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HELLO! I AM NANZI! I AM MAKING COMICS FOR KIM JONG UN AND WANT TO BE COME BETTER AT ANGLAIS! MY FRIEND NICHOLAS HELPS ME SPEAK SOMTIMES SINCE THIS IS HIS ACCOUNT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANY ATTENTION YOU GIVE ME!!!







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#168 - what?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Good guy Admin 0
User avatar #171 - luftvaffel (12/26/2014) [-]
I disagree, basically, with a poorly made insult.
User avatar #172 - nickypickle (12/26/2014) [-]
wanna tell me why it was good?
User avatar #229 - luftvaffel (12/26/2014) [-]
It was classic Rogen/Franco. I love Rogen/Franco. It's one of the best combos out there.
Their humour might be aimed at a select few, and if it doesn't match your prefences, then that's just how it is. But for those of us who love that kind of humour, it's perfect.
But other than that, they had some pretty solid jokes and and a pretty funny plot.
Sure, it had its flaws, but what movie doesn't, am I right?
#155 - nice pun, but the movie really wasn't good at all  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Good guy Admin +1
User avatar #167 - luftvaffel (12/25/2014) [-]
Well, opinions are like your behind.

yours is shit
lol jk i respect your opinion
even tho ur wrong m8
User avatar #168 - nickypickle (12/26/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #171 - luftvaffel (12/26/2014) [-]
I disagree, basically, with a poorly made insult.
User avatar #172 - nickypickle (12/26/2014) [-]
wanna tell me why it was good?
User avatar #229 - luftvaffel (12/26/2014) [-]
It was classic Rogen/Franco. I love Rogen/Franco. It's one of the best combos out there.
Their humour might be aimed at a select few, and if it doesn't match your prefences, then that's just how it is. But for those of us who love that kind of humour, it's perfect.
But other than that, they had some pretty solid jokes and and a pretty funny plot.
Sure, it had its flaws, but what movie doesn't, am I right?
#211 - it isn't a stunt. this entire flamewar was never a stunt, it w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
#212 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
Nor did I ever say any of these things were a stunt. I said that it's profitable to act the victim. And I do mean Anita. She her self did get a huge boost in donations to her over the course of gg, and while she wasn't so direct as Wu in crying her "victim" status, she's the one that made the most money. That's what I implyed when I mentioned her first, in my comment before.
Come to think of it, it maybe looks like I didn't choose my words carefully, see, I had a few.
But we have steered away from the topic, what I'm saying is that I still don't belive that North fucking Korea is behind this shit. The movie is controversinal in a way that's making fun of a dictator, and there was a golden opportunity to take to make the movie more known. If there will be more factors that indicate that North Korea that did it, then I'll think diffrently. I'm not so fixated on the idea that it's a marketing stunt belive it or not. Just feels like that from what I've seen and I have a tendancy to belive my hunches, it worked for me for most of my life. Anyway, Merry Christmas foo.
#207 - you think anita sharkvagina was a stunt? are you this deluded?…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
#209 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
What are you saying? That Anita isn't profitting from playing the victim on the internet?
User avatar #211 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
it isn't a stunt. this entire flamewar was never a stunt, it was a scandal that turned into misinformation. and she was never playing victim, more or less related at all to GG. originally she was posting feminist videos online but then included herself in the flamewar months later. she was posing as an activist. you're talking about brianna wu. but again, it wasn't a stunt.
#212 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
Nor did I ever say any of these things were a stunt. I said that it's profitable to act the victim. And I do mean Anita. She her self did get a huge boost in donations to her over the course of gg, and while she wasn't so direct as Wu in crying her "victim" status, she's the one that made the most money. That's what I implyed when I mentioned her first, in my comment before.
Come to think of it, it maybe looks like I didn't choose my words carefully, see, I had a few.
But we have steered away from the topic, what I'm saying is that I still don't belive that North fucking Korea is behind this shit. The movie is controversinal in a way that's making fun of a dictator, and there was a golden opportunity to take to make the movie more known. If there will be more factors that indicate that North Korea that did it, then I'll think diffrently. I'm not so fixated on the idea that it's a marketing stunt belive it or not. Just feels like that from what I've seen and I have a tendancy to belive my hunches, it worked for me for most of my life. Anyway, Merry Christmas foo.
#73 - so is yours 12/25/2014 on New board idea. 0
#62 - **** off  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on 12 Days of Funnyjunk -5
User avatar #81 - domny (12/25/2014) [-]
no u
#71 - bait has transcended to be posted when someone's making a joke… 12/25/2014 on New board idea. 0
#70 - not really  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on New board idea. 0
#72 - scootabot (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
so is yours
#192 - nice meme  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
#193 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
#189 - so are your tears  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
User avatar #190 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #192 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
