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niggernazi

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Man i really feel to take a long piss, but i am too lazy to walk to da shitter. Should i just piss in a bottle or my pants? Sugestions pls.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: aint playin sexbawx
Date Signed Up:2/01/2013
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:your moms ass
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just the usual, like fucking bitches, worship Hitler, build swastikas in minecraft and play ps3

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#3 - Not to brag or anything but i kinda have the sam sweater as you. 10 hours ago on Classic humor is best humor 0
#20 - Holy **** she's fat. 10 hours ago on Sometimes they don't get... +15
#33 - Picture 10 hours ago on Liberals Will Defend This -1
#32 - My fat cock is wider than your biceps bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Liberals Will Defend This +2
#34 - kieranbaker (10 hours ago) [-]
#31 - Word. 10 hours ago on Liberals Will Defend This 0
#9 - Nice themed account bro. Themed account unite!  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Topkek +5
User avatar #49 - assassindash (1 hour ago) [-]
Technically not themed, it's a mascot account.

Like Mcburd, only more sex appeal.
#53 - mcburd (47 minutes ago) [-]
>Implying I dont have sex appeal
#54 - assassindash (36 minutes ago) [-]
I can't think of a response for this one.

This has only happened once before, and the feeling is the same.... And the situation is oddly similar.
#5 - Picture 10 hours ago on I'm just here to make you cry -14
#24 - One of my favorite songs. *brofist*  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Police Brutality +1
#29 - solarisofcelestia (8 hours ago) [-]
*brofist*
#6 - ******* retards. 12 hours ago on Hi there! +16
#23 - I have never shaved my ass either but that doesnt mean its nat…  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on idiots need feminism comp +31
User avatar #141 - hoponthefeelstrain (25 minutes ago) [-]
I mean you don't shave your legs or armpits but I'm sure you're not self conscious about it. Showing something like a hairy arm or leg isn't the same as showing your hairy ass, which can get you arrested for indecent exposure.
User avatar #119 - damping (1 hour ago) [-]
You haven't lived then. Wiping your ass gets like 10x easier.
#129 - gloriousthighs (1 hour ago) [-]
I agree, it's much better shaved but by god is it difficult to get a thorough shave back there.
User avatar #131 - damping (1 hour ago) [-]
And when you fart is like 10x louder.
#133 - gloriousthighs (1 hour ago) [-]
I did not know about that, you've convinced me to bald my ass again, thank you for the motivation.
User avatar #134 - damping (1 hour ago) [-]
The smooth ass cheeks slap together so much more cleanly. One must be careful.
#85 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure the point is that it's not supposed to be seen in the same light as ass hair, they want it to not really matter if they have armpit/leg hair

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#1000 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi ********** ! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#1001 to #1000 - niggernazi (03/25/2015) [-]
Aww yeah! The admin get the thousend comment spot!

*bro-fist*
User avatar #999 to #998 - niggernazi (03/25/2015) [-]
Awww :3
User avatar #992 - damping (03/23/2015) [-]
What did you major in? And I am guessing you are an atheist, correct?
User avatar #993 to #992 - niggernazi (03/23/2015) [-]
Electrician and im not very religous, exept for when my grandmom caught me making a joke about jesus so i told her that i was kind of religous to avoid a religous debate . Im actually am starting to re-educate the grades i slacked in so i finally can get a fulltime job.
User avatar #994 to #993 - damping (03/23/2015) [-]
Nah you are going for electrician now. What were you going for before you dropped out?

I not religious but I do believe in God. I can't imagine how people live without the belief. The universe is supremely logical, with everything decipherable by math. However it would be extremely illogical for life to have no purpose. Things do not happen "just because." Everything has a reason we just have to find out the reason we are alive.

I brought it up because you are more likely to suffer depression if you do not believe in God.

The way I see it the Earth is like a videogame. We are all souls who choose specific lives and try to live them, all with varying difficulties and goals. After we die we can choose a new life or relax in the afterlife. Because of this belief I believe that our goal in life is to have as much pleasure and happiness as possible, represented by my avatar, hedonism bot. Just remember that you cannot screw up, as there is no such thing. It is just how you decided to live. I never liked the sound of the traditional afterlife, it sounded far too boring. So this is my solution.

