Don't give the 9faggers here ideas! D:

YES.

you are a clever man

nice one.

Captain Fucking Genius up in here.

It's the morbid channel dumbass.

And here I thought I'd share with Morbid Channel.

Man...

I assure you, this is by far funnier than 99% of content on FJ


also.. are you really failing to see the word play?
Do you need some ragefaces there so your tiny dick starts to itch from the oh-so-funny humor of this?

Again and again I am reassured - FJ users aparently are on average 12-14 years old. They often lack capabilities to understand sarcasm, irony, and absurd. It is a sure sign of underdeveloped intelect.
However often jokes containing above mentioned are still praised simply because they contain repetitive gags. Sad, it just shows how easy it is to manipulate FJ crowd.

I will later remake this same comic applying those principles and get frontpage first try. Keep an eye on this account

Alright there tough guy

>100$
>Hookers and cocaine
>wat

>be phone
>but who?

>Be 21 year old
>Some old lady comes up to me in the street
>She's looking for a hooker
>Pretend to be a hooker
>Go to her place
>Have sex with her
>Take her money and the medicine she kept in the bathroom
>Give them to my little bro because he was feeling down

>Be 6 Years old
>Feeing down
>Brother comes and gives me pills
>"Bro, where did you get these peels?"
>"Fock yuu, that's where."
>Don't take pills
>Give them to Dog

>be 2 years old
>kid comes in with weird treats
>eat all of them
MFW

>Be dog
>Kid comes to me
>Gives me pills
>Dies of drug overdose

>Come home after doing a prank call and ending up giving her all my money
>Older brother is passed out half naked in my little brothers room
>Little brother is playing with a massive pile of cash
>Dog is dead
>MFW

>be pills
>sees friend get stuck up old hags vagina
> OH FUCK OH FUCK
> 2 days later, guy comes in and fucks the old hag
> wtf is wrong with him
> guy steals us
>FUCKYEAH.jpg
>gives us to his little brother
>Wtf.jpg
>Give us to the dog
>Dog eats us
>Better than an old hags vagina

>old hags vagina
>gets fed a pill everyday
>fucking loving the feel
>gets a dick instead of a pill
>cant handle it
>doesnt get fed pills anymore afterwards
>dick was worth it

Yenta...it was too soon.

>be assasin for the Norwegian mafia
>Get assignment to kill old mobster lady
>Put poison pills in bottle and wait for result
>Guy comes in, rapes her and takes pills
>Gives them to little brother
>Then dogs gets it
>Dog dies
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Quit my job, start drinking
>mfw when thinking about dog

>be pill bottle
> everyday fuckers take things out of me
> some guy comes in and replaces my pills with more pills
? feels good man.jpg

Epic thread.

lol wat?

Damnit, you bet me to it >_>

Also, the Jews one has been posted hundred times before, for fuck sake, you're not the first to post the image in the past 6 months.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3254213/Le+Title/

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3115946/100+concentrate/

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3115895/Adventures+of+Hellen+Keller/
(the exact same thing has been posted 5 times before that I have seen)

And learn how to spell you fucking illiterate douche.

**
You have reposts on your profile.
Shut the fuck up before I tape a scorpion to your penis.**

alright tough guy, were the repost on my profile? If ur talking about the orange jews one, i posted that before the one on front page

Also, the Jews one has been posted hundred times before, for fuck sake, you're not the first to post the image in the past 6 months.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3254213/Le+Title/

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3115946/100+concentrate/

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3115895/Adventures+of+Hellen+Keller/
(the exact same thing has been posted 5 times before that I have seen)

And learn how to spell you fucking illiterate douche.

this is just for you!

**logsnackers rolls 42** Not sure they look suspicious...