Yay. :33

yeeee. i just said sup to all my friends(btw, congrats on being my 81st friend) so, whatsup?

Absolutely nothing.
Except birds.
I have birds on my shoulders.

oh. ok. hahaha thats cool, what kinds?

Cockatiels.

noice. i dont like birds because whenever i go near them they poop on me. i think theyre plotting to kill me.

Awesome. xD

um...... no. no, its not. it is bird shit. avian excrement. poop that falls from the fucking sky. pellets of shirt-ruining. IT IS NOT. FUCKING. AWESOME. hahaha

...
;-; sorry..

its ok :P but seriously, birds hate me. when i was 6 they literally attacked me XD

My grandfather's is pure evil. Well, to me. He never lets me pet him, so I got my own. :U

hahaha why not?

No clue.

huh. well that sucks.

anyways, i hate birds. and birds hate me.

Ah, well..

yep. so, hows 2013 been treating you?

Fairly well.
I have wind burn on my face. :c
How about yourself?

Aww, sucks :( I've been pretty good, far vet's been taking up most of my time hahah

Sounds fun. d:

It is. You have any gaming systems?

I've been raped on this thing, actually.

You're very unusual.

DID YOU LOOK?! FUCK
listen ive gotta go just, fuck

Byebye

Not much at the moment.
Jeez, it's 6:30 in the morning where you're at?

PM, I could never be up that earl- wait, what? FunnyJunk, what are you doing?

I have to be. ;-;
Maybe everything is broken on FunnyJunk!
It would explain so much.

It's been seeming that way.
Well, alright, I could, and I have (on Boy Scout campouts and stuff, never at home), but I'd much rather get up just a bit earlier. You know, like 10-10:30ish.

I can't sleep for long periods of time. It brings out really... Weird dreams.
So, I can only go to bed after 11, so I can sleep well enough and be able to get up at 6.

Wow, I just realized I said earlier when I meant later.
That's strange. If you don't mind me asking, what kind of weird dreams?

Nightmares, mostly.
Some of psychotic breakdowns, mass murders, premonitions.
They're all weird.

Well shit. I guess it's pretty important that you get the right amount of sleep then.

Yeah. It's kind of awful, but the memories are an interesting thought in a boring day.
Actually, yeah, story time.
Last year, I was having sleep issues, and one of the dreams was apparently a full on war between me and cupcakes.
I was yelling in my sleep and kicking.
My friend, who had stayed the night and slept in my bed with me, was trying to wake me up and get me out of the dream.
I ended up kicking her so hard she flew out of my bed and into my closet.
And to this day, I do not recall doing so.

Wow. I've said some weird things in my sleep (and not remembered), and even got up and gone around the house, but I never did much of anything physical.