I am a Diest. AKA I believe in a God that is the eternal timekeeper. He made the universe and simply watches over us, never interfering.
User avatar #995 to #994 - niggernazi (03/23/2015) [-]
Well i studied for electrician in highschool for three years but the last year i got stressed and lost my ambitions, thus getting lazy and basically i was just really tired of school.

But i do believe in some kind of god but i am not very open about it. Without some kind of god or overnatural forces life becomes very deppressing as you said. But you have to be responsibe for your own actions and cannot ask god for forgivness everytime you make something really bad. The whole big bang cannot have started out of nothing and i believe that some allmighty beig like a god must have created it. And when i fear that i might die have have secretly praied to god several times. And i am still alive so that must mean something.
User avatar #996 to #995 - damping (03/23/2015) [-]
I'm convinced most atheists actually do believe in a god, just not religion.

For all you know, you are the main character, and we are all NPCs on your adventure. You may be destined for something great. Don't give up.

But at the same time, one does not have to great to be happy.
User avatar #997 to #996 - niggernazi (03/23/2015) [-]
True.
#988 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi ********** ! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
#989 to #988 - niggernazi (03/21/2015) [-]
Ok *gives him a hotdog*
#983 - grimfuck (03/20/2015) [-]
I just found you on my blocked list.. I wonder why I did that.. O well I removed it.
User avatar #984 to #983 - niggernazi (03/21/2015) [-]
I am probably blocked by half of fj lol. It susck when you take the effort to make a comment on some post just to realize that OP has blocked me. I, on the other hand does never block people, atleast not more than a few days if they stalk my profile and thumb all my comments down
#986 to #984 - grimfuck (03/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I realized someone blocked me the other day. I spent too long writing that comment before I realized.
Seeing as I have no idea why I blocked you it must have been frivolous.
User avatar #987 to #986 - niggernazi (03/21/2015) [-]
Eh, some people just dislike my debating skills. Cant blame them, i am probably too professional for them.
User avatar #982 - nought (03/20/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #980 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
#981 to #980 - niggernazi (03/15/2015) [-]
FJ is all i have too, i will never stop posting bro. I will not let you down admin.
User avatar #976 - marioisbestpony (03/12/2015) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #978 to #977 - marioisbestpony (03/13/2015) [-]
How did you manage to unban yourself?
User avatar #979 to #978 - niggernazi (03/13/2015) [-]
I talked to some mods. My ban was five years and i only got banned for slight spam anyway.
#972 - joshlol (03/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #970 - stenchschleifs (01/31/2015) [-]
Tomten har ett skäggigt anus
Byt färger fo helvede
User avatar #971 to #970 - captainsweden (02/04/2015) [-]
Fawk no bro, jag är bannad till 2020 så jag skiter i vilket.
User avatar #969 - studbeefpile (01/29/2015) [-]
?Are you still banned
User avatar #971 to #969 - niggernazi (03/12/2015) [-]
Just managed to get unbanned bro.
#974 to #971 - studbeefpile (03/12/2015) [-]
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!!!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!!!
User avatar #975 to #974 - niggernazi (03/12/2015) [-]
Jesus my poor speakers
#967 - havockwzy (12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #965 - imboyo (12/21/2014) [-]
I am back, and I bare gifts for you, my lord.
#966 to #965 - imboyo (12/21/2014) [-]
Since you are the one and only ********** , I think that you would appreciate a dank meme that you can relate to.
#964 - stenchschleifs (12/20/2014) [-]
När dom säger att sverige är fullt av kebab
User avatar #945 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
When will you get over the fact Sweden sucks brah?
#946 to #945 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
Americuck is worse i can tell you that for sure.
User avatar #948 to #946 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
Also ************* blows Sweden out of the water. Why wouldn't you compare Sweden to like Mississippi? Then you would at least have a chance.

