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Video Games Played: Halo 4, Blops. Blops 2
X-box Gamertag: killology 411
Interests: Gaming, Chess
Date Signed Up:3/05/2013
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:Minnesota
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#2 - It's just stating that Western Society is a huge cause in the …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/15/2014 on No bad religion, only bad... 0
#3 - kiaserzerg (09/15/2014) [-]
i get that, but why a texan? or at the least a southern country person.
User avatar #4 - niggershrimps (09/15/2014) [-]
Again, it's literally just emphasizing WESTERN. Not Texas. How else would you picture western society without a picture of a white man?
#5 - kiaserzerg (09/15/2014) [-]
uncle sam, a fat person, missiles, a dollar sign wearing an uncle sam hat, a fat white male ina business suit drinking a shake that says "oil". and dude, its a fucking cowboy hat, everyone fucking person in the world associates cowboy hat with america. thats my only question. why that specific perpetuation of a false icon?
User avatar #6 - niggershrimps (09/15/2014) [-]
I think you're way over thinking this, friend.
Are you offended or just curious?
#7 - kiaserzerg (09/15/2014) [-]
curious, i mean, i sit here and see this picture and i understand the joke, america is keeping middle eastern relations torn apart. (i think) but why use the cowboy hat. just the symbolization of a cowboy presented to the world = asshole america. why? its hilariously incorrect. same with a big nosed jew, squinty eyes on asians... you know in the middle of typing that sentence it kind of hit me, and i just feel really fucking stupid now.
User avatar #8 - niggershrimps (09/15/2014) [-]
Naw man. It's cool.

You asked and I did my best to answer.
#9 - kiaserzerg (09/15/2014) [-]
yea, i wasnt asking about the picture just the stereotype. and the picture describes MFW
User avatar #10 - niggershrimps (09/15/2014) [-]
But at the same time, this picture doesn't address the fact that there are radicals in both religions and not just the US being dicks...
#16 - Since when is that known? I've been a long time lurker and hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Proud Dad -1
User avatar #17 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Uhhm, not sure when it started. Just a quick "c&h funnyjunk" on google, theoatmeal's article went big like 2 years ago. I think C&H were on-board with oatmeal. And i know in the past atleast year when i see C&H posts they generally have comments about it, like this one.

theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk
#12 - Do you ACTUALLY think that I can pull off claiming C&H as …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Proud Dad -2
User avatar #15 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
We aren't stating you are trying to "Take credit" for it. It's just known that posting C&H in FJ isn't a good thing.
User avatar #16 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
Since when is that known? I've been a long time lurker and have never heard shit about that
User avatar #17 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Uhhm, not sure when it started. Just a quick "c&h funnyjunk" on google, theoatmeal's article went big like 2 years ago. I think C&H were on-board with oatmeal. And i know in the past atleast year when i see C&H posts they generally have comments about it, like this one.

theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk
#10 - Did they actually? Link it to me and I'll take down 07/03/2014 on Proud Dad -1
#8 - I've never cropped one thing in all my posts on FJ. Jesus chri…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Proud Dad -1
User avatar #13 - thedippestofshits (07/03/2014) [-]
Of course they fucking watermark their shit. Have you ever even been on their site? This is how c&h looks like
explosm.net/comics/
User avatar #11 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Considering, its generally usually a strip comic (not like this one) plus they generally always have C&H under the strip PLUS the artist usually puts his signature in.
User avatar #12 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
Do you ACTUALLY think that I can pull off claiming C&H as my own and not get caught? On a site where 9/10 people know what C&H is?
User avatar #15 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
We aren't stating you are trying to "Take credit" for it. It's just known that posting C&H in FJ isn't a good thing.
User avatar #16 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
Since when is that known? I've been a long time lurker and have never heard shit about that
User avatar #17 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Uhhm, not sure when it started. Just a quick "c&h funnyjunk" on google, theoatmeal's article went big like 2 years ago. I think C&H were on-board with oatmeal. And i know in the past atleast year when i see C&H posts they generally have comments about it, like this one.

theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk
#4 - Do you know how often C&H gets posted on here? I never cla…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Proud Dad -1
User avatar #9 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
He's right. Doesn't really matter if you see others do it, that's a horrible excuse. Plus i'm pretty sure C&H made a statement about not wanting their images on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #14 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Was only something i recall from a few years ago when people were getting their stuff removed, so i'm not even sure what that statement even was. Nor do I care to find it for you. Keep it up if you want. go free spirit do your thang
User avatar #10 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
Did they actually? Link it to me and I'll take down
User avatar #7 - liamdurf (07/03/2014) [-]
Just because others user do it doesn't mean it's okay. People really aren't supposed to post C&H because unlike most other comic sites, they very openly hate people posting their stuff on other sites. Personally, I think it's good because it gets them more attention, but they still don't want it happening.
User avatar #6 - thedippestofshits (07/03/2014) [-]
why'd you go out of the way to crop out any watermakrs then? that's not how C&H originally looks...

