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#16 - **nikolaier rolled image ** 06/12/2014 on nice roll 0
#9 - i want green tentacle to be in the new smash 06/12/2014 on videogames channel & E3 0
#29 - for those curios guys  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Where are they now?... +1
#42 - yodaddysofat (06/12/2014) [-]
I just HAD to click that, didn't I?
#74 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
What was it?? I'm scared
#14 - come on, let it go already 06/12/2014 on honest advice +1
#9 - at least they now have new hardware 06/11/2014 on Cannot unsee... +1
#9 - **nikolaier rolled image ** 06/11/2014 on where will you be when... 0
#9 - NI! 06/11/2014 on c4 +6
#165 - i will now do custom additions like circles and triangles with… 06/10/2014 on Mind Blown 0
#25 - i saw some gore clop art went back to normal porn for a few days  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on sponk +1
#29 - chipacobra (06/09/2014) [-]
not even a clopper, accidentally found a gore clop artist, fuuuuuck i lost my boner so fast
#27 - its been a while since a first saw it 06/09/2014 on Dicknutt 0
#94 - This is also the explanation to why a good story with some sex… 06/09/2014 on Why Clopping Is Okay +1
#66 - SELLING SQUARES: 25c PER PIECE  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Mind Blown +19
#123 - pyrothermal (06/09/2014) [-]
c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c

square pls
#165 - nikolaier (06/10/2014) [-]
i will now do custom additions like circles and triangles within the square for 5 additional c per shape
User avatar #119 - pastamaster (06/09/2014) [-]
They'll be worth more when you're dead.
User avatar #116 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/09/2014) [-]
Nigga if your name was Pablo Pifappo you'll get 10 million for that shit
#88 - a link for all of you to see this wonderful creation 06/09/2014 on Worth the ban +8
#297 - >Be me few years ago >Picked up Civ 5 in a random st…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Civ 5 0
User avatar #299 - instalation (06/09/2014) [-]
Yes.. I admit it. Steam was upon me. Not my proudest moment.
#57 - its so small even the click and drag option wont work  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on comment comp three +5
#149 - shadowrated (06/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #109 - comexx (06/09/2014) [-]
Even if you zoom in 250%
#5 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Steam reviews part 3 0
#25 - Picture 06/07/2014 on Hat simulator 0
#1206 - **nikolaier rolls 627,712,163** 06/07/2014 on Highest roll gets red... 0
#4 - Would you kindly post your first shiny, as well as a few words…  [+] (59 new replies) 06/07/2014 on i'm with the ass +13
#94 - sketchE (06/08/2014) [-]
its the gen 3 image but i caught it in silver walking around mt silver and just found him. saw he was slightly different so i caught him even though i just caught one before hand
#88 - lifesavers (06/07/2014) [-]
Shiny Clamperl. I had no idea it was shiny, but the sparkly intro made me think it gave me something special for either catching or defeating it. Luckily, my stupid kid brain was at least smart enough to catch it. A few days later, I found a shiny Skarmory. I only had two Pokeballs on me and, surprise, I wasn't lucky enough to bag it. Urgh. I lost it when I misplaced my Emerald version in some resort in Texas.
#86 - delio (06/07/2014) [-]
mine was a kakuna. It was shit but my first. I had actually just got my starter and my 5 poke balls. Took me all 5 to get. Truly a good day.
#83 - oneupforme (06/07/2014) [-]
Playing through Platinum in the haunted mansion. Snagged a couple of ghosts and such and use a repel. Was almost to the door when the repel wore off. I probably said something along the lines of "God Damn it" when it showed a random encounter. As soon as it appeared, I practically flipped shit. It was the first Shiny I ever found that wasn't the Gyrados from Lake of Rage. I kept that Ghastly with me until I got it to a Gengar. I was a little sad since Gengar's shiny isn't that much different from the original. Then Mega Gengar happened. Suffice to say, I was pretty happy.
#81 - whtkid (06/07/2014) [-]
My first was an Onix that I got from Rock Smashing looking for Old Amber to get Aerodactyl, and promptly evolved him into Steelix. Guy knows how to take hits
#77 - burdenedsoul (06/07/2014) [-]
caught this guy in fire red on my phone's emulator

