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Video Games Played: Halo 4, Blops. Blops 2
X-box Gamertag: killology 411
Interests: Gaming, Chess
Date Signed Up:3/05/2013
Last Login:12/14/2014
Location:Minnesota
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#53 - Holy **** I didn't understand one word you just said  [+] (9 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Dr.KAKU 0
User avatar #57 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Your username is 'niggershrimps'. Of course you didn't.
User avatar #60 - niggershrimps (04/10/2014) [-]
I knew that's what you were going to say.

Don't judge me based on my username, though. I never got to take physics or anything fun like that.
User avatar #61 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm sure if you took it, you would understand. And am I correct in saying the username originates from the niggershrimp that killed all the other shrimp on a post that got reposted quite a bit on FJ before?
User avatar #62 - niggershrimps (04/10/2014) [-]
To be quite honest, the guy that created that asked me about it.
I actually didn't know about the niggershrimp content until after I made the account which is kind of ironic considering I've been lurking since about 05 and we laughed it off. Yeah, I probably could, but math isn't my thing, and I always got graded badly on my labs. Not that I was a science retard, but my teacher just REALLY didn't like my labs.

Got an A in physical science and an A in chem though.
User avatar #64 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, as long as you do something you enjoy, you're good.
User avatar #69 - niggershrimps (04/10/2014) [-]
Military hopefully. What do you do?
User avatar #77 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Forensic science. Masters Degree'd in it. It's nothing like the TV shows like NCIS make it out. But there is occasionally a hot goth girl.
User avatar #89 - niggershrimps (04/11/2014) [-]
That's frickin sweet. A girl I had a fling with had a masters degree in that as well. She was over my head, obviously.
User avatar #91 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol well good for you then.
#2 - Right 04/02/2014 on The Ass Was Fat(Original) 0
#2 - Where?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Not what he expected 0
#3 - thesecretberry (03/16/2014) [-]
you edited it out and you know it
#3 - You mean someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Well... Overqualified +8
#4 - ruderoody (02/20/2014) [-]
You're right probably not what am I thinking doubting people silly me
#175 - That ******* got me. 01/25/2014 on The Cockpit of Shame +2
#147 - You forgot this ***** right here 01/12/2014 on TFW NO GF 0
#99 - I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet. … 01/09/2014 on Such romance -1
#85 - Find where it says he's 18 or younger and I'll shut up.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Such romance 0
User avatar #88 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
I never said it stated his age bracket, that's where you're getting butthurt. I said he's not closer to late 20's because of his lack of maturity and the fact that he's only ever had one relationship, barely, and he quickly jumps on the "love bandwagon". That along with his vocabulary spells out younger person, most likely teen. He's even described in most of the play books as a "young man", so if YOU say 40 is the limit, young would be way less than 25.
User avatar #99 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet.

You win this simply for the fact that I'm too exhausted to argue.
#83 - Hurr durr it doesn't say the age so you must be right and I mu…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Such romance -2
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You're just acting like an idiot now. Still can't tell me where that line is?
User avatar #85 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Find where it says he's 18 or younger and I'll shut up.
User avatar #88 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
I never said it stated his age bracket, that's where you're getting butthurt. I said he's not closer to late 20's because of his lack of maturity and the fact that he's only ever had one relationship, barely, and he quickly jumps on the "love bandwagon". That along with his vocabulary spells out younger person, most likely teen. He's even described in most of the play books as a "young man", so if YOU say 40 is the limit, young would be way less than 25.
User avatar #99 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet.

You win this simply for the fact that I'm too exhausted to argue.
#77 - No, he REALLY isn't. Please do some research.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Such romance 0
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You actually might want to do some research. His age is NEVER shown in the play, and your only "proof" is to watch the films, and one line you claim to be in the play without actually giving a line, page, act, or scene. I actually bothered to look it up, and it's implies he's still around a teen because of his maturity level and how quickly he jumps on his infatuation with Juliet.
User avatar #83 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Hurr durr it doesn't say the age so you must be right and I must be wrong.
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You're just acting like an idiot now. Still can't tell me where that line is?
User avatar #85 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Find where it says he's 18 or younger and I'll shut up.
User avatar #88 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
I never said it stated his age bracket, that's where you're getting butthurt. I said he's not closer to late 20's because of his lack of maturity and the fact that he's only ever had one relationship, barely, and he quickly jumps on the "love bandwagon". That along with his vocabulary spells out younger person, most likely teen. He's even described in most of the play books as a "young man", so if YOU say 40 is the limit, young would be way less than 25.
User avatar #99 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet.

You win this simply for the fact that I'm too exhausted to argue.
#72 - Are you kidding? Watch Romeo and Juliet films. Plays. The …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Such romance 0
#79 - juffs (01/09/2014) [-]
Okay, that's a misconception. The average lifespan was 40 because of the INSANE rates of child mortality. Kids dropping left and right from all sorts of shit because there are no hospitals to fix them.

