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Date Signed Up:9/13/2013
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#33 - Picture 03/19/2015 on What do you look like, FJ? 0
#37 - Stay logged in on multiple devices 03/18/2015 on Suggestions to make site... +1
#278 - im not against imigration, i want it regulated! 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +1
#276 - yep!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +1
#277 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Strange everyone who immigrated said the same thing :I
Well at least in my age they all think the same way
#278 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
im not against imigration, i want it regulated!
#273 - Not really interested in them, i read what they write in 20min…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +1
#275 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Forgotten that shitty ?
#274 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Against mass immigration
#276 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
yep!
#277 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Strange everyone who immigrated said the same thing :I
Well at least in my age they all think the same way
#278 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
im not against imigration, i want it regulated!
#268 - About the doctor thing, i cant say, i only know, that they don…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here 0
#279 - pornoranger (03/01/2015) [-]
well yeah, but australia is running low on docs, too but these cunts rather tightened immigration control over the last couple of years, if anything.
these fuckers even go as far as recognising person A as a doc but not person B who went to the same european university, got the same degree and did everything exactly the same way in europe but unfortunately wasn't born in 'straya. so one is an over seas educated doc and the other one is just a filthy immigrant
#63 - I know its perfect for everyone on this website, but its reall…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +1
User avatar #549 - captainsweden (03/02/2015) [-]
Ever tried to visit a bar?
#272 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Well good day fellow swiss citizen.
Do you think about the swiss politics alot or not that interested?
#273 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
Not really interested in them, i read what they write in 20min, but thats it
#275 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Forgotten that shitty ?
#274 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Against mass immigration
#276 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
yep!
#277 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Strange everyone who immigrated said the same thing :I
Well at least in my age they all think the same way
#278 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
im not against imigration, i want it regulated!
User avatar #69 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
Eh, I suppose you have a point
#35 - Well, the flagg is a big plus Im not even sorry …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +42
#265 - pornoranger (03/01/2015) [-]
thinking about moving there in 1-3 years time
do you, by chance, know if the swiss 'welcome' german doctors by not making them go through stupid processes and accreditation procedures?
#268 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
About the doctor thing, i cant say, i only know, that they dont have enough doctors, so you will be job-wise welcome there.
#279 - pornoranger (03/01/2015) [-]
well yeah, but australia is running low on docs, too but these cunts rather tightened immigration control over the last couple of years, if anything.
these fuckers even go as far as recognising person A as a doc but not person B who went to the same european university, got the same degree and did everything exactly the same way in europe but unfortunately wasn't born in 'straya. so one is an over seas educated doc and the other one is just a filthy immigrant
User avatar #49 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
>- like i said, people dont like to interact
why is this a con? sounds like I'll fit right in
#63 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
I know its perfect for everyone on this website, but its really hard finding someone outside of my FJ-Life, which i have to do
User avatar #549 - captainsweden (03/02/2015) [-]
Ever tried to visit a bar?
#272 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Well good day fellow swiss citizen.
Do you think about the swiss politics alot or not that interested?
#273 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
Not really interested in them, i read what they write in 20min, but thats it
#275 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Forgotten that shitty ?
#274 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Against mass immigration
#276 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
yep!
#277 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Strange everyone who immigrated said the same thing :I
Well at least in my age they all think the same way
#278 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
im not against imigration, i want it regulated!
User avatar #69 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
Eh, I suppose you have a point
#23 - As a german, living in switzerland, should i still show myself?  [+] (36 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Euro users, get in here +2
User avatar #26 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
wuts it like living in switzerland bro?

pros / cons?
#35 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
Well, the flagg is a big plus Im not even sorry

But seriously, besides eveybody being for themself, its a really awesome country!

+ Nice weather change
+ Awesome Food
+ Great Services
+ Education and Health Care is free and really good

