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newsmyrna

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Date Signed Up:7/08/2012
Last Login:6/29/2015
Location:China
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#180 - I don't care if your Andre the Giant if you drink three fifths… 05/18/2014 on 5 am +9
#65 - The store 05/16/2014 on Came For Beer, Got Diabetes... +4
#64 - Dr Pepper/7up is its own brand separate from coke and pepsi 05/16/2014 on Came For Beer, Got Diabetes... 0
#32 - I'm not gonna lie I've never even seen a costco they only have… 05/16/2014 on He deserves it! +1
#30 - Who the **** goes to Costco for lunch it's a buy in bul…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on He deserves it! +1
User avatar #48 - fables (05/16/2014) [-]
costco has cheap food for people who shop there and then want lunch after. there's pizza, sandwiches, hotdogs, polish dogs, salads... a bunch of other foods.
people go to costco to eat fast food for cheap. a slice of pizza is like $1.50 I think

so read up before being a dick. you just make a fool of yourself.
User avatar #31 - wajaa (05/16/2014) [-]
ever been to the costco restaurant?

User avatar #32 - newsmyrna (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie I've never even seen a costco they only have BJ's and sam's club in where I've lived, but both of those don't really have restaurants. They have shitty hotdogs and pizza but that's about it. I assumed Costco was the same, but if I'm wrong then I'm wrong.
#16 - maybe in your ****** state 05/14/2014 on Fucking Denny's 0
#32 - Jersey mentioned swell with petrochemicals.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on Equally Stupid +2
#47 - mattymc (05/14/2014) [-]
#81 - Picture 05/14/2014 on Reaction to a passing train +6
#55 - Does that also mean that the Dutch East India company is the l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on 20 more factoids 0
User avatar #65 - markusantonius (05/13/2014) [-]
ironically some indian dude bought it a few years back
#54 - I didn't even know there was one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on 20 more factoids 0
User avatar #68 - nyxeos (05/13/2014) [-]
Canada has a massive coastline. It wouldn't make much sense to not have a navy.
#30 - I can't stop watching this 05/13/2014 on Nice Dog +3
#8 - I'm not knocking you but you got one major hard on for fallout  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on guess they thought itd be a... +1
User avatar #14 - klokwork (05/12/2014) [-]
How else are you supposed to enjoy fallout then with a hard on?
User avatar #9 - wesselite (05/12/2014) [-]
it's a highly understandable position. He is the voice for all fallout fans.
#79 - I don't know I never really gave a **** about thumbs myself. 05/11/2014 on Well that's embarrassing 0
#77 - You're probably the anon that posted that.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Well that's embarrassing +3
User avatar #78 - gracefuldamned (05/11/2014) [-]
And id log in after being redthumbed to hell......why exactly?
User avatar #79 - newsmyrna (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't know I never really gave a shit about thumbs myself.
#64 - That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make any sense there is o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Well that's embarrassing +3
#73 - gracefuldamned (05/11/2014) [-]
the fact that you fell for that shit tier bait and no one else gets it

mfw this whole site
#77 - newsmyrna (05/11/2014) [-]
You're probably the anon that posted that.
User avatar #78 - gracefuldamned (05/11/2014) [-]
And id log in after being redthumbed to hell......why exactly?
User avatar #79 - newsmyrna (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't know I never really gave a shit about thumbs myself.
#59 - She's sitting behind a piano.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Well that's embarrassing +6
User avatar #83 - xsap (05/11/2014) [-]
thats what the government wants you to think
#61 - John Cena (05/11/2014) [-]
thats the joke you fucking inbred shit
#64 - newsmyrna (05/11/2014) [-]
That joke isn't funny and it doesn't make any sense there is obviously a piano there blocking the body. That's like having this bitch stand in front of the Mona Lisa and say, "Where's the rest of the Mona Lisa's body?"
#73 - gracefuldamned (05/11/2014) [-]
the fact that you fell for that shit tier bait and no one else gets it

