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#361878 - Nowhere in my post did I say I hate people who listen to metal…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #361884 - EdwardNigma (01/24/2015) [-]
Think he was being sarcastic.
User avatar #361882 - emorevival (01/24/2015) [-]
u are inferior to me because i listen to metal, but not just any old common metal, only the most exquisite and foreign metal to rise out of the depths of norway. I have traveled the world to finish my quest of becoming the most knowledgable and cultured metal head to bless your pathetic puny life. You obviously cannot comprehend half of the knowledge i have obtained and do not understand the scales and notes of which i have blessed my ears so i shall leave you now and maybe once you see the error of your non metal ways we can be bretheren and drink mead together.
User avatar #361892 - cycloneclone (01/24/2015) [-]
fucking lol
#361875 - Metal music and metal culture  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #361896 - cognosceteipsum (01/25/2015) [-]
I'll agree with you that some black metal fans are tards but else I've got no problem with either
User avatar #361885 - EdwardNigma (01/24/2015) [-]
Powerwolf speaks to me though.
It says "touch ya dick"
User avatar #361880 - Conquistador (01/24/2015) [-]
Metal is great tho.
User avatar #361876 - volero (01/24/2015) [-]
Just because we listen to metal doesn't mean we're bad people haha. Look, we helped a handicapped child haha. See? Free pass as nice guy,
User avatar #361878 - nightmaren (01/24/2015) [-]
Nowhere in my post did I say I hate people who listen to metal. Your comment kind of highlights part of why I hate the metal community, though.
User avatar #361884 - EdwardNigma (01/24/2015) [-]
Think he was being sarcastic.
User avatar #361882 - emorevival (01/24/2015) [-]
u are inferior to me because i listen to metal, but not just any old common metal, only the most exquisite and foreign metal to rise out of the depths of norway. I have traveled the world to finish my quest of becoming the most knowledgable and cultured metal head to bless your pathetic puny life. You obviously cannot comprehend half of the knowledge i have obtained and do not understand the scales and notes of which i have blessed my ears so i shall leave you now and maybe once you see the error of your non metal ways we can be bretheren and drink mead together.
User avatar #361892 - cycloneclone (01/24/2015) [-]
fucking lol
#358020 - I've already said to much, but patron will be noticing my abse… 01/12/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#357855 - I would but I'm a SJW now...It's a forbidden love...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #357866 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/12/2015) [-]
How are you a sjw?
User avatar #358020 - nightmaren (01/12/2015) [-]
I've already said to much, but patron will be noticing my absence any moment...I must go....
User avatar #357969 - rokkarokkaali (01/12/2015) [-]
he got a gf
#357853 - Oh, alright. 01/12/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#357847 - I hate how much I hate this site now.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#357849 - anonymous (01/12/2015) [-]
i hate hating
User avatar #357848 - alexanderburns (01/12/2015) [-]
so hate it less
User avatar #357855 - nightmaren (01/12/2015) [-]
I would but I'm a SJW now...It's a forbidden love...
User avatar #357866 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/12/2015) [-]
How are you a sjw?
User avatar #358020 - nightmaren (01/12/2015) [-]
I've already said to much, but patron will be noticing my absence any moment...I must go....
User avatar #357969 - rokkarokkaali (01/12/2015) [-]
he got a gf
#357844 - I think I know the video you're talking about. Didn't she just…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #357851 - volero (01/12/2015) [-]
That's a different one and it was staged. This is the one I'm talking about. Although it could just be staged as well.
Woman Kisses STRANGER After Boyfriend's Kiss-cam Snub - Houston Rockets Vs. New York Knicks
User avatar #357853 - nightmaren (01/12/2015) [-]
Oh, alright.
#545 - Right when I thought I might try coming back to this neckbeard…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Fuck them. +2
#548 - fatguystrangler (01/12/2015) [-]
MFW neckbeard. Hur hur.

I follow admins sacred teachings. If you don't go gym you're a faggot.
User avatar #604 - emipr (01/12/2015) [-]
That's ok baby no need to respond to these people. Just keep lifting stuff and looking good. That's all we need from people like you. To be seen and not heard. ideas are HARD, just leave thinking to people more...qualified ;)
User avatar #576 - mapleknight (01/12/2015) [-]
nothing like people responding to an attack to their ego with a picture of their abs
User avatar #555 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/12/2015) [-]
I agree with your post but next time you post stuff like this, time stamp so we believe you.
cough cough you could do it now
#559 - fatguystrangler (01/12/2015) [-]
It's my FB profile picture. I won't just take a photo now to prove a point.

This is when i uploaded to FB, best you're gonna get son.

