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#22 - echoplex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Hi there, good sir.
I see you're from Australia?



... I'm not, I just thought that was awesome. Australians are some of the best to talk to. :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Well indeed i am from Australia :D
Well we are quite the conversation starters.
So anyway how has your day been treating you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
So it would seem. xD

Could be better, I suppose. I'm staying home from school today.
Sucks because I'm sick, but at least it's sort of a three day weekend.
And yourself?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Damn man that sucks balls.

Well i dont goto to school so i am just spending most of my days working and watching movies and also skyrim.

Also unfortunately i used to be in a relationship a few days ago but then it took an arrow to the knee.(I'm sorry its an over used joke but i like it :D)

But other than that life is pretty sweet. :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Thanks for your sympathy. xD

Ah, sounds nice, except for the working part.
Skyrim's pretty much what I've been doing lately, as well. Ignore ALL the family!

Bah, that sucks. (And, arrow to the knee jokes have yet to get on my nerves. xD)

User avatar #6 to #5 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Thats all good man.

Dude the place i work is sweet. I work from 8 till 3 and somedays i only have to stay untill 12 and i get paid about 450 2 weeks and i only work 2 days :D so i love it.

Yeah skyrim is where my life is right now, FINISH ALL THE QUESTS.

Oh well she was a bitch anyway and she it one of my friends so i dont have to put up with her anymore. Forever alone
User avatar #7 to #6 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
:O That's pretty damn awesome. What kind of work is it, if you don't mind me asking?

I'm not sure I even want to know how many hours I've logged on Skyrim. I'm not even very far into it, either. I just get distracted by little quests all the time. xD
Aren't video games super expensive in Australia?

Haha, well, it's probably better that way if she was a bitch.
I've come to accept the fact that I'm forever alone, myself. xD
Own ALL the cats!!!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Its just working out in the bush doing weeding and planting trees and plants and mulching the ground and sometimes building park benches and picnic tables.

Man so much of my life has been beautifully wasted on that game.
they arent too bad but yeah they are more expensive over here so i just download everything

Yeah its far better off.
I dont know man you may find a pretty lady one day. Where are you from because girls over here love foreign accents
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Ah, doesn't sound too bad. Totally worth it. xD

The way I see it, I'd rather be slaying dragons, hiding in my room than dealing with other people's shit. xD
I was talking to an Australian friend of mine, and apparently new releases here are half the price of the ones there. Downloading is probably the better way to go.

Haha, well, I guess I should probably get this out of the way and say that I'm female.
A straight female, at that!
I'm from the US, and it does seem as though whenever I talk to a foreigner all they can say is that they love my accent. xD
User avatar #10 to #9 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Yeah man its sweet.

Yeah thats pretty much the way to go nowadays.
Yeah its pretty shit. I wanted to buy skyrim but not for 100$ so i just put on a proxy and i bought it of steam for 58$

Well sweet i kind was confused as to what gender you were but i said to myself "Syter is fun" :D

Well yeah people love people from other countries... Like my favorite accent is an Irish one :3

But i dont get too many comment on how sexy i am and my voice is awesome and all that jazz so thats whyi wanna visit america :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Yeah, I don't know a whole lot of people that actually went out and bought it. And, yeah, $60 is how much I paid for it.
Is there something your country has against people frying their brains? xD

Well, I'm glad to have cleared that confusion! :D

Pretty much. I like just about any accent other than any in America. I'm from a part where we're virtually accentless, so there's hardly any fun here as far as that goes.
Irish accents are pretty awesome, though Australian accents are probably one of the best, in my opinion. It rubs off pretty easily, too.
After about an hour of video chatting, I was saying 'America' like an Australian for the rest of the evening. xD

You'd probably get a lot of that here - exchange students get a lot of shit when it comes to "Say this word!!"
User avatar #12 to #11 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Nah its mainly we cant have r rated games. Which in Australia is the highest rating.

Well i find American accents normal because i grew up watching American TV so im just so used to it :D
yeah i often find myself to the typical Australian accent like you know the whole "Thow another shrimp on the barbie" Type shit.

Hahaha yeah there is alot of that stuff going around :P

Oh man its 4 am over here and im so fucking tired but i cant sleep.
SO how sick are you? Are we talking coughing up blood or the kinda sick that barely passes for you to stay home from school?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Hmm... so no Saw games, then? xD

Fair enough. Is there a lot of American TV aired there?
(Sorry I'm bombarding you with questions. D:)
It's still a pretty damn awesome accent.

Eh, that's never fun. I'd encourage you to try to sleep, but then I'd be lonely, and I'm a selfish bitch. xD
No coughing up blood, just a bit of a stomach ache. It's pretty easy to convince my parents to let me stay home on Fridays - at this point no one really feels like taking me anyway. :P
User avatar #14 to #13 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Well yeah we got saw games just you know...illegally :P

Yeah pretty much all of it is british or American
Nah its all sweet i like the questions...Keep them coming

Yeah well me and sleep never got along that well anyways... Might just make a coffee and have a smoke that will perk me right up :D

thats sucks man. Well i hope your tummy feels better soon.

Dont mean to sound like a creepy fuck here but you have facebook. Not that im gonna stalk you and shit you just seem cool is all.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
... Well, I guess that's true.

Not a whole lot of Australian TV since Steve Irwin kicked the bucket?
(Though I gotta say that he was the shit back when I was a little kid. xD)

I can't imagine not being able to sleep much. Is it that you think too much when trying to sleep or is it just a chronic thing?

Haha, thanks. :3

Isn't Facebook pretty much made to stalk people in a socially acceptable way? But, yeah, I do, as long as you aren't a pedophile or some shit. xD
User avatar #16 to #15 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Yeah he was pretty cool. Just remember most of the Australians i know dont have that accent...His was more thinker than others...Thick like the beard of thor.

Yeah its both. As soon as i lay down i just think too much but alot of the times its just not being able too sleep regardless of how tired i am.

:3

Dont worry im not a pedo. Just as long as you aint no pedo O_o Besides you can tell im real by my amazing meme picture i put up before
User avatar #17 to #16 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Yeah, isn't he one of the few Australians to actually say 'crikey'? xD
Haha, it's probably for the best - that would get pretty irritating after a while.

That sounds like a pain in the ass. -__-

Nope - I'm just a fairly uninteresting American teenager.
Just add /zombiepuffin to the normal facebook URL, and there I am.
It's my real facebook and shit, too, though. I don't use a fake name or anything.
I guess I'm not using internet safety or anything, but hey, screw it! xD
User avatar #19 to #17 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
Yeah he is the only guy i have heard who said it.

Yeah it sucks but atleast the best things happen at night

Don't worry Your fine. Im just an Average Australia Teenager who is a bit on the alternative side. But everyone has there own unique awesome face stuff(tired speak)

Yeah fuck internet saftey >:D

Anyway friend...thingy sent ^___^
User avatar #20 to #19 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Ah well.

I suppose that's true for some people. I just like the nighttime because it means I can sit on the computer without glare on the screen~ xD

Haha, I believe you. :D

It's too late for that, anyways.
Consider that friend thingy accepted!
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmayer (12/09/2011) [-]
^________^



woo let the facebook talking commence
User avatar #18 to #17 - zombiekiwi (12/09/2011) [-]
Or, at least, that should work.
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