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|#20 - I don't understand this. My atheistic beliefs lead me to belie… [+] (21 new replies)||09/07/2012 on Atheism is for losers||+135|
#22 - 2scared2login (09/07/2012) [-]
God-denialists like you act smug and like your smarter then everyone when in reality your a fucking idiot who thinks the universe literally exploded out of nothing. do us all a favor and blow your empty head off with a shotgun.
#23 - nicktheslayer (09/07/2012) [-]
Telling me to kill myself based on the fact that I act smug and smarter, after reading an honest question ...Because that's something Christ would do?
I deny God, but i don't deny you your belief in God or tell you that you're bad because of it, do i? No, and i won't, because I'm a decent human being.
And don't tell me what i believe about the universe, because I'm very fine with accepting the fact that i don't know in the slightest how it got here.
God hasn't done so well, obviously, choosing those who represent him. Maybe if you were to treat me the why Christ intended you to, (As you would have me treat you.), then I would be more open to the idea of accepting your beliefs.
#26 - 2scared2login (09/07/2012) [-]
im assuming your an atheist so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out
#33 - killerzombie (09/07/2012) [-]
an assumption such as that would be something that a stereotypical christian would do, assume something because no good proof of something else has been shown.
now i my self am atheist, converted from christian because i didn't like the way it was, and how little proof i had been shown. and now being an atheist would actually very much like to learn more about Christianity instead of being told i am a bigot or an idiot for not having similar beliefs. i have had a lot of friends show me great points on Christianity, but none of them have been able to persuade me because they failed to prove my equally important points wrong.
and yes, i know i am "special" because i am unique. coming from random chance has that effect. i by no means believe i am smarter than anyone else, just have different ideas on life. whose ideas are right we cant quite figure out. as to the place where the universe came from, idk and idc. it happened, I'm here, and whatever did it hasn't come to me personally for me to thank him/her/it.
as for you all hating on these fine gentlemen for being honest and wondering a few things, and sticking up for one another, i am very ashamed, and i can almost guarantee that if god is out there, that he would also be ashamed. you are all being very un-christ like, and in-human for downing anything not like you.
as for other atheists posting shit, and instigating, stop, you make us all look bad by being dickheads. its just like Christians with the crazy ones who think they have talked to god and he told them to sacrifice their children.
lastly i notice you are stating all of your things in anonymous, which is sort of coward-like of you for joining in a group of people who are openly showing they're opinions and hiding amongst them and causing problems. i myself logged on just so i would actually have my name next to my comment, because i am proud of what i am saying, and not afraid i will not be liked for it.
#35 - 2scared2login (09/07/2012) [-]
k, i really dont give a shit about how miserable you are, you atheist twat. just go put yourself out of your misery
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#24 - 2scared2login (09/07/2012) [-]
shut the fuck up retard
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#218 - seniorpokeman (08/10/2012) [-]
Is everyone here so fucking self absorbed that they can't just take a goddamn look in the mirror and say: "Hmm... this girl doesn't like me... this is probably due to some sorts of flaws in me... maybe I should work on improving myself based on these flaws so that I may have a better chance of finding someone I'd like to be with in the future."
But no. Everyone here just has to go and say: "We're all fucking perfect. It's the girls fault for not liking us. There is nothing wrong with me what-so-ever. Yep. Absolutely nothing wrong with me. I am handsome, because my grandma said so. I'm nice, because sometimes nice guys get friend-zoned, so that must mean I'm nice. I'm also smart, because I've read a bunch of wikipedia articles."
And honestly, so many people here claim to be friend-zoned, but I don't buy it. I think a good portion of the 'friend-zoning' here has actually been girls rejecting guys, then the guys just say "I got friend-zoned. There is no way that was just rejection. I'm too great and perfect to be rejected. I must have been friend-zoned, because that's something that can wrongly happen to perfect people like me."
Lets get this straight funnyjunk. In life, you don't always get the girl. It's a fucking fact. But if you play your cards right, if you treat the girls right, and if you are confident in what you're doing, there will always be a chance of getting her. (Coming from a guy that has both been friend-zoned and gotten the girl that everyone else wanted.)
Go ahead and thumb me down. You all know that what I'm saying is the truth.
#402 - 2scared2login (08/10/2012) [-]
#254 - batmanlifts (08/10/2012) [-]
"Coming from a guy who's gotten friend-zoned and gotten the girl everyone wanted."
One, your friend zoning just as easily could have been the EXACT FUCKING SITUATION YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, as well as you confidence in your ability to "Get the girl EVERYONE wanted" disturbs me. But NO. I'm just jealous! I know that you, being the patron saint of true wisdom, know when a person has been rejected by a girl and when not. You, my fine feathered friend, Just went full retard.
#423 - seniorpokeman (08/10/2012) [-]
No, I was saying that because I had been friendzoned multiple times, instead of bitching about how it was her fault, I looked at myself and decided to make myself better, which is what everyone should do. NOT blame everyone else then bitch about getting friendzoned on the internet, just learning to improve themselves.
And with the whole "got the girl everyone wanted" thing, i was making a point of saying ive bee in multiple ends of the relationship line, trying to explain that I'm not some glorious bastard that has never been friendzoned, I'm just a normal guy like all of you, and that with enough effort, you too can get the girl
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