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nighkey

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/02/2010
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Iowa
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Comment Ranking:#15927
Highest Content Rank:#1131
Highest Comment Rank:#3814
Content Thumbs: 3060 total,  3338 ,  278
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Content Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 203 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 204 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:131077
Times Content Favorited:317 times
Total Comments Made:998
FJ Points:1867
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)

latest user's comments

#215 - And thus a beautiful relationship was born, on FJ, on a post c…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on make him cum in seconds! +1
#216 - auronexplains (06/08/2015) [-]
FFX was the first game I ever played. It remains my fave to this day. Good to know others enjoy it.
Just look at Auron not giving a fuck Look at it
#213 - lol YES. FFX You're my new friend.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on make him cum in seconds! +1
#214 - auronexplains (06/08/2015) [-]
Another person on FJ who likes FFX???
User avatar #215 - nighkey (06/08/2015) [-]
And thus a beautiful relationship was born, on FJ, on a post called "Make him cum in seconds."

[The rest of the convo is censored.]
#216 - auronexplains (06/08/2015) [-]
FFX was the first game I ever played. It remains my fave to this day. Good to know others enjoy it.
Just look at Auron not giving a fuck Look at it
#185 - Anyone [male?] in Iowa...  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2015 on make him cum in seconds! +1
#210 - auronexplains (06/08/2015) [-]
TFW YOURE IN FLORIDA AND TOO FAR AWAY
User avatar #213 - nighkey (06/08/2015) [-]
lol
YES. FFX

You're my new friend.
#214 - auronexplains (06/08/2015) [-]
Another person on FJ who likes FFX???
User avatar #215 - nighkey (06/08/2015) [-]
And thus a beautiful relationship was born, on FJ, on a post called "Make him cum in seconds."

[The rest of the convo is censored.]
#216 - auronexplains (06/08/2015) [-]
FFX was the first game I ever played. It remains my fave to this day. Good to know others enjoy it.
Just look at Auron not giving a fuck Look at it
#92 - But like whey protein shakes it contains all essential amino a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on The Rock improvises his lines 0
User avatar #93 - Voxker (06/08/2015) [-]
sure.
#120 - Abdominal plank for 10 seconds. 06/08/2015 on Productive Thumb Whoring +1
#99 - Circle of life. .....Wait. 05/31/2015 on YouTube comp part 1 0
#358 - **** you, I'm a hawt girl (sorry) and I'm drooling. I L… 05/30/2015 on Talking to girls using pics... 0
#206 - I'm up because I'm too lazy to keep doing this at the computer… 05/28/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#80 - I love how it's sticking its head up, like it's trying to be taller. 05/26/2015 on Dog 0
#352 - Doesn't matter. You can never leave. 05/26/2015 on Newbies and lurkers, new color 0
#161 - I'm actually going in on the 2nd of June to get all of the pre…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Interesting Facts +3
#173 - thrifty (05/24/2015) [-]
You have my respect, random stranger.
#56 - You can be my friend. 05/20/2015 on Here ya go kiddo! 0
#155 - Damn it. I actually logged in to send you a message, and "… 05/20/2015 on 0
#247 - I live in the middle of said windmills. 02/04/2015 on The Government 0
#51 - **nighkey rolled comment #1041778 ** : 09/14/2014 on ED-E 0
#2986 - Obviously I suck and this never should have been attempted. 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#2984 - **nighkey rolls 821,145**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
User avatar #2986 - nighkey (08/14/2014) [-]
Obviously I suck and this never should have been attempted.
#2980 - **nighkey rolls 417,003**  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
User avatar #2984 - nighkey (08/14/2014) [-]
**nighkey rolls 821,145**
User avatar #2986 - nighkey (08/14/2014) [-]
Obviously I suck and this never should have been attempted.
#2978 - **nighkey rolls 315,675**  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
User avatar #2980 - nighkey (08/14/2014) [-]
**nighkey rolls 417,003**
User avatar #2984 - nighkey (08/14/2014) [-]
**nighkey rolls 821,145**
User avatar #2986 - nighkey (08/14/2014) [-]
Obviously I suck and this never should have been attempted.
#263 - That's true, but breaking out of a rough relationship is like … 05/18/2014 on 5 am 0
#262 - Forgot to log in. 05/18/2014 on 5 am 0
#292 - **nighkey rolled image ** I'd pay money for this kind of thing. 04/28/2014 on messed up people 0
#282 - I read 'larder.' Whoops. 04/28/2014 on Fattie vs. anon 0
#74 - Also most of my many ferrets passed away from tumors. 3 of the… 04/27/2014 on freeing a stuck ferret 0
#73 - They are very very messy and require daily cleaning without fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on freeing a stuck ferret 0
User avatar #74 - nighkey (04/27/2014) [-]
Also most of my many ferrets passed away from tumors. 3 of them, in fact. Around 5 and 7 years of age. The rest more or less from old age.

