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#2 - ikil (09/24/2013) [-]
Tell that to Brandon Lee
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User avatar #14 - unlithe (09/23/2013) [-]
ok heres a thumb
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User avatar #12 - unlithe (09/22/2013) [-]
mind if i just... steal that gif?
User avatar #13 - nexuiz (09/23/2013) [-]
no, you must pay a toll fee.
User avatar #14 - unlithe (09/23/2013) [-]
ok heres a thumb
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#31 - burnitup (09/19/2013) [-]
what is this?
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User avatar #2 - lordscooby (09/17/2013) [-]
me either
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#34 - cpu-$150 videocard -$150-200 motherboard-$150 ram-… 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
#31 - You are getting a i7 with a really really ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
#29 - I'm not trying to offend you , I'm still helping you. Just wor…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
User avatar #30 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh..can you tell me what they are?. Just so I don't make them in the future (also I feel it might be worth noting that I've been up for 30+ hours) that might be why I've been acting a bit stupid
User avatar #31 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
You are getting a i7 with a really really shitty video card. Then you are planning on upgrading from a 4 core AMD to and i7 withing a few months , that's just plain wasting money. Just go with the build I wrote down. it's well rounded moderately priced , best bang for your buck.
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
#21 - Ok this is simple, you can't just upgrade from an amd cpu to a…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
User avatar #24 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Shit man, no need to throw insults in my face. I'm sure you are fucking brilliantly magnificent in some things i am utter shit at and that you are utter shit and some things I am brilliantly magnificent at.
User avatar #29 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to offend you , I'm still helping you. Just work this out yourself , it's not that hard. I built a PC with a lack of understanding and ended up making a few stupid mistakes , but nothing major. To me you are making some really really strange decisions , that make absolutely no sense to me.
User avatar #30 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh..can you tell me what they are?. Just so I don't make them in the future (also I feel it might be worth noting that I've been up for 30+ hours) that might be why I've been acting a bit stupid
User avatar #31 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
You are getting a i7 with a really really shitty video card. Then you are planning on upgrading from a 4 core AMD to and i7 withing a few months , that's just plain wasting money. Just go with the build I wrote down. it's well rounded moderately priced , best bang for your buck.
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
#16 - AGHH wall of text, don't buy then upgrade so quickly. Patience…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
User avatar #17 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
How much would that be? I'll get the first one definitely though, and later when i have more money to spend I'll get the i7 and something like Nvidia 600gtx or more, like you said
User avatar #21 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok this is simple, you can't just upgrade from an amd cpu to an intel cpu. They have entirely different sockets, thus means you have to buy a new motherboard. Ill just give you a budget build here.

AMD PHENOM X4 3.5ghz
random motherboard with am3 socket
Nvdia GTX 650 256-bit 2gb
8 gigs ram
random case
random power supply

Your so Electronically retarded it scares me , do some research.
I repeat don't upgrade so quickly, you are wasting money.
User avatar #24 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Shit man, no need to throw insults in my face. I'm sure you are fucking brilliantly magnificent in some things i am utter shit at and that you are utter shit and some things I am brilliantly magnificent at.
User avatar #29 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to offend you , I'm still helping you. Just work this out yourself , it's not that hard. I built a PC with a lack of understanding and ended up making a few stupid mistakes , but nothing major. To me you are making some really really strange decisions , that make absolutely no sense to me.
User avatar #30 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh..can you tell me what they are?. Just so I don't make them in the future (also I feel it might be worth noting that I've been up for 30+ hours) that might be why I've been acting a bit stupid
User avatar #31 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
You are getting a i7 with a really really shitty video card. Then you are planning on upgrading from a 4 core AMD to and i7 withing a few months , that's just plain wasting money. Just go with the build I wrote down. it's well rounded moderately priced , best bang for your buck.
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
#14 - If you are going the amd route go AMD phenom X4, they have the…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
User avatar #15 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
On/after Christmas I will be able to upgrade. Just so i have a few peoples opinions, what one is better (don't forget I will be able to upgrade after Chistmas)

