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#182 - that kid's gettin laid  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on She wants it. +2
#183 - N. Korean citizen (01/05/2013) [-]
on the last episode of dragonzball p, virginia acted dimicky and now guko and kurts kristen stewart must fight. I hope they dont hit each other too hard... nyeh, we're really in for it now Gohan! EEEERG.... AAAAA? AAAA! eeeeweee.. uuuuh, shit. VER-GEN-KNEEIA! Hanging out with little boys in spandex i see! yes. I love you Va-geen-uh but you can't be doing that, come on! There's no escaping Banana. prepar 2 duuu... ERRAUGH! When I'm through with you, you'll have to be sitting out like a girl, HOI TOI HOI HO! A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles euuuagh. He's right you know. heeauw, dadde! ew, fagget. geugh. Garfs! who are you supposed to behh? I am real super sand! baaaa, sooper pooper scooper are just legend, eh! You'll see Freezy pop, I'm stronger than an ant.. if an ant, was this big! hmhmhm.... eh... EEAUGH! You're just fuggen with me! Kaka Karrot Kake eugh.. when i, was just a little boy.. he... HE DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY! YOU MONSTER FRISBEE! the cake was delicious! Kaka Karmen EleKtra.. show him what for and means to be, super sand legend, eeeeugh. daaugh. Freezy pooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- out my ears, eeyh. Wow i'm glad that's over, for a second there i thought that.... Oh i guess he really- FOOOOOOOOOOOL! oh nyooooh... NOOOOOO *19 episodes later* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!! hmmmmheeeehmmmeeehmmmheeehmmm, uuup. Your hair, what are you, gay? ye. hmhm, well kaka krabby patty, we only have like 50 episodes before namek esphlodes! But since you've been a good boy, you can just leave. Go. Get outta hee- aaaah! It's trueee... he is super sand lesbian.. gauuugh. woooo! you did it goku. woooooyeahhhh.... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEE- BEAAAAUUUUGHWEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGBGBUGEGUEGIEGB*)#TGH*)$HT(($BN# )T#*)THN#*)G#$*)YUO$BJ#L@N923046wu39r0h*)#%WHB%NRTW#U)TB
*insert Kazoo solo here*
#464 - you do?! :D well idk man, i haven't FULLY come to terms with i…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
User avatar #465 - blueclone (01/05/2013) [-]
cant go back niggah
User avatar #466 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
yea, idk if i will...i was kinda tired when i made the decision. but idk, what do you want?
User avatar #467 - blueclone (01/05/2013) [-]
idk dude...
User avatar #469 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
or better yet, just post a pic of the hottest guy you know or want to know lol
User avatar #468 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
bleh, i'll just stay a dude. women got menopause n shit. btw, what kind of guys do you like? sissy boys or strong guys, er like, just normal guys?
User avatar #470 - blueclone (01/06/2013) [-]
I love it when I can tell when a guy is gay. that is just.... uuuuuunngh.. just fuck me already.
User avatar #471 - nexonman (01/06/2013) [-]
like, total flamers? :O
User avatar #472 - blueclone (01/06/2013) [-]
hehe yes ;3
User avatar #473 - nexonman (01/06/2013) [-]
lol waaaaaaaaaat. what about foreplay? i can't fuckin stand it. i like to get straight to fucking. and rough fucking, at that. dunno why i cant stand it
User avatar #474 - blueclone (01/07/2013) [-]
no foreplay? Maaaaaan. You missin out.
User avatar #475 - nexonman (01/07/2013) [-]
eugh, too touchy-feely and passionate.
#462 - honestly, i don't know on that. i think i need surgery for tha…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
User avatar #463 - blueclone (01/04/2013) [-]
But I like your dick :/
User avatar #464 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
you do?! :D well idk man, i haven't FULLY come to terms with it, i've been fumbling pros and cons in my my mind for a while now. idk if i will
User avatar #465 - blueclone (01/05/2013) [-]
cant go back niggah
User avatar #466 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
yea, idk if i will...i was kinda tired when i made the decision. but idk, what do you want?
User avatar #467 - blueclone (01/05/2013) [-]
idk dude...
User avatar #469 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
or better yet, just post a pic of the hottest guy you know or want to know lol
User avatar #468 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
bleh, i'll just stay a dude. women got menopause n shit. btw, what kind of guys do you like? sissy boys or strong guys, er like, just normal guys?
User avatar #470 - blueclone (01/06/2013) [-]
I love it when I can tell when a guy is gay. that is just.... uuuuuunngh.. just fuck me already.
User avatar #471 - nexonman (01/06/2013) [-]
like, total flamers? :O
User avatar #472 - blueclone (01/06/2013) [-]
hehe yes ;3
User avatar #473 - nexonman (01/06/2013) [-]
lol waaaaaaaaaat. what about foreplay? i can't fuckin stand it. i like to get straight to fucking. and rough fucking, at that. dunno why i cant stand it
User avatar #474 - blueclone (01/07/2013) [-]
no foreplay? Maaaaaan. You missin out.
