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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: gamesphere
Video Games Played: games are for nerds
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Interests: Art
Date Signed Up:3/04/2012
Location:Long Island
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HELLO! I AM NANZI! I AM MAKING COMICS FOR KIM JONG UN AND WANT TO BE COME BETTER AT ANGLAIS! MY FRIEND NICHOLAS HELPS ME SPEAK SOMTIMES SINCE THIS IS HIS ACCOUNT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANY ATTENTION YOU GIVE ME!!!







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#38 - INTERNET FIGHT 03/01/2015 on it's clearly better to be... +1
#78 - Comment deleted 03/01/2015 on Game dev talks about why... 0
#16015 - gender bender cuminpants 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +2
#10471439 - and thats why we're so inclined to reading it and responding to it 03/01/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10471434 - you certainly have the effort required to be mister edge Jr.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10471441 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
always and forever.
these were the best warrior gauntlets back in vannilla, after all.
#10471421 - yeah, nice one maybe write it on your blog for successful …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10471432 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
also i don't actually troll
i just post my opinion.
my opinion is usually an angry one when i bother posting it.
User avatar #10471439 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
and thats why we're so inclined to reading it and responding to it
User avatar #10471430 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
i wish
but i don't have the effort required to sustain a blog.
User avatar #10471434 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
you certainly have the effort required to be mister edge Jr.
#10471441 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
always and forever.
these were the best warrior gauntlets back in vannilla, after all.
#15859 - hm, I thought you could get banned or kicked from image boards…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15867 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
highly doubt it.
phanny is like highest tier mod, unless admin personally did it (which i doubt, considering he literally told the creator of this place to fuck off, when asked to make this an official board, i saw a screenshot of the PM) he can't have been kicked by anyone.
#15856 - nah, I just need something to waste my time on oh, and nic… 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#15854 - not really, I'm calling you edgy because you're acting edgy …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15855 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
you seem rather annoyed at my behavior, thus i can conclude you DO care about my turdposts.
User avatar #15856 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
nah, I just need something to waste my time on
oh, and nice nitpicking
#15851 - we really dont have to if we have active mods, and right now t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15853 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
oh i never stated otherwise
and "mods"?
what are your "mods" gonna do?
this is not a user content.
they can not keep me out without banning me from the site.
and they can't ban me from the site unless i break site rules.
and woopdifuckindoo, being rude is not against site rules.
i never get banned, because i don't break site rules.
because i'm not a fucking moron.
User avatar #15859 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
hm, I thought you could get banned or kicked from image boards? because last time I heard, phanny was banned from this board specifically because of active rudeness. don't quote me on that though
User avatar #15867 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
highly doubt it.
phanny is like highest tier mod, unless admin personally did it (which i doubt, considering he literally told the creator of this place to fuck off, when asked to make this an official board, i saw a screenshot of the PM) he can't have been kicked by anyone.
#15849 - the amount of edge you're ******** out is really going …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15850 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
i have never cared if people on this site think i'm "edgy" or not, because that's a dead term, people spew that term more than "autistic"
it has long since lost its meaning.
like now, you're calling me edgy just because i don't care about your individual opinion