EXCELLENT GAMING INTEL CORE I7 930 @ 2.80 GHZ, 8 GB RAM, 1000 GB HDD COMPUTER FOR SALE

UP FOR SALE AN EXCELLENT CONDITION INTEL CORE I7 DESKTOP PC
Great unit for general use/ as a MEDIA CENTRE PC/ GAMING or even VIDEO EDITING.
SPECIFICATIONS BELOW:
M/B: New Intel DX58OG motherboard 1366 Socket, with ANTI-SURGE protection technique.
CPU: INTEL CORE I7 930 (8 cores) (Very powerful processors matching
the current I7 series runs Win7 or Win 8 seamlessly)
I7 930 @ 2.80 Ghz, 8MB cache, 95W
HDD: 1000 GB SATA2.
MEMORY: 8 GB (2 X 4 GB) DDR3 1333 Mhz (can upgrade to 6 X 4 GB = 24GB) (More than enough memory for a Win7 & Win 8 machine for every day tasks)
GRAPHICS: Asus HD 5450 Silent HDMI/DVI/VGA, 1 GB Video card with total available graphics memory of 4.8 GB.
High Speed DVD WRITER/READER Dual Layer (updated to latest Firmware)
AUDIO: 1- AMD High Definition 20-bit Audio, 8.1 chennels.
2- Realtek High Definition Audio System.
NETWORK: Intel 82567LF-2 Gigabit Network Adapter.
WI-FI: IEEE 802.112 + IEEE 802.11G + IEEE 802.11B USB 2.0 Wireless.
CONNECTIONS: 10 USBs AT FRONT and AT THE REAR, AS WELL AS YOUR
AUDIO JACKS (FRONT AND REAR), HDMI, DVI, VGA & LAN Terminals.

** It is been loaded with WIN 7, 64 bit Ultimate (activated), so you
can upgrading easily with no problem at all.
** It comes in very good CoolerMaster case.(the above photos is not for the real computer but for demonstration only).
User avatar #16 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
AGHH wall of text, don't buy then upgrade so quickly. Patience is a virtue. If you can get the i7 get that shit! That video card is shit for gaming though. look into something from nvidia 600gtx or more.
User avatar #17 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
How much would that be? I'll get the first one definitely though, and later when i have more money to spend I'll get the i7 and something like Nvidia 600gtx or more, like you said
User avatar #21 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok this is simple, you can't just upgrade from an amd cpu to an intel cpu. They have entirely different sockets, thus means you have to buy a new motherboard. Ill just give you a budget build here.

AMD PHENOM X4 3.5ghz
random motherboard with am3 socket
Nvdia GTX 650 256-bit 2gb
8 gigs ram
random case
random power supply

Your so Electronically retarded it scares me , do some research.
I repeat don't upgrade so quickly, you are wasting money.
User avatar #24 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Shit man, no need to throw insults in my face. I'm sure you are fucking brilliantly magnificent in some things i am utter shit at and that you are utter shit and some things I am brilliantly magnificent at.
User avatar #29 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to offend you , I'm still helping you. Just work this out yourself , it's not that hard. I built a PC with a lack of understanding and ended up making a few stupid mistakes , but nothing major. To me you are making some really really strange decisions , that make absolutely no sense to me.
User avatar #30 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh..can you tell me what they are?. Just so I don't make them in the future (also I feel it might be worth noting that I've been up for 30+ hours) that might be why I've been acting a bit stupid
User avatar #31 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
You are getting a i7 with a really really shitty video card. Then you are planning on upgrading from a 4 core AMD to and i7 withing a few months , that's just plain wasting money. Just go with the build I wrote down. it's well rounded moderately priced , best bang for your buck.
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
#13 - SSD drives are expensive as **** . Unless you … 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
#11 - It's alright , not a god build but not ****** bui…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help 0
User avatar #12 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not interested in getting another laptop
User avatar #14 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
If you are going the amd route go AMD phenom X4, they have the best architecture out of the amd cpu's. and Also look into a better video card, or crossfire.
User avatar #15 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
On/after Christmas I will be able to upgrade. Just so i have a few peoples opinions, what one is better (don't forget I will be able to upgrade after Chistmas)