User avatar #475 - nexonman (01/07/2013) [-]
eugh, too touchy-feely and passionate.
#460 - http://i.imgur.com/koakv.jpg here, i'll leave this he…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
User avatar #461 - blueclone (01/04/2013) [-]
See I thought you were gonna cut it off
User avatar #462 - nexonman (01/04/2013) [-]
honestly, i don't know on that. i think i need surgery for that part, but if its an option during the hormone procedure, i want it cut off
User avatar #463 - blueclone (01/04/2013) [-]
But I like your dick :/
User avatar #464 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
you do?! :D well idk man, i haven't FULLY come to terms with it, i've been fumbling pros and cons in my my mind for a while now. idk if i will
User avatar #465 - blueclone (01/05/2013) [-]
cant go back niggah
User avatar #466 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
yea, idk if i will...i was kinda tired when i made the decision. but idk, what do you want?
User avatar #467 - blueclone (01/05/2013) [-]
idk dude...
User avatar #469 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
or better yet, just post a pic of the hottest guy you know or want to know lol
User avatar #468 - nexonman (01/05/2013) [-]
bleh, i'll just stay a dude. women got menopause n shit. btw, what kind of guys do you like? sissy boys or strong guys, er like, just normal guys?
User avatar #470 - blueclone (01/06/2013) [-]
I love it when I can tell when a guy is gay. that is just.... uuuuuunngh.. just fuck me already.
User avatar #471 - nexonman (01/06/2013) [-]
like, total flamers? :O
User avatar #472 - blueclone (01/06/2013) [-]
hehe yes ;3
User avatar #473 - nexonman (01/06/2013) [-]
lol waaaaaaaaaat. what about foreplay? i can't fuckin stand it. i like to get straight to fucking. and rough fucking, at that. dunno why i cant stand it
User avatar #474 - blueclone (01/07/2013) [-]
no foreplay? Maaaaaan. You missin out.
User avatar #475 - nexonman (01/07/2013) [-]
eugh, too touchy-feely and passionate.
#459 - the fuck- [url deleted] just, remove that little &… 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
#458 - [url deleted] here, i'll leave this here. tell me…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
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#457 - what they basically do is inject me with the opposite hormones… 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
#456 - bout what yo? 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
#454 - i want to go through HRT. like the pic: http://i.imgur.com/zDm…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
User avatar #455 - blueclone (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm so lost.
User avatar #457 - nexonman (01/04/2013) [-]
what they basically do is inject me with the opposite hormones, and within about over a year, your gender is changed. i think you have to take hormone pellets too. im talking to a doctor about it tomorrow.
#456 - nexonman has deleted their comment.
#452 - so did i tell you?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2013 on blueclone's profile 0
User avatar #453 - blueclone (01/03/2013) [-]
tell me what?
User avatar #454 - nexonman (01/04/2013) [-]
i want to go through HRT. like the pic: http://i.imgur.com/zDmuX.jpg
User avatar #455 - blueclone (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm so lost.
User avatar #457 - nexonman (01/04/2013) [-]
what they basically do is inject me with the opposite hormones, and within about over a year, your gender is changed. i think you have to take hormone pellets too. im talking to a doctor about it tomorrow.
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#432 - your username HAS to be sarcastic. please, let it be 01/03/2013 on watch out, we got a badass... +2
#22 - thanks bro 04/27/2012 on 1,000 Brony Made Songs +2
#823 - yep, thats it. the internet has completely desensitized me. 04/20/2012 on lmao +4
#422 - reminds me of the red sea from Evaengalion 03/23/2012 on Blood lake +2
#408 - i have no idea how to play poker... never could beat anyon… 03/15/2012 on Poker +1
#234 - Picture 03/15/2012 on Poker +5
#14 - why is coach, duke nukem?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Mother of God. +1
#38 - cutyourbut Comment deleted by nexonman
#154 - well im gay and i use the word Lamar Smith . but i mean it to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2012 on Definitions 1 +7
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#313 - mfw every other post in /b/ is a mentally scarring image 12/29/2011 on Fortune +3
#613 - Picture 10/17/2011 on Want Comp 2 +4
#602 - i want those 8-bit glasses!  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2011 on Want Comp 2 +7
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#383 - **nexonman rolls 8,623** 09/28/2011 on The Slayer of Bitchzilla 0
#550 - Picture 08/02/2011 on Awkward Moment +4
#440 - lol it probably wo-HHHNGNGHHHHNG 06/21/2011 on 4chan Thread Compilation 4 +7
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User avatar #745 - flyingflufferflow (04/25/2013) [-]
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1366863262715.jpg

