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- Which is why one of the three men approached with a gun.
I don't think so sons
doiii im nighkey and i dun get juks on the funnyjunk
I think his was a joke on religion, not criticism.
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That's a huge fucking difference in most people's eyes.
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- I know this is bait, but I had boas sell literally in 15 hours…
I want a ball python something fierce. I love how gorgeous they are.
However I breed rabbits for a living. And even if I kept the cages in different rooms he could still smell them on my hands and I'm not sure washing would be enough. However, the upside of breeding rabbits is that babies die all the fucking time. I breed Dwarf rabbits, so about half the time the babies are lethal gene'd and die. So I'd have a bunch of snakefood without having to kill anything. I just lost a litter of 5 to the mom scattering kits and then another 6 because the female had 11 and couldn't care for them all.
- Probably to freeze some. Boas eat thawed prey way better than pythons.
- Been there. Trust me when I say, "There are reasons."…
I have rats too. Can I see a pic?
I mean I volunteered for this guy who had a reptile rescue out of his home. he had everything, 2 alligators, carpet pythons, a cobra, corn snakes, etc.
and all he had to do was throw some rats in his little breeder rack in his backyard, toss them some dog kibble and fresh water every day. my point being, extremely cheap and easy to feed a large collection of reptiles. so why not do it?
and I know you know everything I said above lol, just trying to explain my point.
- I have a number of boas myself, (breed them) and some adults a…
Makes sense. Our old gal was pretty big and strong. She had this weird eye thing going on, supposedly she was blind, but she could find rats no problem.
I'll be mindful of that if I get another snake, though.
- You do know that Islamic religion is based on a prophet, not a…
I haven't seen a christian start a criminal cultist army and try to take over and overthrow countries, behead and suicide bomb innocent civilians.
The United States, minus the beheadings. We don't waste time beheading, we just drone strike your wedding because your cell phone might have been related to terrorists, and we also double-tap hospitals by bombing them because maybe terrorists are inside and then put guys on the ground coming in to shoot anyone fleeing the hospital. We can go as far back as Libya in the 1980s, when one of our guys was killed in Berlin, we responded by bombing the hell out of multiple regions of Libya, nearly half being civilians. That was under a president that paraded his Christianity like no president before.
Ah, but did he do it only under the guise of christianity?
No, just oil and muh freedom
Watch his response, 1986.
I don't see Christians putting bombs on their kids.
or bringing down planes
Thats the next step in the masterplan
Shit. We've been found out!
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