EXCELLENT GAMING INTEL CORE I7 930 @ 2.80 GHZ, 8 GB RAM, 1000 GB HDD COMPUTER FOR SALE

UP FOR SALE AN EXCELLENT CONDITION INTEL CORE I7 DESKTOP PC
Great unit for general use/ as a MEDIA CENTRE PC/ GAMING or even VIDEO EDITING.
SPECIFICATIONS BELOW:
M/B: New Intel DX58OG motherboard 1366 Socket, with ANTI-SURGE protection technique.
CPU: INTEL CORE I7 930 (8 cores) (Very powerful processors matching
the current I7 series runs Win7 or Win 8 seamlessly)
I7 930 @ 2.80 Ghz, 8MB cache, 95W
HDD: 1000 GB SATA2.
MEMORY: 8 GB (2 X 4 GB) DDR3 1333 Mhz (can upgrade to 6 X 4 GB = 24GB) (More than enough memory for a Win7 & Win 8 machine for every day tasks)
GRAPHICS: Asus HD 5450 Silent HDMI/DVI/VGA, 1 GB Video card with total available graphics memory of 4.8 GB.
High Speed DVD WRITER/READER Dual Layer (updated to latest Firmware)
AUDIO: 1- AMD High Definition 20-bit Audio, 8.1 chennels.
2- Realtek High Definition Audio System.
NETWORK: Intel 82567LF-2 Gigabit Network Adapter.
WI-FI: IEEE 802.112 + IEEE 802.11G + IEEE 802.11B USB 2.0 Wireless.
CONNECTIONS: 10 USBs AT FRONT and AT THE REAR, AS WELL AS YOUR
AUDIO JACKS (FRONT AND REAR), HDMI, DVI, VGA & LAN Terminals.

** It is been loaded with WIN 7, 64 bit Ultimate (activated), so you
can upgrading easily with no problem at all.
** It comes in very good CoolerMaster case.(the above photos is not for the real computer but for demonstration only).
User avatar #16 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
AGHH wall of text, don't buy then upgrade so quickly. Patience is a virtue. If you can get the i7 get that shit! That video card is shit for gaming though. look into something from nvidia 600gtx or more.
User avatar #17 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
How much would that be? I'll get the first one definitely though, and later when i have more money to spend I'll get the i7 and something like Nvidia 600gtx or more, like you said
User avatar #21 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok this is simple, you can't just upgrade from an amd cpu to an intel cpu. They have entirely different sockets, thus means you have to buy a new motherboard. Ill just give you a budget build here.

AMD PHENOM X4 3.5ghz
random motherboard with am3 socket
Nvdia GTX 650 256-bit 2gb
8 gigs ram
random case
random power supply

Your so Electronically retarded it scares me , do some research.
I repeat don't upgrade so quickly, you are wasting money.
User avatar #24 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Shit man, no need to throw insults in my face. I'm sure you are fucking brilliantly magnificent in some things i am utter shit at and that you are utter shit and some things I am brilliantly magnificent at.
User avatar #29 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to offend you , I'm still helping you. Just work this out yourself , it's not that hard. I built a PC with a lack of understanding and ended up making a few stupid mistakes , but nothing major. To me you are making some really really strange decisions , that make absolutely no sense to me.
User avatar #30 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh..can you tell me what they are?. Just so I don't make them in the future (also I feel it might be worth noting that I've been up for 30+ hours) that might be why I've been acting a bit stupid
User avatar #31 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
You are getting a i7 with a really really shitty video card. Then you are planning on upgrading from a 4 core AMD to and i7 withing a few months , that's just plain wasting money. Just go with the build I wrote down. it's well rounded moderately priced , best bang for your buck.
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
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#2 - PC master-race executive here.  [+] (14 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Gaming PC Specs Help +1
User avatar #6 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
What could these specs handle? I mean, what would be the best game (graphics wise) and at what graphics setting

AMD FX-4100 Four Core CPU
- Gigabyte GA-F2A55m-DS2AMD Mainboard
- 8GB RAM
- 1TB HDD
- Thermaltake Black Versa Case
- RADEON 7750 2GB GPU
#11 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
It's alright , not a god build but not shitty build. That build would handle most games pretty well, med to high graphics with steady fps. All depends on the game though. Here is my recommendation don't get a laptop if you are going to join the ranks of the PC master race. Build a gaming desktop , it's cheaper, you can upgrade far easier. While with the laptop you only get the advantage of portability. In 3 years that laptop will be utter shit and you will not be able to upgrade whatsoever. With a desktop you will not have that problem. also a side note building a desktop is not hard.
User avatar #12 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not interested in getting another laptop
User avatar #14 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
If you are going the amd route go AMD phenom X4, they have the best architecture out of the amd cpu's. and Also look into a better video card, or crossfire.
User avatar #15 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
On/after Christmas I will be able to upgrade. Just so i have a few peoples opinions, what one is better (don't forget I will be able to upgrade after Chistmas)