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Total unique items point value: 300 / Total items point value: 300
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#76 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (06/13/2015) [-]
Hey, have this awesome wallpaper...
#77 to #76 - nighkey (06/14/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD IT'S SO BRIGHT.

And you suck at answering PMS.
User avatar #78 to #77 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Hey, it's not my fault that you live in a dark cave implying I don't

Also I suck at everything

I have uninstalled skype couple days ago, felt so quite so I removed it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nighkey (06/19/2015) [-]
I do live in a cave. >_>

Oh. Well. I tried. -Draws more art.- Coulda' had some great gaming conversations..

Minecraft..
#74 - auronexplains ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Mfw I manage to make a friend on here wtf.
#75 to #74 - nighkey (06/09/2015) [-]
Have you let the love of the Empire into your life today?
#73 - kingalister ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
**kingalister rolls 129** Perfect every time
**kingalister rolls 129** Perfect every time
User avatar #73 - toxickooties (05/08/2014) [-]
How's my casual stalker?
#72 - deafmagnets (04/10/2014) [-]
This one
#71 - xxkillionarexx (02/27/2014) [-]
Abababababababababbab
User avatar #60 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I got a new pet today

Found it actually
User avatar #61 to #60 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
Is it a snake. >_>
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
no, I already have two
User avatar #63 to #62 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh jeez. What did you get??
User avatar #65 to #64 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
Aw You need to login to view this link =D Praying mantis! Breed it an you will have 300-400 more of them. chameleons love them. So..What are you feeding it? Crickets?
#66 to #65 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
Crickets, moths, beetles, earwigs, house spiders, etc
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
oh **** wrong pic
User avatar #68 to #67 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOW YOU'VE SEEN ME WHEN I WAS SIX


MY IDENTITY IS NO LONGER A SECRET
User avatar #69 to #68 - nighkey (01/24/2014) [-]
BAHAHAHA ******* SAVED.
User avatar #70 to #69 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #18 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
**xxkillionarexx sneaks into your profile through the unlocked back door**
User avatar #22 to #18 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
And where am I supposed to find a human heart? -Narrows her eyes suspiciously.- ..Also don't get any mud on the carpet.. XD
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I know where we could get a heart...

And geez, sooorryyyy


Its raining outside, don't get mad at me!
User avatar #24 to #23 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
I swear if this has anything to do with xMWxBEASTx I'm going to..

-Blood all over floor, mud would not even be seen..-
User avatar #26 to #24 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, what is going on
User avatar #29 to #26 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Who let you in?! I freaking need a better lock! ..Wait I don't have a lock..

And nothing.
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IT WAS HIS IDEA. -Points at xxkillionarexx -
User avatar #32 to #29 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
*throws my hands up* Way to throw me under the bus
User avatar #35 to #32 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
If this were a zombie apocalypse, I'd run slower than you. It's fair, okay?
User avatar #45 to #35 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
But I want to survive too!
User avatar #47 to #45 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
If I'm running slower you'll survive until you're the slowest member. Also I have an irrational fear of zombies. And ovens. ..Someone else has to take things in and out of ovens for me... T_T
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I wouldn't let you die <3


Well... depends...
User avatar #51 to #48 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
....

......................

At first I was like, "DA'AAWW! That's the biggest compliment I've ever gotten this month." Then I was like.. "Well... IT DEPENDS." XD

If we were in a zombie apocolypse, I would have your back. As long as you don't mind obnoxious 70s Beatles songs continuously sung to cope with the phobia. And 'I'm walking on Sunshine.' Till we ran out of ammo. Then you got bit.. ...Then I'd jot down your final thoughts and wishes and kill you with a rock. For your sake. Right?
User avatar #54 to #51 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I love the Beatles. And oldies. Its the best.