why the fuck should i? you're just some other random cunt on the internet.
User avatar #15854 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
not really, I'm calling you edgy because you're acting edgy
because you think I honestly care about whatever turdposts you try and sink in here to hurt anyone
because you use the typical "because I can" phrases and subphrases that are frequently used by developing 14 year olds learning what being mature is
because you're still talking shit
User avatar #15855 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
you seem rather annoyed at my behavior, thus i can conclude you DO care about my turdposts.
User avatar #15856 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
nah, I just need something to waste my time on
oh, and nice nitpicking
#15846 - but if we made it exclusive then how would we receive more use…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15848 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
no i didn't
but you're an open board openly advertizing on frontpage.
that means rude cunts will come here
shitposters will come here.
you have no power to keep us out, you CHOSE not to be able to keep us out.
thus you're gonna have to deal with us.
User avatar #15851 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
we really dont have to if we have active mods, and right now they're sleeping like kittens
and in this case you're just some pissed off asshat asserting yourself as a rude person thus you should act rude, but have you ever thought about being.... polite? why are you being such an edgelord cuntbby on a more or less "dead" board? the answer is simple. you just want to be annoying for fun and attention.
User avatar #15853 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
oh i never stated otherwise
and "mods"?
what are your "mods" gonna do?
this is not a user content.
they can not keep me out without banning me from the site.
and they can't ban me from the site unless i break site rules.
and woopdifuckindoo, being rude is not against site rules.
i never get banned, because i don't break site rules.
because i'm not a fucking moron.
User avatar #15859 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
hm, I thought you could get banned or kicked from image boards? because last time I heard, phanny was banned from this board specifically because of active rudeness. don't quote me on that though
User avatar #15867 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
highly doubt it.
phanny is like highest tier mod, unless admin personally did it (which i doubt, considering he literally told the creator of this place to fuck off, when asked to make this an official board, i saw a screenshot of the PM) he can't have been kicked by anyone.
#15843 - but you're being ruud and ruud isn't very accepted here do…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15889 - newposterintown (03/01/2015) [-]
you silly goose homie he ain't breakin the rrrrrruuuus
just fuggin hide or block him if he's really bothering you so much
User avatar #15845 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
if you didn't want cunts being cunts on your board, you should've made it exclusive like /friendly.
User avatar #15846 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
but if we made it exclusive then how would we receive more users who want to have fun and be nice? did you read the stickie? I don't think you did
User avatar #15848 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
no i didn't
but you're an open board openly advertizing on frontpage.
that means rude cunts will come here
shitposters will come here.
you have no power to keep us out, you CHOSE not to be able to keep us out.
thus you're gonna have to deal with us.
User avatar #15851 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
we really dont have to if we have active mods, and right now they're sleeping like kittens
and in this case you're just some pissed off asshat asserting yourself as a rude person thus you should act rude, but have you ever thought about being.... polite? why are you being such an edgelord cuntbby on a more or less "dead" board? the answer is simple. you just want to be annoying for fun and attention.
User avatar #15853 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
oh i never stated otherwise
and "mods"?
what are your "mods" gonna do?
this is not a user content.
they can not keep me out without banning me from the site.
and they can't ban me from the site unless i break site rules.
and woopdifuckindoo, being rude is not against site rules.
i never get banned, because i don't break site rules.
because i'm not a fucking moron.
User avatar #15859 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
hm, I thought you could get banned or kicked from image boards? because last time I heard, phanny was banned from this board specifically because of active rudeness. don't quote me on that though
User avatar #15867 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
highly doubt it.
phanny is like highest tier mod, unless admin personally did it (which i doubt, considering he literally told the creator of this place to fuck off, when asked to make this an official board, i saw a screenshot of the PM) he can't have been kicked by anyone.
User avatar #15844 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
i don't give a fuck
i could not possibly care less what's "accepted" here
i'm gonna go where i want
when i want.
i'll probably stay more at /autism, because that isn't a dead shithole like this one, but when i feel like complaining about this shithole, i will, and i will do it here.
User avatar #15849 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
the amount of edge you're shitting out is really going to cut into peoples nerves so I'm just asking you as a mature adult to please calm yourself
if you can't do that then its going to be very obvious you'll be removed eventually
not that you would care or anything
User avatar #15850 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
i have never cared if people on this site think i'm "edgy" or not, because that's a dead term, people spew that term more than "autistic"
it has long since lost its meaning.
like now, you're calling me edgy just because i don't care about your individual opinion

why the fuck should i? you're just some other random cunt on the internet.
User avatar #15854 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
not really, I'm calling you edgy because you're acting edgy
because you think I honestly care about whatever turdposts you try and sink in here to hurt anyone
because you use the typical "because I can" phrases and subphrases that are frequently used by developing 14 year olds learning what being mature is
because you're still talking shit
User avatar #15855 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
you seem rather annoyed at my behavior, thus i can conclude you DO care about my turdposts.
User avatar #15856 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
nah, I just need something to waste my time on
oh, and nice nitpicking
#15839 - you need to leave and never come back  [+] (20 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #15876 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
also, here's a tip to making this place more livable and alive:
make it customary to give everything a thumb up.
someone replies to you? thumb it up.
see a comment with 0 thumbs? thumb it up.
replied to a comment? thumb it up.

