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#9 - There is an elevator to the left once the door opens.  [+] (1 reply) 12/03/2016 on me irl 0
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#27 - We do put lime on everything. Cucumbers spheres with lime and …  [+] (11 replies) 11/29/2016 on Just Fuck my shit up fam +13
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#35 - oharo (11/29/2016) [-]
...Cucumber sphere?
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#38 - Silver Quantum (11/29/2016) [-]
he probably means slices
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#39 - oharo (11/29/2016) [-]
That makes more sense.
#43 - SumDumAnon (11/29/2016) [-]
All you need is a scooper
>>#38
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#46 - oharo (11/29/2016) [-]
Huh. Learn something new everyday!
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#44 - Silver Quantum (11/29/2016) [-]
i've never seen that before, and i'm a chef
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#62 - toosexyforyou (11/29/2016) [-]
Giving you any ideas about what to fill the holes with? The remains look like they have a lot more potential than the cucumber spheres.
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#63 - Silver Quantum (11/29/2016) [-]
yeah i was actually contemplating what i could do with something like that. i could put cherry tomatoes inside some of the holes and feta cheese in other holes and season the whole thing with olive oil, a pinch of salt and a splash of lemon juice
#64 - toosexyforyou (11/29/2016) [-]
I was gonna say feta cheese is a must. That sounds great though, any type of meat that you think might go well with it, could go in it but doesn't have to. I'm from Albania and we have this thing called qofte which is basically like meatballs but it has a very specific type of meat taste that I haven't tasted anything close to it in the US and I eat a lot of meat. I wouldn't think to eat meat with feta cheese but qofte+feta goes really well together.
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#76 - synthane (11/29/2016) [-]
I don't now if there are specifics only done in Albania, but I just looked up a recipe and found that my father and I make something similar to this pretty frequently. Main difference is rather than frying it in oil we will grill ours, although we have fried it once or twice in the past.

I always just thought it was a weird recipe for something resembling a malformed hamburger, honestly.
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#65 - Silver Quantum (11/29/2016) [-]
actually feta cheese and any kind of meatballs are a good combo. you could serve the aforementioned cucumber with the qofte but i would make the meatballs smaller and i would add some kind of a dressing on a side like ranch or creamy mayo+grainy mustard or a blue cheese dressing
#24 - I recommend it. I normally dislike tequila but it works so wel…  [+] (2 replies) 11/29/2016 on Just Fuck my shit up fam +2
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#25 - crimsongungnir (11/29/2016) [-]
My go-to recently has been Sparkling Ice sparkling water, coconut-pineapple flavor, with rum, preferably Sailor Jerry. The carbonation from the sparkling water gets rid of the bad alcohol flavor while the coconut-pineapple mixes perfectly with the good rum-flavor, and since it's not soda but sparkling water, it takes away the alcohol flavor but keeps the effects!
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#26 - nicodamus (11/29/2016) [-]
I might have to give that a try. Thanks for sharing!
#22 - Hispanic here. It's called a Paloma (spanish for flower) its g…  [+] (9 replies) 11/29/2016 on Just Fuck my shit up fam +9
#67 - kittenfarts (11/29/2016) [-]
How can you literally be so stupid
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#53 - sirpancholot (11/29/2016) [-]
paloma means dove or pidgeon mang
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#45 - needsauceadmisblan (11/29/2016) [-]
>>#4,
#30 - anon (11/29/2016) [-]
Paloma is spanish for pidgeon you fucking illiterate
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#56 - mananas (11/29/2016) [-]
I think he means "margarita" which is spanish for daisy, a kind of flower.
But yeah, that's a paloma, margaritas are made with lime juice instead of grapefruit.
#23 - crimsongungnir (11/29/2016) [-]
Gotta try this sometime, sounds great!
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#24 - nicodamus (11/29/2016) [-]
I recommend it. I normally dislike tequila but it works so well with this combination.
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#25 - crimsongungnir (11/29/2016) [-]
My go-to recently has been Sparkling Ice sparkling water, coconut-pineapple flavor, with rum, preferably Sailor Jerry. The carbonation from the sparkling water gets rid of the bad alcohol flavor while the coconut-pineapple mixes perfectly with the good rum-flavor, and since it's not soda but sparkling water, it takes away the alcohol flavor but keeps the effects!
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#26 - nicodamus (11/29/2016) [-]
I might have to give that a try. Thanks for sharing!
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