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#58 - It's not boring its just garish, and undignified. It shouldn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on A fence at the Berlin Wall… 0
User avatar #59 - captainpatters (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm not even Scottish but knowing it exists in the same union as me still erks me.
#58 - Yea well that may be true, but they never used the word Americ…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on MURICA VS YUROP 0
User avatar #63 - pfccross (05/08/2014) [-]
a point well made. there is truely only one 'murica. But i'd argue that you can say that there is only one 'murica in America.
#112 - I'm going to be honest here half of the people mentioned in th…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Let's get her some recognition 0
#118 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, they would wipe out more than 90% of the total population of Earth.
#116 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
<Also
#115 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
>First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing.
Yes, a brown mass with no cultural identity would be good slaves to the jews.

Also, nationalism is nothing more than ethno-centrism and tribalism, it's in our nature.

The neurotransmitter oxytocin "makes people more co-operative, benevolent, loyal, generous and trusting of others. It is involved in the parent-child bond - new mothers and fathers have raised levels of oxytocin. Production also increases when people hug and when they have sex and, recent research suggests, when they receive psychological warmth." However, oxytocin has been alleged to "foster racism."
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/30/bright-ideas-oxytocin-hormone-racism
#99 - Listen man I'm not a jew my self, but my mother's side of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Let's get her some recognition 0
#104 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 - newsmyrna (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest here half of the people mentioned in this list aren't even jews, and even if there was a one world government conspiracy I wouldn't be too worried about it. First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing. Secondly if there plan is to start with the EU they are off to a terrible start what with it falling apart and with the biggest banking country of Europe not even wanting to be apart of the EU. Thirdly the won't let Turkey join no matter what the try to do so obviously they have standards that it would seem most countries around the world wouldn't meet. So the whole EU thing just doesn't seem to add up for me.
#118 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, they would wipe out more than 90% of the total population of Earth.
#116 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
<Also
#115 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
>First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing.
Yes, a brown mass with no cultural identity would be good slaves to the jews.

Also, nationalism is nothing more than ethno-centrism and tribalism, it's in our nature.

The neurotransmitter oxytocin "makes people more co-operative, benevolent, loyal, generous and trusting of others. It is involved in the parent-child bond - new mothers and fathers have raised levels of oxytocin. Production also increases when people hug and when they have sex and, recent research suggests, when they receive psychological warmth." However, oxytocin has been alleged to "foster racism."
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/30/bright-ideas-oxytocin-hormone-racism
#95 - Ok just for ***** and giggles if it's not true wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Let's get her some recognition -1
#96 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
History is written by the victorious one.
Please read this picture on the left to understand.
User avatar #99 - newsmyrna (05/07/2014) [-]
Listen man I'm not a jew my self, but my mother's side of the family is. I don't know where people get all these ideas about jews the ones I know are just regular people. The only jews that piss me off are the New Town JAPs from outside of NYC.
#104 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #112 - newsmyrna (05/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to be honest here half of the people mentioned in this list aren't even jews, and even if there was a one world government conspiracy I wouldn't be too worried about it. First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing. Secondly if there plan is to start with the EU they are off to a terrible start what with it falling apart and with the biggest banking country of Europe not even wanting to be apart of the EU. Thirdly the won't let Turkey join no matter what the try to do so obviously they have standards that it would seem most countries around the world wouldn't meet. So the whole EU thing just doesn't seem to add up for me.
#118 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Also, they would wipe out more than 90% of the total population of Earth.
#116 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
<Also
#115 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
>First off a one world government sounds like it would lead to a lot less war and may even lead to the death of nationalism, which in my opinion isn't a bad thing.
Yes, a brown mass with no cultural identity would be good slaves to the jews.

Also, nationalism is nothing more than ethno-centrism and tribalism, it's in our nature.