nice meme
#193 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
#187 - woah there, wouldn't want to get salt on our hands, right?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
User avatar #188 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
salt is tasty though
User avatar #189 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
so are your tears
User avatar #190 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #192 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
nice meme
#193 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
#184 - 2salty xD m9 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
#182 - and wheres your proof that it actually was a stunt? are you th…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on It's happening 0
#203 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
I have no proof nor have I implied that I do. But untill proven it's not a marketing stunt, I'll make my own judgment based on the fact that the only one who benefits here is Sony, the move is now on everbodies minds, and everybody is paying for it just to show their support. Stuff like these happen all the time, just look at the thing with Anita Sarkeesias. Bitch.
User avatar #207 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
you think anita sharkvagina was a stunt? are you this deluded? and all of this allegedly?
#209 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
What are you saying? That Anita isn't profitting from playing the victim on the internet?
User avatar #211 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
it isn't a stunt. this entire flamewar was never a stunt, it was a scandal that turned into misinformation. and she was never playing victim, more or less related at all to GG. originally she was posting feminist videos online but then included herself in the flamewar months later. she was posing as an activist. you're talking about brianna wu. but again, it wasn't a stunt.
#212 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
Nor did I ever say any of these things were a stunt. I said that it's profitable to act the victim. And I do mean Anita. She her self did get a huge boost in donations to her over the course of gg, and while she wasn't so direct as Wu in crying her "victim" status, she's the one that made the most money. That's what I implyed when I mentioned her first, in my comment before.
Come to think of it, it maybe looks like I didn't choose my words carefully, see, I had a few.
But we have steered away from the topic, what I'm saying is that I still don't belive that North fucking Korea is behind this shit. The movie is controversinal in a way that's making fun of a dictator, and there was a golden opportunity to take to make the movie more known. If there will be more factors that indicate that North Korea that did it, then I'll think diffrently. I'm not so fixated on the idea that it's a marketing stunt belive it or not. Just feels like that from what I've seen and I have a tendancy to belive my hunches, it worked for me for most of my life. Anyway, Merry Christmas foo.
#50 - its called autism and its very prevalent here  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Christmas dinner (RP) +2
#51 - kingdaniel (12/25/2014) [-]
I have a form of Autism but I'm not a bitch.
#10229900 - Picture 12/25/2014 on SFW Random Board~ 0
#10229892 - nice one dude 12/25/2014 on SFW Random Board~ 0
#10229885 - are you trying to make sense or what  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on SFW Random Board~ 0
User avatar #10229889 - tentaquil (12/25/2014) [-]
In the action-comedy The Interview, Dave Skylark (James Franco) and his producer Aaron Rapoport (Seth Rogen) run the popular celebrity tabloid TV show 'Skylark Tonight.' When they discover that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is a fan of the show, they land an interview with him in an attempt to legitimize themselves as journalists. As Dave and Aaron prepare to travel to Pyongyang, their plans change when the CIA recruits them, perhaps the most unlikely candidates, to 'take out' Kim Jong-un.
User avatar #10310388 - pyongyang (01/14/2015) [-]
they travel to me?
thats nice, ive always wanted to meet James Franco
User avatar #10229892 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
nice one dude
#18 - BALEPSI 12/25/2014 on The Big Band Theory 0
#41 - ebic 12/25/2014 on Merry Christmas Faggots 0
#89 - >he thinks emulation is now the norm for mobile phones … 12/25/2014 on Pepperidge Farm Remembers 0
#88 - amen. 12/25/2014 on Pepperidge Farm Remembers +1
#101 - his point is that the joke was already made around half a year ago 12/24/2014 on bad hot dog stand management -2
#81 - amen. this was a poll done on tumblr. 12/23/2014 on k +9
#113 - yeah because no one on fj is educated, right? because nazca is… 12/23/2014 on Greenpeace 0
#112 - can you shut the **** up? 12/23/2014 on Greenpeace +1
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#175 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
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#243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Every time I restart my computer my tablet stops working properly...
#244 to #243 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ya got the updated drivers? ya got the correct drivers? any chipped parts of your tablet cord?
ya got the updated drivers? ya got the correct drivers? any chipped parts of your tablet cord?
#245 to #244 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
No.

I feel like if I tried to make a comic right now it would end up being really depressing...
User avatar #246 to #245 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ah, well, what have you got in mind? I could help you with that.
#247 to #246 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I restarted my computer after reinstalling drivers so it's working now. I just have to reinstall the same drivers every time.

