Well given your track record.

Nobody does track in America. What are you talking about? That involves running :/

>Go somewhere, where your body won't be found By my kids
>industrial type place at 1am
>what's the worse that could happen, somebody gonna kill me?
>start helium death
>right as soon as I pass out, homeless people think I'm getting high, take it off me and try it
>wake up and see them trying to share it
>"Hey fucktards, what do you think you're doing??"
>They shit bricks laughing at my nutless voice

Now I wanna die of embarrassment

>Attempt suicide this way with helium
>dies
>paramedics revive me
>they all laugh because I'm speaking dolphin

well, I'd be brain dead from oxygen deprivation.. But still

>Try this
>Mom walks in 10 seconds later
>What the fuck are you doing
>"You don't understand my pain" - Super high pitch
>She laughs her ass off, hands me a gun and walks away

>Go somewhere, where your body won't be found By my kids
>industrial type place at 1am
>what's the worse that could happen, somebody gonna kill me?
>start helium death
>right as soon as I pass out, homeless people think I'm getting high, take it off me and try it
>wake up and see them trying to share it
>"Hey fucktards, what do you think you're doing??"
>They shit bricks laughing at my nutless voice

Now I wanna die of embarrassment

Okay so now i don't feel like a piece of shit for laughing

*Finds friend's nsfw favorites*
Fap fap fap

unless its furry shit

I like the way he says "come on"

how didn't she see them during her first sentence and she had to walk forward to notice them

Yeah man, loads of hunnies, Jack, Jim beam, cherrios...

See but those are champs that I don't like too much. Like Riven is easy, played maybe 6 or 7 matches total with her, and got a penta on the fifth, Yi I never liked, and it's the same he's pretty easy to play. If the enemy team has no hard cc, they're likely to get fucked, unless they can group up.

No lie, fuck kalista. SO MUCH BULLSHIT.

Shit I can't never get a penta as Nunu, you done better than me whose played for four years.
But then again, my friends are assholes who like to counter my penta at any chance.

If you are really dedicated to get a penta, just main riven or master yi and go smurfing

See but those are champs that I don't like too much. Like Riven is easy, played maybe 6 or 7 matches total with her, and got a penta on the fifth, Yi I never liked, and it's the same he's pretty easy to play. If the enemy team has no hard cc, they're likely to get fucked, unless they can group up.

Really man? Galio and old Poppy? Still not even close

Got my first penta as Urgot the other day, shit was cash as fuck.

Never had a penta outside of bots, which doesn't count. I got a 1v5 quadra as udyr is early season 4, but then my adc showed up and last hit the 5th dude. I was salty as fuck at the time, but then I started maining support/supportive junglers and now i couldn't care less as long as my team gets kills

Yeah I originally started as an adc/ or support.
Nowadays I'll fill just about any role, although I prefer top or mid.

How long have you been playing?

Honestly took me 3 years to get my first penta, and then they started rolling in. First was Kat in ARAM, then Kat in ranked, then Ashe in ranked.

4 years, got my first penta sometime ago as draven. Back when bleeding was still a thing.

They made Urgot great again?!
Last time I played him was well over a month ago. He was rendered utterly useless. Just started playing League 2 days ago. Tell me he's great again. pls
And, fuck, the highest I've ever gotten is a triple. I'm altruistic as shit in team-fights so I end up trying to save my guys instead of sacrificing them from a quadras and pentas like most peeps.

He became the UrGod for a bit there.

They haven't made any changes to him that I remember, but it took a couple of tries to get it. I still love him even if he's an ugly motherfucker. He'll still be great in my books.
Yeah for me I end up sacrificing myself to save my team mates, but sometimes we get some nice wombo combos and the sweep is real. J4, fiddles, and Mf is the combo for trucking teams.

Urgot is my all-time favorite, mane. Used to play only him until a buddy coaxed me into trying out other champs. Now I may be better with the others but no one can beat the greatness of the play style that is Urgeee.
I envy you and your team-mates. Rarely do I get good teams. And half the time I do, I start lagging. It's sort of, really. Avdol, Yas, and Goku are the ultimate combo. (as long as no one gets stunned/snared)

Well it's actually mostly me and one buddy, we have two other friend who play with us, but they've accepted that they're bad and me and my other friend have to make up for them or atleast try . I'm the one with the most stable internet lucky enough and the one with the most experience. Marksman season is making me annoyed as fuck, quinn too fucking strong.

