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Interests: drawing, and music
Date Signed Up:5/04/2011
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User avatar #754 - flyingflufferflow (07/19/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougWHLT_95A

prepare thine self. just wait until you get to 43seconds. i laughed my ass off
User avatar #755 to #754 - nexonman (07/19/2013) [-]
holy ****** **** , i nearly died laughing when that dude fell off the stage
#753 to #752 - nexonman (07/11/2013) [-]
i lost my **** , help me find it
User avatar #745 - flyingflufferflow (04/25/2013) [-]
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1366863262715.jpg

behold.
User avatar #746 to #745 - nexonman (04/25/2013) [-]
holy balls, you're retarded. you do know threads 404, right?
User avatar #747 to #746 - flyingflufferflow (04/25/2013) [-]
maybe you should look at it when i post it then. instead of waiting 18 ******* hours
User avatar #748 to #747 - nexonman (04/26/2013) [-]
oh yea i forgot about that fj app i have that lets me know whenever someone posts on my profile. retard.
User avatar #749 to #748 - flyingflufferflow (04/26/2013) [-]
well, you dont have to be such a jerk about it. we're through.
#750 to #749 - nexonman (04/26/2013) [-]
NO W8 COME BEK
NO W8 COME BEK
User avatar #744 - flyingflufferflow (04/18/2013) [-]
http://wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=DWiuNBhw0SM
User avatar #735 - flyingflufferflow (04/03/2013) [-]
http://www You need to login to view this link

enjoy this masterpiece.
User avatar #736 to #735 - nexonman (04/03/2013) [-]
first off, dont put those periods and spaces in there, tard. second, its unavailable
User avatar #737 to #736 - flyingflufferflow (04/04/2013) [-]
i didnt put periods there....they were there from the start. tard.

just search "grumpy cat game grumps"

icon should be self explanatory and easy to spot. HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO KILL SOMEONE
User avatar #738 to #737 - nexonman (04/04/2013) [-]
that was pretty ******* cringy. he threw in game grumps for like NO other reason but a pathetic excuse to get more views. i've seen worse though. ALOT worse.
User avatar #733 - irwincardozo (02/09/2013) [-]
hey man.. you make comics?
User avatar #734 to #733 - nexonman (02/09/2013) [-]
well i used to but now i just do sketches for my DA page
User avatar #731 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey could you spare 7k FJ Points so I can reach 200k?
#732 to #731 - nexonman (02/06/2013) [-]
no. who are you go away
#707 - roll ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Did I ever show you this cat?
#708 to #707 - nexonman (02/01/2013) [-]
i think i remember seeing that
#709 to #708 - roll ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh, heres one with a mohawk.
#713 to #712 - roll ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Like my drawings?
#714 to #713 - nexonman (02/01/2013) [-]
they're PURRRR FECT
they're PURRRR FECT
#715 to #714 - roll ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Well thank yew ^^
Well thank yew ^^
User avatar #686 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
Your last reply I can't see
User avatar #687 to #686 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
oh, i said thanks dude, ill try that. aaaaaaand i just took out ornstein and the big ****** gained electric powers
User avatar #688 to #687 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
Well now you can't get Ornstein's armor (only fatass's armor) and Fatass can now one-shot you.
User avatar #689 to #688 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
**** , i had fat tits down to a sliver of health with ornstein still alive. problem is, i have no humanity to reverse hollow nor kindle so i only get 5 estus flasks for this ****
#690 to #689 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
5 is enough if you're adept at not getting hit.

Cmon bro, the only hard boss in this game is Capra Demon and Quelagg.
User avatar #691 to #690 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
asjfajnhgfakjlbf wat, the capra demon was easy, so was kellogs
User avatar #692 to #691 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
I died like 7 times to Capra Demon, even using the trick of killing the dogs and running up the staircase (because Capra still hit me when I jumped down somehow) until I grabbed a co op partner and we swapped tanking him to kick his ass.

Quelagg, I dunno. I got Co op for her the first time because I didn't know where to go down in the swamp.
User avatar #693 to #692 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
yea the capra is easy with that trick, he got me sometimes when i used a plunging attack somehow, but you just block and run back up e z p z. and for kellogs, i almost killed her first time alone but i got a partner for the second try
User avatar #694 to #693 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
Nothing more annoying than running into Capra's room, not being able to move because where you usually run, the dogs block you and you get stunlocked and killed in 3 attacks.