evolved it now i have a shiny fearow
#75 - darkangeloffire (06/07/2014) [-]
I got this little guy in Emerald on my whatever-th playthrough. Lemme tell you I was ecstatic as fuck when I saw those sparkles. He's now a Shiny Ludicolo and sitting nicely in my Soul Silver.
User avatar #74 - syluxsc (06/07/2014) [-]
My younger brother and I played on a Leaf green together.
while he was fishing he found a shiny magicarp, so in leaf green non storyline we had the most famous type of shiny...
A red Gyrados.
#73 - salixth (06/07/2014) [-]
My first shiny that I saw what a shiny seaking in the emerald safari zone. I didn't know what a shiny was back then, but it sparkled, enough for me back then. However after I threw the first pokeball it just fled. My tiny heart broke and turned the gameboy off in anger. I later caugth a shiny seaking in Y, but it just didn't feel the same way.

My first shiny that I caught was a shiny Mienfoo in Y, which had a crappy nature. Still love it though.

#72 - nintendohero (06/07/2014) [-]
Surfing behind Cerulean Gym in LeafGreen, suddenly see a yellow Krabby pop up. It looked pretty so I caught it. I didn't know what shiny Pokemon were back then, so I just thought it was pretty looking. She's a green Kingler now.
User avatar #69 - qtipthegreat (06/07/2014) [-]
It took me 4000ish resets to get my shiney Rayquaza, have him even today since emerald
#66 - theepicduckfrog (06/07/2014) [-]
My first was a Shiny floatzel, I hate floatzel, its gross
#63 - timeaftertime (06/07/2014) [-]
Shiny Chansey. Whats the chances of that?
#61 - blackmore (06/07/2014) [-]
I got a Mewoth....I don't even like mewoth....
User avatar #60 - lordxdanswich (06/07/2014) [-]
I got quite a lot of shinies in my time, including all the hoenn starters (Can't wait to see shiny mega Sceptile and Swampert) but my first ever was a shiny hoothoot back in crystal, I can't remember if it was before mr pokemon or not but the crystal eventually died so I'd have lost it anyway. The next shiny after that was a shiny Ponyta in leaf green while I was drinking some water, Almost choked myself. Recovered and caught it. Then I lost it and about 20 others shinies (including my own shiny Rayquaza) when my Pokemon Diamond had a fit and died.
#59 - xestrial (06/07/2014) [-]
My first shiny was a Shuppet on my 4th or 5th play through of Emerald on my way to Lilycove, I remember being happy to finally have shiny. I transferred him to my file on Y to be part of my small collection.
#58 - captainyoshi (06/07/2014) [-]
Ive never found a Shiny before X/Y Other than the Red gyarados... I caught this fucker on my way to catch Articuno in X version... I was rather happy. I found a Shiny Cubchoo later that day but it fainted
User avatar #90 - articuno (06/08/2014) [-]
Glad I could share this you.
#91 - captainyoshi (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #92 - articuno (06/08/2014) [-]
Sound like me.
#93 - captainyoshi (06/08/2014) [-]
Articuno was the most annoying legendary to catch in my entire Pokemon career.
It didn't help that my false swiper was a Marowak and thus was not only weak to Ice but also unable to hit it with most of its other attacks
#56 - woodizeeman (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - woodizeeman (06/07/2014) [-]
My very first shiny, in emerald.
#55 - supremetaco (06/07/2014) [-]
I love this guy
#54 - TommyG (06/07/2014) [-]
I've played pokemon since Red and Blue and never gotten a shiny until Gen 5. Look at this beautiful fucker
#52 - tormain (06/07/2014) [-]
I walked into the team magma base at the foot of the volcano and there he was, that glorious bastard. But for some reason I can't remember I had to delete that save file. Caught a shiny Carvanha after that but it just wasn't the same.
If I ever did encounter a shiny in Blue or Crystal then I didn't know it because I didn't know they existed back then.
#51 - hotdogs (06/07/2014) [-]
Caught this guy in Ruby, and didn't have any idea why it was shiny. A year later, I red on the internet about shiny, and go grab it out of the box.
#48 - beardyraptor (06/07/2014) [-]
I was on my way to capture the red Gyarados and on the way there I found Raikou which I just barely managed to catch it. after I caught the red Gyarados I went to explore a bit more and found the shiny Girafarig, I caught it and like 5 minutes later my batteries died before i saved, haven't found any shinys since.
#47 - andyhuber (06/07/2014) [-]
didnt know why it was blue at first.. but kept it anyways
#42 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
My first shiny was a red Gyrados.... yep, that one