Still lucky. I have mostly Blind games and Team builder. Top lane is almost never available in Team builder so always Supp in that. Always try to top in Blind games. The bot lane is almost always cancerous in Blind games. And my mains work best at top.
Same here.
Get Rengar on your team and lock her down early. Otherwise, skill-shot silencers with Soraka.

Yeah true atleast I've got people I can Occasionally depend on. If we wanna talk cancer though, I had an Irelia call gg before my match even started, because I went Midcrank. I won my lane 16/9, while she went 1 and 1 with a veigar top. Complained all early game how it was all gg because we didn't have an actual mid.
My rengars tend to suck dick, and my two buddies that are bad, we make them duo bot so that atleast they can possibly watch each other. Neither of them can support or adc

Lol, that Irelia should quit playing the game altogether because of how useless she was. Going against Veigar as Irelia and still not accomplishing anything.
Midcrank is one of the scariest things one can imagine at mid as long as neither Yas or Yi are there (and the enemy jg focuses ganks offlanes).
Almost all of my Rengars have been hard carries. And, vice versa.
I think you guys should let them solo top for a while. It'll be good experience even if they lose. It's pretty much my advice to all those players who claim they suck. Builds up confidence, map awareness, and rules of engagement.
And now I'm off to watch some Overlord. If you reply, expect one in return after a couple hours, mate.

Yeah the only real tough match ups I've had so far were against a fizz, and a kassadin. The kass one was funny cause they had a jungle rengar, who got destroyed he tried to gank my lane at one point with his ult, and i hit him mid pounce with a hook under tower and two shotted him
One of them has been trying top and he doesn't do too bad but yeah he needs practice, and so does the other.
have fun fam, enjoy skeltals.

Graves at top is a pain to deal against if the opponent is really tipsy topsy all over the place. In that single match I was devastated so badly... fuck... almost wanted to quit. We won in the end, though.
And I still don't know how to handle Irelia.
Other than that, peeps are easy (according to circumstances).
Lel. His rage musta been real.
Well, it's good to see them trying. Bid them good luck.
Thanks, mate. Was good show. Can't wait for season 2 to air in 3 years.

No lie, fuck kalista. SO MUCH BULLSHIT.

Shit I can't never get a penta as Nunu, you done better than me whose played for four years.
But then again, my friends are assholes who like to counter my penta at any chance.

If you are really dedicated to get a penta, just main riven or master yi and go smurfing

See but those are champs that I don't like too much. Like Riven is easy, played maybe 6 or 7 matches total with her, and got a penta on the fifth, Yi I never liked, and it's the same he's pretty easy to play. If the enemy team has no hard cc, they're likely to get fucked, unless they can group up.

In weeks? Really?

Oh well if you guys plan on going to the same school then nvm then I thought this was strictly "online dating" . Don't move in instantly though, it's pretty risky when you don't really know each other that well.

Thanks for that last bit of advice. We have been talking for about 2 years online, but I only know what she tells me, and even that could be false. One day isn't really enough to get to know what someone is really like. Wish me luck, I guess.

If you guys lived nearby, maybe an hour, hour and a half max then sure take your time but if you're driving half a day just to talk face to face then it's not worth it in my opinion. You don't have to listen to me though

You're probably right, but I don't think I will listen to you because I am a punk ass rebel. My parents tell me to go to bed at 9:00, but I go to bed at 8:00 we plan on going to college together, and then moving. Might just work, and I think that it is worth a shot. If it doesn't work out, I can't regret not trying.

Oh well if you guys plan on going to the same school then nvm then I thought this was strictly "online dating" . Don't move in instantly though, it's pretty risky when you don't really know each other that well.

Thanks for that last bit of advice. We have been talking for about 2 years online, but I only know what she tells me, and even that could be false. One day isn't really enough to get to know what someone is really like. Wish me luck, I guess.