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I live in Norway and it`s an shitty country which got the biggest faggot sight ever(Artige.no)

Also i got no life.
I HATE PEWDIEPIE,ARTIGE.NO AND GANGNAMSTYLE.

My ing name on EUW is 14m7h3n00b i am a skin noob with over 50 skins who use most of my money on Free to play games so plz hate me:)

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#74 - We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas,… 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance 0
#70 - Lol, i never said they could survive a explosion:) just the af…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance 0
#75 - theepiccunttainter (02/15/2013) [-]
chickens? cows? horses? I dont know. and fuck cockroaches that bitch and everyone in this argument
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#72 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
Cows, Pigs, Chicken, Turkeys, Deer, Bees, Worms, Tuna, Salmon, Whales, Cod, Mahi Mahi, Tilapia, Sharks. There are a lot more, but I've made my point.
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#84 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm not close minded. I just hate cockroaches. I've been terrified of them since I was small. I tried giving them a chance by learning about them. But it only fueled my hatred for them.
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#74 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas, but if we eat a animal like pig we would probaly die

#68 - Useless? they are the only animal who can survive a a…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Master of Romance -2
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#69 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
They can only survive it because they can compress themselves to the flatness of a dime. They can't actually survive a full on explosion. And so what if they can? How does that help the human race?
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#83 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well nothing can withstand a direct blast from a nuclear explosion. The thing is they are 100% immune to radiation and can survive the fallout.

How is this important? Because if we fuck this up (our stay on Earth) at least roaches will be able to be the root of life on Earth again, even though that would be weird as fuck...
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#95 - plazmaflare (02/15/2013) [-]
Myth Busters have proven that cockroaches are not 100% immune to radiation.
#143 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Radiation on the level of a nuclear blast = 10,000 rads, the subjects that did not survive were the ones in the 100,000 group, a 10% survival rate in the cockroachs for 2 months @ 10,000 rads is something that no other living being on this planet could survive. That 10% would breed and natural selection kicks in where every following generation of roach is radiation resistant.

The MythBusters are not real scientists so their experiments and short-sightedness are always flawed. Take any finding by this group as you would 4 half wits using semi-scientific methods that are more akin to hillbilly experimentation.
#145 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
"They couldn't survive da nukleah bomb! They can't even take a hit from my .357!"

And yes, I am a redneck too. It's a joke so calm the fuck down.
#146 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
I get the joke. It's just it grinds my gears when people use the Myth Busters as some sort of scientific proving. Why would anyone expect a nonresistant test group to survive radiation levels that are 10 times the levels of a nuclear fallout... that doesn't prove anything except that roaches can't survive on the sun. The levels consistent with nuclear fallout have proven that cockroaches that survive breed radiation resistant generations. REAL SCIENTISTS FROM BERKLEY have proven that over a year and 60-70 generations later the roaches exposed to this level of radiation are 100% resistant to radiation at that level. (10,000 max rad level)
#147 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
So who here doesn't believe in evolution?

I always joke that people believing in Noah believe in creation more than I do.
If there are 6000+ breeds of dog then (the whole 2X2 thing) you would have a boat full of JUST dogs let alone every other species.
If you believe there were only 2 "dogs" and all other breeds are descendants then there is a whole lot of evolution involved...
#82 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Cockroaches are fundamental to our studies of aging, they have very simple processes that are easily recognized.
When a roach gets old it starts tripping, missing steps. Implanting certain proteins have brought them back to youth.
They could hold the key to immortality but because you can step on them they are useless.
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#91 - SuperBobbis (02/15/2013) [-]
Is that a mother fucking Nudibranch?
#144 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, a spanish dancer I think it's called.
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#70 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
Lol, i never said they could survive a explosion:) just the after damege etc

What animals are usefull to humans?
#75 - theepiccunttainter (02/15/2013) [-]
chickens? cows? horses? I dont know. and fuck cockroaches that bitch and everyone in this argument
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#72 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
Cows, Pigs, Chicken, Turkeys, Deer, Bees, Worms, Tuna, Salmon, Whales, Cod, Mahi Mahi, Tilapia, Sharks. There are a lot more, but I've made my point.
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#84 - therealtotodile (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm not close minded. I just hate cockroaches. I've been terrified of them since I was small. I tried giving them a chance by learning about them. But it only fueled my hatred for them.
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#74 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas, but if we eat a animal like pig we would probaly die

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#16 - THIS is where it is right to grammar nazi some one:3  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Facebook (0) +5
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#23 - reican (02/14/2013) [-]
yet FJ use it every time someone do a typo.
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#26 - nikkomothafucka (02/14/2013) [-]
That`s becuase when some one on FJ dont know what to argue bakc at some one they find it easier to go all grammar on them...

But thank you guys for letting me know i am not the only 1 here who is not a completly retard:3
#146 - Well i did not mean you i meant "You" like in those … 02/14/2013 on Too true +1