The accepted rule of thumb was that if a man lived to see twenty, he could expect to see seventy
User avatar #78 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
Might as well point out he was overly dramatic, also every resource I can find mostly education related sites say 16ish, given that 40 was considered old he was described as "A young man". If you can find some solid proof that I cant do link it.
User avatar #74 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
Dude, Romeo is closer to 18, probably under. That's why he's still so immature about love and has only ever really found one woman (Rosaline) by then.
User avatar #77 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
No, he REALLY isn't. Please do some research.
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You actually might want to do some research. His age is NEVER shown in the play, and your only "proof" is to watch the films, and one line you claim to be in the play without actually giving a line, page, act, or scene. I actually bothered to look it up, and it's implies he's still around a teen because of his maturity level and how quickly he jumps on his infatuation with Juliet.
User avatar #83 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Hurr durr it doesn't say the age so you must be right and I must be wrong.
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You're just acting like an idiot now. Still can't tell me where that line is?
User avatar #85 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Find where it says he's 18 or younger and I'll shut up.
User avatar #88 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
I never said it stated his age bracket, that's where you're getting butthurt. I said he's not closer to late 20's because of his lack of maturity and the fact that he's only ever had one relationship, barely, and he quickly jumps on the "love bandwagon". That along with his vocabulary spells out younger person, most likely teen. He's even described in most of the play books as a "young man", so if YOU say 40 is the limit, young would be way less than 25.
User avatar #99 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet.

You win this simply for the fact that I'm too exhausted to argue.
#70 - **** no, Romeo was in his late 20's to early 30's.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Such romance -1
User avatar #92 - jonnyp (01/09/2014) [-]
but juliet was still 13, right?
User avatar #71 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
and you can back this up with?
User avatar #72 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Are you kidding?
Watch Romeo and Juliet films. Plays. The book itself.
He was old enough to where he thought he would die any day, which back then, 40 was considered incredibly old and on borrowed time.
#79 - juffs (01/09/2014) [-]
Okay, that's a misconception. The average lifespan was 40 because of the INSANE rates of child mortality. Kids dropping left and right from all sorts of shit because there are no hospitals to fix them.

The accepted rule of thumb was that if a man lived to see twenty, he could expect to see seventy
User avatar #78 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
Might as well point out he was overly dramatic, also every resource I can find mostly education related sites say 16ish, given that 40 was considered old he was described as "A young man". If you can find some solid proof that I cant do link it.
User avatar #74 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
Dude, Romeo is closer to 18, probably under. That's why he's still so immature about love and has only ever really found one woman (Rosaline) by then.
User avatar #77 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
No, he REALLY isn't. Please do some research.
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You actually might want to do some research. His age is NEVER shown in the play, and your only "proof" is to watch the films, and one line you claim to be in the play without actually giving a line, page, act, or scene. I actually bothered to look it up, and it's implies he's still around a teen because of his maturity level and how quickly he jumps on his infatuation with Juliet.
User avatar #83 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Hurr durr it doesn't say the age so you must be right and I must be wrong.
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You're just acting like an idiot now. Still can't tell me where that line is?
User avatar #85 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Find where it says he's 18 or younger and I'll shut up.
User avatar #88 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
I never said it stated his age bracket, that's where you're getting butthurt. I said he's not closer to late 20's because of his lack of maturity and the fact that he's only ever had one relationship, barely, and he quickly jumps on the "love bandwagon". That along with his vocabulary spells out younger person, most likely teen. He's even described in most of the play books as a "young man", so if YOU say 40 is the limit, young would be way less than 25.
User avatar #99 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet.

You win this simply for the fact that I'm too exhausted to argue.
#67 - Romeo was way older than 16. I ******* hate it wh…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Such romance -1
User avatar #69 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
Really? It was to my knowledge that everyone believed Romeo to be around the age of 17. (16 - 18)
User avatar #70 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Fuck no, Romeo was in his late 20's to early 30's.
User avatar #92 - jonnyp (01/09/2014) [-]
but juliet was still 13, right?
User avatar #71 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
and you can back this up with?
User avatar #72 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Are you kidding?
Watch Romeo and Juliet films. Plays. The book itself.
He was old enough to where he thought he would die any day, which back then, 40 was considered incredibly old and on borrowed time.
#79 - juffs (01/09/2014) [-]
Okay, that's a misconception. The average lifespan was 40 because of the INSANE rates of child mortality. Kids dropping left and right from all sorts of shit because there are no hospitals to fix them.