Shortest boss fight ever.
User avatar #695 to #694 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
i killed smough and after the cutscene , i died...

but yea trust me, i think i died like, 20 times on the capra demon before i looked up that trick
User avatar #696 to #695 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
So you died to him 20 times. That means it wasn't easy! Every boss except for Capra, Asylum (Stray was easy), Centipede, Taurus and Gwyn I've killed in one attempt.

I just suck at Parrying.
User avatar #697 to #696 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
lol, well it was easy when i knew the trick. but i can't parry to save my life
User avatar #698 to #697 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
Good luck at Lord Gwyn then. Better have Steel Skin.
User avatar #699 to #698 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
nope, no magic of any kind at all.
User avatar #700 to #699 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
Grab a Pyromancer glove from that guy sitting near Firelink Shrine, and buy Steel Skin from him too. You'll want it.
User avatar #701 to #700 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
big hat logan? or the swamp guy? cus i killed the swap guy. and the guy in the gold armor. come to think of it... i thin i've killed every npc i've come across except logan
User avatar #702 to #701 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
darksouls.wikidot.com/laurentius If you really did kill the Pyro from the swamp (All pyromancers are swamp-dwellers) then...

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#703 to #702 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
yea him. after later finding out what these npc's do, i was pissed
yea him. after later finding out what these npc's do, i was pissed
User avatar #704 to #703 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
The only NPCs you should ever kill is Lautrec, and Quelaag's Sister (she drops a FKS for +1 flask)
User avatar #706 to #704 - nexonman (01/26/2013) [-]
oh yaya i killed her, on like, total accident, i was swinging around near the bonfire and hit her
User avatar #705 to #704 - JohnE (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh and the Cat Covenant guy but now that the Dark Grain Wood Ring was nerfed it's kinda useless.
User avatar #676 to #675 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
PFFF HAHAHAHA oh **** , i get that whole "hot guys" thing, ****** . im just like "holy **** " are you taking tech class with mr. whatshisnamegayfaggot?
User avatar #677 to #676 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
lol mr. mcmichael. i hate him he's always on his period, telling kids to shut up and grow up everytime one kid moans because he blanks the screens. im glad you like it. i photoshopped the principle popping up from underwater, and a baby crying at her for an assignment. need anymore requests, just ask
User avatar #678 to #677 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
that bald fag that who's breathe always smells like **** and coffee? never heard of mcmichael. can you make me look badass? like, put my face on like, the black ops 2 cover, and put tits and dicks everywhere. with like, lightning coming out of my eyes er some ****
User avatar #679 to #678 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
oh you mean mr.southwick? or however you spell his name. no im taking mcmichael. lol i could try, not so sure about the lightening but i can do the rest. maybe tomorrow though, my skills need a rest.
#680 to #679 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
U SHUD COME OBER TOMORROW.
#681 to #680 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
IDFK, MAYBE. WHENEVER MY DATE IS DONE WE COULD TALK MORE ABOUT IT, BUT IM NOT SURE WHEN IT WILL END. IM NOT PLAYING ANY OF YOUR FAGGY FIGHTING GAMES
#682 to #681 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
yea you are
#683 to #682 - flyingflufferflow (01/19/2013) [-]
nop
specially not naruto
#684 to #683 - nexonman (01/19/2013) [-]
****					 the ending of advent children made me tear up. FUCING AERITH N ZACK N CLOUD SMILING. 						****
**** the ending of advent children made me tear up. FUCING AERITH N ZACK N CLOUD SMILING. ****
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#674 to #673 - nexonman (01/14/2013) [-]
oho **** , dat "things i hate" list.
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#659 - blueclone (06/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #642 - akittywithaguitar (04/28/2012) [-]
Just a few days until you 1 year anniversary. :3
User avatar #625 - weissinator (04/17/2012) [-]
hey, hey man, hey

you should post your comics over in oc-comic-makers, man
User avatar #609 - akittywithaguitar (04/17/2012) [-]
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZH MA NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGUUUUUUH!? >:U
User avatar #588 - shayschamp (04/16/2012) [-]
You need to make more content.
User avatar #586 - SonicTeam (04/11/2012) [-]
Weren't we friends before?
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