- like i said, people dont like to interact
- Really expensive You get more money though
#265 - pornoranger (03/01/2015) [-]
thinking about moving there in 1-3 years time
do you, by chance, know if the swiss 'welcome' german doctors by not making them go through stupid processes and accreditation procedures?
#268 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
About the doctor thing, i cant say, i only know, that they dont have enough doctors, so you will be job-wise welcome there.
#279 - pornoranger (03/01/2015) [-]
well yeah, but australia is running low on docs, too but these cunts rather tightened immigration control over the last couple of years, if anything.
these fuckers even go as far as recognising person A as a doc but not person B who went to the same european university, got the same degree and did everything exactly the same way in europe but unfortunately wasn't born in 'straya. so one is an over seas educated doc and the other one is just a filthy immigrant
User avatar #49 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
>- like i said, people dont like to interact
why is this a con? sounds like I'll fit right in
#63 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
I know its perfect for everyone on this website, but its really hard finding someone outside of my FJ-Life, which i have to do
User avatar #549 - captainsweden (03/02/2015) [-]
Ever tried to visit a bar?
#272 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Well good day fellow swiss citizen.
Do you think about the swiss politics alot or not that interested?
#273 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
Not really interested in them, i read what they write in 20min, but thats it
#275 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Forgotten that shitty ?
#274 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Against mass immigration
#276 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
yep!
#277 - draggonerify (03/01/2015) [-]
Strange everyone who immigrated said the same thing :I
Well at least in my age they all think the same way
#278 - nialori (03/01/2015) [-]
im not against imigration, i want it regulated!
User avatar #69 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
Eh, I suppose you have a point
User avatar #30 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
Pro: Not a lot of Germans.
Con: Fucking expensive.
User avatar #34 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
you don't like your fellow germans lol?
expensive? but arent taxes insanely low over there?
also con: no autobahn :-(
User avatar #47 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
I do love Germans, most of them. They're loyal, honest and make good friends. Swiss people are more relaxed though.
Not sure how low taxes are, probably a lot lower if you got a sh*t ton of money. It's the cost of living that's incredibly high. I was thinking about doing a trip to Swiss and stay for a few days but I can't afford hotels and stuff.
#227 - greedtheavaricious (03/01/2015) [-]
Would you look at that, someone actually complimenting us Krauts instead of making another Hitler joke.

lub u 2 bby
User avatar #232 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
Ich hoffe ich trübe deine Freude nicht, aber ich bin auch'n Kraut... Wir sind aber gar nicht mal so unbeliebt.
User avatar #240 - greedtheavaricious (03/01/2015) [-]
Yo, nur haste gesagt du bist nicht in Deutschland geboren. Dennoch, ein arg verspätetes willkommen zur Familie, hehe.
User avatar #252 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
Na gut! Aber gefühlt war ich immer ein Deutscher, trotzdem danke =)
Mutter ist deutsch und ich lebe seit 18 Jahren hier.
User avatar #59 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
Oh, alright
So how true is the stereotype of Germans being quite cold and super productive in your opinion?
User avatar #106 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
I wasn't born in Germany but I spent most of my life here so it's really hard to tell.

I wouldn't say we're "cold" but it takes quite some time to get to know people well. Germans can be picky when choosing people to befriend but you bet your ass your German friends are going to do whatever for you if you need them. We have a special kind of humour, almost like you Brits, we're not going to laugh about each and every silly joke (like Americans e.g.) and we're not going pretend to laugh ourselves to death which other people find strange, no idea why.
We are indeed "super productive". People who don't get their shit done properly are usually looked down at and Germans tend to trust people more who are known to be diligent. Also, Germans are always on time (I'm not though), even when meeting friends. Speaking about my experience with the "average" German.
Have you had any encounters with Germans?
User avatar #109 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
>and we're not going pretend to laugh ourselves to death which other people find strange, no idea why

Yeah, I get that. I never liked the whole "forced fun" thing either
but then again I'm a miserable bastard

I wish I had some German friends
User avatar #120 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
Save up some cash and come over. We got tasty beer, we drive on the right side of the street and most of us speak good enough English.
User avatar #229 - greedtheavaricious (03/01/2015) [-]
Heck, even the cheapest beer is tasty here. Especially the ones from Netto and Rewe.
User avatar #125 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
I drive a German car if it counts for something ;-)
User avatar #140 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
It does. That's actually one big thing we're allowed to be pround of, our cars.
User avatar #152 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
Germans, Italians and Japs are doing it right when it comes to cars
User avatar #154 - mathmanchris (03/01/2015) [-]
Do I smell a WW2 joke incoming?
User avatar #158 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
If there is one it went over my head
#266 - pornoranger (03/01/2015) [-]
that was rather clever
you cheeky cunt
jk, i like you
User avatar #267 - joshlol (03/01/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #46 - shumdek (03/01/2015) [-]
Well, then there's denmark. Common goods and shit is quite expensive, and the taxes are high as fuck. But we have free education and healthcare, which is nice. Except dental care. That shit'll cost you.
#23 - i meant it like, only users who have been on this website for … 02/26/2015 on update check 0
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#6 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#3 to #2 - nialori (06/23/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #4 to #3 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
For every thumb this gets

I will write " **** you" on your profile
#5 to #4 - nialori (06/24/2014) [-]
haha, my bad, totally forogt about that
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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