it sets a positive mood. it's how /friendly isn't dead yet, just... slow as balls.
it's how old ponythread, father of all boards on this site, was so successfull.
i should know, i was there.
#18273 - profssortwntyight (03/04/2015) [-]
Why should i troll everything up? uh i mean thumb up.
User avatar #18278 - trollmobile (03/04/2015) [-]
helps the community.
#18279 - profssortwntyight (03/04/2015) [-]
Oh i see, thanks. tbh i already do that a lot anyway. entire pages of thumbs up is the hell i leave behind when i go through posts
User avatar #15840 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
fuck off cunt, you're not /friendly, you can't keep out people you don't like.
#15843 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
but you're being ruud and ruud isn't very accepted here
don't worry, I have just the place
www.funnyjunk.com/autism/
pack your bags and stay there
User avatar #15889 - newposterintown (03/01/2015) [-]
you silly goose homie he ain't breakin the rrrrrruuuus
just fuggin hide or block him if he's really bothering you so much
User avatar #15845 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
if you didn't want cunts being cunts on your board, you should've made it exclusive like /friendly.
User avatar #15846 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
but if we made it exclusive then how would we receive more users who want to have fun and be nice? did you read the stickie? I don't think you did
User avatar #15848 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
no i didn't
but you're an open board openly advertizing on frontpage.
that means rude cunts will come here
shitposters will come here.
you have no power to keep us out, you CHOSE not to be able to keep us out.
thus you're gonna have to deal with us.
User avatar #15851 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
we really dont have to if we have active mods, and right now they're sleeping like kittens
and in this case you're just some pissed off asshat asserting yourself as a rude person thus you should act rude, but have you ever thought about being.... polite? why are you being such an edgelord cuntbby on a more or less "dead" board? the answer is simple. you just want to be annoying for fun and attention.
User avatar #15853 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
oh i never stated otherwise
and "mods"?
what are your "mods" gonna do?
this is not a user content.
they can not keep me out without banning me from the site.
and they can't ban me from the site unless i break site rules.
and woopdifuckindoo, being rude is not against site rules.
i never get banned, because i don't break site rules.
because i'm not a fucking moron.
User avatar #15859 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
hm, I thought you could get banned or kicked from image boards? because last time I heard, phanny was banned from this board specifically because of active rudeness. don't quote me on that though
User avatar #15867 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
highly doubt it.
phanny is like highest tier mod, unless admin personally did it (which i doubt, considering he literally told the creator of this place to fuck off, when asked to make this an official board, i saw a screenshot of the PM) he can't have been kicked by anyone.
User avatar #15844 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
i don't give a fuck
i could not possibly care less what's "accepted" here
i'm gonna go where i want
when i want.
i'll probably stay more at /autism, because that isn't a dead shithole like this one, but when i feel like complaining about this shithole, i will, and i will do it here.
User avatar #15849 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
the amount of edge you're shitting out is really going to cut into peoples nerves so I'm just asking you as a mature adult to please calm yourself
if you can't do that then its going to be very obvious you'll be removed eventually
not that you would care or anything
User avatar #15850 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
i have never cared if people on this site think i'm "edgy" or not, because that's a dead term, people spew that term more than "autistic"
it has long since lost its meaning.
like now, you're calling me edgy just because i don't care about your individual opinion