And any copyrighted material can be subject to complaints. producers just don't bother, c&h does.
User avatar #8 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
I've never cropped one thing in all my posts on FJ. Jesus christ.
You ever seen a watermark in a C&H before?
User avatar #13 - thedippestofshits (07/03/2014) [-]
Of course they fucking watermark their shit. Have you ever even been on their site? This is how c&h looks like
explosm.net/comics/
User avatar #11 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Considering, its generally usually a strip comic (not like this one) plus they generally always have C&H under the strip PLUS the artist usually puts his signature in.
User avatar #12 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
Do you ACTUALLY think that I can pull off claiming C&H as my own and not get caught? On a site where 9/10 people know what C&H is?
User avatar #15 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
We aren't stating you are trying to "Take credit" for it. It's just known that posting C&H in FJ isn't a good thing.
User avatar #16 - niggershrimps (07/03/2014) [-]
Since when is that known? I've been a long time lurker and have never heard shit about that
User avatar #17 - angelyouduhsexy (07/03/2014) [-]
Uhhm, not sure when it started. Just a quick "c&h funnyjunk" on google, theoatmeal's article went big like 2 years ago. I think C&H were on-board with oatmeal. And i know in the past atleast year when i see C&H posts they generally have comments about it, like this one.

theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk
#22 - I never gave consent  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Attack of the Sandfagt 0
User avatar #36 - neoexdeath (06/24/2014) [-]
Does he look like he NEEDS consent?

Yes, I saw your username.
#433 - Comment deleted 06/23/2014 on Let's Try This Once More 0
#671 - I was here first 06/18/2014 on Fear the niggershrimp 0
#97 - Yo I didn't give yo bitch ass permission to post my pics every… 06/18/2014 on LobsterLord 0
#96 - ************ is best shrimp 06/18/2014 on LobsterLord 0
#287 - You have summoned me a few days late. What the **** … 06/18/2014 on Melanism Vs. Albinism 0
#435 - Do me! 06/14/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 0
#2 - God damn it. I ******* hate you.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Stay mad consolefags 0
User avatar #5 - jacksipian (06/11/2014) [-]
niggershrimp is death, niggershrimp is destruction
#150 - Nope. Did it to someone. They had just filled up thei… 05/20/2014 on This should be a trojan... 0
#153 - Dude. I know. But it's still an infringement of rights and I d… 04/22/2014 on What if 0
#89 - He was president. Who is there to actually challenge him at th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on What if -1
User avatar #91 - sirgawain (04/21/2014) [-]
Challenge him at what point? I'm saying he was paranoid as fuck and wanted to know what people (who he thought were conspiring against him somehow) were saying to each other.
#87 - you DO realize that NSA has everyone under surveilance. …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/21/2014 on What if +1
User avatar #122 - charagrin (04/21/2014) [-]
This really bothers me. No one seems to understand how the NSA works. They aren't "watching everyone", they just reserve the right to do so if they feel the need. Kind of like how the US reserves the right to fight a war in space. Do you guys understand the logistics required to watch even a few thousand people constantly, let alone THREE HUNDRED MILLION people?
User avatar #153 - niggershrimps (04/22/2014) [-]
Dude. I know. But it's still an infringement of rights and I don't know why people are dumb enough to keep these people in power.

We need to have an Icelandic revolution, seriously.
User avatar #147 - meierme (04/22/2014) [-]
i dont give a shit if they dont spy on us all the time its the fact they can at any moment spy on you for what ever reason they see fit. its like if i was given the right to follow you around and watch everything you do and there is nothing you can do about it. even if I'm not presently doing it do you want me to have that right?
User avatar #150 - charagrin (04/22/2014) [-]
You do realize they could already do that, right? They didn't magically get the ability after the bill was passed, they already had everything and were doing it to begin with. And obviously you DON'T care, because you aren't doing anything about it.

We as a collective population have nothing to complain about, because we let it happen. We just sit here and do nothing except talk about it "anonymously" on a internet forum. I am not saying I am not guilty, I am just saying you are not innocent.
User avatar #151 - meierme (04/22/2014) [-]
they would at least need to get a warrant to be able to do it without the bill. and there isnt anything a single person can do, given the opportunity i would join in tearing down the nsa. but there are essential for other reasons so maybe just limiting their power would be a good start.
User avatar #152 - charagrin (04/22/2014) [-]
They needed to have a warrant to do it LEGALLY. Obviously you have never dealt with the government.