My first non-storyline shiny was a shiny latios. I got it over a trade, but I don't remember the trade at all. It was either in the late days of gen III or the early days of gen IV.

The first shiny I ever caught was a shiny Quilladin from the friend safari. It even showed up with its hidden ability, outstanding stats (though poor nature), and it was female. Of course, even if it had been the most subpar, useless thing ever, I was still putting that in my party.

Since then, I've gotten lucky with breeding and trades a few more times. I like Gen 6
User avatar #43 - belikea (06/07/2014) [-]
I hate forgetting to log in

If anyone's curious, my "luck" was a shiny Togepi. Most disappointing shiny ever
User avatar #41 - luxray (06/07/2014) [-]
Zubat. Leaf Gree.n. Wish I'd kept the game with Crobat... then went on to find a shiny Golbat in SS so it worked out. after that it went liepard, purrloin, then two ponyta. The ponyta were within an hour of each other.
#38 - flutterway (06/07/2014) [-]
Shiny Mightyena in Pokemon Emerald. I killed it.
#35 - dansanz (06/07/2014) [-]
Shiny Jirachi.

I bugged the hell out of my mom to get me that Pokemon Coliseum with the extra disc, and I finally got it one day. I was so happy. I didn't play Coliseum at all until a month later- I was too busy with Jirachi. I would raise it and then get all the way to those twin Psychic leaders in Sapphire, and then they would wreck my shit because I was doubled with Blaziken. I would play it and then go backwards, delete it all and play it again.

I lost the disc in a move to a different city, and I kept the current Jirachi for about 3 years, until it turned out that I my mom had just kept the disc for safekeeping. My Sapphire got lost after that and I had to buy a new one and use it for the whole GBA-DS transfer when they allowed that.

2 years after that, the disc cracked. I wanted one last time with WISHMKR, so I tried it again and it was shiny. I kept the disc in a little safe I bought after that and I used that Jirachi until time had passed. I transferred it into Black after the whole PokeTransfer incident and then I went to X with it. Now we do a few contests and that's it, he's still my special baby.
#30 - pim (06/07/2014) [-]
this glorius motherfucker
User avatar #28 - sociocat (06/07/2014) [-]
my first and only was a psyduck that was blue it was not a goldduck im not stupid and i was trying to quickly go somewhere so i pressed run befor i realised it was a shiny
#25 - homodachi (06/07/2014) [-]
My first and only legit shiny was a shiny pidgey lvl 7. I was playing pokemon leafgreen and I had another pidgey but as soon as I got the shiny one I replaced him.
Oh well. I had a pretty badass pidgeot by the end of the game.
#24 - ayumu (06/07/2014) [-]
Shiny Onix. He's a steelix now, I named him Darrow for reasons i wish i could remember and understand.

Was just training some pokes in victory road, and then bada bing bada boom, he shows up.
#23 - slend (06/07/2014) [-]
Shiny Hydreigon, first shiny I have ever had.
Okay, technically it was a Zweilous but I don't have images for that.
Anyway, playing yellow and all following games all the way to X/Y I found this little sucker in the Victory road as I was training my charizard. I only noticed after I already used a move and took a breath of relief as I saw the Zweilous survive with 2% HP. Three ultra balls and kapoof, I got myself a shiny Zweilous. He had a good nature and ended up as a powerful asset in my team.
#21 - arkanios (06/07/2014) [-]
I once found a shiny Psyduck while in a safari zone, but I can't remember if it was in Leafgreen or Firered.