The accepted rule of thumb was that if a man lived to see twenty, he could expect to see seventy
User avatar #78 - bossguycumsplash (01/09/2014) [-]
Might as well point out he was overly dramatic, also every resource I can find mostly education related sites say 16ish, given that 40 was considered old he was described as "A young man". If you can find some solid proof that I cant do link it.
User avatar #74 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
Dude, Romeo is closer to 18, probably under. That's why he's still so immature about love and has only ever really found one woman (Rosaline) by then.
User avatar #77 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
No, he REALLY isn't. Please do some research.
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You actually might want to do some research. His age is NEVER shown in the play, and your only "proof" is to watch the films, and one line you claim to be in the play without actually giving a line, page, act, or scene. I actually bothered to look it up, and it's implies he's still around a teen because of his maturity level and how quickly he jumps on his infatuation with Juliet.
User avatar #83 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Hurr durr it doesn't say the age so you must be right and I must be wrong.
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
You're just acting like an idiot now. Still can't tell me where that line is?
User avatar #85 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
Find where it says he's 18 or younger and I'll shut up.
User avatar #88 - kinginyellow (01/09/2014) [-]
I never said it stated his age bracket, that's where you're getting butthurt. I said he's not closer to late 20's because of his lack of maturity and the fact that he's only ever had one relationship, barely, and he quickly jumps on the "love bandwagon". That along with his vocabulary spells out younger person, most likely teen. He's even described in most of the play books as a "young man", so if YOU say 40 is the limit, young would be way less than 25.
User avatar #99 - niggershrimps (01/09/2014) [-]
I worked an overnight shift and I haven't slept yet.

You win this simply for the fact that I'm too exhausted to argue.
#295 - He pulled a shotgun out on his ex wife who is WHITE. Correct? … 12/21/2013 on Great Moment From South Park 0
#33 - What's really ironic about it is that I didn't even know about… 12/19/2013 on Room mates 0
#3 - Log in and say that and you get a thumb  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on (untitled) +42
User avatar #7 - Denver (12/17/2013) [-]
that and you get a thumb
User avatar #4 - woodenalligator (12/17/2013) [-]
I guess he came at the wrong time. No, just kidding, this isn't that guy. Imagine if I just tried to take credit for that though!
#6 - Being JUST 5'8, I know how this feels. >2013 &… 12/16/2013 on Justice was fucking served 0
#5 - I have no choice but to thumb that up.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Banana Shark +3
#31 - Sabre (12/13/2013) [-]
Good man.
#3 - I'm glad you said "LOL", indicating that you thought…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Banana Shark +61
#4 - bicwatch (12/12/2013) [-]
It is, and I did. good eye sir.
#5 - niggershrimps (12/12/2013) [-]
I have no choice but to thumb that up.
#31 - Sabre (12/13/2013) [-]
Good man.
#2 - Hey, at least it's an original thought as opposed to the train…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Going in dry 0
#6 - tittietwister (12/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - rikter (12/12/2013) [-]
True that.
#2 - You're scaring the children. Stop. Plus, it's not like this is OC.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Don't text and drive 0
#4 - northstar (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm scaring the children? Have you seen your name lately?
#7 - >Asking your cousin on a date >Cheese pizza Wher…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on I haven't laughed this hard... 0
User avatar #9 - onederman (12/10/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're sserioous or just troolling
#4 - I would just screenshot it on 4chan and get myself out of it  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I haven't laughed this hard... +1
#6 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
>Screenshot 4chan
>Get out of it

And what if somebody does some light reading about 4chan? Still pretty fucked if your family think you like cheese pizza
User avatar #7 - niggershrimps (12/09/2013) [-]
>Asking your cousin on a date
>Cheese pizza
Where's the correlation?
User avatar #9 - onederman (12/10/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're sserioous or just troolling
#2 - This is actually one of the funnier things I've seen 12/09/2013 on I haven't laughed this hard... +1
#51 - Ehsy?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on Proper use of fire safety... 0
User avatar #70 - jacklane (12/07/2013) [-]
Apologies. I was trying to sound like a dirty nigger.

I was wondering if you had any niggershrimp content to post. You know, the black shrimp that killed the other shrimp in the aquarium?
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User avatar #14 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #13 - enjoyed (01/03/2014) [-]
your next
#12 - areialview (12/19/2013) [-]
Here buddy
User avatar #5 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
what are you doing you ******
User avatar #6 to #5 - niggershrimps (10/28/2013) [-]
Just Shrimpin
User avatar #7 to #6 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
can i re send?
User avatar #8 to #7 - niggershrimps (10/28/2013) [-]
I personally feel like it's stupid to item trade.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
But...But...But I like it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - niggershrimps (10/28/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
i cri
User avatar #4 - enteroreninenine (10/07/2013) [-]
snakefire
User avatar #1 - therealsuperderpy (03/20/2013) [-]
I want you inside me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - therealsuperderpy (03/20/2013) [-]
Oh yes bb <3
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