanks for entertaining me this long, you are a nice person.
#68 - we found the vegan, good job sobir 12/13/2014 on Star Trek +2
#70 - Picture 12/13/2014 on time to oil up 0
#7 - I don't know what he did to you, can you or one of your family… 12/12/2014 on Centaurs and Personal Hygiene +1
#25 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Shocking Footage of ISIS... 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on fish 0
#43 - anonymous (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm still waiting asshole!
User avatar #44 - nikolaier (02/09/2015) [-]
Screaming fish! Wait for it... if you actually came back, here it is
#42 - anonymous (02/09/2015) [-]
I need sauce to that vid

don't ask why
#59 - Star Citizen seems interesting. Thanks for the tip, i'l watch … 12/12/2014 on GTA V 0

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#5 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
User avatar #6 to #5 - nikolaier ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Damn, its almost like the original, great job.
#7 to #6 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
User avatar #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I recommend you start with an easier system. www.d20pfsrd.com/ has everything you need for pathfinder.
for character sheets I use www.myth-weavers.com/
and to play online, use www.roll20.net/

I'm available for questions whenever you like
User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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