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niggerjack

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: nigelthornberrythe3rd
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, 3DS
Video Games Played: GTA 5, Civ 5, minecraft, Cities Skylines, Pokemon OR and X
PSN: immortal_essence
Date Signed Up:8/04/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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Content Ranking:#9037
Comment Ranking:#5618
Highest Content Rank:#5608
Highest Comment Rank:#5602
Content Thumbs: 1202 total,  1333 ,  131
Comment Thumbs: 1106 total,  1173 ,  67
Content Level Progress: 98% (49/50)
Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 190 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 191 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:1
Content Views:45526
Times Content Favorited:64 times
Total Comments Made:326
FJ Points:2201

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    That's hot That's hot
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    Mario feels Mario feels
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    Hello FJ Hello FJ
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    Fuck you too! Fuck you too!
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    So it turns out that we carry these So it turns out that we carry these
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    Nippon-san Nippon-san
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    Gentlemen Gentlemen
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    Undertale - Megalovnia Undertale - Megalovnia
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#6 - 2nd video, last clip: i feel like ive seen her somewhere befor… 01/12/2016 on tfw no gf 0
#16 - thy art is murder - whore to a chainsaw you… 01/11/2016 on Michael J. Fox +2
#9 - generalization? sure. A correct generalization? yes, very much so. 01/07/2016 on white guy. +7
#24 - hello thar... 01/07/2016 on Something Something Punch... +1
#10 - solid score there, mate. 01/06/2016 on Europe has weird sports 0
#71 - think of it this way: when someone puts in the effort to seaso… 12/27/2015 on He`s not right in the Ed 0
#15 - gr8 roll m8 12/26/2015 on Do it. 0
#3 - I was expecting more of a reaction from the snowmen. Don't kno…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Merry Christmas +70
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#6 - loopzoop (12/24/2015) [-]
"Do as father said, 'Don't look back, little Jimmy. Just keep walking.' "
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#12 - zaxzwim (12/24/2015) [-]
but then he stopped concentrating for one second, just for one freaking second he let his guard down and he turned around and glanced at what was behind them, and in one half of a split fucking second he turned into a pillar of salt
#5 - alimais (12/24/2015) [-]
Probably because they are ice cold
#16 - rayeightk (12/24/2015) [-]
#4 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
they have no ears and most seem to conveniently look away before the others get murdered.

Plus, what are they gonna do, they're already frowning. Shuffle faster? Overtake their attacks with their flakey body and twig arms?
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#19 - buddywuggle (12/24/2015) [-]
Stab them with their carrot is an option.
#7 - From a chef to a butcher; thank you for keeping this trade ali…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Butcher stories comp +16
#16 - skelebones (12/24/2015) [-]
god im not even a classically trained chef but i do run a roadside diner on the weekends. i miss good butchers and fish mongers. so many have either closed shoppe or gone so fucking hoity toity with their prices nobody can afford them

i used to have a grill off in my neighborhood once a few months. but i can no longer find a local supplier for great meat/fish. i gotta order the shit online and hope it comes in ok enough and not dropkicked off the back of a fed-ex plane
#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on cook shit +7
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#52 - sinonyx (12/14/2015) [-]
if you can't or don't want to do onion, you can use dried chives, it's not quite the same but it's still good
#37 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
EEwwwwww so much onions! Let me vomit my guts and die. pig food
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#55 - lawlfailwinepic (12/15/2015) [-]
or you could just die you fucking swine
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#15 - Airmanator (12/14/2015) [-]
I find egg with beef ramen tastes waaay better than with chicken. That's probably just me though.
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