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nickypickle

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Age: 21
Facebook Profile: pp
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Video Games Played: games are for nerds
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Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
Location:Long Island
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HELLO! I AM NANZI! I AM MAKING COMICS FOR KIM JONG UN AND WANT TO BE COME BETTER AT ANGLAIS! MY FRIEND NICHOLAS HELPS ME SPEAK SOMTIMES SINCE THIS IS HIS ACCOUNT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANY ATTENTION YOU GIVE ME!!!







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#175 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
stickied by nickypickle
Hello!

Here is my deviantart!!

nickypickle.deviantart.com

Here is my tumblr!!

nickypickle.tumblr.com/
User avatar #289 - lightingmike (03/08/2015) [-]
Are you still making comics?
User avatar #290 to #289 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
I realized I wasn't good at drawing enough, so I'm more practicing now. And I have upcoming school projects at hand, so theres a lot on my plate at the moment. I'm not giving up the dream, though.
User avatar #291 to #290 - lightingmike (03/08/2015) [-]
That's the spirit!

Also... do you remember me?
User avatar #292 to #291 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
er, yeah! you had that animal crossing mascot and you liked my comics. I remember.
User avatar #296 to #292 - lightingmike (03/24/2015) [-]
sry for late reply
User avatar #295 to #292 - lightingmike (03/24/2015) [-]
I thought you were gonna say something different...
User avatar #285 - ayumu (03/08/2015) [-]
ur gay lelelele
User avatar #287 to #286 - ayumu (03/08/2015) [-]
get bullied, kid
#288 to #287 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
but y u do dis
User avatar #272 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
So I took a look at your drawings

They're alright. Do you draw using Pastel?
#273 to #272 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
thanks! and not really. I draw using ballpoint pens and inkpens most of the time. I also dabble with charcoal. but my main now is digital. I'm trying to get into conceptual art, concept art and character design. Here's an example WIP I didn't put up yet.
User avatar #274 to #273 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Do you take commissions?
User avatar #275 to #274 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
wow I... yeah! I take commissions!
User avatar #276 to #275 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Can you draw me a picture?
User avatar #277 to #276 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
sure, anything but architecture!
#278 to #277 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Could you draw my waifu Asami being a high maintainence materialist bitch?

Draw her admiring the large amount of diamonds she has. Expensive shiny rocks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
sure! your art style seems familiar. are you myopicprophet?
#280 to #279 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Nope. He's my friend and we're working on a project together.
User avatar #281 to #280 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
ah, sorry! I was away. well, at whatever cost, I'll get it to you.
User avatar #282 to #281 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
How quickly can you get it done?
User avatar #283 to #282 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I'll try and get it done tomorrow, because I'm really busy at the moment. I'll message you.
User avatar #284 to #283 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #271 - nickypickle ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
#257 to #256 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
hellow
#258 to #257 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
I see your on my profile
#259 to #258 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I took a look at it, and your theme burned my cornea straight off
#260 to #259 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
The ones I had before was even worse
#261 to #260 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
buuuut why
#262 to #261 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
pink

my profile was all pink before

burned everyone's eyes
#263 to #262 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
is it your goal to burn the eyes of your viewers and friends? you monster!
#264 to #263 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
Maybe? lol   
   
Anyway, love your comics.
Maybe? lol

Anyway, love your comics.
#265 to #264 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
thank youu!
#243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Every time I restart my computer my tablet stops working properly...
#244 to #243 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ya got the updated drivers? ya got the correct drivers? any chipped parts of your tablet cord?
ya got the updated drivers? ya got the correct drivers? any chipped parts of your tablet cord?
#245 to #244 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
No.

I feel like if I tried to make a comic right now it would end up being really depressing...
User avatar #246 to #245 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ah, well, what have you got in mind? I could help you with that.
#247 to #246 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I restarted my computer after reinstalling drivers so it's working now. I just have to reinstall the same drivers every time.

I've got nothing in mind... I'm just depressed...
#248 to #247 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
You might have to check your windows updates if anything changes for a bit.

