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#113 - If you're into hentai, then as outsidethebox said, do futa fir…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Gentlemen its not our fault! +4
#116 - outsidethebox (04/16/2014) [-]
The internet it wonderful. Random people will teach you how to be gay.
#46 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Oh Chompy 0
User avatar #54 - motashi (04/15/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #62 - hopporto (04/15/2014) [-]
Im actually pretty positive that you can't get banned from posting links
#45 - Picture 04/15/2014 on Oh Chompy 0
#88 - I was pacient at hospital once. It took fore ours for A doktho… 04/14/2014 on Land of freedom indeed +4
#77 - If i had 3 wishes. Resistant to boredom and torture … 04/14/2014 on Science Friction 0
#35 - FemNazi's are like the West borro, We've all heard of them bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Post-Modernism 0
User avatar #40 - ninjaroo (04/14/2014) [-]
Feminazis are significantly more common than the Westboro folks, but they're still the minority.
#58 - alison brie  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Best use of the force. +18
User avatar #108 - tarnis (04/14/2014) [-]
I think I watched this a good 60 times.
#74 - zeedeveel (04/14/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#80 - ha.. haha... HAHAHAH!!!!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) +51
#331 - jarofdirt (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #310 - TheRealNinjaa (04/14/2014) [-]
You're so evil...
User avatar #308 - mondominiman (04/14/2014) [-]
The only one I have trouble with is saying it as "Jakes bike" or "Jake's bike"
#263 - animedudej (04/14/2014) [-]
i will cut you...
#206 - Womens Study Major (04/14/2014) [-]
#208 - jakols (04/14/2014) [-]
"I believe everything you said"
10/10, Heartbleed reference made me chuckle

Good on anon
User avatar #213 - heartbleed (04/14/2014) [-]
Tee hee.
#100 - Womens Study Major (04/14/2014) [-]
#82 - vatra (04/14/2014) [-]
#26 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Sailor Moon? 0
#83 - Finally, proper use of that meme, also F^%* you. 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +5

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User avatar #83 - dalokan (07/27/2014) [-]
Aaaayy' how'ya doing.

Long time no see, hah. How's life treating you little ***** ?
User avatar #72 - zomitlu (04/03/2014) [-]
I see you have quite the porn collection
User avatar #74 to #73 - zomitlu (04/03/2014) [-]
Do you mind sharing some
User avatar #75 to #74 - nightmareschild (04/03/2014) [-]
You mean posting some? I might be able to this friday. anything you want.
User avatar #76 to #75 - zomitlu (04/03/2014) [-]
Well you could post, but i was thinking more uploading select folders to mediafire or something

Some of them caught my eye
User avatar #77 to #76 - nightmareschild (04/03/2014) [-]
I've uploaded a **** ton of doujins already i can repost those links, but as of now my net is way too slow for me to do that. I can try, but i won't make any promises.
User avatar #78 to #77 - zomitlu (04/03/2014) [-]
I don't want to be a problem so links would be fine

Thanks
#79 to #78 - nightmareschild (04/03/2014) [-]
Alright, On friday i'll try uploading some folders to media fire. Assuming it works, what do you want?
User avatar #80 to #79 - zomitlu (04/03/2014) [-]
is the walking dead based on the game, comic, or tv show?
User avatar #81 to #80 - nightmareschild (04/03/2014) [-]
game. There are some 'fakes' of the characters on the show.
User avatar #82 to #81 - zomitlu (04/03/2014) [-]
Hmm alright.

The "misc games" folder sounds interesting too
#71 - nightmareschild (03/04/2014) [-]
A picture of my flabby arm.
User avatar #68 - craighawk (02/27/2014) [-]
Your excellent comment has been rewarded my child
User avatar #69 to #68 - nightmareschild (02/27/2014) [-]
? which one would that be?
User avatar #70 to #69 - craighawk (02/27/2014) [-]
Your eternal knowledge on my content
User avatar #58 - dalokan (02/14/2014) [-]
Mmmh... Weird.

Try these steps.

1. Uninstall it.
2. Download it again, but this time, install the free version.
3. When the free version is installed, figdet around settings until an option to upgrade the account appears.

Reply when you finish installing it again so I can pm you another key.
#59 to #58 - nightmareschild (02/15/2014) [-]
done, got the free version. I think.
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#63 to #62 - nightmareschild (02/15/2014) [-]
nope, still not working.
nope, still not working.
User avatar #64 to #63 - dalokan (02/15/2014) [-]
Let's ask in the technology board.

Just, don't post the code I gave you, else someone else may take it.
User avatar #65 to #64 - nightmareschild (02/15/2014) [-]
hmm, i'll have to do it another time, I'm downloading some stuff (if my net wouldn't keep cutting out i'd be done already.) after that i have some work to set up.
User avatar #66 to #65 - dalokan (02/15/2014) [-]
Alright.