why the fuck should i? you're just some other random cunt on the internet.
User avatar #15854 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
not really, I'm calling you edgy because you're acting edgy
because you think I honestly care about whatever turdposts you try and sink in here to hurt anyone
because you use the typical "because I can" phrases and subphrases that are frequently used by developing 14 year olds learning what being mature is
because you're still talking shit
User avatar #15855 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
you seem rather annoyed at my behavior, thus i can conclude you DO care about my turdposts.
User avatar #15856 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
nah, I just need something to waste my time on
oh, and nice nitpicking
#15820 - how much money did you earn 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#15802 - I guess 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#15799 - fast boards like autism have a post every few seconds but …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15800 - dravis (03/01/2015) [-]
So it's like kicking a rock and it not crying, but then when they kick a baby and it cries, they get angry?
User avatar #15802 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
I guess
#15724 - I come to this place because its fun and not too fast of a boa… 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
#15702 - I don't remember asking people from autism to come to our boar…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15710 - trollmobile (03/01/2015) [-]
this was spawned as a tumor from /autism
for the first week of this shithole spawning, links to this place was being spammed.
if you didn't fucking go there, of fucking cause you didn't see this place recruiting there.
you got fucking brain damage or something?
#15724 - nickypickle (03/01/2015) [-]
I come to this place because its fun and not too fast of a board
its not like someone of you to get really pissed because you think this whole board is at fault because everyone should stay in one group, right? Because autism should be a place where everybody goes to, right? because we can just ignore spam and shitposting 24/7, right? calm yourself and realize that your little group of misfits includes the entirety of people who just want to socialize
#70 - its ded?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Two llamas escape 0
#87 - lordofeggplant (03/01/2015) [-]
yeah the series died with only 12 episodes
#15557 - but that would mean admean would have to set it up and hes a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15560 - corporate (02/28/2015) [-]
the point is to meet people and ask question. To get used to the site.
I'm not expecting it to be super popular, But it could be a place for the new people to go. SO they don't have to feel so alien for being pink.
I dunno. It's an idea.
It would also give the social mods some extra work and allow us to interact with the community a bit more.
#15546 - it was hard enough to get a group of all name colors here, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #15552 - corporate (02/28/2015) [-]
I was hoping maybe it would be a mandatory PM to all new accounts
#15557 - nickypickle (02/28/2015) [-]
but that would mean admean would have to set it up and hes a lazy bum who wont even put up our board banner already
plus we really dont know if the board is gonna be active at all. there havent been many newbies or pink names around on the front page trying to talk or converse and the board might die out like /books/
since its not even a topic directed board its gonna be even less active
User avatar #15560 - corporate (02/28/2015) [-]
the point is to meet people and ask question. To get used to the site.
I'm not expecting it to be super popular, But it could be a place for the new people to go. SO they don't have to feel so alien for being pink.
I dunno. It's an idea.
It would also give the social mods some extra work and allow us to interact with the community a bit more.
#131 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Girl power 0
#14916 - ask for whitelisting 02/28/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#6193 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
#6194 - mudkipfucker (02/28/2015) [-]

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#175 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
stickied by nickypickle
Hello!

Here is my deviantart!!

nickypickle.deviantart.com

Here is my tumblr!!

nickypickle.tumblr.com/
#298 - adunsaveme (04/05/2015) [-]
hello you is on friends list   
   
but I cannot remember why
hello you is on friends list

but I cannot remember why
#299 to #298 - nickypickle ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
we were buddies on /art/ for like 9 minutes
#301 to #299 - adunsaveme (04/05/2015) [-]
oh neato
oh neato
User avatar #297 - tsuyu (04/05/2015) [-]
more like titty pickle hehehehehe
User avatar #289 - lightingmike (03/08/2015) [-]
Are you still making comics?
User avatar #290 to #289 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
I realized I wasn't good at drawing enough, so I'm more practicing now. And I have upcoming school projects at hand, so theres a lot on my plate at the moment. I'm not giving up the dream, though.
User avatar #291 to #290 - lightingmike (03/08/2015) [-]
That's the spirit!