Yeah i know, i get slated on the pic. My friends love to gob off.
User avatar #562 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/12/2015) [-]
Well you could literally take a pic through your computer now if u have a webcam but k. Still agree about islam though.
#117 - I believe dolphins and whales are sapient. If you could build … 12/26/2014 on Dolphin Facts 0
#245 - Yeah, it kind of seemed like an entirely silly ********…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on David Draiman of disturbed +1
User avatar #248 - CyborgNinja (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, both sides have gone absolutely overboard. I was a big supporter of GG at some point, until someone pointed out that this is basically a repeat of the "gaming is of the devil!" fad in the 90's (for me, anyways. I think it had gone on since the late 80's).

Back then, it wasn't a bunch of pre-pubecent kids, mentally confused teenagers, or con artists fighting against gaming; it was society as a whole. We're playing videogames more violent than ever, so I think its safe to say we won that previous "war". Tumblrinas and SJWs aren't going to change a damn thing.

Mind you, I still want the gaming journalism industry to clean up its act, but I've gotten to the point where I just look at reviewers like AngryJoe instead. He tells it to ya straight, and no matter how good/bad a game is, he always gives the pros and cons of them. But I'm just gonna do what I did back in Elementary school: sit back, play my goddamn games, and ignore the retards trying to make such a damn big deal about all this.

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User avatar #115 - nightmaren (07/19/2014) [-]
rokkarokkaali thecentenniallibary.webs.com/

Updated. Added Volume II of the Varen Galus biography, and edited the first one a bit. I added a new story called "Ney's Hunting Trip", which touches on the Bommeii/Ganava relationship from the perspective of a Bommeii hunter.
The Plateus Riccaro section is still outdated, and both of the pages in his section still need to be updated.
#97 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Hello
#99 to #98 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Me? I'd never.
#102 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you actually have the catfish phobia? If not, then I just look silly.
User avatar #103 to #102 - nightmaren (04/18/2014) [-]
I don't know if I'd call it a full on phobia, I don't start like hyperventilating or get a ******** of anxiety when I see them, but I really, really don't like looking at them. I pulled my comment box over the pictures on comments #101 and #102 because they look absolutely terrifying. If I saw #101 coming out of a lake in real life I'd probably jump back and yell and **** , because that looks absolutely terrifying.
User avatar #105 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (04/27/2014) [-]
It's probably the tendrils that scare you. I can agree with that the tendrils do indeed look terrifying
Anyway I had a question. Do you still hate me? 'Cause I've made a conscious effort lately not to do stuff like what happened a while ago
User avatar #106 to #105 - nightmaren (04/27/2014) [-]
Nah, I don't hold grudges unless it's about something that was done to me personally
You're alright
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, to be honest, the #101 scares the **** even out of me...
#101 to #100 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're coming for you.
User avatar #94 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
avatar gif from where? maple story?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nightmaren (04/12/2014) [-]
Nah, it's supposed to be an argonian in shrouded armour, form Oblivion. It's not from any game itself, I just found it on deviantart.
User avatar #107 to #95 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
Do you know where? I like pixel art stuff and i like skyrim stuff
User avatar #108 to #107 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
I can't seem to find the exact image on deviantart anymore, but on the left hand side of deviantart's main page you can narrow down your search results by category to find pixel art, by going digital art > pixel art
User avatar #109 to #108 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
I found some neat looking stuff from that.
How's your story-making thing going? I forgot what the name for it was.
User avatar #110 to #109 - nightmaren (05/10/2014) [-]
Not bad. I got my tablet working on my laptop so I've been drawing **** related to it mostly. I'm working on a map for the realistic fantasy one, and wrote a small "essay" about a group of warriors for one of the races in the world. I haven't gotten around to putting any of it online yet; I might do some of that tonight.
User avatar #111 to #110 - rokkarokkaali (05/10/2014) [-]
do you have a link to that site you had your stuff on again?
User avatar #113 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
I just updated it a bit, not much. Out of the three new pages I added, only one has any content on it. The other two I have written up in word, but they're kind of outdated so I'll need to rewrite them before I post em.
User avatar #112 to #111 - nightmaren (05/11/2014) [-]
thecentenniallibary.webs.com/
This one's just for my fairly realistic fantasy universe. I have a decent amount written for that one. I'll update it soon.
User avatar #96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #85 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
ahoy
User avatar #86 to #85 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
Hello friend
User avatar #87 to #86 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
so, how's it been?
User avatar #88 to #87 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
pretty mint, how about yourself
User avatar #89 to #88 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
extreme.
Have you ever watched the movie snakes on a plane?
User avatar #90 to #89 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
never
User avatar #91 to #90 - dildoes (07/15/2013) [-]
Well, the main reason to watch it is just a single scene.
So, here, have this.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nq67_samantha-mcleod-snakes-on-a-plane-s_shortfilms#.UeQq5VH-mqU
It's **** , by the way.
User avatar #92 to #91 - nightmaren (07/15/2013) [-]
oh ok cool
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (06/13/2013) [-]
>attempt to be funny on newest uploads
>that content gets front page
>your comment gets booty ravaged with green thumbs
And now you have the urge to do it to.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nightmaren (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I pull that old maneuver sometimes, I don't do it enough, or consistently for it to be effective though. I'll go give it a shot tonight.
Thanks mate.
User avatar #81 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, take it easy
User avatar #78 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey, I was wondering if I could get one item from you? I just need it to get my unique count to a clean 888, and it would help a lot :) (if you dont still play items of course)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #79 to #78 - nightmaren (05/06/2013) [-]
Sure, what item?
User avatar #80 to #79 - GabeAsher (05/06/2013) [-]
Kim jong Il painting or minotaur throne, I dont have either of those :)
#71 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
Hey man, saw your comment you made on my comment bout HU. I can't see the rest of the comment since the content was deleted, but going by the fact you saw them live, I can only guess you are a fan. So how was it? Their live tracks are pretty terrible IMO, but it may be different in person.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
It's definitely better in person. That, and they've improved in actual singing talent since Swan Songs, when they were just **** live. Danny is unreal, and everyone else actually sounds comparable to how they do on their albums.
User avatar #73 to #72 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow, that is ******* awesome. What songs did they preform?
User avatar #74 to #73 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember all of them, but they opened with Undead like always, then I think they did Dead Bite and California, and then they took off their masks, then I think they played Sell Your Soul and City. They played Tendencies at some point, they finished with Young, and then for Encore they did Everywhere I go and We Are. There were a lot more, I can't remember what they were though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - scramf ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Any of their slower songs, like Coming Back Down, or The Diary?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nightmaren (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't think they even play the slow songs live. I could be wrong, though.
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User avatar #43 to #43 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #45 to #45 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about.
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User avatar #47 to #47 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
He'd probably make a post about how big of a Lamar Smith you are, and since he has like infinite subscribers you'd get a ******** of flame.
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User avatar #49 to #49 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol, k.
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User avatar #51 to #51 - nightmaren (01/30/2012) [-]
lolol.
#26 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Because its stolen from me. Just like everything that fa­ggot posts....
youre not very smart are you? oh well....
User avatar #27 to #26 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #28 to #27 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Your comment asking why that comic has -16....