behold.
User avatar #746 to #745 - nexonman (04/25/2013) [-]
holy balls, you're retarded. you do know threads 404, right?
User avatar #747 to #746 - flyingflufferflow (04/25/2013) [-]
maybe you should look at it when i post it then. instead of waiting 18 fucking hours
User avatar #748 to #747 - nexonman (04/26/2013) [-]
oh yea i forgot about that fj app i have that lets me know whenever someone posts on my profile. retard.
User avatar #749 to #748 - flyingflufferflow (04/26/2013) [-]
well, you dont have to be such a jerk about it. we're through.
#750 to #749 - nexonman (04/26/2013) [-]
NO W8 COME BEK
NO W8 COME BEK
User avatar #744 - flyingflufferflow (04/18/2013) [-]
http://wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=DWiuNBhw0SM
#739 - blueclone ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I miss you.
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#741 to #740 - blueclone ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#742 to #741 - nexonman (04/11/2013) [-]
i miss you too
i miss you too
#743 to #742 - blueclone ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #735 - flyingflufferflow (04/03/2013) [-]
http://www .youtube .com/watch?v=moGakgI6ldw

enjoy this masterpiece.
User avatar #736 to #735 - nexonman (04/03/2013) [-]
first off, dont put those periods and spaces in there, tard. second, its unavailable
User avatar #737 to #736 - flyingflufferflow (04/04/2013) [-]
i didnt put periods there....they were there from the start. tard.

just search "grumpy cat game grumps"

icon should be self explanatory and easy to spot. HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO KILL SOMEONE
User avatar #738 to #737 - nexonman (04/04/2013) [-]
that was pretty fucking cringy. he threw in game grumps for like NO other reason but a pathetic excuse to get more views. i've seen worse though. ALOT worse.
User avatar #733 - irwincardozo ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
hey man.. you make comics?
User avatar #734 to #733 - nexonman (02/09/2013) [-]
well i used to but now i just do sketches for my DA page
User avatar #731 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey could you spare 7k FJ Points so I can reach 200k?
#732 to #731 - nexonman (02/06/2013) [-]
no. who are you go away
#716 - blueclone ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
4 RRoD's D:&lt;   
Fucking xbox!!
4 RRoD's D:<
Fucking xbox!!
#717 to #716 - nexonman (02/01/2013) [-]
ps3 master race
ps3 master race
#718 to #717 - blueclone ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Fuck ps3!
#719 to #718 - nexonman (02/02/2013) [-]
ps3:
1- built-in wifi finder
2- free internet
3- better graphics