Also... do you remember me?
User avatar #292 to #291 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
er, yeah! you had that animal crossing mascot and you liked my comics. I remember.
User avatar #296 to #292 - lightingmike (03/24/2015) [-]
sry for late reply
User avatar #295 to #292 - lightingmike (03/24/2015) [-]
I thought you were gonna say something different...
User avatar #285 - ayumu ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
ur gay lelelele
User avatar #287 to #286 - ayumu ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
get bullied, kid
#288 to #287 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
but y u do dis
User avatar #272 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
So I took a look at your drawings

They're alright. Do you draw using Pastel?
#273 to #272 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
thanks! and not really. I draw using ballpoint pens and inkpens most of the time. I also dabble with charcoal. but my main now is digital. I'm trying to get into conceptual art, concept art and character design. Here's an example WIP I didn't put up yet.
User avatar #274 to #273 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Do you take commissions?
User avatar #275 to #274 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
wow I... yeah! I take commissions!
User avatar #276 to #275 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Can you draw me a picture?
User avatar #277 to #276 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
sure, anything but architecture!
#278 to #277 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Could you draw my waifu Asami being a high maintainence materialist bitch?

Draw her admiring the large amount of diamonds she has. Expensive shiny rocks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
sure! your art style seems familiar. are you myopicprophet?
#280 to #279 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Nope. He's my friend and we're working on a project together.
User avatar #281 to #280 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
ah, sorry! I was away. well, at whatever cost, I'll get it to you.
User avatar #282 to #281 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
How quickly can you get it done?
User avatar #283 to #282 - nickypickle ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I'll try and get it done tomorrow, because I'm really busy at the moment. I'll message you.
User avatar #284 to #283 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #271 - nickypickle ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
#257 to #256 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
hellow
#258 to #257 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
I see your on my profile
#259 to #258 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I took a look at it, and your theme burned my cornea straight off
#260 to #259 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
The ones I had before was even worse
#261 to #260 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
buuuut why
#262 to #261 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
pink

my profile was all pink before

burned everyone's eyes
#263 to #262 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
is it your goal to burn the eyes of your viewers and friends? you monster!
#264 to #263 - lightingmike (01/31/2015) [-]
Maybe? lol   
   
Anyway, love your comics.
Maybe? lol

Anyway, love your comics.
#265 to #264 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
thank youu!
#243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Every time I restart my computer my tablet stops working properly...
#244 to #243 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ya got the updated drivers? ya got the correct drivers? any chipped parts of your tablet cord?
ya got the updated drivers? ya got the correct drivers? any chipped parts of your tablet cord?
#245 to #244 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
No.

I feel like if I tried to make a comic right now it would end up being really depressing...
User avatar #246 to #245 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ah, well, what have you got in mind? I could help you with that.
#247 to #246 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I restarted my computer after reinstalling drivers so it's working now. I just have to reinstall the same drivers every time.

I've got nothing in mind... I'm just depressed...
#248 to #247 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
You might have to check your windows updates if anything changes for a bit.

Sorry you're feeling depressed! Whenever I feel depressed about my life, I just binge eat, cry, and sleep in that order. Or I just draw whatever comes to mind

you don't have to make a comic if you don't feel like it. if you do though, I'll draw whatever you want me to.
#249 to #248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
My depression keeps getting worse... I'm pretty tired of life honestly.

Around christmas before I fixed my drawing tablet I thought of an idea for a comic, but it's a little too late. But my birthday is coming up soon so just change the theme and it'd work fine.

Come in to open gifts, one is covered in wrapping paper in the perfect shape of a bike, handle bars and everything.
"I wonder what it could be..."
Open it
It's a ******* computer monitor

Simple joke, stupid humor, but I think it could grant a chuckle or two.
#250 to #249 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
depression comes and goes. thats how I felt. there were times where I thought killing myself was just one single step away, and times where I couldn't even think about it, what, with my family being amazing and nice people who didn't deserve to suffer more than me   
   
computer monitors are really useful! If you already had one, dual screens are very popular and give you lots more space. I like the idea of a christmas themed spiel though!
depression comes and goes. thats how I felt. there were times where I thought killing myself was just one single step away, and times where I couldn't even think about it, what, with my family being amazing and nice people who didn't deserve to suffer more than me