I'll try to see to it, see if there's any solution.

See ya later man
User avatar #52 - silasersej (12/24/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas you glorious piece of nightmare
User avatar #49 - silasersej (12/18/2013) [-]
What's your Skype? I need to stalk you
User avatar #50 to #49 - nightmareschild (12/18/2013) [-]
? Oh, hang on a sec.
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Nightmareschild. Same as my username.
User avatar #48 - zomaru ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry man, just too close.
#46 - snakefire (11/29/2013) [-]
Sorry..
User avatar #47 to #46 - theflamingfire (12/04/2013) [-]
Suck it up kid
#43 - traffy (11/28/2013) [-]
I got the pizza
I got the pizza
User avatar #45 to #44 - traffy (11/28/2013) [-]
Idk...just wanted to post on your profile
User avatar #32 - dalokan (11/28/2013) [-]
So, uh, hi
User avatar #33 to #32 - nightmareschild (11/28/2013) [-]
Is it alright if I join the chat tomorrow evening?
User avatar #34 to #33 - dalokan (11/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that.

I can add you right now and you can log in tomorrow.

But, uh, if you're busy, it's not a big deal.
User avatar #35 to #34 - nightmareschild (11/28/2013) [-]
Wait a sec, Have to switch my computers local again. (Skype is in japanese)
User avatar #36 to #35 - dalokan (11/28/2013) [-]
kawaii desu desu uguuu~
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmareschild (11/28/2013) [-]
and back, so do you need my username or something? I have no idea how to work skype.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dalokan (11/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, just your username, I'll add you
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmareschild (11/28/2013) [-]
It's the same as my account name, Nightmareschild
User avatar #40 to #39 - dalokan (11/28/2013) [-]
Kay-o, sent the invi.

Accept it you chocolate flavored mandingo warrior
User avatar #41 to #40 - nightmareschild (11/28/2013) [-]
Added you, now how do I talk to people?
User avatar #42 to #41 - dalokan (11/28/2013) [-]
Type in the chat screen, lol
User avatar #27 - dalokan (11/15/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hentai/119989#119989

regarding this, you're gonna have to go to website in japenis.

Maybe maguswaffy has info on this.
User avatar #28 to #27 - nightmareschild (11/16/2013) [-]
hmmm. thanks kans. hmm, I use chrome so i should be okay, ish.
#26 - nightmareschild (11/15/2013) [-]
The wings? Well, I got the idea off of skyrim. I've heard people call the skyrim dragons 'wyverns', because of how there wings look, I think its cool, but without arms to use, it limits a dragons potential my solution was to combine the two, the wings have a socket for the dragon hands (paws?) to go into, when in air, this gives them extra speed and manuverablity, when on ground, they can use their arms to punch and grab things, while their wings at as a sheild against attacks and spells, or can be used to whip up powerful winds.

The wing itself has a hole for the dragons hands to slip in, if you've ever put on a pair of fingerless gloves, that's what it's like.
maguswaffy
#29 to #26 - maguswaffy (11/16/2013) [-]
so.. basically like this? just something i whipped up to understand what you mean
User avatar #30 to #29 - nightmareschild (11/16/2013) [-]
Yep, that's pretty much it.
User avatar #1 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
Domo arigato godzilla gosaimazu faggit

how are you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm alright, trying to figure out what you're thanking godzilla for.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
For defeating Mothra.

Anywhore, have you been invited to the Hentai Skype group?

I just remembered that I'm the one supposed to pull people in.
User avatar #31 to #3 - nightmareschild (11/22/2013) [-]
whens that skype group thing.
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
No, haven't even heard of it. I'm to ugly to use skype anyway.
User avatar #5 to #4 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
We don't webcam chat anyways.

We just use it as a chatroom. To talk about stuff. Like, stuff

gif me your username and I'll add ya
User avatar #6 to #5 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
I don't have skype.
#7 to #6 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
But how are we gonna talk about tentacles and dicks now?
User avatar #8 to #7 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
hmm, i consider getting it. If you do me a favor.
User avatar #9 to #8 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
Shoot
User avatar #10 to #9 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
Could you check out my blog again? Give it a once over? I'm almost ready to start advertising it to people (just have 2 more posts to make.

monstergirltiers.com/
User avatar #11 to #10 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
-Anything can be a monster girl, it just needs to look human

No. Actually, a monster girl will rarely be more than 35% monster. If anything, it's a girl with monster traits, not a monster with a girl face strapped into it.