xbox:
1- no built-in wifi finder
2- $15 a month for internet
3- graphics suck
#720 to #719 - blueclone ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wrong.
Wrong.
#721 to #720 - nexonman (02/02/2013) [-]
dude, don't ride Microsoft's dick because of exclusives
dude, don't ride Microsoft's dick because of exclusives
#722 to #721 - blueclone ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Exclusives? Niggah I can not find one reason why sony is better than microsoft.
Exclusives? Niggah I can not find one reason why sony is better than microsoft.
#723 to #722 - nexonman (02/02/2013) [-]
please refer to comment 719
#724 to #723 - blueclone ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
invalid.
User avatar #725 to #724 - nexonman (02/03/2013) [-]
im gonna smack you
#726 to #725 - blueclone ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Do it, Daddy ;D
Do it, Daddy ;D
#727 to #726 - nexonman (02/03/2013) [-]
you're the daddy
#728 to #727 - blueclone ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I like that ;D
#729 to #728 - nexonman (02/03/2013) [-]
eheh, i bet you do
#730 to #729 - blueclone ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
#707 - roll (02/01/2013) [-]
Did I ever show you this cat?
#708 to #707 - nexonman (02/01/2013) [-]
i think i remember seeing that
#709 to #708 - roll (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh, heres one with a mohawk.
#713 to #712 - roll (02/01/2013) [-]
Like my drawings?
#714 to #713 - nexonman (02/01/2013) [-]
they're PURRRR FECT
they're PURRRR FECT
#715 to #714 - roll (02/01/2013) [-]
Well thank yew ^^
Well thank yew ^^
User avatar #686 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Your last reply I can't see
User avatar #687 to #686 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
oh, i said thanks dude, ill try that. aaaaaaand i just took out ornstein and the big fucker gained electric powers
User avatar #688 to #687 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Well now you can't get Ornstein's armor (only fatass's armor) and Fatass can now one-shot you.
User avatar #689 to #688 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
FUCK, i had fat tits down to a sliver of health with ornstein still alive. problem is, i have no humanity to reverse hollow nor kindle so i only get 5 estus flasks for this shit
#690 to #689 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
5 is enough if you're adept at not getting hit.

Cmon bro, the only hard boss in this game is Capra Demon and Quelagg.
User avatar #691 to #690 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
asjfajnhgfakjlbf wat, the capra demon was easy, so was kellogs
User avatar #692 to #691 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
I died like 7 times to Capra Demon, even using the trick of killing the dogs and running up the staircase (because Capra still hit me when I jumped down somehow) until I grabbed a co op partner and we swapped tanking him to kick his ass.

Quelagg, I dunno. I got Co op for her the first time because I didn't know where to go down in the swamp.
User avatar #693 to #692 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
yea the capra is easy with that trick, he got me sometimes when i used a plunging attack somehow, but you just block and run back up e z p z. and for kellogs, i almost killed her first time alone but i got a partner for the second try
User avatar #694 to #693 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Nothing more annoying than running into Capra's room, not being able to move because where you usually run, the dogs block you and you get stunlocked and killed in 3 attacks.

Shortest boss fight ever.
User avatar #695 to #694 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
i killed smough and after the cutscene , i died...

but yea trust me, i think i died like, 20 times on the capra demon before i looked up that trick
User avatar #696 to #695 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
So you died to him 20 times. That means it wasn't easy! Every boss except for Capra, Asylum (Stray was easy), Centipede, Taurus and Gwyn I've killed in one attempt.