computer monitors are really useful! If you already had one, dual screens are very popular and give you lots more space. I like the idea of a christmas themed spiel though!
#251 to #250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I agree I love dual monitors but like, the joke is it looks completely like a bike in wrapping paper and it's actually something that would never match that shape.
#252 to #251 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I like your thinking~ but, monitors is kind of a strange object to apply for a present, or something negative. maybe clothing? kids hate getting clothes for christmas. or charcoal, in the shape of a bike, then crumbling onto the floor!
I like your thinking~ but, monitors is kind of a strange object to apply for a present, or something negative. maybe clothing? kids hate getting clothes for christmas. or charcoal, in the shape of a bike, then crumbling onto the floor!
User avatar #253 to #252 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Either of those. The joke is still there.
User avatar #254 to #253 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ah well. whatever works!
did you improve your drawing skills with what I told you?
User avatar #255 to #254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
They are a little better.
User avatar #293 to #255 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
I've never noticed until now just how much you get around.
I was just browsing nickypickle's profile (because of reasons) and happened upon your comments.
It seems you make friends with just about everyone here.
You're such a sweetie :3
#239 - warioteam (01/18/2015) [-]
hebly birthdab
hebly birthdab
User avatar #240 to #239 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
thnak yuo
User avatar #236 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Keep making more comics.
Can't wait to see what you come up with next.
User avatar #237 to #236 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you! I think you make amazing work!!
User avatar #238 to #237 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Couldn't have done it without you!
User avatar #235 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
User avatar #234 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
mini comic

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: who just threw that?!

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

User avatar #233 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

maybe at the end you could put the doctor pushing down and turning and popping the lid off easily
User avatar #216 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
>Mega Bannette
User avatar #217 to #216 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
y not
#218 to #217 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
There are better Mega's friend
#219 to #218 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
yes
but bannetto is my love
User avatar #220 to #219 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
What's your moveset looking like?
User avatar #221 to #220 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
gunk shot, telekinesis, grudge, and shadow claw, although I might give him a change of moves soon
User avatar #222 to #221 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
>telekinesis

You having a laugh m8?
User avatar #223 to #222 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
dont judge
she keeps missing and its so aggravating
User avatar #224 to #223 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
LOL
#208 - captainwow (01/04/2015) [-]
Ey
Loved the artwork
User avatar #211 to #208 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
thanks man! love your comics too!
#205 - lightingmike (01/03/2015) [-]
I liked your comic!

I hope you will make more in the future!
User avatar #206 to #205 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I will, don't worry!
User avatar #185 - giffythetoad (01/03/2015) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #186 to #185 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thank youu!
#184 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
i like your comic
i like your comic
#231 to #184 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
New thread.

Aww, ok.

Thanks anyway.
User avatar #187 to #184 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thanks!!
#188 to #187 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
how are you doing darling
User avatar #189 to #188 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
im doing great! I have so many more ideas to draw now. Getting a better graphics card to run DA: I soon enough.
#190 to #189 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
thats good, i wanna play inquisition but im broke right now ;_;
User avatar #191 to #190 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
you could go the underground way and pirate it!
#193 to #191 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
but that would be morally wrong
User avatar #195 to #193 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm all for morals, but sometimes you have to let your desires take in.
#196 to #195 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
nah id prefer to support bioware, not to mention i dont need to give anyone extra reasons to spank me i already have plenty prefect valid ones
User avatar #197 to #196 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
you dont have to support them right now. you are in a financial crisis! when you have the time and money, then you can support them, even if you play it now!
#198 to #197 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
ill support them when i have the money to buy the game, till then i wont play it plus there is still the issue of the spankings
User avatar #199 to #198 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. I wouldn't want to get spanked either. I wish you luck then!
#200 to #199 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
aww why not its fun
User avatar #201 to #200 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I guess its a matter of preference, like that strange foot fetish I couldn't understand.
#202 to #201 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
i suppose so darling, but you are quite lewd arent you talking about your fetishes
User avatar #203 to #202 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
ah, my hand slipped~ wouldn't want to get too lewd in the conversation
#204 to #203 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
nah darling, your just so lewd you cant even hold it back during one conversation
#227 to #204 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
Is this a doujinshi?

Can I get a source?
#228 to #227 - hellscythe (01/10/2015) [-]
its not doujinshi its a manga
#229 to #228 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
Ah

Is there intimate lewdness
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