mfw this whole site
#77 - newsmyrna (05/11/2014) [-]
You're probably the anon that posted that.
User avatar #78 - gracefuldamned (05/11/2014) [-]
And id log in after being redthumbed to hell......why exactly?
User avatar #79 - newsmyrna (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't know I never really gave a shit about thumbs myself.
#62 - The Central Bank in Communist Vietnam 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… 0
#61 - The Central Bank in Communist Cuba 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… 0
#60 - The Central Bank in Communist China 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… 0
#58 - It's not boring its just garish, and undignified. It shouldn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… 0
User avatar #59 - captainpatters (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm not even Scottish but knowing it exists in the same union as me still erks me.
#58 - Yea well that may be true, but they never used the word Americ…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on MURICA VS YUROP 0
User avatar #63 - pfccross (05/08/2014) [-]
a point well made. there is truely only one 'murica. But i'd argue that you can say that there is only one 'murica in America.
#112 - I'm going to be honest here half of the people mentioned in th…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Let's get her some recognition 0
#118 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, they would wipe out more than 90% of the total population of Earth.
#116 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
<Also
#115 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
>First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing.
Yes, a brown mass with no cultural identity would be good slaves to the jews.

Also, nationalism is nothing more than ethno-centrism and tribalism, it's in our nature.

The neurotransmitter oxytocin "makes people more co-operative, benevolent, loyal, generous and trusting of others. It is involved in the parent-child bond - new mothers and fathers have raised levels of oxytocin. Production also increases when people hug and when they have sex and, recent research suggests, when they receive psychological warmth." However, oxytocin has been alleged to "foster racism."
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/30/bright-ideas-oxytocin-hormone-racism
#99 - Listen man I'm not a jew my self, but my mother's side of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Let's get her some recognition 0
#104 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 - newsmyrna (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest here half of the people mentioned in this list aren't even jews, and even if there was a one world government conspiracy I wouldn't be too worried about it. First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing. Secondly if there plan is to start with the EU they are off to a terrible start what with it falling apart and with the biggest banking country of Europe not even wanting to be apart of the EU. Thirdly the won't let Turkey join no matter what the try to do so obviously they have standards that it would seem most countries around the world wouldn't meet. So the whole EU thing just doesn't seem to add up for me.
#118 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, they would wipe out more than 90% of the total population of Earth.
#116 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
<Also
#115 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
>First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing.
Yes, a brown mass with no cultural identity would be good slaves to the jews.

Also, nationalism is nothing more than ethno-centrism and tribalism, it's in our nature.

The neurotransmitter oxytocin "makes people more co-operative, benevolent, loyal, generous and trusting of others. It is involved in the parent-child bond - new mothers and fathers have raised levels of oxytocin. Production also increases when people hug and when they have sex and, recent research suggests, when they receive psychological warmth." However, oxytocin has been alleged to "foster racism."
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/30/bright-ideas-oxytocin-hormone-racism
#95 - Ok just for ***** and giggles if it's not true why does…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Let's get her some recognition -1
#96 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
History is written by the victorious one.
Please read this picture on the left to understand.
User avatar #99 - newsmyrna (05/07/2014) [-]
Listen man I'm not a jew my self, but my mother's side of the family is. I don't know where people get all these ideas about jews the ones I know are just regular people. The only jews that piss me off are the New Town JAPs from outside of NYC.
#104 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 - newsmyrna (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest here half of the people mentioned in this list aren't even jews, and even if there was a one world government conspiracy I wouldn't be too worried about it. First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing. Secondly if there plan is to start with the EU they are off to a terrible start what with it falling apart and with the biggest banking country of Europe not even wanting to be apart of the EU. Thirdly the won't let Turkey join no matter what the try to do so obviously they have standards that it would seem most countries around the world wouldn't meet. So the whole EU thing just doesn't seem to add up for me.
#118 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, they would wipe out more than 90% of the total population of Earth.
#116 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
<Also
#115 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
>First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing.
Yes, a brown mass with no cultural identity would be good slaves to the jews.

Also, nationalism is nothing more than ethno-centrism and tribalism, it's in our nature.

The neurotransmitter oxytocin "makes people more co-operative, benevolent, loyal, generous and trusting of others. It is involved in the parent-child bond - new mothers and fathers have raised levels of oxytocin. Production also increases when people hug and when they have sex and, recent research suggests, when they receive psychological warmth." However, oxytocin has been alleged to "foster racism."
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/30/bright-ideas-oxytocin-hormone-racism
#43 - They have most likely have penises just no balls. It's more da… 05/06/2014 on In the Navy 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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