Yeah I caught it, but during the time I was screwing around with a Gameshark in the Gameboy, and I thought that the Psyduck's blue color meant that the game was fucking up and that it would fry itself if I continued playing the game with a corrupted Pokemon in my save. So I turned it off and felt a bit relieved when I found a normal Psyduck later on in the Safari zone.

Still feel pretty pissed off about it.
#20 - ullonei (06/07/2014) [-]
I feelt raped

still got it tho, as a grim reminder of that my first shiny will forever be a fucking fish.
#19 - linear (06/07/2014) [-]
I had seen a shiny abra, but it teleported away

Then I got a shiny lilipup, Nidorino, and just found a shiny Mime Jr last week
User avatar #12 - xanderpetty (06/07/2014) [-]
Magikarp, which I evolved and everyone thought i got it from Lake of Rage
#9 - sexyhimself (06/07/2014) [-]
quite the fun story really.

It was the first time I ever played Pokemon ever in my whole life, I was playing on a friend of mines Emerald on his save and was walking around some cave (I don't remember which this was years ago) and I met a shiny Aron, and I was all "woah THIS one have RED eyes" and my friend was all "DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!! catch it whatever it takes!!!" and like a idiot I used the Masterball to catch it (it was probably like lvl 15 or something) and my friend was super pissed when he found out. fun times, fun times.
#8 - axeleo (06/07/2014) [-]
had no idea what a shiny was or why this numel was blue, i was less than 10 years old and was scared that when i evolved it it wouldnt be weird colored anymore, got a hella bad ass Black Camerupt
User avatar #7 - Sethorein (06/07/2014) [-]
Never got a shiny...
#31 - saturated (06/07/2014) [-]
I know that feel

I played through hundreds of hours of different pokemon games but never got a shiny

User avatar #32 - Sethorein (06/07/2014) [-]
It's okay. I don't need any shines. My pokes were plenty good just as they were.
User avatar #6 - gothictomato (06/07/2014) [-]
You know that starly you have to fight at the start in pokemon platinum, that was my first shiny. But as you all know you cant catch that little son of a bitch.
#5 - infinitereaper (06/07/2014) [-]
My first shiny was this moutherfucker.
But I loved him. I used a cheatshark thing to level him up to lvl 100 with rare candies.
Didn't evolve into crobat until level 90 something. Lost the shiny on a later date.
User avatar #33 - Sethorein (06/07/2014) [-]
You N lose your shiny?
User avatar #10 - sexyhimself (06/07/2014) [-]
that's waht you get for cheating-
User avatar #11 - infinitereaper (06/07/2014) [-]
It didn't bother me too much, all of my shinies now though are 100% legit.
Shiny female lucario, shiny beldum, etc. and I love them.
User avatar #13 - sexyhimself (06/07/2014) [-]
I only ever got one shiny.
User avatar #14 - infinitereaper (06/07/2014) [-]
I work for mine, mostly through chaining or breeding. Lucario was a miracle. She's adamant too.
User avatar #15 - sexyhimself (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't know much about the whole breeding and EV's and IV's and all that so I'm guessing it's a good.
User avatar #16 - infinitereaper (06/07/2014) [-]
She's not perfect but she is mine so I'm happy. Not sure how she will be in next gen though, I know nothing about mega evolutions.
User avatar #17 - sexyhimself (06/07/2014) [-]
I think they all they do is boost some stats and make them look super badass.

Especially Aerodactyle holy shit is he awesome.
User avatar #44 - dansanz (06/07/2014) [-]
Some boost stats, others give a few weird abilities.
I know Kangaskhan sends her baby out and whatever move you use counts for two hits.
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User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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