Sorry you're feeling depressed! Whenever I feel depressed about my life, I just binge eat, cry, and sleep in that order. Or I just draw whatever comes to mind

you don't have to make a comic if you don't feel like it. if you do though, I'll draw whatever you want me to.
#249 to #248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
My depression keeps getting worse... I'm pretty tired of life honestly.

Around christmas before I fixed my drawing tablet I thought of an idea for a comic, but it's a little too late. But my birthday is coming up soon so just change the theme and it'd work fine.

Come in to open gifts, one is covered in wrapping paper in the perfect shape of a bike, handle bars and everything.
"I wonder what it could be..."
Open it
It's a ******* computer monitor

Simple joke, stupid humor, but I think it could grant a chuckle or two.
#250 to #249 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
depression comes and goes. thats how I felt. there were times where I thought killing myself was just one single step away, and times where I couldn't even think about it, what, with my family being amazing and nice people who didn't deserve to suffer more than me   
   
computer monitors are really useful! If you already had one, dual screens are very popular and give you lots more space. I like the idea of a christmas themed spiel though!
depression comes and goes. thats how I felt. there were times where I thought killing myself was just one single step away, and times where I couldn't even think about it, what, with my family being amazing and nice people who didn't deserve to suffer more than me

computer monitors are really useful! If you already had one, dual screens are very popular and give you lots more space. I like the idea of a christmas themed spiel though!
#251 to #250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I agree I love dual monitors but like, the joke is it looks completely like a bike in wrapping paper and it's actually something that would never match that shape.
#252 to #251 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I like your thinking~ but, monitors is kind of a strange object to apply for a present, or something negative. maybe clothing? kids hate getting clothes for christmas. or charcoal, in the shape of a bike, then crumbling onto the floor!
I like your thinking~ but, monitors is kind of a strange object to apply for a present, or something negative. maybe clothing? kids hate getting clothes for christmas. or charcoal, in the shape of a bike, then crumbling onto the floor!
User avatar #253 to #252 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Either of those. The joke is still there.
User avatar #254 to #253 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ah well. whatever works!
did you improve your drawing skills with what I told you?
User avatar #255 to #254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
They are a little better.
User avatar #293 to #255 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
I've never noticed until now just how much you get around.
I was just browsing nickypickle's profile (because of reasons) and happened upon your comments.
It seems you make friends with just about everyone here.
You're such a sweetie :3
#239 - warioteam (01/18/2015) [-]
hebly birthdab
hebly birthdab
User avatar #240 to #239 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
thnak yuo
User avatar #236 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Keep making more comics.
Can't wait to see what you come up with next.
User avatar #237 to #236 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you! I think you make amazing work!!
User avatar #238 to #237 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Couldn't have done it without you!
User avatar #235 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
User avatar #234 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
mini comic

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: who just threw that?!

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

User avatar #233 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

maybe at the end you could put the doctor pushing down and turning and popping the lid off easily
User avatar #216 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
>Mega Bannette
User avatar #217 to #216 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
y not
#218 to #217 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
There are better Mega's friend
#219 to #218 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
yes
but bannetto is my love
User avatar #220 to #219 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
What's your moveset looking like?
User avatar #221 to #220 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
gunk shot, telekinesis, grudge, and shadow claw, although I might give him a change of moves soon
User avatar #222 to #221 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
>telekinesis

You having a laugh m8?
User avatar #223 to #222 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
dont judge
she keeps missing and its so aggravating
User avatar #224 to #223 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
LOL
#208 - captainwow (01/04/2015) [-]
Ey
Loved the artwork
User avatar #211 to #208 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
thanks man! love your comics too!
#205 - lightingmike (01/03/2015) [-]
I liked your comic!

I hope you will make more in the future!
User avatar #206 to #205 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I will, don't worry!
User avatar #185 - giffythetoad (01/03/2015) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #186 to #185 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thank youu!
#184 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
i like your comic
i like your comic
#231 to #184 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
New thread.

Aww, ok.

