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nexmorismortis

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Date Signed Up:4/06/2011
Last Login:2/26/2015
Location:In another castle
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Me? I'm just a brony drunk on madness. I like ponies, but I've always wanted to point blank someone in the head with buckshot.

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    GuessWhatiHave? GuessWhatiHave?
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latest user's comments

#118 - Thats why hes wearing chainmail, genius.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Shark Petting +1
#148 - peterbowser (02/26/2015) [-]
**peterbowser used "*roll picture*"**
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Not around the face, moron.
#46 - Pretty sure there was.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Bender Bending Rodriguez +2
User avatar #47 - sagedivinity (02/23/2015) [-]
Thanks. I really didn't know for sure and I don't feel like researching it.
#4149 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +3
User avatar #4160 - keatontheghostfox (02/19/2015) [-]
hi Tom
#69 - Not true. The majority of crime in America is caused by blacks… 02/03/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#241 - Welcome aboard  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Dragon and Dink 0
User avatar #244 - chsnake (02/01/2015) [-]
well since im hear might as well try

**chsnake used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**chsnake rolls 92**
#238 - The only one I could pull off was the one you see here at Rain… 02/01/2015 on Dragon and Dink 0
#39 - Mine is concrete. I run a dust bunny farm. 02/01/2015 on Laziness +1
#228 - A dragon penis. 02/01/2015 on Dragon and Dink 0
#223 - You must be new.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Dragon and Dink +1
#239 - chsnake (02/01/2015) [-]
hes not but i am im not i just made a account at last do to the "you must log in to view this link" was getting on my nerves
#241 - nexmorismortis (02/01/2015) [-]
Welcome aboard
User avatar #244 - chsnake (02/01/2015) [-]
well since im hear might as well try

**chsnake used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**chsnake rolls 92**
User avatar #236 - TheBigGummyBear (02/01/2015) [-]
I hated playing with cunts that exploited those little glitches that let you take massive shortcuts across the map.

The worst one was on Wario's Stadium, at the beginning you can drift up the left curb and end up on the other side, and skip like 1/4 of the whole track. My brother always did that and fuck me it ruins the game.
User avatar #238 - nexmorismortis (02/01/2015) [-]
The only one I could pull off was the one you see here at Rainbow road, and 3/4ths of the time I fell to my doom. I was the one to discover this glitch, despite being the youngest racer there.


But I totes know how you feel. I only did it to see if I could, and usually bit me in the end.
#33 - Picture 01/31/2015 on Collection 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #5 - pikminz (08/03/2011) [-]
lol i leik your icon \(^0^)/
User avatar #6 to #5 - nexmorismortis (08/06/2011) [-]
Well thank ya kindly :D My brother cropped it out of the Soul Eater opening and made it into a gif for me. I really like it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - pikminz (08/06/2011) [-]
Well kind sir, i am a fan of soul eater just like some of the users here like cron,souleaterevans,and nomable! Thats fricken sweet
#2 - hdgwjasiqwjskalqos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - nexmorismortis (06/30/2011) [-]
I'll see what I can do.... Tomorrow. Have a great night.
#4 to #3 - hdgwjasiqwjskalqos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1 - nomable (04/19/2011) [-]
Nice avatar ;D
Kishin from Soul Eater?
You're officially my new friend :D
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