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#35 - I love fucking walruses what a coincidence.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Meanwhile, in the Black Sea +3
User avatar #38 - kirkwahmett (04/02/2014) [-]
have some rule 34
Walrus sucks own dick
User avatar #39 - newsmyrna (04/02/2014) [-]
I can't watch that sadly I live in China and youtube is blocked and my vpn isn't working but thanks anyway
User avatar #40 - kirkwahmett (04/02/2014) [-]
:/ its a walrus sucking its own dick
#36 - landerp (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm not so sure we're on the same page... while I express my love for this most graceful beauty of the sea, you seem to be expressing your love for fornicating with such beasts. However, as I have not yet attempted to make sweet love to one of these cold water cuties, I cannot firmly say that I disagree with you. To be quite honest, though, I would be lying if I said that I don't find walruses to be dead sexy and that I don't get slightly aroused while staring at this picture.
#37 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/02/2014) [-]
so then tell me why does willford brimley have diabeetus?
#78 - Those things are all over china in like every neighborhood.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2014 on fuckin asians 0
#119 - spanishninja (04/02/2014) [-]
why? what do they do
User avatar #134 - newsmyrna (04/02/2014) [-]
I don't know every housing block has all kinds of exercise equipment for old people
User avatar #89 - dinocaster (04/02/2014) [-]
you're an idiot i can tell.
#91 - newsmyrna (04/02/2014) [-]
#92 - dinocaster (04/02/2014) [-]
not a problem.
#462 - How is that a joke I don't get the humor of middle easterners …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) 0
User avatar #465 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
And you proved me wrong. But I was just saying or the sake of a joke, middle easterners are not white. They have their own set of jokes against them, they are not bundled in with white jokes. White people get the bad at dancing and white trash jokes while middle easterners get the terrorist jokes.
#447 - Yes they are  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) 0
User avatar #458 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah if you get all technical about it. But jokes don't get technical.
User avatar #462 - newsmyrna (04/01/2014) [-]
How is that a joke I don't get the humor of middle easterners aren't white there is no punchline it's just an ignorant statement. I mean I have no problem with racial humor, but like I said there was no joke all you gave was a statement.
User avatar #465 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
And you proved me wrong. But I was just saying or the sake of a joke, middle easterners are not white. They have their own set of jokes against them, they are not bundled in with white jokes. White people get the bad at dancing and white trash jokes while middle easterners get the terrorist jokes.
#443 - Historically they were more white than they are now, but if yo… 03/31/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) 0
#440 - for the most part they are, white people are anyone from europ…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) 0
User avatar #446 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
People from the middle east are not white.
User avatar #447 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #458 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah if you get all technical about it. But jokes don't get technical.
User avatar #462 - newsmyrna (04/01/2014) [-]
How is that a joke I don't get the humor of middle easterners aren't white there is no punchline it's just an ignorant statement. I mean I have no problem with racial humor, but like I said there was no joke all you gave was a statement.
User avatar #465 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
And you proved me wrong. But I was just saying or the sake of a joke, middle easterners are not white. They have their own set of jokes against them, they are not bundled in with white jokes. White people get the bad at dancing and white trash jokes while middle easterners get the terrorist jokes.
User avatar #441 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
the people from north africa isnt white at all
User avatar #443 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
Historically they were more white than they are now, but if you go there you'll see people are still closer to white than anything else look at people from Egypt, Morocco, and Tunis.
#368 - they are  [+] (9 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) 0
User avatar #430 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
lolnope
User avatar #440 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
for the most part they are, white people are anyone from europe, the middle east and north africa.
User avatar #446 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
People from the middle east are not white.
User avatar #447 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #458 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah if you get all technical about it. But jokes don't get technical.
User avatar #462 - newsmyrna (04/01/2014) [-]
How is that a joke I don't get the humor of middle easterners aren't white there is no punchline it's just an ignorant statement. I mean I have no problem with racial humor, but like I said there was no joke all you gave was a statement.
User avatar #465 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
And you proved me wrong. But I was just saying or the sake of a joke, middle easterners are not white. They have their own set of jokes against them, they are not bundled in with white jokes. White people get the bad at dancing and white trash jokes while middle easterners get the terrorist jokes.
User avatar #441 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
the people from north africa isnt white at all
User avatar #443 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
Historically they were more white than they are now, but if you go there you'll see people are still closer to white than anything else look at people from Egypt, Morocco, and Tunis.
#58 - They don't it's kind of stringy and nasty. 03/30/2014 on well, that escalated quickly 0
#166 - use this 03/29/2014 on hell yeah 0
#25 - Zombie 03/29/2014 on Questions that matter 0
#236 - I use my right and I'm a lefty. 03/25/2014 on Creativity 0
#81 - thousands 03/23/2014 on No-one will stop us. 0
#39 - Holy Shit that is were I am living right now in Taizhou in Zhe…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on No-one will stop us. 0
#80 - neoexdeath (03/23/2014) [-]
I think I speak for all of the internet when I ask; how many iPods do you make a day?
User avatar #81 - newsmyrna (03/23/2014) [-]
thousands
#54 - Of course you would care you're a Canadian beta male it's like… 03/21/2014 on Oops! +2
#144 - It's a lot faster in china and I'm using a vpn i don't know if… 03/20/2014 on Is browsing the site fast... 0
#32 - And I'm a white guy in China getting women easier than I ever … 03/17/2014 on Sons +2
#246 - I live in China and you see the American flag and the Union Ja… 03/10/2014 on Funny chicks 0
#124 - The US has better arms than them, more arms than them, they ou… 03/06/2014 on russia this moment... 0
#164 - You would loose coastal cities I am guessing and those are pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Global Warming 0
#168 - jaked (03/02/2014) [-]
Not really, our most important cities (Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal) are all located on rivers which means that they would be unaffected I believe (because the changes in ocean level are nothing compared to how much rivers change seasonally). The only really major city that would be affected would be Vancouver, but compared to how hard the changes would hit other countries and how much we'd gain from having the northwest passage open, we would be quite well off.
#297 - I just thought I'd let you know the Appalachian Mountains are … 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies +4
#65 - Mail your letter with Hepatitis today! 02/27/2014 on Blood letter +1
#202 - So I went to look up the definition for quim. As an American I… 02/20/2014 on porn reference 0
#47 - I teach at a Chinese university, and trust me they are absolut… 02/01/2014 on Son Takes Paralyzed Dad... -2
#94 - Picture 01/31/2014 on some facts +2
#103 - Picture 01/31/2014 on ohh burn. +2

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User avatar #4 - pvtgoblin (03/01/2013) [-]
So what made you post this kind of shit?
#5 to #4 - newsmyrna (03/03/2013) [-]
lots and lots of this. sorry it took so long to respond i was banned
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