And you are the problem. You me, that guy over there, the chick playing video games, the old lady reading a newspaper. because we are all one prson, and we never do anything about it. The excuse is always "I am just one person". Well, so was George Washington. So was Martin Luther King JR. You have to get together to make a change, and we won't so we cant.
User avatar #154 - meierme (04/22/2014) [-]
i was a marine ive dealt with the government plenty. but what ever they got before couldn't hold up in court unless there was a warrant. as for the rest i agree with you. i just have no idea what to do, or where to start.
User avatar #88 - sirgawain (04/21/2014) [-]
It's because it was himself, not the NSA, that was getting information specifically on his political adversaries.
User avatar #89 - niggershrimps (04/21/2014) [-]
He was president. Who is there to actually challenge him at that point?
User avatar #91 - sirgawain (04/21/2014) [-]
Challenge him at what point? I'm saying he was paranoid as fuck and wanted to know what people (who he thought were conspiring against him somehow) were saying to each other.
#72 - ....multidimensional? 04/15/2014 on Holy shit +2
#5 - What do? 04/12/2014 on Absolute gold 0
#82 - What movie is this? I saw previews but I can't remember the name.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on This is the End 0
User avatar #84 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
how about you read the title of the god damn content
#97 - anonymous (04/11/2014) [-]
to be fair if he didn't know the movie the gifs were from he probably wouldn't have guessed that the content title was it.
#89 - That's frickin sweet. A girl I had a fling with had a masters …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Dr.KAKU 0
User avatar #91 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol well good for you then.
#69 - Military hopefully. What do you do?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Dr.KAKU 0
User avatar #77 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Forensic science. Masters Degree'd in it. It's nothing like the TV shows like NCIS make it out. But there is occasionally a hot goth girl.
User avatar #89 - niggershrimps (04/11/2014) [-]
That's frickin sweet. A girl I had a fling with had a masters degree in that as well. She was over my head, obviously.
User avatar #91 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol well good for you then.
#62 - To be quite honest, the guy that created that asked me about i…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Dr.KAKU 0
User avatar #64 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, as long as you do something you enjoy, you're good.
User avatar #69 - niggershrimps (04/10/2014) [-]
Military hopefully. What do you do?
User avatar #77 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Forensic science. Masters Degree'd in it. It's nothing like the TV shows like NCIS make it out. But there is occasionally a hot goth girl.
User avatar #89 - niggershrimps (04/11/2014) [-]
That's frickin sweet. A girl I had a fling with had a masters degree in that as well. She was over my head, obviously.
User avatar #91 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol well good for you then.
#60 - I knew that's what you were going to say. Don't judge…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Dr.KAKU 0
User avatar #61 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm sure if you took it, you would understand. And am I correct in saying the username originates from the niggershrimp that killed all the other shrimp on a post that got reposted quite a bit on FJ before?
User avatar #62 - niggershrimps (04/10/2014) [-]
To be quite honest, the guy that created that asked me about it.
I actually didn't know about the niggershrimp content until after I made the account which is kind of ironic considering I've been lurking since about 05 and we laughed it off. Yeah, I probably could, but math isn't my thing, and I always got graded badly on my labs. Not that I was a science retard, but my teacher just REALLY didn't like my labs.

Got an A in physical science and an A in chem though.
User avatar #64 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, as long as you do something you enjoy, you're good.
User avatar #69 - niggershrimps (04/10/2014) [-]
Military hopefully. What do you do?
User avatar #77 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Forensic science. Masters Degree'd in it. It's nothing like the TV shows like NCIS make it out. But there is occasionally a hot goth girl.
User avatar #89 - niggershrimps (04/11/2014) [-]
That's frickin sweet. A girl I had a fling with had a masters degree in that as well. She was over my head, obviously.
User avatar #91 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Lol well good for you then.
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User avatar #13 - enjoyed (01/03/2014) [-]
your next
#12 - areialview (12/19/2013) [-]
Here buddy
User avatar #5 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
what are you doing you ******
User avatar #6 to #5 - niggershrimps (10/28/2013) [-]
Just Shrimpin
User avatar #7 to #6 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
can i re send?
User avatar #8 to #7 - niggershrimps (10/28/2013) [-]
I personally feel like it's stupid to item trade.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ied (10/28/2013) [-]
But...But...But I like it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - niggershrimps (10/28/2013) [-]
Sorry.
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i cri
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