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Date Signed Up:8/11/2012
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#1 - Op was that an OC? 11/22/2013 on take that 0
#2 - Picture 11/21/2013 on Real Men +2
#1 - Comment deleted 11/17/2013 on Post Carpal Tunnel Surgery 0
#156 - I saw this gif. yesterday, I guess you can say I got inspired.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Friendly Rainbow Worm Under... +4
#159 - bobbitworm (11/17/2013) [-]
a giant knuckle?
#3 - Calm down, it's ok buddy. Not everyone can make a great commen…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on The Walking Dead Ep 1 Pt 1:... +1
User avatar #4 - troythehotman (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't care if it's good or not. I like doing it, so i'll do it. Live your life doing what you like, weather or not people like.
#1 - **nexuiz rolls 3,562** 11/08/2013 on Jerquomiah Harris 0
#1 - stop posting your ***** commentaries.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2013 on The Walking Dead Ep 1 Pt 1:... 0
User avatar #2 - troythehotman (11/08/2013) [-]
How about I do what I want? Yea? Ok
User avatar #3 - nexuiz (11/08/2013) [-]
Calm down, it's ok buddy. Not everyone can make a great commentary. Only a select few.
User avatar #4 - troythehotman (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't care if it's good or not. I like doing it, so i'll do it. Live your life doing what you like, weather or not people like.
#1 - I still read my ******* shampoo bottle. 10/30/2013 on A new tendency 0
#4 - I remember origin downloaded 98% then my speed dropped to like 20kb/s. 10/30/2013 on Dat feel 0
#1 - Then he crashes into something and gets impaled.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Trailer Park Science +3
User avatar #4 - animalsgreenberet (10/28/2013) [-]
i kinda wish all cars were like this. modern safety features have made people think their cars are extremely safe, and they drive like idiots. if people knew they would get impaled if they rear ended another vehicle, they wouldn't speed, and they'd pay attention to the road.
#7 - Picture 10/26/2013 on Computer Problems +13
#8 - If someone wants to 3D model this, I would be ecstatic to see it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on Painting I've been working on +1
User avatar #9 - mistafishy (10/26/2013) [-]
Likewise.
#2 - I was actually going to draw a radiation symbol, then got dist…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Painting I've been working on 0
User avatar #3 - waiwei (10/25/2013) [-]
Oh, that can be easily added, no problem. This guy looks like he belongs in Metro 2033 game.
#4 - Smoky the bear. 10/21/2013 on He's right ya know. 0
#12 - Then the creationist will respond, "IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Seems alright. +3
#48 - bigrog (10/21/2013) [-]
the the atheist douchbag bitches on the internet
#39 - lastkingofx (10/21/2013) [-]
...No, pretty sure that was quite literal. Drowned the entire planet which had become evil, corrupt, and also tainted with the Nephilim. The sons of angels and women, the creation of which did not make god very happy. (they were basically a bunch of half-giants if you want a good physical description). Some books from the apographa describe the Nephilim as conquerors, who enslaved most of man and polluted the blood line, which was gods reason for the flood. Man was practically enslaved, without freedom on earth sometimes -actually- being eaten by the Nephilim so god did what he could. Showed a man how to build a giant boat, cut the travel time of gathering enough of a population to preserve the earth by like 50% (he sent the animals there) and let a man, his three sons and their wives survive.
User avatar #79 - azumeow (10/21/2013) [-]
So...the Nephilim weren't made up by Diablo?

Shows how much I know about Biblical history. Still, I prefer my theological ideas: I don't care.
User avatar #24 - sadistikal (10/21/2013) [-]
And then they tell you that man used to ride dinosaurs like horses and you see that it's all a load of bull.
#23 - ogg (10/21/2013) [-]
most people respond shut the fuck up! In the STORY all the people were evil unlike the victims of the holocaust!
#14 - What is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Duration of Use 0
User avatar #15 - losers (10/21/2013) [-]
Those be razorblades.
#7 - Where can I get this?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Skatecycle check it out 0
#15 - mihaelme (10/20/2013) [-]
Brooklin workshop
#97 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Education level : Mcdonalds 0
#98 - silverzepher Comment deleted by nexuiz
#376 - oh I thought you were talking about #31. 10/14/2013 on GTA V 0
#374 - As a person who has 25 hours on the bf4 beta and 300 hours on …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on GTA V 0
User avatar #375 - StinkyCheese (10/13/2013) [-]
#318 Is clearly BF3.
User avatar #376 - nexuiz (10/14/2013) [-]
oh I thought you were talking about #31.
#346 - It's the bf4 beta, not bf3.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2013 on GTA V -1
User avatar #373 - StinkyCheese (10/11/2013) [-]
As someone who owns BF3 on the console, that is BF3.
User avatar #374 - nexuiz (10/11/2013) [-]
As a person who has 25 hours on the bf4 beta and 300 hours on bf3. This is bf4.
User avatar #375 - StinkyCheese (10/13/2013) [-]
#318 Is clearly BF3.
User avatar #376 - nexuiz (10/14/2013) [-]
oh I thought you were talking about #31.
#37 - Xbox 360 = Microwave oven at 500 w  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on GTA V 0
User avatar #38 - lordlolland (10/08/2013) [-]
I have yet to be able to bake a cake or heat pasta in an Xbox 360

