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#19 - Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. 10/19/2014 on John Oliver 0
#27 - Baldr was loved by all gods and was everybody's favorite, the … 06/25/2013 on Loki's secret army +1
#2 - Don't forget that he is bound to the rock with the intestines …  [+] (14 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Loki's secret army +10
#19 - willypmedina (06/24/2013) [-]
That is so metal that my head shaked a bit
User avatar #3 - redstonealchemist (06/24/2013) [-]
i almost feel like the asgardians deserve ragnarok, seriously what could he have done to get that level of punishment?
#17 - captnnorway (06/24/2013) [-]
There was something I read once that a few of the gods would survive Ragnarok. And after the hell on earth the earth would be reborn, lush and fertile. Two humans would survive and repopulate the earth, together with the gods. There would be no evil and everything would be awesome. Ragnarok isn't that bad of a thing, considering it would make earth a new heaven.
User avatar #4 - horroar (06/24/2013) [-]
He basically killed another god as a joke
User avatar #5 - redstonealchemist (06/24/2013) [-]
as a joke? what the actual fuck
User avatar #8 - honkan (06/24/2013) [-]
I don't remember the details, but it was something about everything in the world promising that it wouldn't kill (can't remember his name) except for 1 plant. To celebrate this all the gods started shooting at x with bow and arrow. Loki tricked one blind god to shoot with the plant instead of an normal arrow, which killed x.
#27 - nightemu (06/25/2013) [-]
Baldr was loved by all gods and was everybody's favorite, the god of light and beauty.One night Baldr had nightmares that he would soon die. His mother Frigg went around the world and made all things and people promise to not hurt Baldr. Only one thing she did not make promise, the mistletoe, as it was too young to make a promise. The gods made a game where they throw spears and such at Baldr, but due to the promises, nothing hurt him. Loki was jealous of Baldr and disguised himself as the giantess Thokk to go to Frigg and find out what it was that would hurt Balder. Loki found out and made a spear of mistletoe. Baldr had a blind brother, Hødr, whom Loki tricked into throwing the mistletoe spear at Balder, killing him instantly. The gods were of course upset and Loki fled. Afterwards, Odin's messenger Hermod traveled to Hel and tried to get Baldr back. The goddess Hel said that he could come back only if all things would weep for him. Frigg went around to get all things to weep. She then came again to Thokk, Loki in disguise, who would not weep, forcing Baldr to remain in Hel until the end of days


TL;DR-Loki killed everyones favorite god as he was a jealous prick.
User avatar #11 - bloodyspy (06/24/2013) [-]
The details would be:
Balder (Baldr) was the god that got killed.
He was killed by a mistletoe, which Frigg had thought harmless.
The blind god, though I'm not sure what to call him (Either Höõr, Höd, Hoder or Hodur), was Balder's brother, and neither Loki nor Höd had meant to actually kill Balder.
#20 - Womens Study Major (06/24/2013) [-]
HODOOOOOOR
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (06/24/2013) [-]
So, it was somewhat an accident? And he was still unbelievably tormented? Even his children who had nothing to do with it.
User avatar #24 - themalherbes (06/24/2013) [-]
it was not at all an accident. Loki was fully aware of what he was doing and meant for Balder to get hurt.
the only part that could be seen as an accident would be from Høder's point of view.
User avatar #12 - teckemeier (06/24/2013) [-]
His original norse name is Høder, but that might be alittle tough to spell without a nordic keyboard
#9 - hillbillypowpow (06/24/2013) [-]
It was Baldr the god of light and the plant was mistletoe.
User avatar #10 - honkan (06/24/2013) [-]
Thanks, haven't read any of the myths since elementary.
#8 - Ich tu dir weh Tut mir nicht leid Das tut dir gut …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Deepthroating Virgins 2.0 +2
User avatar #11 - MrNighthawk (02/20/2013) [-]
Du bist das Schiff, ich der Kapitän
Wohin soll denn die Reise geh'n?
Ich seh' im Spiegel dein Gesicht
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb' dich nicht

#14 - snaigen (02/20/2013) [-]
Do you even german, mein Sohn?
#126 - Whoa, no idea there were so many Rammstein fans on FJ, … 01/04/2013 on Did you know? +3
#25 - In der Tiefe ist es einsam Und so manche Zähre fließt …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Did you know? +14
User avatar #65 - rokkarokkaali (01/04/2013) [-]
Leave Poland out of this. I'm gonna be checking out the Haifisch houmand was talking about.
#26 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
Was zur Hölle?
#24 - Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen Und die laufen vom Gesi…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Did you know? +65
#126 - nightemu (01/04/2013) [-]
Whoa, no idea there were so many Rammstein fans on FJ, fucking awesome.
User avatar #80 - cristianpopescu (01/04/2013) [-]
No you can't invade Poland.
User avatar #74 - theaveragetard (01/04/2013) [-]
I love you.
#62 - ratherfastblackman (01/04/2013) [-]
#53 - hellothisisdog (01/04/2013) [-]
No you cannot gas the Jews.
User avatar #39 - dividerbyzero (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't speak Nazi.
User avatar #140 - technosauce (01/04/2013) [-]
Using your reasoning everyone who is american is a fat redneck cousin fucker. Not every german was or is a Nazi.
User avatar #41 - huszti (01/04/2013) [-]
and neither do you speak funny
#123 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like faggot to me.
User avatar #28 - neozas (01/04/2013) [-]
what the fuck
User avatar #48 - daentraya (01/04/2013) [-]
It's a song about friendship and crying sharks.
And the shark has tears
and they run down its face
But the shark lives in water
So noone sees the tears
User avatar #31 - houmand (01/04/2013) [-]
Rammstein - Haifisch

It's a song. Lovely metaphores.
#25 - nightemu (01/04/2013) [-]
In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Zähre fließt
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
in den Meeren salzig ist
User avatar #65 - rokkarokkaali (01/04/2013) [-]
Leave Poland out of this. I'm gonna be checking out the Haifisch houmand was talking about.
#26 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
Was zur Hölle?
#27 - Wohin gehst du, wohin? 12/31/2012 on nazi dinosaurs.. 0
#28 - That is because Estonians are Finns with Down's. 11/17/2012 on Ja +18
#104 - Yeah, Amon Amarth! Can't wait to go see them again! 11/02/2012 on metal +2
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