The neurotransmitter oxytocin "makes people more co-operative, benevolent, loyal, generous and trusting of others. It is involved in the parent-child bond - new mothers and fathers have raised levels of oxytocin. Production also increases when people hug and when they have sex and, recent research suggests, when they receive psychological warmth." However, oxytocin has been alleged to "foster racism."
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jan/30/bright-ideas-oxytocin-hormone-racism
#43 - They have most likely have penises just no balls. It's more da… 05/06/2014 on In the Navy 0
#38 - I thought you deleted your account  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on he just wants a bite +3
User avatar #74 - include (05/06/2014) [-]
I have returned for the community.
#93 - wtf did you just type. 05/04/2014 on I love this +1
#113 - Well there's no use crying over every mistake. 05/04/2014 on Gawd Bless Murica -1
#52 - Picture 04/22/2014 on I met someone +10
#141 - The CELTA is offered by Cambridge University and it is for tea… 04/16/2014 on You ask a stupid question 0
#58 - Hey I am doing that right now. I'm in China just getting basic…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on You ask a stupid question 0
User avatar #138 - IamSofaKingdom (04/15/2014) [-]
Yea I was actually considering getting a Masters first until I found out the cost was going to be nearly equal to my four year cost to get the bachelors ha ha. I haven't heard of the CELTA yet so I guess I will have to look that one up. Is it just for China? I heard there was a specific program if you wanted to teach in public schools in South Korea as well, I used to work with a guy who talked about it. I also heard you have to be careful where you apply in China because some places will abuse your work visa to "persuade" specific work from you.
User avatar #141 - newsmyrna (04/16/2014) [-]
The CELTA is offered by Cambridge University and it is for teaching ESL, but you don't need it for China. Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Qatar, Kuwait those places require the CELTA and they pay the highest for ESL teachers SA and Dubai pay ridiculous amounts. The reason you would want to get one for China is if you plan on moving on in the career later, because even though I have been doing this for 1yr 6months it doesn't matter places that want the CELTA only care about your post CELTA experience. I've never been to South Korea to teach but I have met plenty of people who have and they've said to look out for the Hagwons. China can be pretty shitty at times the best way I can describe it is they will screw you somehow it just depends on how badly they do it. If you want to get a job over in China or SK make the school give you the email address of a current foreigner and ask them how the school is they'll be honest most of the time and also make sure you look their name up on the black list. Universities are safe to work in and you shouldn't worry about them. Finally if you go to China only go on a Z visa it is the only legal visa and if your boss fucks with you, you can report them to the local foreign relations bureau if you are on a Z visa
#39 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Pen15 +3
#105 - Picture 04/12/2014 on Being on Funnyjunk for a... +21
#86 - The first nissan looks like a japanese rip-off of a mustang 04/11/2014 on Concept Cars Comp 0
#84 - I think it looks nice 04/11/2014 on Concept Cars Comp +3
#8 - Picture 04/11/2014 on Simpsons +3
#180 - I've tried it a few times they just don't understand what your… 04/10/2014 on Interesting Coca-Cola Facts 0
#116 - I'm an American living in China and I have to disagree with ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Interesting Coca-Cola Facts 0
User avatar #140 - capslockrage (04/09/2014) [-]
Yes but how many people do you say the word coca cola to?
User avatar #180 - newsmyrna (04/10/2014) [-]
I've tried it a few times they just don't understand what your saying until you say ke le.
#89 - I see nothing wrong with this children should go outside and p…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Teaching the true meaning... +5
#104 - imagnetsux (04/09/2014) [-]
expectaton
#105 - imagnetsux (04/09/2014) [-]
reality
User avatar #93 - makotoitou (04/09/2014) [-]
But outside sucks. The leveling is atrocious and the PvP is unbalanced as shit.
User avatar #96 - beardgasm (04/09/2014) [-]
Especially for the black race.
User avatar #98 - makotoitou (04/09/2014) [-]
You don't know Hell Mode until you make a new female character in the Chinese server.
#113 - junahi (04/09/2014) [-]
And more often than not, the server is already full.
#65 - There are so many asian girls at my school... mostly cause it'… 04/09/2014 on dick +5
#16 - That **** is cake try learning mandarin or any ot… 04/07/2014 on Japanese +1
#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Kinder egg +57
User avatar #74 - Zyklone (04/07/2014) [-]
no follow through, airballs
#135 - why 04/03/2014 on Jesus Christ, how horrifying. 0
#66 - where is part one 04/02/2014 on Military Punishments Pt. II 0

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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of **** ?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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