Microwave oven at 500W > Xbox 360
#31 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 10/08/2013 on GTA V +9
User avatar #180 - michaltk (10/09/2013) [-]
I heard of people bitching on the consoles about the graphics but I never knew it was this bad!
User avatar #318 - rieskimo (10/09/2013) [-]
Except that it's not, if anybody's console looks like the picture on the right it's due to a malfunction.

You want proof? Oh here you go, this is captured footage from a console, and mind you this is captured through a capture card and compressed from youtube.
Battlefield 3 Multiplayer Gameplay XBOX 360

I know consoles have the edge in graphics, but consoles aren't nearly that bad.
User avatar #328 - Siphus (10/09/2013) [-]
Thats BF3 not BF4 you fool
User avatar #346 - nexuiz (10/09/2013) [-]
It's the bf4 beta, not bf3.
User avatar #373 - StinkyCheese (10/11/2013) [-]
As someone who owns BF3 on the console, that is BF3.
User avatar #374 - nexuiz (10/11/2013) [-]
As a person who has 25 hours on the bf4 beta and 300 hours on bf3. This is bf4.
User avatar #375 - StinkyCheese (10/13/2013) [-]
#318 Is clearly BF3.
User avatar #376 - nexuiz (10/14/2013) [-]
oh I thought you were talking about #31.
User avatar #333 - rieskimo (10/09/2013) [-]
Either way, if BF3 on consoles has better graphics than that picture shows, that means that

a)the pic is from a PC with the graphics turned all the way down or
b)the pic is from an early BETA which is going to change anyway.


here is some Xbox360 BF4 beta gameplay again from youtube.
Battlefield 4 Xbox360 Gameplay - BF4 Multiplayer  Open Beta Siege of Shanghai "Battlefield 4"

Still better than what that picture shows(which has suspiciously no dust or smoke or anything really)
User avatar #119 - sagedivinity (10/09/2013) [-]
I wonder what it will look like on next gen consoles.
User avatar #86 - evilredmuffin (10/09/2013) [-]
sadly its true
User avatar #170 - newdevyx (10/09/2013) [-]
nope. it actually doesn't even look like that. that's like on PC with the lowest graphs possible. i played it last weekend and it didn't look anything like that. i have 720p, because my tv is quite old.
User avatar #85 - heartlessrobot (10/09/2013) [-]
Too bad it looks nothing like that. Left one looks like PC with graphics turned as low as possible.
User avatar #140 - ecksellant (10/09/2013) [-]
I just got done playing it, and yes it does.
User avatar #210 - heartlessrobot (10/09/2013) [-]
My brother has been playing it on the xbox, it looks like the one on the right.
User avatar #107 - StinkyCheese (10/09/2013) [-]
It looks exactly like that. I was playing it yesterday, on the X360.
#36 - lordlolland (10/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - nexuiz (10/08/2013) [-]
Xbox 360 = Microwave oven at 500 w
User avatar #38 - lordlolland (10/08/2013) [-]
I have yet to be able to bake a cake or heat pasta in an Xbox 360

Microwave oven at 500W > Xbox 360
#61 - That's nice posted a video of that thing and got 4 thumbs. YOU…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Yep, this is what the... -1
User avatar #82 - nimba (10/08/2013) [-]
nobody likes videos on funyjunk, take the hint
#1 - Halo 3 isn't old enough to be nostalgic my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on This brings back memories +2
#2 - yupimfrancisco (10/07/2013) [-]
I guess you do have a point, but this is my point of view is all that I'm saying.
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