Thanks anyway.
User avatar #187 to #184 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thanks!!
#188 to #187 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
how are you doing darling
User avatar #189 to #188 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
im doing great! I have so many more ideas to draw now. Getting a better graphics card to run DA: I soon enough.
#190 to #189 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thats good, i wanna play inquisition but im broke right now ;_;
User avatar #191 to #190 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
you could go the underground way and pirate it!
#193 to #191 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
but that would be morally wrong
User avatar #195 to #193 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm all for morals, but sometimes you have to let your desires take in.
#196 to #195 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
nah id prefer to support bioware, not to mention i dont need to give anyone extra reasons to spank me i already have plenty prefect valid ones
User avatar #197 to #196 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
you dont have to support them right now. you are in a financial crisis! when you have the time and money, then you can support them, even if you play it now!
#198 to #197 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
ill support them when i have the money to buy the game, till then i wont play it plus there is still the issue of the spankings
User avatar #199 to #198 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. I wouldn't want to get spanked either. I wish you luck then!
#200 to #199 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
aww why not its fun
User avatar #201 to #200 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I guess its a matter of preference, like that strange foot fetish I couldn't understand.
#202 to #201 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
i suppose so darling, but you are quite lewd arent you talking about your fetishes
User avatar #203 to #202 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
ah, my hand slipped~ wouldn't want to get too lewd in the conversation
#204 to #203 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
nah darling, your just so lewd you cant even hold it back during one conversation
#227 to #204 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
Is this a doujinshi?

Can I get a source?
#228 to #227 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
its not doujinshi its a manga
#229 to #228 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
Ah

Is there intimate lewdness
#230 to #229 - hellscythe ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #183 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse.

"Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey the way to get him to go is to scream Thank God.

Jim nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?” Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo” screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered “heyhey!” Jim screamed.

The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff.

Jim could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raise his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”
User avatar #192 to #183 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thank you for your ideas! Ill work on it right away!
User avatar #225 to #192 - zahidlol (01/09/2015) [-]
still working on it?
User avatar #226 to #225 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
in the midst of making the comic, I had decided to take a background check, just in case.

this joke is old, and to me, the punchline is very expected. I very much appreciate your effort to give me ideas so we can share the credit of an OC but the same joke in the different comic is not OC. this was said to me by one of the users in my group chat. Some of the users in the comment community also recommended me to not repeat jokes.

I am still a beginner. I dont think I have any right to complain to an older user like you, and I dont even think that my posts can even compete with yours, but thats just how I feel. If you can give me original jokes, then I will happily make it into a comic and put your name with the crediting. thank you!
User avatar #232 to #226 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
so, is the comic a no?

ok, ill think up a new comic. i promise it will be good

ill look up comics to get ideas for comics too.
User avatar #194 to #192 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
GR8 M8

im happy how "dogs" truned out!
User avatar #212 to #194 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
do you think of these jokes yourself or do you get them from somewhere?
User avatar #213 to #212 - zahidlol (01/05/2015) [-]
No, I don't come up with them.

I just remember hearing them.

Hey, if it's not too much to ask for, since not a lot of people look at the description, could you add my name in the content, like next to your name.

Joke form zahidlol,
Or
Joke idea from zahidlol.

You don't have to because I know FJ isn't the only place you post to, but I would like it.

If not, it's fine. It is your comic after all.
User avatar #214 to #213 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
sure, ok.
#215 to #214 - zahidlol (01/05/2015) [-]
Aww!

Thank you!
User avatar #179 - zahidlol (12/31/2014) [-]
This jog was going to be for whitecrayon, but he's chill, and I'm sure he'll allow you to do this joke.

If you want I'm sure he'll be happy to give you pointers for this joke

Here is is:

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant.

“Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested.

“We can’t” responded John, “don’t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.”

“Aah that sign,” said Jim “don’t worry about it” and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, “sorry no pets allowed.”

Can’t you see” said Jim “I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.” But it’s a doberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?” the man asked “Oh,” Jim responded “you must have not heard, this is the latest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.”

Seeing that it worked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.”

Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua!?!?”

User avatar #180 to #179 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
this is nice! I'll be sure to draw it as soon as my current project is finished.
User avatar #181 to #180 - zahidlol (12/31/2014) [-]
Nice.

I'm subscribed to you now

Don't let me down i doubt you will.

Good luck
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