I've got nothing in mind... I'm just depressed...
#248 to #247 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
You might have to check your windows updates if anything changes for a bit.

Sorry you're feeling depressed! Whenever I feel depressed about my life, I just binge eat, cry, and sleep in that order. Or I just draw whatever comes to mind

you don't have to make a comic if you don't feel like it. if you do though, I'll draw whatever you want me to.
#249 to #248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
My depression keeps getting worse... I'm pretty tired of life honestly.

Around christmas before I fixed my drawing tablet I thought of an idea for a comic, but it's a little too late. But my birthday is coming up soon so just change the theme and it'd work fine.

Come in to open gifts, one is covered in wrapping paper in the perfect shape of a bike, handle bars and everything.
"I wonder what it could be..."
Open it
It's a ******* computer monitor

Simple joke, stupid humor, but I think it could grant a chuckle or two.
#250 to #249 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
depression comes and goes. thats how I felt. there were times where I thought killing myself was just one single step away, and times where I couldn't even think about it, what, with my family being amazing and nice people who didn't deserve to suffer more than me   
   
computer monitors are really useful! If you already had one, dual screens are very popular and give you lots more space. I like the idea of a christmas themed spiel though!
depression comes and goes. thats how I felt. there were times where I thought killing myself was just one single step away, and times where I couldn't even think about it, what, with my family being amazing and nice people who didn't deserve to suffer more than me

computer monitors are really useful! If you already had one, dual screens are very popular and give you lots more space. I like the idea of a christmas themed spiel though!
#251 to #250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I agree I love dual monitors but like, the joke is it looks completely like a bike in wrapping paper and it's actually something that would never match that shape.
#252 to #251 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I like your thinking~ but, monitors is kind of a strange object to apply for a present, or something negative. maybe clothing? kids hate getting clothes for christmas. or charcoal, in the shape of a bike, then crumbling onto the floor!
I like your thinking~ but, monitors is kind of a strange object to apply for a present, or something negative. maybe clothing? kids hate getting clothes for christmas. or charcoal, in the shape of a bike, then crumbling onto the floor!
User avatar #253 to #252 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Either of those. The joke is still there.
User avatar #254 to #253 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ah well. whatever works!
did you improve your drawing skills with what I told you?
User avatar #255 to #254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
They are a little better.
#239 - warioteam (01/18/2015) [-]
hebly birthdab
hebly birthdab
User avatar #240 to #239 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
thnak yuo
User avatar #236 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Keep making more comics.
Can't wait to see what you come up with next.
User avatar #237 to #236 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
thank you! I think you make amazing work!!
User avatar #238 to #237 - giffythetoad (01/10/2015) [-]
Couldn't have done it without you!
User avatar #235 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
User avatar #234 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
mini comic

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: who just threw that?!

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

User avatar #233 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

maybe at the end you could put the doctor pushing down and turning and popping the lid off easily
User avatar #216 - murrlogic (01/07/2015) [-]
>Mega Bannette
User avatar #217 to #216 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
y not
#218 to #217 - murrlogic (01/07/2015) [-]
There are better Mega's friend
#219 to #218 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
yes
but bannetto is my love
User avatar #220 to #219 - murrlogic (01/07/2015) [-]
What's your moveset looking like?
User avatar #221 to #220 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
gunk shot, telekinesis, grudge, and shadow claw, although I might give him a change of moves soon
User avatar #222 to #221 - murrlogic (01/07/2015) [-]
>telekinesis

You having a laugh m8?
User avatar #223 to #222 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
dont judge
she keeps missing and its so aggravating
#208 - captainwow ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Ey
Loved the artwork
User avatar #211 to #208 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
thanks man! love your comics too!
#210 to #209 - captainwow ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
o fuk yes
#205 - lightingmike (01/03/2015) [-]
I liked your comic!

I hope you will make more in the future!
User avatar #206 to #205 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I will, don't worry!
User avatar #185 - giffythetoad (01/03/2015) [-]
I like your name.
User avatar #186 to #185 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thank youu!
#184 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
i like your comic
i like your comic
#231 to #184 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
New thread.

Aww, ok.

