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Me? I'm just a brony drunk on madness. I like ponies, but I've always wanted to point blank someone in the head with buckshot.

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#195 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Femnazi Compilation #1 0
#194 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Femnazi Compilation #1 +1
#195 - nexmorismortis (05/22/2015) [-]
#208 - My last "break-up" was when her family forced her to…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +5
User avatar #233 - fuzzyballs (05/21/2015) [-]
was this written by a drama student or something?
User avatar #230 - Sethorein (05/21/2015) [-]
Ask her family. Jesus christ this is way too fucking tragic.
#239 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
what this guy said. Man up and call her parents.
#112 - Speak away, friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Creepiest places on Earth #2 +3
User avatar #123 - Cambro (05/19/2015) [-]
Me and a group of friends took "ghost hunting equipment" (recorders, digital quick reading thermometers, two cameras that were recording, walkie talkies for when we were at Devil's Den, digital EMF detectors, and an app on one guy's phone known as the ghost speaker) to a hotel in Gettysburg. We got to the hotel, set up everything, and then left for dinner after doing a quick sweep and not finding anything. We grabbed some pizza and brought it back to the hotel. The sun was going down now (7:30, 8 oclock in summer) so we decided to sweep again.

Upon walking toward a table in the corner, my friends EMF detector went off where it did not before. I thought it was a fluke, so told him to walk away and then walk near again. It spiked again. We quick got out recorders and camera. One of the other investigators decided to use this "ghost speaker" app. So basically, this thing picks up electromagnetic waves and turns them into words so the ghost can "talk." Sounds like bs, right? I thought so. i wasn't buying it and was a little annoyed he brought it out. Anyway, we start asking questions to see if we might get a response. The ghost speaker starts saying some ridiculous things (seashells, things like that) but they coincided with EMF spikes, so it was doing something. At the same time, me and another person standing next to me started feeling a cold spot near our waist. Anyway, i lose patience and say "I need to know that this is really working." Suddenly the ghost speaker says "pizza." The phone was sitting on the pizza boxes we brought back. Just a coincidence? I thought so. "Give me something more" I said. So then it said "Katie." I ask "Is your name Katie, or what? What does Katie mean?" The cold spot goes away and everything stops, so we just decide to listen to the recording. After i ask what Katie means, we get a little girl's voice over the recorder whispering "My name is Katie." Later we ask at the desk if they have heard any ghost stories, and they have said that there is a girl on the floor supposedly but they were never sure about a name.

Like I said, everything stopped so we decided to watch TV until we got something again. At about 10, our walkietalkie sitting on a dresser away from us went off. It was completely off, turned on, and began searching channels. We immediately get all the equipment out and turn the camera on. We feel like something is in the room and there are moving cold spots all over. The camera battery dies suddenly even though it should have had 2 hours of charge (typical, right? Idk what I think about that, batteries are finicky). Next to one of my friend's sitting on the bed is a huge cold spot. He says he feel nauseous. Right after this, the ghost speaker starts going off again. It says "children" and "union." We continue feeling stuff for about 20 minutes. After that, my friend felt drained and decided to go to sleep. We all went to bed by midnight. Throughout the night the walkie talkies and the ghost speaker would go offf randomly, and we would feel strange at times. There were also EVPs of footsteps while we were asleep caught on the recorder and male voices mumbling (men in another hotel room? Maybe, so I don't hold it in high regard).

The next morning, we pack up but I decide to do one last sweep. Ghosts hate moving their shit, right? So I moved a chair across the room and sat in it. THe ghost speaker says "furniture" and I feel a cold spot on my right arm, like someone was leaning on me. As I turn to get up, I look at the mirror in the corner of the room. There on the glass is a hand print of a small girl that was not there the day before. It wasn't anything wild, but I definitely think some things were happening. Definitive proof? No, but I'm convinced now that there are at least some haunting activity in Gettysburg.
#202 - You're welcome ^3^ 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes +1
#192 - You're probably talking about Clientsfromhell. C…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes +1
#201 - Absolute Madman (04/09/2015) [-]
My fucking ....
That is it, I looked for it for so Long after losing the mark for it.
Now I can finally laugh together with my colleagues (IT) about the stories of others.
#202 - nexmorismortis (04/09/2015) [-]
You're welcome ^3^
#77 - Picture 04/09/2015 on ERMAAAAAAAAAAAAA! +15
#80 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Oops +3
#43 - Sauce? 04/08/2015 on How to Respond to Feminism... 0
#132 - The replacement blade we all wanted as kids. 04/08/2015 on Tritium Jewelry +56
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User avatar #5 - pikminz (08/03/2011) [-]
lol i leik your icon \(^0^)/
User avatar #6 to #5 - nexmorismortis (08/06/2011) [-]
Well thank ya kindly :D My brother cropped it out of the Soul Eater opening and made it into a gif for me. I really like it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - pikminz (08/06/2011) [-]
Well kind sir, i am a fan of soul eater just like some of the users here like cron,souleaterevans,and nomable! Thats fricken sweet
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User avatar #3 to #2 - nexmorismortis (06/30/2011) [-]
I'll see what I can do.... Tomorrow. Have a great night.
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User avatar #1 - nomable (04/19/2011) [-]
Nice avatar ;D
Kishin from Soul Eater?
You're officially my new friend :D
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