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User avatar #952 to #948 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
Nah i dont feel to seure about opening suspicius links like that. You do realize that amerifart is a ******* thirdworld nation compared to sweden? LOl you dont even have water

Shutoff: Detroit's Water War
User avatar #956 to #953 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
''l-look g-guys, the european immigrants in usa are smarter than actual non-mixed eropeans in europe''

You do realize that all the jews in amerikike are from europe? And jews may be smarter than us aryans but they are also greedy ******* kikes because they use their intelligence to leech of the white man like the ******* vermin they are. And america is full of them. Thanks for killing Hitler btw.
User avatar #963 to #956 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #958 to #956 - europe (12/15/2014) [-]
You're not being politically correct
User avatar #959 to #958 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh **** , you realized that by yourself you ******* smartass?
User avatar #960 to #959 - europe (12/15/2014) [-]
Y-yes?
#961 to #960 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
Her'es a medal for you, made it all by myself
User avatar #962 to #961 - europe (12/15/2014) [-]
Ah, thank you
User avatar #947 to #946 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
LOL. You make me laugh every time. You know I know that you are a troll right?
#949 to #947 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
A person who is not retarded would never say anything like you just said.
User avatar #951 to #949 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
You know the only reason I reply to you is for the inevitable free thumbs right?
#954 to #951 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
I dont give a 			****		 about thumbs. I just like to thumb down retards like yourself
I dont give a **** about thumbs. I just like to thumb down retards like yourself
User avatar #955 to #954 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
Your one red thumb will be overwhelmed by the wave of loving American thumbs.
User avatar #957 to #955 - niggernazi (12/15/2014) [-]
Oooooh, im ******** my pants over here!
User avatar #950 to #949 - damping (12/15/2014) [-]
10/10.
User avatar #939 - imboyo (12/11/2014) [-]
I can't like you.
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User avatar #940 to #939 - niggernazi (12/11/2014) [-]
Why, my son? Confess for father ********** , the second son of god.
User avatar #942 to #940 - imboyo (12/11/2014) [-]
i try to like you, but I can't. Even though you are funny. Sometimes. Cleanse me of my sins, I beg of you.
User avatar #943 to #942 - niggernazi (12/11/2014) [-]
Kneel before me my son and expose yourself for my thick sticky blessings and rub them deep into your skin and my allmighty spirit will protect you from sinful thoughts.
User avatar #944 to #943 - imboyo (12/11/2014) [-]
Eww, forget about it now. I'll just convert to another religion. Nobody told me about this **** .
User avatar #933 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/05/2014) [-]
you're okay
User avatar #934 to #933 - niggernazi (12/05/2014) [-]
Uh, what?
#923 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
hello friend are you le iron pill :^)
User avatar #919 - bogbean (11/18/2014) [-]
apparently you hate amerifats

good on you ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
User avatar #920 to #919 - niggernazi (11/19/2014) [-]
i hate everything that isnt atleast 100% pure swedish
#925 to #920 - ajrin (11/26/2014) [-]
tfw 100% swedish
#926 to #925 - niggernazi (11/26/2014) [-]
Finns inget bättre än att vakna upp varje morgon och inse att man är av ariskt ursprung
#928 to #927 - niggernazi (11/26/2014) [-]
SVERIGE SVERIGE FOSTERLAND!!
User avatar #921 to #920 - bogbean (11/19/2014) [-]
what if i'm English
#922 to #921 - niggernazi (11/19/2014) [-]
Then i guess your not swedish brah
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User avatar #936 to #935 - niggernazi (12/09/2014) [-]
******* kill yourself you nonswedish mongrel ****
User avatar #937 to #936 - pmoce (12/09/2014) [-]
How about you ******* die of ebola you inbred cuckold
User avatar #938 to #937 - niggernazi (12/09/2014) [-]
Says the retarded ******* ********* to a nonswede.

>he actually looged in to another profile just to get mad at me

Wow, bro thats just ******* pathetic. Follow this step to step guide for achieving a happier life: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #968 to #938 - pmoce (01/08/2015) [-]
no u lol ownd
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