nighkey
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| #46 - **nighkey used "*roll picture*"** **nighkey rolled image *… [+] (1 new reply) | 12 hours ago on Draw for me | +14 |
| #4 - Lawls. My gym is cray cray right now, but mostly with a bunch … | 01/08/2016 on New Year's Resolutions | +1 |
| #243 - Which is why one of the three men approached with a gun. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/08/2015 on I don't think so sons | -3 |
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| #93 - Dude. That's why we RP. Join us and enjoy the freedom. It only… | 12/07/2015 on nighkey's profile | 0 |
| #40 - I've laughed harder almost more than I have ever cried. | 11/29/2015 on Buttholee's supreme webm... | 0 |
| #40 - I'm reasonably poor and technically not renting or owning anyt… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/20/2015 on everyone at the moment | +3 |
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| #60 - As soon as I saw the hand. I was racing to turn down the volum… | 11/20/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 62) | +1 |
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 I want a ball python something fierce. I love how gorgeous they are. However I breed rabbits for a living. And even if I kept the cages in different rooms he could still smell them on my hands and I'm not sure washing would be enough. However, the upside of breeding rabbits is that babies die all the fucking time. I breed Dwarf rabbits, so about half the time the babies are lethal gene'd and die. So I'd have a bunch of snakefood without having to kill anything. I just lost a litter of 5 to the mom scattering kits and then another 6 because the female had 11 and couldn't care for them all. | ||
| #71 - Probably to freeze some. Boas eat thawed prey way better than pythons. | 11/15/2015 on 20 rats | 0 |
| #69 - Been there. Trust me when I say, "There are reasons."… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/15/2015 on 20 rats | 0 |
 I mean I volunteered for this guy who had a reptile rescue out of his home. he had everything, 2 alligators, carpet pythons, a cobra, corn snakes, etc. and all he had to do was throw some rats in his little breeder rack in his backyard, toss them some dog kibble and fresh water every day. my point being, extremely cheap and easy to feed a large collection of reptiles. so why not do it? and I know you know everything I said above lol, just trying to explain my point. | ||
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raidaltamimi (12/07/2015) [-] imagine if we had the ability to live in a story of out imagination for minutes, completely separated world, far away from all the problems and the stress of our reality, imagine yourself being in small room, in a small house, away from the city, sitting in a comfortable chair, watching the shiny snow flakes falling from the sky while holding a hot cup of marshmallow and chocolate, and nothing goes on in your mind but calmness and happiness.
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nighkey (12/07/2015) [-] Dude. That's why we RP. Join us and enjoy the freedom. It only lasts in session of like half an hour, but it's a half hour away from life.
Also every winter I do just that at least one time. Hot chocolate, quiet soft place to sit, falling snow. Wait alll year for it, like a dreamy fantasy. [Do you read my mind?] Company and lots of blankets will one day make it better.
Also every winter I do just that at least one time. Hot chocolate, quiet soft place to sit, falling snow. Wait alll year for it, like a dreamy fantasy. [Do you read my mind?] Company and lots of blankets will one day make it better.
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auronexplains (07/31/2015) [-] You should paint Auron It's totally not because I need a dank desktop wallpaper. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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raidaltamimi (06/17/2015) [-] funnyjunk.com/Minecraft+holographic+e3+demo/movies/5582733/
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raidaltamimi (06/14/2015) [-] Hey, it's not my fault that you live in a dark cave implying I don't
Also I suck at everything
I have uninstalled skype couple days ago, felt so quite so I removed it.
Also I suck at everything
I have uninstalled skype couple days ago, felt so quite so I removed it.
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nighkey (01/24/2014) [-] Aw
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=D Praying mantis! Breed it an you will have 300-400 more of them. chameleons love them. So..What are you feeding it? Crickets?
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xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-] NOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOW YOU'VE SEEN ME WHEN I WAS SIX
MY IDENTITY IS NO LONGER A SECRET
MY IDENTITY IS NO LONGER A SECRET
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xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-] **xxkillionarexx sneaks into your profile through the unlocked back door**
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xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-] I know where we could get a heart...
And geez, sooorryyyy
Its raining outside, don't get mad at me!
And geez, sooorryyyy
Its raining outside, don't get mad at me!
