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nickelakon

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:6/20/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:South Daytona Florida USA
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Favorite Tags: Art (2) | OC (2) | Videogames (2)

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#95 - **nickelakon used "*roll picture*"** **nickelakon rolled i… 10/03/2015 on Fantasies: reality vs how... +14
#94 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2015 on Fantasies: reality vs how... 0
#95 - nickelakon (10/03/2015) [-]
**nickelakon used "*roll picture*"**
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The sexualist of sexual fantasies is...
#316 - Honestly, one of the reasons I want to see a WRPG, or just a m… 10/03/2015 on The problem with open world... 0
#59 - I don't choose to **** but I still have to pay for some…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Tampons 0
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#60 - everyziggy (10/03/2015) [-]
Well technically you don't HAVE to clean your ass.
#6 - Swating could have gotten people ******* killed. Wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2015 on Streamer get arrested on... +9
#11 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
Then the person who is startles who thinks its a criminal fires back killing an officer or two. This of course gets the person defending his home killed. Yeah, this is why they should stop taking anonymous calls.
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#7 - ginganinjajack (10/02/2015) [-]
Agreed. The people who call swatters are so messed up. Not to mention they pick poor little kids most of the time
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#16 - MrDeadiron (10/03/2015) [-]
Nice to see you again still feeling rekd?
#3 - Still neat  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Argonian Pencil Drawing 0
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#4 - jlewisn (10/02/2015) [-]
=D thanks
#1 - Everything looks great except the spear. It looks like he's ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2015 on Argonian Pencil Drawing 0
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#2 - jlewisn (10/02/2015) [-]
Also it's crooked lol

This was more of a "just for fun" drawing.
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#3 - nickelakon (10/02/2015) [-]
Still neat
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#4 - jlewisn (10/02/2015) [-]
=D thanks
#30 - I dont know whether to laugh or be slightly proturbed because … 10/02/2015 on my dreams suck 0
#12 - I had a dream that I hunted demons and **** . Wore a tre…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2015 on my dreams suck +1
#19 - masanori (10/02/2015) [-]
That wasn't a dream, man, that was us.

'67, Worcester, Massachusetts. Me, you, Kate, Billy; we used to take those fuckers down together. It was a rough life, but we fought hard and played harder. I swear there wasn't a dull moment with you guys.

And then...One day...They got the drop on us. Kate was the first to go down. No surprise; she was always slow on the draw. Billy'd had his gun knocked away and was fighting for his life bare-handed, but we all know that's a losing battle. It was down to you and me, back to back, revolvers in each hand, firing like mad...Then all at once, the bullets stopped. Out of ammo. They closed in. We took one last look at each other before the blood, flesh, and bone started to fly.

Then...

White light.

The next thing I remember I was three years old in my present life, playing with the family dog out back. Two years ago I started to remember. They came as dreams at first, just like yours, then more vivid, more clear, more familiar-and then I remembered who I was.

I have no idea why I started to remember first, but I've been looking for you. I had nothing to go on at all; you could be anyone, anywhere, so I resigned myself to solitude after about six months, and waited. And now, by pure chance, I've found you.

Where we go from here is up to you. You know where I stand. Just where I always have.
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#30 - nickelakon (10/02/2015) [-]
I dont know whether to laugh or be slightly proturbed because thats actually pretty close.
#18 - It's too bad she probably doesn't care. If she did she wouldn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on rape culture +25
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#31 - bottlemonster (10/02/2015) [-]
1-6 months of solitary confinement will do. She´ll drive herself mad
#14 - Her ******* arms look like extremely ****** ball… 10/02/2015 on Fat Fighters 0
#6 - Well obviously with his condition getting that bad it has to b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2015 on Dad jokes +1
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#12 - alfibrakiz (10/02/2015) [-]
It's just a case of placebo. The real daddy is making dadjokes to his crew in the inner city
#79 - I typicallt don't use songs I regularly listen to Currentl… 10/01/2015 on Epic 0
#5 - *claps* *Micheal screaming* GOD DAMMIT GAVIN! 10/01/2015 on Vegas 2 face scan +1
#13 - "What was her name kirito?" "Uhh... Yoga pa… 10/01/2015 on Camera Angles +15
#3 - **nickelakon used "*roll picture*"** **nickelakon rolled i… 10/01/2015 on not Shaun Lock 0
#20 - And 19th, its the first where I am at  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on Things are about to get... 0
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#25 - thesunpraiser (10/02/2015) [-]
Fuck, so March 19th? My math was all kinds of fucked up.
#19 - 1 months November 2 months december 3 months January … 10/01/2015 on Things are about to get... 0
#17 - Mines in 5 months and 18 days  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Things are about to get... 0
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#18 - thesunpraiser (10/01/2015) [-]
February 20th?
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#20 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
And 19th, its the first where I am at
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#25 - thesunpraiser (10/02/2015) [-]
Fuck, so March 19th? My math was all kinds of fucked up.
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#19 - nickelakon (10/01/2015) [-]
1 months November
2 months december
3 months January
4 months February
5 months March
#16 - "Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey, one is al…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Game quotes +13
#25 - omegafriend (10/01/2015) [-]
That is the best fucking gameover screen ever
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#80 - skullington (10/02/2015) [-]
What game is this
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#117 - ltbuttstrong (10/02/2015) [-]
Persona 3
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#92 - psychodreadnought (10/02/2015) [-]
Persona.
#313 - Definitely a keeper I say 10/01/2015 on Good parenting 0
#312 - That sucks I really wish I had the money because I'd cut t… 10/01/2015 on Good parenting +1
#67 - I'll just use my dragon powers for a bigger dick. And I di… 10/01/2015 on Dragon Dildos +24
#9 - Don't worry It didn't just explode He just started pla… 10/01/2015 on 1905 was 20 years ago :( +2
#32 - I hear they took down the video but heres steve blum hitting o… 10/01/2015 on FMAB Bloopers 0

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User avatar #2 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
boop
#18 to #3 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
Draw me a picture of my Waifu Asami washing her giant gas guzzling car. Draw a huge Hummer H2
User avatar #19 to #18 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
I'll try it at lunch tommorow, you mind that?
User avatar #20 to #19 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]


make her car really REALLY big something that gets like .2 miles to the Gallon.
User avatar #21 to #20 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Okay
User avatar #23 to #22 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Whats with the hearts?
User avatar #24 to #23 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
I dunno how to express my appreciation
User avatar #25 to #24 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Thanks usually works, sorry, Im not usually this much of a kill joy, I just barely know who you are and Im tired.
User avatar #26 to #25 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
go bed.

ni

can't wait to see the drawing
#27 to #26 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Alright, alright
ill make sure its atleast worth seeing
User avatar #4 to #3 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #5 to #4 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Umm... boop?
User avatar #6 to #5 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
Yes boop

Hello.
#7 to #6 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Well hello... person I dont know
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
I am murr. pleasure to meet you

what's up?
User avatar #9 to #8 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
nothing much, staying up late when its a bad idea, but nothing much else, how are you murr?
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
Go bed.

I'm working on art projects.
User avatar #11 to #10 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Meh, I usually sneak away and sleep during the day, what kind of art?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Porn? you draw porn? Well... then again I really should start thinking about it more normally, I went to basic training with a hentai artist who drew by commision
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#15 to #14 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
Im alright I guess
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (03/30/2015) [-]
Wanna draw me a picture?
User avatar #17 to #16 - nickelakon (03/30/2015) [-]
What do you want me to try? Can't guarantee it'll be good
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