EXCELLENT GAMING INTEL CORE I7 930 @ 2.80 GHZ, 8 GB RAM, 1000 GB HDD COMPUTER FOR SALE

UP FOR SALE AN EXCELLENT CONDITION INTEL CORE I7 DESKTOP PC
Great unit for general use/ as a MEDIA CENTRE PC/ GAMING or even VIDEO EDITING.
SPECIFICATIONS BELOW:
M/B: New Intel DX58OG motherboard 1366 Socket, with ANTI-SURGE protection technique.
CPU: INTEL CORE I7 930 (8 cores) (Very powerful processors matching
the current I7 series runs Win7 or Win 8 seamlessly)
I7 930 @ 2.80 Ghz, 8MB cache, 95W
HDD: 1000 GB SATA2.
MEMORY: 8 GB (2 X 4 GB) DDR3 1333 Mhz (can upgrade to 6 X 4 GB = 24GB) (More than enough memory for a Win7 & Win 8 machine for every day tasks)
GRAPHICS: Asus HD 5450 Silent HDMI/DVI/VGA, 1 GB Video card with total available graphics memory of 4.8 GB.
High Speed DVD WRITER/READER Dual Layer (updated to latest Firmware)
AUDIO: 1- AMD High Definition 20-bit Audio, 8.1 chennels.
2- Realtek High Definition Audio System.
NETWORK: Intel 82567LF-2 Gigabit Network Adapter.
WI-FI: IEEE 802.112 + IEEE 802.11G + IEEE 802.11B USB 2.0 Wireless.
CONNECTIONS: 10 USBs AT FRONT and AT THE REAR, AS WELL AS YOUR
AUDIO JACKS (FRONT AND REAR), HDMI, DVI, VGA & LAN Terminals.

** It is been loaded with WIN 7, 64 bit Ultimate (activated), so you
can upgrading easily with no problem at all.
** It comes in very good CoolerMaster case.(the above photos is not for the real computer but for demonstration only).
User avatar #16 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
AGHH wall of text, don't buy then upgrade so quickly. Patience is a virtue. If you can get the i7 get that shit! That video card is shit for gaming though. look into something from nvidia 600gtx or more.
User avatar #17 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
How much would that be? I'll get the first one definitely though, and later when i have more money to spend I'll get the i7 and something like Nvidia 600gtx or more, like you said
User avatar #21 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok this is simple, you can't just upgrade from an amd cpu to an intel cpu. They have entirely different sockets, thus means you have to buy a new motherboard. Ill just give you a budget build here.

AMD PHENOM X4 3.5ghz
random motherboard with am3 socket
Nvdia GTX 650 256-bit 2gb
8 gigs ram
random case
random power supply

Your so Electronically retarded it scares me , do some research.
I repeat don't upgrade so quickly, you are wasting money.
User avatar #24 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Shit man, no need to throw insults in my face. I'm sure you are fucking brilliantly magnificent in some things i am utter shit at and that you are utter shit and some things I am brilliantly magnificent at.
User avatar #29 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to offend you , I'm still helping you. Just work this out yourself , it's not that hard. I built a PC with a lack of understanding and ended up making a few stupid mistakes , but nothing major. To me you are making some really really strange decisions , that make absolutely no sense to me.
User avatar #30 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Oh..can you tell me what they are?. Just so I don't make them in the future (also I feel it might be worth noting that I've been up for 30+ hours) that might be why I've been acting a bit stupid
User avatar #31 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
You are getting a i7 with a really really shitty video card. Then you are planning on upgrading from a 4 core AMD to and i7 withing a few months , that's just plain wasting money. Just go with the build I wrote down. it's well rounded moderately priced , best bang for your buck.
User avatar #32 - cyborgturtle (09/04/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks a bunch man. How much would the one you wrote down cost?
User avatar #34 - nexuiz (09/04/2013) [-]
cpu-$150
videocard -$150-200
motherboard-$150
ram-$50-100
case- up to you estimation $50
power supply $50

Total around $700. You can look around and switch some components. You may be able to find some things that are more cost efficient .
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