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Date Signed Up:6/24/2013
Last Login:9/21/2014
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#15 - People told me its sick, i was pretty much unfazed by it. Anim…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Shit. +2
#30 - 4chan refugee (08/25/2014) [-]
Well you don't have to be personally scarred by it to call it sick. The notion of chopping a whole bunch of innocent children's tongues out, ripping out one kid's eyeball, and sawing off the upper portion of another kid's head isn't slightly twisted. Because again, even if seeing it doesn't faze you, the mere idea of such actions should. Unless you lack the imagination and perhaps empathy to do so I suppose.
User avatar #31 - nikolaier (08/25/2014) [-]
Its the animation that ruins gore for me. I don't know why, but as long as its animated, it wont do much to me. Life action is another thing entirely for tough. I think once you see something enough, it just wont work as well anymore.
User avatar #39 - Lilstow (08/25/2014) [-]
it's called being desensitized.
#3 - hi levvy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Be A Mann 0
User avatar #4 - levvy (08/25/2014) [-]
#141 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Comment and you win +1
#606 - toxicsauce (08/23/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Gentlebot Hell +85
User avatar #23 - keltainenlumi (08/23/2014) [-]
Dat fempyro ass.
#10 - doblade (08/23/2014) [-]
#13 - yes, you just have to use the right words, for example, you ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Titled 0
#15 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
Yay I took a shit.. what am I doing with my life..
User avatar #14 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
I forgot to take my pants off.....
#10 - its harder than you think, here is a hyper realistic simulator  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Titled +2
User avatar #12 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
can you even win?
User avatar #13 - nikolaier (08/23/2014) [-]
yes, you just have to use the right words, for example, you cant push a door that opens in the other direction
#15 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
Yay I took a shit.. what am I doing with my life..
User avatar #14 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
I forgot to take my pants off.....
#47 - The greater good. 08/23/2014 on Ignore this post 0
#9 - you did well 08/23/2014 on Gaben hugs his son +5
#2040 - **nikolaier rolls 205,801,380** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#21 - if you only want the specific pic, here 08/23/2014 on german sushi +3
#67 - since when? no really, since when are they legal?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Canada -2
#68 - 4chan refugee (08/23/2014) [-]
i know some places have kinder eggs, but here in my town they dont have them. they have a another version, same chocolate and toys inside though. if the kinder egg company wanted to they could bring them into all stores.
#115 - never change funnyjunk 08/23/2014 on The dong says privilege +1
#9 - Canada, losing in hockey?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on soory +7
User avatar #51 - mrselfdestruct (08/22/2014) [-]
It is possible.
In the last 5 years, the Stanley Cup champion were:
2014: LA Kings
2013: Chicago Blackhawks
2012: LA Kings
2011: Boston Bruins
2010: Chicago Blackhawks

Last Canadian team to be Stanley Cup champion was the Montreal Canadiens in 1993.

But, if you look carefully, a lot of the players on the US teams are draftees from Canada.
which is why Canada wins the Winter Olympics, because the Canadian players play for Canada.

TL;DR Canadian hockey players are really good, but a lot don't play for Canadian teams.
User avatar #47 - superblade (08/22/2014) [-]
Canadien montreal
#107 - Rayquaza in my second playtroug of emerald. 08/21/2014 on What was your first shiny... 0
#41 - assuming the bull eye is 50, otherwise not  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #54 - chuckbob (08/21/2014) [-]
I know it is, I was just saying for sake of explanation
#40 - triple twenty is the best thing to hit tough  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on PC Master Race 0
User avatar #41 - nikolaier (08/21/2014) [-]
assuming the bull eye is 50, otherwise not
User avatar #54 - chuckbob (08/21/2014) [-]
I know it is, I was just saying for sake of explanation
#23 - throwing someone a sack of **** in the face aint … 08/21/2014 on Next Level Trolling +1
#9 - shackles with todays technology should work just fine 08/21/2014 on its a good idea 0
#6 - it aint, its malware, had it myself once 08/21/2014 on fucking preist 0
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Bronies +1
#36 - kiaserzerg (08/21/2014) [-]
a-10 master race bitch. but i like your enthusiasm.
#32 - **nikolaier rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on 4chan +9
User avatar #42 - lirfy (08/21/2014) [-]
too bad he lost all of his alchemy in the end
User avatar #45 - theblackhorntail (08/21/2014) [-]
But he has a badass automail leg so that's something.
#13 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2014 on U-tan showcase +9
#35 - bakinboy (08/21/2014) [-]
#32 - reptilec (08/21/2014) [-]
Mayhem/Lapfox
#22 - antideadra (08/21/2014) [-]
we all want to say yes
#28 - 4chan refugee (08/21/2014) [-]
Attention whoring like a pro.
User avatar #17 - ryuggu (08/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #19 - suddenlyhats (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #20 - ryuggu (08/21/2014) [-]
I bet her pussy smell like fish.
#26 - zerith (08/21/2014) [-]
yfw
#28 - il race you mate  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Avatar TLA Gifs +1
User avatar #36 - sugoi (08/21/2014) [-]
I will lose, I've had this for years.
#4 - he seems like he has trouble finding the pictures 08/21/2014 on it's important to integrate +6
#9 - Picture 08/21/2014 on Selling chocolate +29
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User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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