I just suck at Parrying.
User avatar #697 to #696 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
lol, well it was easy when i knew the trick. but i can't parry to save my life
User avatar #698 to #697 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Good luck at Lord Gwyn then. Better have Steel Skin.
User avatar #699 to #698 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
nope, no magic of any kind at all.
User avatar #700 to #699 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Grab a Pyromancer glove from that guy sitting near Firelink Shrine, and buy Steel Skin from him too. You'll want it.
User avatar #701 to #700 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
big hat logan? or the swamp guy? cus i killed the swap guy. and the guy in the gold armor. come to think of it... i thin i've killed every npc i've come across except logan
User avatar #702 to #701 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
darksouls.wikidot.com/laurentius If you really did kill the Pyro from the swamp (All pyromancers are swamp-dwellers) then...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#703 to #702 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
yea him. after later finding out what these npc's do, i was pissed
yea him. after later finding out what these npc's do, i was pissed
User avatar #704 to #703 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
The only NPCs you should ever kill is Lautrec, and Quelaag's Sister (she drops a FKS for +1 flask)
User avatar #706 to #704 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
oh yaya i killed her, on like, total accident, i was swinging around near the bonfire and hit her
User avatar #705 to #704 - JohnE ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh and the Cat Covenant guy but now that the Dark Grain Wood Ring was nerfed it's kinda useless.
User avatar #676 to #675 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
PFFF HAHAHAHA oh shit, i get that whole "hot guys" thing, fucker. im just like "holy shit" are you taking tech class with mr. whatshisnamegayfaggot?
User avatar #677 to #676 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
lol mr. mcmichael. i hate him he's always on his period, telling kids to shut up and grow up everytime one kid moans because he blanks the screens. im glad you like it. i photoshopped the principle popping up from underwater, and a baby crying at her for an assignment. need anymore requests, just ask
User avatar #678 to #677 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
that bald fag that who's breathe always smells like shit and coffee? never heard of mcmichael. can you make me look badass? like, put my face on like, the black ops 2 cover, and put tits and dicks everywhere. with like, lightning coming out of my eyes er some shit
User avatar #679 to #678 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
oh you mean mr.southwick? or however you spell his name. no im taking mcmichael. lol i could try, not so sure about the lightening but i can do the rest. maybe tomorrow though, my skills need a rest.
#680 to #679 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
U SHUD COME OBER TOMORROW.
#681 to #680 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
IDFK, MAYBE. WHENEVER MY DATE IS DONE WE COULD TALK MORE ABOUT IT, BUT IM NOT SURE WHEN IT WILL END. IM NOT PLAYING ANY OF YOUR FAGGY FIGHTING GAMES
#682 to #681 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
yea you are
#683 to #682 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
nop
specially not naruto
#684 to #683 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
fuck the ending of advent children made me tear up. FUCING AERITH N ZACK N CLOUD SMILING. FUCK
fuck the ending of advent children made me tear up. FUCING AERITH N ZACK N CLOUD SMILING. FUCK
User avatar #673 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/14/2013) [-]
#674 to #673 - nexonman (01/14/2013) [-]
oho shit, dat "things i hate" list.
#670 - xfkjhsofbvhisrhgu **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]
#659 - blueclone ONLINE (06/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #642 - akittywithaguitar (04/28/2012) [-]
Just a few days until you 1 year anniversary. :3
User avatar #625 - weissinator (04/17/2012) [-]
hey, hey man, hey

you should post your comics over in oc-comic-makers, man
User avatar #609 - akittywithaguitar (04/17/2012) [-]
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZH MA NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGUUUUUUH!? >:U
#590 - xblthatguy (04/16/2012) [-]
Hi!
User avatar #588 - shayschamp (04/16/2012) [-]
You need to make more content.
User avatar #586 - SonicTeam (04/11/2012) [-]
Weren't we friends before?
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