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#58 - They don't it's kind of stringy and nasty. 03/30/2014 on well, that escalated quickly 0
#166 - use this 03/29/2014 on hell yeah 0
#25 - Zombie 03/29/2014 on Questions that matter 0
#236 - I use my right and I'm a lefty. 03/25/2014 on Creativity 0
#81 - thousands 03/23/2014 on No-one will stop us. 0
#39 - Holy **** that is were I am living right now in T…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on No-one will stop us. 0
#80 - neoexdeath (03/23/2014) [-]
I think I speak for all of the internet when I ask; how many iPods do you make a day?
User avatar #81 - newsmyrna (03/23/2014) [-]
#54 - Of course you would care you're a Canadian beta male it's like… 03/21/2014 on Oops! +2
#144 - It's a lot faster in china and I'm using a vpn i don't know if… 03/20/2014 on Is browsing the site fast... 0
#32 - And I'm a white guy in China getting women easier than I ever … 03/17/2014 on Sons +2
#246 - I live in China and you see the American flag and the Union Ja… 03/10/2014 on Funny chicks 0
#124 - The US has better arms than them, more arms than them, they ou… 03/06/2014 on russia this moment... 0
#164 - You would loose coastal cities I am guessing and those are pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Global Warming 0
#168 - jaked (03/02/2014) [-]
Not really, our most important cities (Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal) are all located on rivers which means that they would be unaffected I believe (because the changes in ocean level are nothing compared to how much rivers change seasonally). The only really major city that would be affected would be Vancouver, but compared to how hard the changes would hit other countries and how much we'd gain from having the northwest passage open, we would be quite well off.
#297 - I just thought I'd let you know the Appalachian Mountains are … 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +4
#65 - Mail your letter with Hepatitis today! 02/27/2014 on Blood letter +1
#202 - So I went to look up the definition for quim. As an American I… 02/20/2014 on porn reference 0
#47 - I teach at a Chinese university, and trust me they are absolut… 02/01/2014 on Son Takes Paralyzed Dad... -2
#94 - Picture 01/31/2014 on some facts +2
#103 - Picture 01/31/2014 on ohh burn. +2
#60 - In America taxes do pay for education so... there is that. 01/30/2014 on advanced logic 0
#59 - I live in China right now, and it is still like that they won'… 01/30/2014 on advanced logic +1
#20 - I'm pretty sure if she is a maiden that means she doesn't have…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on #medievalstuff +1
User avatar #29 - mrspinkman (01/30/2014) [-]
Maiden can be used as meaning either an unmarried woman, or a virgin, depending on context, so you are correct. A 'matron' is a married woman.
Sorry for the Old English lesson
User avatar #39 - thebestpieever (01/30/2014) [-]
I wanted to make a cheesy pickup line with Madien and Matron but I couldn't come up with anything.
#413 - People wore it 92 years ago, that is your reason for wearing a…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2014 on fedoras +3
User avatar #415 - lazaman (01/29/2014) [-]
No, I'm not trying to say that the old culture of this hat is why I wear it, I am trying to tell people that just because neck beards wear it, doesn't mean its a bad hat.

The hat looks good on me, it makes my eyes look darker, my jaw line stick out a bit more, and it all around complements my suit.
User avatar #416 - theist (01/29/2014) [-]
Why don't you upload a picture, and popular opinion will decide whether you look good in it or not. Because honestly, if the majority agrees on a certain opinion, you can pretty much bet your savings that they are right.
User avatar #420 - lazaman (01/29/2014) [-]
The majorities agreed that slavery was a good thing, for a very long time, like, thousands of years. Hitler, and most nazis, though that cleansing Germany of its non arian people would be good.

I could go on with a list, but Im tired of arguing. I refuse to upload a picture, not because Im ugly, not because I am afraid of being judged, and not because of any other reason besides the pure fact that, I simply do not want to get dressed up in a suit, get out my camera, and dig out my fedora, just to prove some faggot on the internet wrong.
Have fun dwelling on your internet band wagon, see you in a month or 2 when this bullshit blows over.
#442 - tyraxio (01/30/2014) [-]
>compares his dressing habits to Nazi Germany

I've seen some comparisons in my time, but that one beats them all.
User avatar #434 - theist (01/29/2014) [-]
Someone that actually looks good in a suit + fedora wouldn't hesitate to prove "some faggot on the internet" wrong, especially if all it takes is putting on said clothes to begin with. You are ugly, you are in denial, therefore you won't upload an image.

Oh, and comparing your hat fad to Nazi Germany... really? This will not blow over because it's been around a lot longer than 2 months. You know what will blow over though? The fedora fad, and I say good riddance.
User avatar #438 - lazaman (01/30/2014) [-]
The point isnt that I am to lazy to, its that I do not deem this cause worthy of putting on a god damned suit and hat, going to my mirror, angling it right so I can get my whole body in the shot because I am very tall, and then go back to my computer, plug in my phone, upload to my computer, upload to here. Just to prove you wrong, no sir.
You can go on thinking that I am ugly, and fat, and balding, and neck beardish, thats fucking fine.

have a good day sir.
User avatar #439 - theist (01/30/2014) [-]
Ha, typical neckbeard. It's too difficult eh? Fatass
User avatar #440 - lazaman (01/30/2014) [-]
So you bring it down to blunt insults and blatant hate.

I think Im pretty secure in the fact that even though know one agrees with me, Im still mature about it.
Have fun buddy.
Done reading, and responding to your comments.
#63 - If it wasn't about slavery then what was it about. 01/28/2014 on Where Do I Get This? 0
#62 - The propeller would be facing the opposite way of the table to… 01/28/2014 on Where Do I Get This? +2
#79 - They don't look like faggots to me. They look like little kids… 01/26/2014 on may the force be with you -... 0

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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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