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|#267 - Side note: I'm a woman and I'm not sure if this is true of rem… [+] (1 new reply)||03/07/2014 on Health at every size||0|
|#262 - Live with the peace of mind that if you keep sticking to your … [+] (11 new replies)||03/07/2014 on Health at every size||+2|
#276 - deafmagnets (03/07/2014) [-]
#280 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Actually I did think about going to college for business management... but a passion of mine has been military police, or just basic police... not the crooked beat niggers type, but the crooked throw a bag of pot out the window and give you a warning type.. you know the ones you see playing with kids, just being a good dude.
#283 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
xD I'm also aiming to join the military, preferably after my nursing is out of the way. "MEDIC!"
Man I wouldn't want to be on the other end of your weapon. If you kept down the path you're going, with your body type, you're going to be one hell of a dude. -Grins- Add me?
#291 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not one of those fagboy's that be like "friendzone4ever" I can talk to girls, but It's been harder for me because of weight, but It's gotten just a little bit easier as time goes by. This girl that use to pick on me now actually tells me she didn't think i had someone handsome fucker hiding behind the fat, I smiled like a goof lol
#290 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Medics are the most badass imo... I couldn't do it... go in barely armed then possibly have to tend to the wounded, and carry them back maybe... that's hardcore.
A while back i did play football, I was slow... but i could hit and take a hit.. I was Varsity my sophmore year as a right tackle... but I got a job and I never thought that I'd get accepted to university for Football lol... So That wasn't a goal, i was just a beast when on the field... they'd have me play offense and sometimes defense, and I was like a wet noodle, i'd slip buy the offense and get a few sacks on the quarter back. Now that i've lost some of the weight i found out what my times where on the mile run and what not for military, the only thing i need to work with is my pushups but my mile run is 10 mins, what use to be 18 mins to complete... my situps a minute are 56 in which use to be 20, my pushups in a minute are 30 on what use to be like 10
I'm not that ugly either lol, My teeth may be throwing up gang signs, but I got a personality (from what I've been told) that makes a girl melt, and feel good.
#293 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
I agree. You make my heart warm and I smile to hear anything you say. (Or type, depending how one views it..)
My pushups are gold, situps have always been great, the mile I'm working on. It was 15 minutes 13 months ago, but I've worked pretty hard since then and hit the track nearly every day.
Aw. Funnyjunk just got to watch a crush bloom. ^_^
#296 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Say, type, who give a damn lol
i took army Jrotc and that helped my self esteem with people... a lot of good values taught, that class is what put me on track for my career goals... i would hit the track everyday, but as a full time employee for KFC, Taco Bell... it's hard to know when you can.
And o rlly now? Tell me a little about yourself, on my wall if you'd like?
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