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Date Signed Up:6/24/2013
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#10179
Comment Ranking:#348
Highest Content Rank:#5755
Highest Comment Rank:#325
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Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#77 - Good old childhood fairy tails, with the sisters having cut of…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on FairyTales +1
User avatar #79 - pathesisx (12/05/2014) [-]
aaah memories.
#27 - He steals your bike in a really complicated way tough. 12/05/2014 on Alienigger 0
#17 - do you have the version with this image?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Best cosplay 0
#22 - tentaquil (12/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
Vwat eemahj?
User avatar #19 - nikolaier (12/05/2014) [-]
This is the background of the video, I cant find it.
User avatar #20 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
Just the smiley?

Technically I COULD whip up a version of the video for ya with that as the background... but why should I waste my time making a video just for one person? I will accept a clever excuse if you care enough to come up with one
User avatar #21 - nikolaier (12/05/2014) [-]
Nah, its a specific version with a song I cant remember that I'm talking about. I'l tell you if I find it or remember the song though.
User avatar #23 - nikolaier (12/05/2014) [-]
Alright gedab, I found the audio at least
I have no reason for you to edit the video, but im happy enough that I this part of it.
Crawling In My Skin
User avatar #24 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
So that audio plus the frowny face smiley?

That it? Just one image for the song?

Give me about ten minutes and I should have it on your profile
#244 - OC-Maker kin Sorry guys, I'm not funny enough to live up t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Who needs medical training? 0
User avatar #251 - assassindash (12/05/2014) [-]
You never know unless you try Mr. Name that reminds me of Vodka.
#233 - **nikolaier rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Who needs medical training? 0
User avatar #244 - nikolaier (12/05/2014) [-]
OC-Maker kin
Sorry guys, I'm not funny enough to live up to my expectations.
User avatar #251 - assassindash (12/05/2014) [-]
You never know unless you try Mr. Name that reminds me of Vodka.
#389 - we sometimes see politetroll 12/05/2014 on Why I love FJ 0
#59 - Picture 12/05/2014 on Good Guy Overkill 0
#147 - Picture 12/05/2014 on Scary black man reks a gunman 0
#81 - Id like to take a moment to thank applescryatnight for creatin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Here a touching story 0
#82 - applescryatnight (12/04/2014) [-]
<3 thanks for remembering me
#108 - Its actually 'son of a prostitute' but that seems awfully spec…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Meme Game -3
#144 - jonnyfrosty (12/03/2014) [-]
Was lallst du da, Hure = 'whore', so wie Prostituierte 'prostitute' bedeutet
User avatar #2505 - greedtheavaricious (12/04/2014) [-]
So bitch was really just a term for female dog before people started using it on bitches..?
User avatar #2506 - jonnyfrosty (12/04/2014) [-]
? What?
User avatar #2507 - greedtheavaricious (12/04/2014) [-]
Aye, just googled it. Originally it means female dog, then people, for some reason, decided it would make a good insult.
User avatar #2508 - jonnyfrosty (12/04/2014) [-]
Ok, but what does that have to do with me or with what I wrote
User avatar #2509 - greedtheavaricious (12/04/2014) [-]
In retrospect... nothing
User avatar #2510 - jonnyfrosty (12/04/2014) [-]
K den
#146 - havepity (12/03/2014) [-]
Thank you that's what I thought.
#104 - Picture 12/03/2014 on Meme Game 0
#19 - At least it will say where it hatched so you can say that its … 12/03/2014 on sharing my lilttle joy 0
#7 - Its a joke about getting Avatar: The Last Airbender and James … 12/03/2014 on Dat lightsaber doe.... 0
#131 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on I can relate to this. 5 0
User avatar #132 - thepunchedface (12/04/2014) [-]
not reverse image search, apparently
#130 - The story is surprisingly good. 12/03/2014 on I can relate to this. 5 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Rek'Sai +2
User avatar #38 - eatinyojello (12/04/2014) [-]
how about no
#30 - **nikolaier rolls 332,352,844** my hope is to be a guy who w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on I've joined the club 0
User avatar #101 - maxismahname (12/04/2014) [-]
You're not gonna get quints if you roll 9
#25 - i was just there a minute ago, dammit  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on profile pics +8
#142 - doubting (12/04/2014) [-]
Goddammit, this music has become pavlovian to me at this point, if I made it my ringtone I'd frost the cake every time my mom called
#3 - A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father. …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Here a touching story +395
User avatar #81 - nikolaier (12/04/2014) [-]
Id like to take a moment to thank applescryatnight for creating this story.
As well as getting this comment into the top 6 comments this day.
#82 - applescryatnight (12/04/2014) [-]
<3 thanks for remembering me
User avatar #80 - vishnarg (12/04/2014) [-]
This needs to go in the running for comment of the year.
#65 - kikx (12/04/2014) [-]
Beautiful
#56 - blackmanrollipolli (12/04/2014) [-]
my grandpa does nothing but tell jokes, the home depot employees know him and actually attempt to elude him when he goes in because he'll tell them 50 jokes.
User avatar #37 - akhar (12/04/2014) [-]
Whenever I see silly stories like this I pretend they're really touching and my body is like "k." and I get goosebumps and my eyes start to water.
User avatar #25 - dasbrot (12/04/2014) [-]
I would like to see a comic version of this plz.
User avatar #24 - subaqueousreach (12/04/2014) [-]
I like your comment, but "tears streaming down his eyes" is bugging the shit out of me.

It's either "from his eyes" or "down his cheeks". What you've created is some sort of twisted amalgamation of the two and frankly it disgusts me.
#52 - tranminh (12/04/2014) [-]
dat imagery
User avatar #35 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/04/2014) [-]
Reminds me of *unzips dick*.
#55 - gohex (12/04/2014) [-]
This crippled me with laughter. too good.
#6 - Picture 12/03/2014 on What does the... 0
#43 - il buy 4 mrskeletonman  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on SJWhat now? +2
#57 - mrskeletonman (12/03/2014) [-]
I, mrskeletonman, am not for sale you know.
#8 - **nikolaier rolls 398** here have some not trips 12/03/2014 on Tumblr 0
#12 - Picture 12/03/2014 on The beard of the year +8
#15 - just wait for legacy of the void release  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on It wins 0
User avatar #16 - drsmall (12/03/2014) [-]
Just hope the game isn't dead by the time it's out :/
#13 - this is the advertisement i had before the video 12/03/2014 on cakephone 0
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#5 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
[insert staples button] &quot;That was Easy&quot;
[insert staples button] "That was Easy"
User avatar #6 to #5 - nikolaier (12/05/2014) [-]
Damn, its almost like the original, great job.
#7 to #6 - gedab (12/05/2014) [-]
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
It may not be the original, but sometimes the generic store brand marinara is just as good as Ragu.
User avatar #4 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I recommend you start with an easier system. www.d20pfsrd.com/ has everything you need for pathfinder.
for character sheets I use www.myth-weavers.com/
and to play online, use www.roll20.net/

I'm available for questions whenever you like
User avatar #1 - stagger (02/09/2014) [-]
How did you choose that username?
Just wondering because my first name is Nikolai.
User avatar #2 to #1 - nikolaier (02/09/2014) [-]
it originated on online gaming where i usually took the name Nikolai0169, but after one game where numbers werent allowed in the name i just took it and it stuck with me. so now its pretty much my name for nearly everything
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