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Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo Reach, Pokemon Ruby,
X-box Gamertag: NiGHTMARREN
Date Signed Up:12/25/2010
Last Login:9/14/2014
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#241745 - "no i don't have a girlfiend these days because i have CL…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #241843 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
Literally thought you ment class as in school, as that can also be used as an excuse to not have a ladyfriend.
Your problem is that you're not looking in the right places. If you go woman hunting and all you find is hoors, then you're in the wrong kitchen. There are women out there that are awesome, but they don't have big boobs or silky hair, so they don't get noticed. I would continue to describe several loops of loneliness, but i'm lazy.
#241847 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
please leave
#241849 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #241857 - nightmaren (04/07/2014) [-]
My original comment was meant to be ironic. Notice the quotation marks. I was saying I hate when people say shit like that.
User avatar #241959 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
I knew that. That's why I air questioned marked with my hands before and after typing. it's a shame you didn't see, or it all would have made sense.
User avatar #241960 - turkeylegleg (04/07/2014) [-]
*quotationed
#76 - Aliens come to earth in a big ship over Johannessburg Pr… 04/06/2014 on titel 0
#92 - As a xenobiologist/worldbuilder I'd say yes because they… 04/06/2014 on Jawa 0
#49 - No need, once the fedora's on it's a sealed deal.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on m'lady +3
#79 - schnitzelwagen (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm a seal and I can confirm the deal.
#14 - Who hasn't 04/06/2014 on . 0
#12 - tfw = that feel when  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on . +1
User avatar #58 - mrmask (04/06/2014) [-]
and this is an alien head:
8====D
#13 - oldemordi (04/06/2014) [-]
I've done fucked up
#14 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
Who hasn't
#9 - > Only three phrases > All the same font size 5.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Tumblr At Party +2
User avatar #167 - zzforrest (04/06/2014) [-]
>Only 2 criticisms
>Rates with a decimal point
5.5/10, unfinished but made a good point.
User avatar #169 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
>Only 2 criticisms
>Rates with a decimal point
5.5/10, unfinished but made a good point.
#4 - Whoah! I appear to have traveled back in time to 2013! 04/06/2014 on We all regret those two 0
#8 - tfw the Lannisters are your favourite house  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on . 0
#11 - oldemordi (04/06/2014) [-]
**oldemordi rolled image** yfw, since you didn't include a pic.
User avatar #12 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
tfw = that feel when
User avatar #58 - mrmask (04/06/2014) [-]
and this is an alien head:
8====D
#13 - oldemordi (04/06/2014) [-]
I've done fucked up
#14 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
Who hasn't
#20 - No. It's not living. It's dead inside. 04/06/2014 on Does it really need a... 0
#6 - What game? I never knew how stealth would work on MMORPGs, sin…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Title +4
User avatar #26 - YourAnalProbe (04/06/2014) [-]
World of Warcraft and yes, stealth really does make you invisible to everyone so you can engage in some hardcore voyeurism
User avatar #8 - enemyoftrn (04/06/2014) [-]
What is RP server?
#11 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
Role playing
User avatar #7 - zekeon (04/06/2014) [-]
World of Warcraft.

But yeah, you turn invisible, essentially. But it depends on your level also. Say you're level 10 and you go into stealth mode. A level 1 would have to stand on your toes to see you, another level 10 would have to be within a foot or two and facing you, while a level 60 or something would still see you clear as day.

So levelling up and stealthing into areas where low levels are RPing is amusing. It's great if you're a voyeur.
User avatar #14 - wiredguy (04/06/2014) [-]
wait wait, I thought people on your own faction could always see you when you stealth?
User avatar #17 - vaggay (04/06/2014) [-]
only when you're in their party/raid
User avatar #18 - wiredguy (04/06/2014) [-]
oh
I never knew that

I only played it years and years ago, maybe it changed, or I was just oblivious.
hm
#20 - anticitezenone (04/06/2014) [-]
And the thing in the content?

That shit actually happens.

Apparently there's also a futa guild on moon guard that is serious
User avatar #33 - KillinTime (04/06/2014) [-]
would you

happen to have

the guilds name?
#5 - Picture 04/06/2014 on what truck 0
#4 - What kind of ******* undesirable pussy drinks is …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Favors +12
User avatar #7 - drainbamage (04/06/2014) [-]
baybe he doesnt taste the alcohol much anymore?


but what do I know, i'm not a big drinker
User avatar #8 - niggernazi (04/06/2014) [-]
i think his like ten and drinks alcohol for the lulz just for bragging purposes and that his parents are irresponible trailer trash
#45 - You mean Martin Sheeen?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Gaming +2
User avatar #85 - Lintutu (04/06/2014) [-]
yes, my bad
#36 - Dude, it's proven. Looking like you're from some year pre 1959…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on m'lady +5
#47 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
Except that they don't wear suits and look like shit in general.
User avatar #49 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
No need, once the fedora's on it's a sealed deal.
#79 - schnitzelwagen (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm a seal and I can confirm the deal.
#36 - Well if they played the beta and didn't like it for reasons ot… 04/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Apparently toilet paper rolls solve everything. 04/06/2014 on "Life hacks" comp 0
#16 - That was ******* hilarious. This deserves more th… 04/06/2014 on Wait for it.... +3
#18 - Same. Don't worry son. 04/06/2014 on railrider 0
#68 - Picture 04/06/2014 on When i realise there is no... +3
#67 - it's supposed to represent a butthole sucking it's …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on When i realise there is no... 0
User avatar #129 - redrex (04/07/2014) [-]
but i personally see this as a physical representation of someones emotions during a crisis such as this.
#45 - District 9 is probably my favourite movie.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on titel 0
#53 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
I still need to watch that film. What is it about?
User avatar #76 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
Aliens come to earth in a big ship over Johannessburg Probably spelled that wrong in South Africa, and then it just stops and sits there for three months. Eventually the government decides to cut their way into the ship to see wtf is going on. They find a shitload of aliens living in poverty and sickness and shit everywhere on their own ship. They ferry the aliens from the ship to the ground where they give them food and water and medicine, and then shit starts going down and there's riots, and so they make a huge slum to house the aliens, which they call prawns, with a population of I think 1.4 million or something like that.
That's just the backstory, basically. The rest of the movie is about this guy who works for MNU, which is a weapon manufacturing company that is basically responsible for segregating and oppressing the aliens.
User avatar #60 - vondraco (04/06/2014) [-]
Bloody shrimp
#81 - Well they're both (presumably) native to the same planet, so I…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Jawa 0
#91 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
isn't it possible that the two also share a common ancestor with humans?
User avatar #92 - nightmaren (04/06/2014) [-]
As a xenobiologist/worldbuilder I'd say yes because they're both bipedal and four-limbed even though they evolved on a flat desert wastland, so they're bauplan doesn't really make any sense I guess. I don't really know that much shit about star wars, but I'm pretty sure humans didn't evolve on tatooine in the star wars universe, and jawas and sand people didn't evolve on coruscant or whatever that planet's called.
#202 - Depends on how you define normal, I guess. I don't know how I … 04/06/2014 on Abnormal doesn't mean worse +1
#129 - He's not saying it matters. He's not offended that the languag…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Call of duty +13
#130 - crazyeyedbioll (04/06/2014) [-]
meh
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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - CIS White Male (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - CIS White Male (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - CIS White Male (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - CIS White Male (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - CIS White Male (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #114 to #113 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
ite
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
#46 to #46 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
#20 to #19 - deathsoldier **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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