Everything else checks out. You might want to make a little section explaining how Monstergirls are a little more recent than Neko, and how they are (I think?) separate categories.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
Hmm, You might be right, but I've played so much Monster girl Quest that my standards for are just a female head, vagina, and breasts.
User avatar #13 to #12 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
Well, you're saying that anything anthromorphized is a monstergirl, and that's like saying a piece of furry art is monstergirl too.

Although if that's really your standard, go with it, I guess.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
I seriously considered putting in a distinction between furry and monstergirls, but I didn't think it'd come up, People who know what monster girls are would likely skip the about page, and those who don't probably don't know what furry is.

I could add in something like: "Monsters girls are humans with animals traits added in. Cat ears/paws, a tail, fangs. Not to be confused with Furry, which are animals gvien human traits; Lola bunny from Looney toones, Kyrstal from Starfox." It feels a bit dry though. I don't want to start some fetish debate on my blog, especially when it isn't up yet.
#55 to #14 - Womens Study Major (01/17/2014) [-]
The dividing line between monster girls and furries is quite blurry, but it basically voilĂ  down to: furries are humans with animal traits and Monster girls, girls with humanitaire traits. Furries are not however, animals with human traits, that would basically be thinly veiled beastiality. They are more feral humans than human animale. Sometimes, the same creature can even be considered both furry and monter girl. While a girl with wings stuck to her back would be an angel and a monster girl but not a furry, one with birdlike arm/wings and legs could either be an avian furry or a monster girl harpy.
#56 to #55 - blanknin (01/17/2014) [-]
Conversly, both a girl with cow ears and a tail and a cow-girl centaur would count as furries, but only the latter would count as a monster girl. Finally, most abnormal powers, minus, it would seem hypnotic eyes make a girl with animal or monster traits, automatically a monter girl. Hopefully this helps, sorry for the annoyingly long description, it just frustrates me when someone calls furries animals with human traits rather than the other way around.
#57 to #56 - blanknin (01/17/2014) [-]
I like your site by the way
User avatar #15 to #14 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
Well son, sooner or later you're gonna have to put it there.

I says put it after you get a small audience. But seriously, things should be crystal clear from the start in order to avoid problems later on. Putting that section will help people new to hentai know what is and what's not.

Then again, that raises the question, would your website be visited only by people with previous knowledge, or people that are entirely new? With no way of knowing for sure, it really gets hanged up in the air.
User avatar #21 to #15 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
heading to bed now, but maybe i'll look up this skype thing and join you guys some day (maybe next monday?)
User avatar #23 to #21 - maguswaffy (11/14/2013) [-]
do it man, we'd love to get more people
User avatar #24 to #23 - nightmareschild (11/14/2013) [-]
hmm, why are you spying on my account.
User avatar #25 to #24 - maguswaffy (11/14/2013) [-]
was checking if you were online and saw a bunch of text that's why i added you so i don't have to keep checking manually
User avatar #16 to #15 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
Both probably, I gonna do for Monster Girls what steve job did for the Iphone, take something that already existed and popularize it.

Thinking about what you said, I'll just alter to say: "Most monster girls look very human, and have a very high need for sex." Dragon girls can still turn into dragons at times, Foxes and raccons can use illusions to make themselves look male. It should hopefull side step any discussion.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
Dragon girls are still visually represented more like girls than dragons, and Kitsunes and the like use the illusions when facing danger.

However, if they do transform into an animal, and then have sex, since its an animal, it becomes furry. Just because it started out as kinda human doesn't mean it won't suffer from the tag transformation.

Even if a girl can transform into a dragon, you don't see a dragon and say "Oh, its a dragon girl,"No, you see the girls with scaly arms or a tail or wings and then you go "huh, look, a dragon girl"

And same goes with kitsunes, you don't see a nine-tailed fox and go "foxgirl!", since kitsunes are in by themselves a mythical creature. Fox girls only refer when they are first seen as a girl with 1-9 tails.
#18 to #17 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
I see what you're saying, and I have no intention of doing a Dragon X male story. (Maybe if I get crazy drunk i'll consider it. Also, i'm fairly certain Animal X Human = Beastiality

There are still some normal animals in the world, Domestic cows and deer, Non harpy birds and such. Even though some girls can transform, having sex with them in animal form would be like asking a girl from the 50s for anal (i don't think they had anal back then.)

Anyway, have you read MGT yet? I'm not sure if you're one of the people I sent an early draft to.
User avatar #19 to #18 - dalokan (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, animal X human is bestiality.

Although that whole transforming thing looks like thin ice, you might want to tread carefully there.

Sned me a draft if you want, but I don't know if I will be able to read it before the weekend.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nightmareschild (11/13/2013) [-]
Here you go, You need to login to view this link

You can download it or just read it off dropbox. Also, I'm going to do a post about it, should I just make a download link for the story, or should I make it an actual post (post the whole chapter on the blog.)
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