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nighkey (01/08/2014) [-] ....
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At first I was like, "DA'AAWW! That's the biggest compliment I've ever gotten this month." Then I was like.. "Well... IT DEPENDS." XD
If we were in a zombie apocolypse, I would have your back. As long as you don't mind obnoxious 70s Beatles songs continuously sung to cope with the phobia. And 'I'm walking on Sunshine.' Till we ran out of ammo. Then you got bit.. ...Then I'd jot down your final thoughts and wishes and kill you with a rock. For your sake. Right?
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At first I was like, "DA'AAWW! That's the biggest compliment I've ever gotten this month." Then I was like.. "Well... IT DEPENDS." XD
If we were in a zombie apocolypse, I would have your back. As long as you don't mind obnoxious 70s Beatles songs continuously sung to cope with the phobia. And 'I'm walking on Sunshine.' Till we ran out of ammo. Then you got bit.. ...Then I'd jot down your final thoughts and wishes and kill you with a rock. For your sake. Right?
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xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-] I love the Beatles. And oldies. Its the best.
I'd be singing along with you
IF I get bit
I'd be singing along with you
IF I get bit
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xxkillionarexx (01/08/2014) [-] I wasn't going to say that... but that is another option....
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kingalister (01/08/2014) [-] I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Hi, I'm Ali. It's nice to make your acquaintance.
Hi, I'm Ali. It's nice to make your acquaintance.
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kingalister (01/08/2014) [-] Nothing was the same after the 80's
Rap, Hoes, Weed....All changed.
Is Male Ali. Short for Alister which is the name I go by.
Rap, Hoes, Weed....All changed.
Is Male Ali. Short for Alister which is the name I go by.
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nighkey (01/08/2014) [-] Welll.. Yesterday I made a Satanic Christmas cake, that book is an early 1950s sexual instruction manual for married couples with very out of date information I found in the floor boards of my basement (ceiling), the med kit in the back is because I pulled the nail off my big toe in a stunning act of ungracefulness and made the most amazing cringe gore image for 4Chan, so.. ...I guess I just stumble across frost page material on a regular basis and just don't do anything with it? XD
What do you do for fun?
What do you do for fun?
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kingalister (01/08/2014) [-] Well, like most really good jokes they require context and build up. I wouldn't want to shame the good name of comedy by pitching cheap ones.
I also enjoy playing video games. Which I am sure is where most of my racist tendencies and slurs originate from
I also enjoy playing video games. Which I am sure is where most of my racist tendencies and slurs originate from
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kingalister (01/08/2014) [-] Your neighbors wouldn't happen to be...Negros, would they?
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kingalister (01/08/2014) [-] Well you know how hard those negro's party.
I've listened to 90's rap music, I know how these things go.
I've listened to 90's rap music, I know how these things go.
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nighkey (01/08/2014) [-] That's the way it was, they were different songs, just different rap songs that sounded the same. Then, nope. They just stared playing the same one on loop for 2 and a half hours for some reason. =/ Bleeeh. Ironically it wasn't rap. So it seemed like, "Hey gais! Gaaiis! Check this out, listen to this! It sounds different!" Because it is music instead of.. Well.. People shouting profanities at a microphone.
Eminem isn't too bad.. At least he isn't rough or callous, and weaves stories. ..Most of them horrifically gang/rape related with drugs and alcohol, but some aren't..
Eminem isn't too bad.. At least he isn't rough or callous, and weaves stories. ..Most of them horrifically gang/rape related with drugs and alcohol, but some aren't..
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kingalister (01/08/2014) [-] It may seem like the same song but if you listening closely, they are actually saying different things
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anon (11/04/2013) [-]
hey i know this is strange but do u own snakes?
and is it true that the cobra growl?
and is it true that the cobra growl?
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nighkey (11/04/2013) [-] I own a number of red tail boas and ball pythons. Both of those are non venomous constrictors, quite docile.
All snakes can hiss, but like the difference between a jaguar and cheetah's roar, the cobra has a much lower frequency of hiss that can be compared to the sound of a growl. Try looking it up on youtube.
All snakes can hiss, but like the difference between a jaguar and cheetah's roar, the cobra has a much lower frequency of hiss that can be compared to the sound of a growl. Try looking it up on youtube.