I'd be singing along with you


IF I get bit
User avatar #55 to #54 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
..You are officially the peak member of my "If you had to pick 4 people to survive an apocalypse with" team.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
SCORE!!
User avatar #31 to #29 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
The door was unlocked? I came in through the window
User avatar #34 to #31 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
You classy bastard. =/
User avatar #36 to #34 - xMWxBEASTx (01/08/2014) [-]
Do you know how hard that was?!
User avatar #43 to #36 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Dude, the window was open
User avatar #25 to #24 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't going to say that... but that is another option....
User avatar #27 to #25 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeeeesss.. >_>
User avatar #28 to #27 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
What I was going to say was Ebay of course!
User avatar #30 to #28 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
But they don't let me back there. D=
User avatar #33 to #30 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Use mine..
User avatar #37 to #33 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
..This one says 'used.' ..Do you think that would be okay? I think it would be hard to find a 'new' one.
User avatar #38 to #37 - xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-]
Just rinse it off
User avatar #20 to #18 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
oO -Blinks, wearing apron, completely drenched in questionable substances with a sharp blade.- Iiiii am elbow deep in goat blood. ...Yeah..uh.. ...

BAAAA!

You shut up! Damn it they make me buy these in pairs for the membership discount!
User avatar #5 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Bro, tittentei totally wants your D.

User avatar #8 to #5 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
But..I'm a woman when I checked the last time. o_o; BRING IT SUCKA.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Hi, I'm Ali. It's nice to make your acquaintance.
User avatar #10 to #9 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Hi. I'm nighkey. I like weird senses of humor and awkward hand shakes. *Heavy breathing*

-I'm kidding, entirely. You're freaking amazing. Flipped a coin on it.

User avatar #11 to #10 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Thank you based coin
User avatar #12 to #11 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
^_^ Is that a male Ali or a female Ali? Can't tell after 1990.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Nothing was the same after the 80's

Rap, Hoes, Weed....All changed.

Is Male Ali. Short for Alister which is the name I go by.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Aww that's so sweet! I've always had a fondness for that name but never met a real person with it. ..Tons of elves on WoW, though...

Congratulations, you're a majestic elf in my head, now.
#15 to #14 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Wouldn't expect to be anything less.
Wouldn't expect to be anything less.
User avatar #16 to #15 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm Erika, nice to meet you properly.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Indeed so.

So, what do you do for fun?
#39 to #17 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Welll.. Yesterday I made a Satanic Christmas cake, that book is an early 1950s sexual instruction manual for married couples with very out of date information I found in the floor boards of my basement (ceiling), the med kit in the back is because I pulled the nail off my big toe in a stunning act of ungracefulness and made the most amazing cringe gore image for 4Chan, so.. ...I guess I just stumble across frost page material on a regular basis and just don't do anything with it? XD

What do you do for fun?
User avatar #40 to #39 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I like to sit around and laugh at racist jokes
User avatar #41 to #40 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Got any good ones?
User avatar #42 to #41 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well, like most really good jokes they require context and build up. I wouldn't want to shame the good name of comedy by pitching cheap ones.

I also enjoy playing video games. Which I am sure is where most of my racist tendencies and slurs originate from

User avatar #44 to #42 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
My neighbors are a different color than me. And they play really really loud bass music, yell at each other, and use our trash can on trash day. I think that is where mine came from.
User avatar #46 to #44 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Your neighbors wouldn't happen to be...Negros, would they?
User avatar #49 to #46 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
Well now that you mention it... A'yep. I'd prefer not to be racist simply because one group of people is chimping out 24/7, but it becomes difficult not to call them naughty things some days.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well you know how hard those negro's party.

I've listened to 90's rap music, I know how these things go.
User avatar #57 to #50 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
That's the way it was, they were different songs, just different rap songs that sounded the same. Then, nope. They just stared playing the same one on loop for 2 and a half hours for some reason. =/ Bleeeh. Ironically it wasn't rap. So it seemed like, "Hey gais! Gaaiis! Check this out, listen to this! It sounds different!" Because it is music instead of.. Well.. People shouting profanities at a microphone.

Eminem isn't too bad.. At least he isn't rough or callous, and weaves stories. ..Most of them horrifically gang/rape related with drugs and alcohol, but some aren't..
User avatar #52 to #50 - nighkey (01/08/2014) [-]
But they play the SAME SONG over and over. x_x
User avatar #53 to #52 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
It may seem like the same song but if you listening closely, they are actually saying different things
User avatar #6 to #5 - tittentei (01/08/2014) [-]
shut up and it's a girl
User avatar #7 to #6 - kingalister ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Bro
#3 - John Cena (11/04/2013) [-]
hey i know this is strange but do u own snakes?

and is it true that the cobra growl?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nighkey (11/04/2013) [-]
I own a number of red tail boas and ball pythons. Both of those are non venomous constrictors, quite docile.

All snakes can hiss, but like the difference between a jaguar and cheetah's roar, the cobra has a much lower frequency of hiss that can be compared to the sound of a growl. Try looking it up on youtube.
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