Thanks anyway.
User avatar #187 to #184 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thanks!!
#188 to #187 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
how are you doing darling
User avatar #189 to #188 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
im doing great! I have so many more ideas to draw now. Getting a better graphics card to run DA: I soon enough.
#190 to #189 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
thats good, i wanna play inquisition but im broke right now ;_;
User avatar #191 to #190 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
you could go the underground way and pirate it!
#193 to #191 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
but that would be morally wrong
User avatar #195 to #193 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm all for morals, but sometimes you have to let your desires take in.
#196 to #195 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
nah id prefer to support bioware, not to mention i dont need to give anyone extra reasons to spank me i already have plenty prefect valid ones
User avatar #197 to #196 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
you dont have to support them right now. you are in a financial crisis! when you have the time and money, then you can support them, even if you play it now!
#198 to #197 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
ill support them when i have the money to buy the game, till then i wont play it plus there is still the issue of the spankings
User avatar #199 to #198 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. I wouldn't want to get spanked either. I wish you luck then!
#200 to #199 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
aww why not its fun
User avatar #201 to #200 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I guess its a matter of preference, like that strange foot fetish I couldn't understand.
#202 to #201 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
i suppose so darling, but you are quite lewd arent you talking about your fetishes
User avatar #203 to #202 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
ah, my hand slipped~ wouldn't want to get too lewd in the conversation
#204 to #203 - hellscythe (01/03/2015) [-]
nah darling, your just so lewd you cant even hold it back during one conversation
#227 to #204 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
Is this a doujinshi?

Can I get a source?
#228 to #227 - hellscythe (01/10/2015) [-]
its not doujinshi its a manga
#229 to #228 - arachne (01/10/2015) [-]
Ah

Is there intimate lewdness
User avatar #183 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse.

"Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey the way to get him to go is to scream Thank God.

Jim nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?” Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo” screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered “heyhey!” Jim screamed.

The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff.

Jim could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raise his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”
User avatar #192 to #183 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
thank you for your ideas! Ill work on it right away!
User avatar #225 to #192 - zahidlol (01/09/2015) [-]
still working on it?
User avatar #226 to #225 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
in the midst of making the comic, I had decided to take a background check, just in case.

this joke is old, and to me, the punchline is very expected. I very much appreciate your effort to give me ideas so we can share the credit of an OC but the same joke in the different comic is not OC. this was said to me by one of the users in my group chat. Some of the users in the comment community also recommended me to not repeat jokes.

I am still a beginner. I dont think I have any right to complain to an older user like you, and I dont even think that my posts can even compete with yours, but thats just how I feel. If you can give me original jokes, then I will happily make it into a comic and put your name with the crediting. thank you!
User avatar #232 to #226 - zahidlol (01/10/2015) [-]
so, is the comic a no?

ok, ill think up a new comic. i promise it will be good

ill look up comics to get ideas for comics too.
User avatar #194 to #192 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
GR8 M8

im happy how "dogs" truned out!
User avatar #212 to #194 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
do you think of these jokes yourself or do you get them from somewhere?
User avatar #213 to #212 - zahidlol (01/05/2015) [-]
No, I don't come up with them.

I just remember hearing them.

Hey, if it's not too much to ask for, since not a lot of people look at the description, could you add my name in the content, like next to your name.

Joke form zahidlol,
Or
Joke idea from zahidlol.

You don't have to because I know FJ isn't the only place you post to, but I would like it.

If not, it's fine. It is your comic after all.
User avatar #214 to #213 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
sure, ok.
#215 to #214 - zahidlol (01/05/2015) [-]
Aww!

Thank you!
User avatar #179 - zahidlol (12/31/2014) [-]
This jog was going to be for whitecrayon, but he's chill, and I'm sure he'll allow you to do this joke.

If you want I'm sure he'll be happy to give you pointers for this joke

Here is is:

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant.

“Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested.

“We can’t” responded John, “don’t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.”

“Aah that sign,” said Jim “don’t worry about it” and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, “sorry no pets allowed.”

Can’t you see” said Jim “I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.” But it’s a doberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?” the man asked “Oh,” Jim responded “you must have not heard, this is the latest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.”

Seeing that it worked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.”

Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua!?!?”

User avatar #180 to #179 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
this is nice! I'll be sure to draw it as soon as my current project is finished.
User avatar #181 to #180 - zahidlol (12/31/2014) [-]
Nice.

I'm subscribed to you now

Don't let me down i doubt you will.

Good luck
User avatar #176 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
Glad you're stickin up against those vgcats faggots.
User avatar #177 to #176 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #178 to #177 - kibbleking (12/20/2014) [-]
You're fightin the good fight!
******* commies and those cowards don't know what they're bringing about themselves.
User avatar #168 - kattr (12/02/2014) [-]
HOMO FAG!!!!!
User avatar #148 - wickkles ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Do I know you?
#145 to #144 - nickypickle ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
I don't even know you
#126 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
**** you american cunt
#4 - elisepatt (08/05/2012) [-]
you're just jealous cause my brain is actually functioning.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nickypickle ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
Who are you
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