I cant reply there because Im blocked by that fa­g
User avatar #29 to #28 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
Ah, gotcha. retoastingretoaster used to steal all my OC and then block me.

Why would you call me an idiot, how was I supposed to know that it's your OC?
User avatar #30 to #29 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
....because youre asking why it has - 16 pinkies when you have seen in on front page...
and youre warning that fa­ggot and now he will delete it.
#31 to #30 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I asked if it was on the front page, I didn't say I saw it on the front page.
#32 to #31 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
You actually thought it was the same post???   
   
Oh lawd. what are you?  12?'   
   
........
You actually thought it was the same post???

Oh lawd. what are you? 12?'

........

#34 to #33 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
you're 12 or you have a severe lack of intelligence...

anyway its hopeless....

Lrn2internetz.
#35 to #34 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
> I see content with -14 pinkies
> I ask ifOH PEEstole it off the front page, because I don't understand why it has so many pinkies down, because it was kind of funny
> You call me an idiot because he stole it from you
> I had no way of knowing that he stole it from you
> You give me **** for asking why it has so many pinkies down if I've seen it on the front page, and then say some other **** that makes no sense to me
>I haven't seen it on the front page
> You give me **** and call me retarded for you not making any sense

<mfw
User avatar #36 to #35 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
"I haven't seen it on the front page"

comment:"Is this on the front page right now or something? I don't see why it has -14 pinkies, it was actually kind of funny IMO. "

ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?????

Seriously, stop talking...
User avatar #70 to #36 - mapleknight (08/31/2012) [-]
>Seriously, stop talking
>on his ******* profile
what are you, 12?
User avatar #37 to #36 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
If I haven't seen it on the front page, and I ask if it's on the front page, that's not unreasonable.


If you could just chill the **** out and explain to me what the **** you're talking about, that would be greatly appreciated, thanks.
User avatar #38 to #37 - diamondhead (01/22/2012) [-]
Forget it....

I'll not even try
#41 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
I'm missing something here, I don't get what I did that was so stupid
User avatar #39 to #38 - nightmaren (01/22/2012) [-]
No, seriously, explain to me what I did wrong.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Hello
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User avatar #19 to #18 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
Canadian
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nightmaren (12/12/2011) [-]
I know, I saw you get butthurt on my friend's content about it.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nightmaren (12/16/2011) [-]
No worries
User avatar #3 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
make as many accounts as you want
Ill keep stealing your OC
#6 to #3 - nightmaren (06/27/2011) [-]
Looks like you're sort of unliked by funnyjunk. Maybe you should make a new account, quit stealing people's **** , and stop being a douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nightmaren (06/25/2011) [-]
Lol, good idea, comment what you're doing on my page, that can't be proof for anything at all.
User avatar #5 to #4 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
why you gonna screenshot it? like I give a ****
User avatar #2 - repostingreposter (06/25/2011) [-]
thanks for the oc faggot
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